Debate Hype

lmgtfy.com/?q=presidential debate time

Margaritas

STANDING ONLY

Reposting some high-energy from last thread.

youtube.com/watch?v=55K0wJViZdo

9pm US eastern?

Checked

Awaiting the ==NIMBLE NAVIGATOR==

Either Canadian whiskey or a good IPA

Venit, Vidi, Cecidit

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how much you think she will last before she falls?

can someone post that image where she has a seizure? there was some nigger holding a coffee in the back

can't embed if the URL has already been embedded in another thread user. that's why linked it instead. last thread is still up and he said he wanted to repost.

try to use it faggot

77 min into debate collapses.

Newfags cant red text

This video gets me pumped! God bless the Emperor!

yes

Anyone thinks Trump will fuck it up?

Not to be a downer on a Monday morning, but Gentlemen- expect Trump to Kill this debate. Knock it out of the park. Fucking do an insane job. Etc. etc.

Then expect Clinton to Surge in the Polls(tm)

Won't there be 3 other debates?

I had a dream last night that Hillary
started malfunctioning like a robot
about 20 minutes into the debate.
Seriously.

GET FUCKED

fresh brewed ice tea, nice bowl of popcorn on the side

But what about Combetta?

Yup, big thing is they have introduced the narrative of her coming from behind. The other two debates no matter how great Trump does will only be utilized to reinforce that narrative.

Ah fuck, it's at 3am tonight for me.

Two TV sets, multiple tabs, etc, user

doubt it, he owned the GOP debates, and he's up against a woman that collapsed in 79 degree heat (with a breeze) New York a week or two ago

Do you think Trump will be able to smell the shit and piss in Hillary's depends?

He did well in other debates and he's a rich businessman, he knows how to talk to people, Hillary is not a masterclass opponent, but I still have a bit of unfounded nervousness that comes with the excitement.

To be really honest, everyone out-debated Trump during the conservative debates. He was just really loud.

Now it's really going to be about serious things, I can't see Trump winning this. Sorry.

Dubs confirm.

It is trumps election to lose now. Hes so far ahead it is risky.

But my guess is he will destroy her like he did to all those rich establishment fucks in the primaries.

the lügenpresse does

what about combetta is happening at the same time as the debate? house oversight is talking about witness immunity and the DOJ but that's on tuesday, not today.

found the hillary voter

No I'm a salty Bernie supporter voting for Trump.

Confirmed for never actually watching Trump speak, he has the communication skills of a child. He stumbles on his words and can't keep a train of thought going and he repeats himself constantly like a nigger

Your mom's vaginal discharge

12 hours

posting dub to a chan and posting fucking garbage. Kill yourself.

you are going straight to hell faggot

He is going to fucking crush her

bleach

If I was him I would not participate in debates

yeah seriously - he's up Colorado for crying out loud, if he wins there it's over

lel, well at least you're not as bad as the bernvictims that cucked for illary

KEK WE CALL UPON THEE AS YOUR FAITHFUL FOLLOWERS TO STRIKE HILLARY DOWN TONIGHT

once hillary gets anally dismantled he won't be able to get that foul smell off his dick for days

Most british bookmakers are still giving really good odds on Hillary doing a poo live on stage during the debates.

Just a protip…

mods should ban every anime faggot on sight ITT

Will there be at the end of the debates some last historical speech like vid related?

Mods should ban your ass so we don't have to hear someone whine like a feminist bitch

I wonder if Trump pulled his Trump card and pulled information from the DNC and DDDC leaks.

It would be fucking hilarious if Trump ousted that bitch as a Saudi loving globalists who exist to serve the 1%.

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Go back to reddit
>>>/ovens/

Fucking kill yourself you gook faggot, posting cartoons for children. Fucking embarrassing

4 quints will confirm

Make me. (:

Why not? Hes going to wipe the floor with her so hard I might actually feel sorry for her. (I wont)

COFFIN FIT
PANTS OF SHIT

Why are you so booty blasted user?

that's not anime

I'm glad you're voting for trump and all…but filtered

why are you such a homosexual

IM SO FUCKING HYPED FOR THE DEBATES

Silly. Why can't they be reposted? They're not images.

Should kill your self tbhwyl

No that's how we know you don't belong here, you won't even say faggot.

Confirmed

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ill personally gas your faggot ass myself you fuckin nigger.

Lets fight irl

It'll have to be upside down to account for those catlady hips.

HES GONNA CHOP HER LIKE MINCED MEAT

can you spoiler lewds pls

While I don't agree with the other guy you should get a ban for posting bestiality.

Ban this tranny faggot. Only trannies post anime or loli.

/r/ the 8ch yum yum recipe

No.
>>>/gaschamber/

weeb faggots are getting hanged before the niggers FYI

Go ahead, you can't unsmug yourself.

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your life is meaningless and you know it

what an ugly chimp-like negress

DUBS CONFIRM!

why the fuck do you sage? you got that triggered?

it's polite off topic sage in my case.

Anime is fine.

Porn is not, unless it's part of the content of the thread.

that's just how the site is user. blame hotwheels or the authors of vichan, whoever made that decision long ago.

