LOOK AT THIS BIRD. SMART BIRD. CATS TRY TO EAT THEM. SOMETIMES SUCCESS SOMETIMES FAILURE

LOOK AT THIS BIRD. SMART BIRD. CATS TRY TO EAT THEM. SOMETIMES SUCCESS SOMETIMES FAILURE.

BIRBS ARE VERY IMPORTANT

BIRBS R COOL

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BLUE JAYS ARE VERY AGGRESSIVE. THEY USED TO ATTACK MY CAT ALL THE TIME. THEY WORLD SCREECH AT HIM THEN DIVE BOMB HIM IN GROUPS TO SCRATCH HIM WITH THEIR CLAWS OR POKE HIM WITH THEIR BEAKS

REDPILL ON BIRBS PLZ

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I JUST GAVE IT TO YOU. THE BIRDS ARE ACTUALLY THE AGGRESSORS, NOT THE CATS. THE BIRDS ARE ACTUALLY GANGS WORSE THAN MS13. THEY WILL STEAL YOUR MONEY AND FUCK YOU UP

I HAVE A FAMILY OF THESE GUYS THAT COME INTO MY BACKYARD. THEY ALSO OPERATE AS A GANG. THE MEN WILL STAND BETWEEN ME AND THE GIRLS. UNLIKE MANY BIRDS THEY SPEND MOST OF THEIR TIME WALKING. THEY ONLY FLY IF THEY NEED TO ESCAPE QUICKLY

THEY LOOK LIKE DICKS

THEY AREN'T. THEY'RE VERY COOL. THEY STICK TOGETHER ALL THE TIME AS A FAMILY

THESE BIRDS GIVE MY DOGS SHIT ALL THE TIME. THEY FLY RIGHT OVER THEIR HEADS

BERDS CAN BE SMERT

BIRBS DID NOTHING WRONG

SHE IS A LOVELY LITTLE BIRD. IS SHE A CANARY?

AN ABUSED CHILD, WOW SO EDGY

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A SAGE DOES NOT EQUAL A DOWNVOTE

SHE KNOWS THAT FIVE IS FINE?

THIS BIRB EATS LEAVES.
ADMIRE ITS GLORY AND SUBMIT TO ITS SUPERIOR SURVIVAL TACTICS. THIS FUCKER LITERALLY NEVER HAS TO WORRY ABOUT STARVATION

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BAD BURDS, BAD BURDS
WACHU GONNA DO
WACHU GONNA DO WHEN THEY CUM FOR U

I'M ON MY WAY TO FUCK YOU UP BIRD

IS THAT BIRD DEAD?

YES

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IT WAS A CGI BIRD BUT CHOCOLATE IS V. BAD FOR BIRBS. SURPRISINGLY THEY CAN DRINK A LITTLE BIT OF ALCOHOL AND IT CALMS THEM DOWN.