Excuse me, sir or ma'am, but do you have a moment to talk about how you're going to spend eternity, or better yet, your Friday night?
I mean, sure, you've got your ORIGINAL choice of being in your underwear and on your computer with a woefully silent phone next to your stash of poor-and-lonely bachelor snacks, but why don't we upgrade that? You can be in your underwear and on your computer with a woefully silent phone next to your stash of poor-and-lonely bachelor snacks WITH OTHER PEOPLE JUST LIKE YOU HERE:
You want a double-feature? THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO GET. Choose from any of the below three movies:
Cars 1 Batman : Mystery of the Batwoman Gumby Movie
OR
You can throw caution, like your life's hopes and ambitions and aspirations, to the wind and choose from the surprisingly hairy Ted Box or the short and under-seasoned Yaki Box.
Julian Parker
Give me a box faggot
Parker Martinez
Voting Batman
Benjamin Young
voting gumby
Daniel Cooper
Voting Yaki Box
Hunter Barnes
Ted
Kayden Kelly
Flipping this card thing that came with a Symphogear medallion says I'm voting for Ted
Henry Parker
The box! The box, the box!
Blake Flores
Pick a side, assholes
Kevin King
Yaki box
Justin Flores
kill the undecided
Brayden Wright
Fine I'll take the yaki box.
Jason Rivera
FIRST MOVIE OF THE NIGHT IS DRAGONBALL EVOLUTION
And do you know what evolution means, children? Evolution means the shedding of the weaker attributes, physical and mental, it means leaving an era of weakness and impotency behind to embrace the birth of new strength, intelligence, and skill.
You will evolve, children. Watching this will awaken your strengths and enable you to step stronger toward the future, leaving behind your weaker husk destroyed by this experience.
WITNESS
Ayden Richardson
T-thanks
Hudson Evans
...
Ethan Nguyen
I know that watching shitty movies on stream is fun since we can riff them, but DB Evo is not bad funny, it's bad painful. Imagine you're a defeated warrior tied to a post and getting your balls kicked everyday.
Charles Kelly
VOTING IS OPEN
WILL THE NEXT MOVIE ALLEVIATE YOUR PAIN OR MAKE IT WORSE. WHO KNOWS.
Josiah Lee
Voting Batman! End the night with something mildly good!
Cooper Lewis
Not flipping anything says I'm voting for Ted because FUCKING YAKI FUCK
Henry Anderson
Voting Ted Box
Wyatt Rodriguez
Ted vote
Anthony Harris
Voting Naruto Movie Box
Thomas Nelson
Believe it
Alexander Baker
Next movie of the night is What Women Want.
Mel Gibson gains psychic powers due to a botched accidental suicide attempt, and learns how ladies and their lady parts think as a result.
Christian Hughes
I really want to see tumblrinas and hardcore feminists reaction to this movie.
Michael Mitchell
Dubs fof truth
Kevin Cox
The best part of that film was his sassy black chauffeur's thoughts. "Hello my Mister Tight Buns!" "Shake that ass!"