He got humiliated in the last thread and he's still mad about it.

Where to get that t-shirt? Swag as fuck.

NEVER FORGET THAT KEK IS LORD

COUGHING FIT

PANTS OF SHIT

Arnold Palmer, in remembrance.

Careful, this is /christian/ now so anything less than fellating Yeshua could get you banned

Jews fear the weeaboos.

it stays saged unless i erase it. No one has time for that shit.

Go back to being a fag

Get the fuck out Milo, nigger dick suckin faggot

yeah that made me really sad user. he was one of the greats. you should check this out.

you're damn right

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Kek is the true god, heretic

Jews fear the samurai, no one adores faggot Milo here.

missing the point of and the mod's posts in there. the mod showed post histories demonstrating multiple shills were playing both sides themselves - they were being both pro and anti-christian in the same thread to D&C everybody.

I cant stress to you accurately enough through this medium of how much of a benefit it would be to the entire planet if you killed yourself right now

Gods are aliens user..

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I've gotten back into golf ever since Tiger Woods flamed out (seriously the golf community was insufferable a few years ago about how he was better than any white golfer ever, and always would be etc)

nice sport - good for socializing and you can play til you're old as fuck

They're going all out!
LEFTISTS/CENTRISTS ARE THIS MAD
LOT'S WIFE IS RAINING AND THE DEBATE HASN'T EVEN STARTED

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lmao what is this

drink bleach

Media will say Trump lost no matter what. Trump is not a debater, the man is a persuader. He'll use the platform to try and speak to the audience rather than take Hillary dead on. That's why they will say Hillary won, but Trump's numbers will not be changed or even go higher as a result. Much to the befuddlement of the media talking heads.

Captain & Coke or a microbrw. Plus prob a j

yes I know I know, all degenerate.

As for the debate I think Trump will likely crush her however she will get a few "zingers" in on him that the press will overplay. Unlike a lot of other things though (policy speeches, rallies) virtually all undecideds will have their eyeballs on this debate (100 million???), so it's a lot harder for the lügenpresse to spin in her favor.

I don't know how many of you took the trump survey on his site about the debate but the issue of term limits was on it. The questionnaire asked if he should bring up term limits, something he hasn't really touched on. I predict he will come out swinging with a term limits proposal in the debate, mobilizing millions of people who probably would never have voted.

soundcloud.com/user-570454876/coughing-fit

not an argument take your meds

That's some japanese VN about mascot, that is purposed to teach children that nazi germany did nothing wrong. Made by some japanese neo-nazis, and translated into English..

sure thing kike

Do you have any idea how obvious it is that you just mashed in that filename yourself to try to fit in?

Really the first one was the only shill they pointed out. The rest were pretty normal posters who got banned for saying christc k.

Whenever you can't win the arguments, ban!

do you have any idea how autistic it is to even notice that

They even want to steam greenlight it:
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=770361878

Cucks are downvoting it.

Parliament vodka with water

That would be huge. Too bad the greedy cunts in congress will never vote for it.

WITNESSED AND CONFIRMED

MAY KEK BRING US MANY BLESSINGS TONIGHT

You're a fucking idiot

You couldn't make yourself more obviously a kike if you tried, user.

agree about the golf community around tiger. it's a lot better now. one of the things i like about it is that it's truly an individual sport - it's not team based like niggerball or football. the quiet on a golf course is revered by those who attend, and the scenery is usually fantastic. it sounds stupid, but in some ways golf courses are like swaths of nature transplanted into suburbia, and i can't help but think that's one of the reasons it's so popular.

if you look carefully, i believe only the first shill was actually banned. the others just had their post histories revealed to illustrate the somewhat obvious point that anons with strong opinions on one topic (i.e. christianity) will often hold many other opinions that seem disjoint to the original. all i got from it was just "be aware of other anons and their unknown motives".

They don't need to. Trump could entice the state legislators to propose and ratify a constitutional amendment on term limits without congress getting any say what-so-ever.

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As a yuropoor, what time is the debate and where can I watch it live online without it being blocked?

And the point right now isn't "can he get it done?" he point is he can claim to at least fight for it. Which would be enough to gain a huge amount of votes.

dude no ableism that's not cool

You aren't supposed to admit it you fucking retard, now you wont even get paid.

Six or seven people were banned in the thread. Look for yourself, it's still up.

Please leave.

that's exactly why I was attracted to it in the first place
after that I got hooked by how difficult it is to be consistent, ended up liking the self-competition aspect of it

I'm visiting the Kansas University College Republicans, affectionately known as the KUCRs, for their debate watch party tonight. I'm working on redpilling a few of them, and a few of them might describe themselves as alt-right already. It's my job to tell them what that actually means.

fair enough user, i acknowledge that i didn't check the actual ban list. i tend to appreciate what the mods do most of the time, but that seems like overkill to me given how many bans were issued.

oh shit I'm hyped
..o-oh kay…

lmao

4 am in mine, i won.

Best start napping now.

No one has the 8ch yum yum recipe?

nice one
good work

Isn't it cum and water?

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It is but the I lot the screencaps from that thread

Thread theme.

people are stupid. if the crowd boos the idiots at home will think he lost. but this will make people who were confident of his win go out and vote for him. and will make hillary people confident and feel like they dont need to.

however, trump 1 on 1 is a monster. anyone else remember trump having 5 guys and the interviewers airing his dirty laundry on stage for an hour? he still came out on top.

hillary wants to "correct the record" on what he says? all trump has to do is ask hillary "whos our enemy?" "who are the terrorists?" "what happened at bengazi?" "emails" she automatically puts herself on defense against shit she literally has no defense for.

i hope trump doesnt attack her, but i hope he brings up every counter point to her that exposes her. if she brings up "womens issues" i hope he slams her about her attack of womans character when her husband was accused of rape saying things like "and i QUOTE 'nobody is going to believe her! shes trash!" and all that shit she said back in the day. or even bring up how she dragged a 12yo rape victims name through the mud when she could have avoided it while letting the mishandling of evidence speak for itself…

THERES SO MUCH DIRT ON HILLARY TRUMP BETTER FUCKING STUDY.

this is the person that beat hillary in debates on the regular. THIS FAGGOT RIGHT HERE

How do you even know who she is? Nice smug btw

Search engines.

they tried to do that in the GOP debates, and Trump just called it out and the effect was negated

Trump had his advisers grill him for over five hours non-stop to prepare, he's ready.

Some guy on Holla Forums made a thread about her a while back.
From memory I believe that the section in which she posts on is /r/inthenameofkittens/.
T-thanks.

Devastating

it was not negated. maybe to people like us. but not the actual "undecided" people. ive talked to many people who thought trump got slayed. the news replayed just the booing. they did not replay his comments.

i hope so… my family still thinks trump is some kind of hillary shill that is going to throw the election and get hillary elected, like it was his plan all along.

they think he is going to intentionally suck. theyre still waiting for it. ive been telling them to just wait to see him body slam her on stage and what trump does to hillary will make it look like chris christie was helping rubio get elected by comparison.

ive been waiting for this moment… i cant help but feel like im going to be let down. worst part is i wont even be able to watch it live. so you faggots on here better have some good webms for me to watch tonight.

i hope he prepares for their tired tactic of "you wont explain what your plan is!" moments after he just explained it.

Made separate thread about it:

We must prepare the spell now.
COUGHING FIT
PANTS OF SHIT

Everyone, let us put our high energies so Shillary has potty failure.

I ain't drinkin that shit

Don't be so low-energy, baby. MAGA.

Take these dubs I hi-jacked from some nerd on Holla Forums

I got my food ready for the debate

What's that?
How much of it did you grow/process yourself?

Careful about posting food. The vegan will show up to harass you.

Looks nice and lean though.

are you some nigger? that looks like some bag from ikea with "cereals & fruits"

Just the green shit if any, the rest is surly store bought.

MOUND OF CANCER IN HER TIT
AS SHE STUMBLES
AS SHE FAINTS
TRUMP'S MEME WIZARD MASTURBATES

That's a salad topped with so much other bullshit that it's not really a salad.

Which one and how?

meant for

Nickelodeon.

brb making pork roast

Oh man, Americans are too funny. Look at that fucking plate. Just look at it. A plate of nuts and cheese with lettuce. You just have to imagine the obese fucker to go with it, lecturing you on the dangers of blueberries, rice and bread.

Ikea sells food?
Also
wtf, I just eat grape nuts.

Links?

HE'S GONNA FUCKING CRUSH HER

You saying the Spongebob channel gave a better depiction of Trump & Shillary than CNN?

By a mile.

It's gonna be at 3:30 AM where I'm at, so I'm going to have to read threads in the morning to catch up. Please remember to archive threads for us who might not be awake.

yes, overpriced shit.

This is fucking glorious user!
What is the source?

https:// www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxBwKse25zQ

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Smaller version for easier spreading

Kek bless you!

i live in NY and made a bet that NY would be a red-state this cycle.

Eastern Europe?

Got a link/sauce?
Is it worth watching?

who is this guy? why should anyone value his opinion?

I'll probably just catch up.
I don't expect it to be anything more than a one-sided shit show.
Doubt there's going to be any shitting of pants.
I just pray Trump dominates the polls afterwards.
It's…it's gonna be ugly, people.

EE is 4 am
most of europe is 3 am
britbongs is 2 bongs of the night

i can probably find it on the radio, but shitposting is half the fun of these things

This is your future Secretary of Treasury. 50 billion man Dan Peña.

Don't be angry at me (EE here) but how much time left before the start?

He's ur dad, fuckboy

Any online streams? Not every polack lives in us.

this is trumps pick? pena? seriously? NOT A CHOSEN PERSON?! please tell me youre not using hyperbole.

He already said he's gonna fire 2/3 of Washington.

for some reason ultra low energy vegan harassment doesnt sound very intimidating.

anything but…
THE VEGAN
oh no

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4:20

like 12 hours or something

it's at 9pm Eastern US time

Did you scoop that out of your garbage disposal?

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An user freaked out when I asked that last thread.
I think he was a faggot.

That's pretty shit food user. Why is it all mixed up in a bowl?

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i hope those almonds are activated

i see trump running across the swamps of dagobah with a certain frog on his back.

Trump water with a nice cigar.

You're forgetting the abomination on the face of Earth that is summer time.

Water, I don't need any vices, thanks.

except the vice for your balls CUCK

user, i got that cheap cheese as a gift. it came in one of those shitty variety packs of "gourmet" cheeses from walmart or safeway.

why did you mix nuts and lettuce? no gorgonzola? no tomatoes? no peppers? no olives? no dressing? were you out of raspberry vinaigrette you trendy hipster fuck?

its "healthy"

kek

How to derail a thread in 90 seconds

THEY'RE PANICKING

Protip:salad, muesli and cheese, dont go together
atleast you tried

ahahaha

I haven't taken a look at the cuckshed in a while, thanks for posting this

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What hashtags should I shitpost to?

#PresidentialDebate

You know what I like in MY salad?
FUCKING D&C FUCK YOU

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The hashtag I've seen used most is #Debate.

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the debate doesn't even start for like ten hours, this is just the hy

Same

fucks sake

hype thread

THIS, I am so fucking sick of the muesli defenders force spamming the board.
PLEASE SAGE AND HIDE muesli defenders
PLEASE SAGE AND HIDE muesli defenders
PLEASE SAGE AND HIDE muesli defenders
PLEASE SAGE AND HIDE muesli defenders

fucking crouton IDF, reported and filtered

forgot pic.

Expectations:

Trump to run off somewhere on a related tangent outside the scope of the question, and be called to get back on question.
Will be hailed as:
By Assed media can't handle the Trump!
Trump not presidential!
Trump will thank the mediator and call him a great guy later on for handling it.

Hillary will reiterate existing plans that have mostly been done under Obama, do some random pickle jar tier stuff to show she is ready.

Will be hailed as :

Weak Lying Hillary panders to voters and is gone on easy by mediator.

Trump is not presidential material!

Hillary will then go to Atlanta and stump there while Trump will call her on Twitter various things relating to him not being able to handle the black population's true form.

I'm ready for fucking anything tonight. Like, if Trump smashes a folding chair over her head and puts her in a 3 point submission hold I won't even be surprised. This is going to be glorious.

The real d&c is anyone who doesn't realize sweet potatoes are best

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gross. YAMS ARE SHIT.

They are not laughing anymore.

unsatisfying as fuck

give be a good tater any day over that crap

CARBOHYDRATE DEFENSE FORCE OUT IN FULL FORCE
CARBOHYDRATE DEFENSE FORCE OUT IN FULL FORCE
CARBOHYDRATE DEFENSE FORCE OUT IN FULL FORCE
CARBOHYDRATE DEFENSE FORCE OUT IN FULL FORCE
CARBOHYDRATE DEFENSE FORCE OUT IN FULL FORCE
CARBOHYDRATE DEFENSE FORCE OUT IN FULL FORCE
CARBOHYDRATE DEFENSE FORCE OUT IN FULL FORCE

Guys, guys…
Potato posting is for happening threads. We need to set aside our differences on this soon-to-be wonderful evening.

You sure proved his point

I doubt I'd watch it either way sicne it will be cringey

Enjoy dying you fucking retard. Reminder carbohydrates are the only thing you should eat.

M8, did we watch the same republican debates? Trump destroyed the entire republican establishment, he's going to have no problem destroying Illary's booty hole.

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PLEASE EXPLAIN CLEARLY HOW IT IS NOT HAPPENING.

meme beams

delete this

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Trump better take cell pics if Hillary sits down off camera.

onions should be eaten with potatoes
EVERY TIME

~600mg caffeine divided among assorted beverages
Two exams tomorrow, pulling an all-nighter

Are you LARPing as a zombie Apocalypse survivor?

shallots are god tier when fried in butter with garlic, pancetta and mushrooms
combine with pasta and an egg/double cream/parmesan/salt+pepper whisked in a bowl previously, for some grade A pasta carbonara

Super hyped for this Trump shall kill Shillary tonight lads.

Liberal tears

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That ID tho….

wew good luck user, don't envy you

I was planning on irish coffee myself

sweet potatoes are the uber tuber

Anyone that was too low energy to watch are irrelevant anyway.

I can't into timezones, what is that in GMT?

Reminder Hillary lost the nomination to Obongo because she has the debating skills of an 8 year old.

02:00 probably

What time does it start on East Coast Time? Aka real American Time?

They can feel it too

That's why she has an earpiece, only the moderators aren't allowed to have earpieces.

you overestimate the average voter.

And yet he's wining

When did Michael Ceres hair get so long?

I'll have to stay up all night then. Small price to see the Trumpinator crush Killary like a bug in front of the entire country.

Pls let me have some hope for humanity

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She's going to copycat trump regarding trade deals

I hope her double starts getting sick too. Would serve her right for shilling for this criminal.

Yuropfag here. Gonna stay awake i don't bloody care.
BRING IT

I hope Trump is half as smart as we at POL thinks he is.

I'm kinda feeling he'll get jewelry by Lester.

Hillaries across the nation start spazzing out and shitting their pantsuits

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What, you mean like she has been doing for the past month?

A nice cold can of RC Cola and water, had 3 beers watching football at a barbecue yesterday and try not to drink booze more than once a week.

The older I get the less time I have for alcohol, unless it is a glass of wine or two when I am reading a book. I regret all the times I drank and all the hangovers that came. There is so much to accomplish in life, and booze just gets in the way.

what did he mean by this?

This must be bait.

(HEIL'D)

PANTS OF SHIT CONFIRMED

(Checked)

Interesting.

weeeeeeew

WE DO

Good on you mate, fight degeneracy at home. The God Emperor would approve.

Kek.

jewed.

Holy shit it's Jeb!

now is not time for sorrow. its time for HYPE.

how HYPE are you that 1776 will commence again before we die.

haven't we been fighting in the meme wars for over a year now?

Roll for what Hillary does during debate:

11 : Shits her pants

22 : Coughs blood

33 : Pukes

44 : Falls

55 : Has a seizure

66 : Starts to cry

77 : Piss herself

88 : Attacks Trump

99 : Runs from stage

Triple : Trump beats her

Too much caffeine probably isn't gonna help you. Look into adrafinil. It's amazing. I really recommend it.

forgot 00 : nothing happens

Please. Lester holt is a dumb ass affirmative action five head nigger. Trump is a shark killer amongst the nastiest sharks of the business world. After that matt lauer shit he is pressured by the left to "take out" trump. Lester will try to stump the trump once then cuck the fuck out after he's been put in his place.

Ok.

First shots were fired in 2010-2011, this is going to be a great war.

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Rolling

welp….

We have a winner

this was when she was younger and sharper as well

now she's a walking carcass, even if she has an earpiece and biased moderators I doubt it'll do her much good

Kek has spoken. Seizure it is.

Rolling for seizure times

Fucking fantastic lad.

PRAISE BE

If dubs Hillary has a panic attack on stage

Winnar WInnar Seizures In Her

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You must not be true Trumpster POLsters.

this better fucking happen or I'll be dissapoint

8 years have really done a number on her. Imagine how fucking decrepit she would be after another 8.

Someone cap this. If it comes true WE NEED THE PROOF

So it's a prodrug for modafinil? That sounds… lengthy.
How long of a time elapses between dosing and being able to sleep? Is this something that keeps you up for 24+ hours after dosing?

COUGHING FIT, PANTS OF SHIT
ILLARY WILL HAVE TO QUIT
NO MORE CAN SHE GIVE A SPEECH
WITHOUT SPITTOON WITHIN REACH
NASTY PHLEGM, PUTRID BILE
DRIBBLE DOWN HER CHIN, MEANWHILE
EVERY TIME SHE TELLS A LIE
SHIT RUNS DOWN HER INNER THIGH
ANAL SPHINCTER CANNOT CLENCH
DIAPER CAN'T CONTAIN THE STENCH
STOMACH CHURNS, TRIES TO LEAVE
LIVE ON STAGE SHE STARTS TO HEAVE
SLIPS ON VOMIT, POOP, AND PEE
BREAKS HER NECK ON LIVE TV

ISHYGDDT

Lol what a faggot!

I predict a seizure and a fit and a pantsuit full of shit.

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Gitgud. I didn't sleep last night so that I could go to sleep soon and wake up just in time for the debate.

it's on news24 for australians 11am

Fucking Jonestein

Times 9/11

COUGHING FIT

PANTS OF SHIT

Okay, guys, the meme magic was funny but if this happens then I'll be fucking scared.

Copycat or follow what the people want?
Copycat is pushing tarrifs and readdressing foreign tax holdings to drop the tax rate below zero and get them out of Ireland.

Following the people is death to TPTT
Which incidentally has already been enacted in parts which is why its safe to kill the idea.
Of course what is not stated is that neither of them have a say on the matter as its the Senate who controls the treaty parts, the president can only sign to bring it to them in the first place.

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Noice

Why? We may not control it but it is currently on our side.

COUGHING FITS
PANTS OF SHIT

ENDLESS LIES
SAUDI TIES

ON THE STAGE
==SHE WILL RAGE==v

OUT OF CONTROL
SHE EMPTIES BOWEL

AND EVERYONE ON LIVE TV
WILL SEE HER POO POO AND HER PEE

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Another thing v ruined.

but im in the same boat

Atleast there will be dank oc by the time you get to watch it.

If the rest are just shitshows, I'll be dissapointed.
THis one should just be random furious Kung Fu snake and swan posing as they puff it out like peacocks.
I want to see blood, tears, mayhem and destruction, not a glassjaw match that leaves me blinking and wondering if the bell had even been rung before the jab was out.

But I want to shitpost live with you guys :(

rollin

Checking that ID

My sincere apology. ID checked

A nice glass of cabernet. Holla Forums open on the laptop, a cozy seat on the couch, debate on the television, likely C-SPAN because I don't want to give CNN ratings (nor do I want their commentary text overtop).
My wife will likely stay for 2 minutes maximum until the sound of shillary's voice causes her ears to bleed, lately she's been shutting off the TV whenever an attack ad correcting the record comes on.
I'm comfy just thinking about it

All of the above

PRAISE KEK

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There will be two more debates, user.
plus Election Day will have historic levels of shitposting

So we have her down for seizure, pissing herself, crying and attacking Trump so far.

Who are the two giant girls in the background? Are they the personifications of the two parties?

Those look like shit
But I guess if you saw the white variety, you would think the same.
These fucking things, they either taste like sponge or like they are fucking coated with sugar depending on how you prepare.
I have a maid, I have no idea how she prepares it
Not the cute sexy girl maid, but an old lady maid

Actually, my parents have a maid

Only if the site doesn't break. The site will break.

Those are yams you cocksucker.

This man is a memewalker.

Who is this semen demon?

I might have to miss those too, fucking yurop

He who walks between shitposts, master of all memes. Lord of the Ire of Holla Forums and our Greatest Ally, Blessings of Kek be upon him.

Hey Barron, you excited to see your dad murder that hag today?

Helen Hunt.

Yeah, they probably need to upgrade the servers. I'll be surprised if we don't set a record for number of active users and PPH.

The one on the left is Florida, and the right is Missouri.

I am Brazilian man, I just want to watch the show
Maids are not that expensive here, just not trustworthy, we were super lucky that she is, and is practically family now

She earns a bit more than I do

Roooooollin.

does she also wax your pole?

old lady maid

Hope I'm not too late to the party!

I think he meant beat her as in, physically beat her. Onstage.

Admit it, we all want to see it, and we probably will.

WEW

Thanks user. I'm from cancuckistan so not familiar with merican iconography.

And fuckin noice ID, m8.

lol if dubs trump savagely brutalizes hillary on stage

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Good luck with the memes you fags. I'm rooting for yas.

Just keep it off until the main event.

LET'S MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

Say there's an emergency at home, not even a lie

Holy shid

It's always the memes that make you fucking bust a lung laughing at that get doubles. You sir harnessed all of my laughter energy.
damn it's going to be a good day

Thanks m8, here's the chink's blog if you want to see more.

hon-haka.org/archives/900

Have some fun for me as well brother

Can't do that user, it's a test.
The teacher said we could listen to music though so I'll use that as an excuse to listen to the debates when they start.

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You know where we are, the answer is not always that obvious

no

Worse then my situation. Sorry user.

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I have a choice: I could view the debate with all of you glorious bastards, or I could watch it with my libtard college peers and silently bask in the endless salt.

What should I do?

alejandra guilmant

Same here friend, gotta work tomorrow. Should have just stayed neet

for you

Just listen to it after class. The debate doesn't get any better just because you are listening live.

Watch it with peers while covertly shitposting with us.

I believe you mean grand mal seizure

Nice post otherwise

Live shitposting improves any event.

Truly the worst feel, isn't it?

Some Angry Orchard hard cider. Gonna drink two tonight instead of one like normal. Lord knows this debate will warrant it.

Also need rec's on any other hard ciders worth trying.

I recommend growing a pair and not drinking booze meant for women and children

She'll get a seizure and the media will try to spin it as Trumps fault

If I remember it has an half life of 5 hours but don't quote me on that. It's recommended to take as early as possible so it doesn't disturb your sleep schedule but personally, I take it twice a day (morning and afternoon) and I sleep just fine. You definitely don't need the full recommended dose, not for me at least. I started with a very low dose combined with 100-150mg and it does the job very well. They sell it at nootrostop at a good price. It basically removes mental fatigue so it's very good for truckers, people who needs to study and do an all nighter without the anxiety that caffeine gives when you take too much. Very potent. Just be careful to not take it everyday for months and take a break because it *can* be tough on your liver. You can also take milk thistle with it.

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Sorry, done with that.

his mannerisms are pretty much the same. what are you on about, you shill?

WEW, LADS

discord.gg/hucjj

Come join us in here tonight. We've got plans to fuck up plebbit's /r/politics and make the front page look like Holla Forums, for the lulz. Come do your part compatriot.

Just bring your laptop and say your taking "notes"

Roll for what the crowd will be chanting by the end of the debate:

11: MAGA!

22: USA! USA!

33: Trump! Trump!

44: Build the Wall!

55: Hillary! Hillary!

66: PEPE!

77: LIAR!

88: Black Lives Matter

99: ISRAEL

00: Go to prison.

wouldn't mumble or tox be better than discord?

Rollin'

You don't need to roll, if there is any chanting it's USA USA USA as always

Combined with 100mg-150mg caffeine*
I didn't finish my sentence.

Rollan.

fucking hell

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Oh fug

Well you've embarrassed yourself mightily.

Trips not present on chart, rerolling for actual dubs of Oh shit a bomb!

Well thank god, now we don't have to read a gazillion posts of "rollan". Thanks user

user and I made that image. The jpg is mine.

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Well USA USA and TRUMP TRUMP it is!

I'm trying to get a good cadence out of this, but it's not coming. Maybe a more musically-inclined user could have more success.

That's pretty cool.

Appreciate it, user.

Why no LOCK HER UP?

Fuck that man. I like my drinks a little sweet and if that makes me a faggot so be it.

Alternatively I also appreciate straight vodka, sometimes with Cherry

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Fuck me , I ignored your fours

So USA USA, TRUMP TRUMP and BUILD THE WALL it is!

USA

USA

USA

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MemeWarrior Roolin' for the seizures and the Droolin'

TRUMP! TRUMP! BUILD THE WALL! WE WON'T LET THIS NATION FALL! TRUMP! TRUMP! BUILD THE WALL! LIBERTY AND PEACE FOR ALL! TRUMP! TRUMP! BUILD IT TALL! SOON YOU WILL PROTECT US ALL!

I tried.

ROLL!

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Why would you ever get addicted to something like alcohol anyway, it's absolute shit. If you're getting addicted at least choose something that's worth it lel

Hey poll do we think Trump will do well?

Oh say did you see
By the wall he did build
Our president trump
Our coffers he filled

Made our men glorious
Our nation victorious
Oh say can you see
the National Pepe!

Disgusting.
What the fuck is this thing?

underrated post

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Thanks for the high-energy info and self-correction, user.

Have a rare trump, limited edition 1980s donut steel.

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i think you should fall down a well headfirst

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Hitler did indeed take the guns.
from the jews
even if you agree his reasons for doing it, his point remains clear. it is a clear sign of distrust and dislike of the people you intend to take them away from. in this case the american govt and globalists vs the american people.

I'm glad to be of service for a productive member of society.

what are these faggoty pictures how can you have WH40k themes mixed with faggoty wow/mmo bullshit and not have the truth painted of the evil marxist cunts

Nah, it's decent. It's getting somewhere.

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GET HIGH ENERGY, QUEERS
TRUMP 4 PREZ

ok time to kill myself

Glenlivet 30 and a hand rolled cig full of Mary.

i'm working tonight but hopefully i can grab a few jameson shots at the bar while the debate is on on my break

beats me
far be it for me to get inside the mind of a slanty-eyed chink

I was going to argue the superiority of rye, but Hitler dubs confirm I am a member of the rye sub-race.

No, wait.

First enlist in the ranks of the new Aryan Army under Trump, and hope to die in combat.

Normies seem to think Hillary is in a impenetrable bubble.
However, it's normies who are in the bubble, whereas everything else is just as corrupt as hillary.

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your family is hopelessly stupid

fucking bongs stealin' my dubs

CHECKED

You've been avenged my user

thanks kek

Any Eurofags here? When does the debate start for us here in Europistan? :^D

Remember to filter all cuckchan tier dub posters.

depends where in europe, obviously

roughly 2-4am

PRAISE KEK LOOK AT THOSE NUMBERS

3 am brother

Filtered

In which country are you currently located?

Columbian marching powder? Hardcore.

2:30-3 AM my yuropoor brother

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At least I can watch it when I get home

FROGS WILL RAIN!

south eastern Europe

I never want Japan to go away.

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GUYS WE NEED TO MEME MORE

EVEN OUR ENEMIES ARE FOCUSED ON NAZI FROGS
14/8

The post… the file name… MY MIND!

Nice get

TRUMPODIA! OBLITERATE!

so today is trump vs clinton?

anyone got a livestream?

I AM SO EXCITED FOR THIS DEBATE I WANT TO DANCE A JIG

I hope Hillary starts sperging about
RIGHT WING DEATH FROGS

like vidgeogems?

Great.

Now you have to wait 7 1/2 hours till they start

Also that is the worst meal I have ever seen.

Yes…videogames

Keto diet best diet. Literally changed my life, made me noticeably, effortlessly stronger with more endurance, less susceptibility to allergy, beestings, disease.

Currently fasting, I had a waffle yesterday morning and regretted the fuck out of it. Must re-enter ketosis.

kek

Bet half the people browsing now wouldn't remember that meme.

So there are breaks?

Holy shit, I've got an idea. I'm just gonna go to sleep right now, wake up for the debate and go to sleep again aterwards.
Good night lads, can't wait to shitpost with you later!

I want to, but I'm developing an alcohol problem, so I try to restrict it to the weekends now.

I love meat but that's disgusting. In fact I don't think there's a single dish I would call good. Is Shepard's pie british? I like that.

been some time since I've read that

Can't wait guys. Switched a shoft at work so I wouldn't miss it. This is our time.

lol come on, bruh

nigga that's new af

Okay but if we don't let them "inject" shillary every 20 minutes she'll need a chair after the first 60 minutes.

New as fuck relatively speaking and it has done the rounds all over the rest of the net.

My body is ready and my mind is smooth.

Tsk, tsk, tsk

offtopic but does anyone have a webm of the gym bit from World Peace?

What the fuck?

Not only is she praying to a national traitor, she's got the most retarded religious denomination I've ever seen.

You're agnostic and an attention whore
Not "lapsed catholic athiest turned agnostic", why the fuck did you even need to mention that shit?

How the fuck are we meant to deal with this sort of person Holla Forums?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

All of the above

That is a very pretty girl.

1, 2 years.

That's along time considering the amount of newfags that flocked here since.

ovens

Will the debate be on open stream? I'm not a burger and I don't give money to cablekikes neither

No, I think the stream's for free. And even if it isn't, some brave Holla Forumsack will let us watch with him.

Paleo has some stupid rules added, like not being able to eat nuts, and it doesn't pay attention to macros, so it isn't based in science.

Keto has no superfluous rules and is based in science.

this is my guy

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That glass of coffee sort of looks like an acorn.

how much did you pay for him?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/780451000725495810

Nah,
that'd waste resources.

Better to use a reusable method - like a guillotine.

Ok, but nate silver is still a kike.

We're all gonna find one just like that, user.

Redwine

Tell that to the dwarves who forge my blades.

what time will the debates start in bongland time?

2am

Roll for what KEK will manifest through meme magic:
11: Nothing fucking happens
22: Nothing fucking happens
33: Nothing fucking happens
44: Nothing fucking happens
55: Nothing fucking happens
66: Nothing fucking happens
77: Nothing fucking happens
88: Nothing fucking happens
99: Nothing fucking happens
00: Nothing fucking happens

If trips, Trump will cry out "MY GOD, MY GOD. WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME!"

Nah, to really manage our resources effectively, we should throw them into death camps, feed them for weeks, create railroads and such to bring them there, and slowly exterminate them with a de-lousing chemical. This will likely take many tries, leaving many survivors, but at least it won't be as terribly inefficient as a bullet or something.

Why do you avatarfag as Willy Wonka?

fuck.

I'm not even going to watch the "highlights"
Come at me cheerleaders.

WEAK SHOULD FEAR THE STRONG

Oh this is good

I must seek these dwarves.

Mountain3x

Looks like the protests are starting.

Same reason you avatarfag as Sam Hyde …

Because I'm fucking lonely ;_;

Probably for the "creep" factor.

dubs for happening.

Normalfag memes are so sad.

singles for not-happening
yet

Oh I just got on the computer did I miss it? I need to go to the store too.

well, shit

Where is the best chatroom/site for a syrupnigger like me to sit on ass and watch it with you fags?

Still doing that one huh

It starts in 7 hours, user.

Won't be for another 10 hours.

I know man! It just sounded so good, it had been forever since I had had one of those golden grids of buttery bliss.

S'not all it's cracked up to be, though.

I am mistaken.

come back in 13 hours

7

Yeah, this. Post the memecast URL already, damn your oily hides.

How much longer?

Why no legumes? I love lentils

It's in like 14 hours, calm down.

I love you guys.

You too

please destroy her kek

I hope not.
I want a woman that is better looking.

Rolling. I predict at least eyes askew.

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I just said fuck it and ate a sandwich because I thought spirits counted. Then I read your pic. Justfuckmycutup

Terrible taste.

99 is completely impossible. Hillary can't even walk ON stage so there's no way she will do that.

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Kayla is best girl

what exactly is there to protest? it's a debate

He'll fuck something else

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Where's the drinking game bingo? Or just bingo for those lads that do not imbibe

I swear I saw one

Thanks Don.

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Pretty sure it's happening in October.

Rectum corrected

3am, fuck my life. I have to wake up at 5:30 for work so i will miss the live shitposting and Cunton shitting her intestines out of her worthless body.

kek even with that raised podium illary is gonna be height cucked hard

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LOL!

I'm not your guy, buddy.

Thanks Don

Wait a minute…

now i'm confused!?

how man ydubs do we need to get a happening?

(check those dubs, they're a sign from above)
Not yet, brother. Be patient , be diligent and be hopeful. You'll get your reward in time.

also wew look at that ornamentation if guns get brought up at all the only thing that needs to be done is point at that fucking eagle

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If you had been here for the primaries you would understand newfriend.
twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/653856168402681856?lang=en
GTFO

Get your head examined

So seizure won.
Why not Hemmhoragic stroke so her face ends up all distorted.

v==SPECIAL GUEST MEXICO==v

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I'd say around 59 mins, granted she will be coughing her guts out and shitting herself before hand as Trump cucks the moderator and saves her life after she falls just for the extra salt alone.

If dubs, Shillarybot will overheat throwing sparks and smoke before melting.

Trump will reign supreme

video games are dead, jim

newfags are supposed to lurk before posting

FILTHY CTR HERETIC!

ONE OF US WOULD NEVER DOUBT THE GOD EMPEROR!

Natalia-tier

No, I say one stumping after another will be to much for her, leading her to short-circuit and lunge at The Don in a last ditch suicide attack.

Stop begging for dubs. Kek grants dubs to the Pious.

How much longer until it starts?

Stop pretending to be pious.

GOTY 2017, I'm telling you.

His statement stands. Don't beg for digits.

That looks painful as fuck.

WITNESSED

Hillary will have a seizure tonight

I live in the area. I wish I could go to the debate, but I don't get home till 9pm just in time to watch it on TV.
Fun fact: the debate is being held right next to Long Island's nigger town. I wounder if BLM will show up.

PUMP
4
TRUMP

I'm going to mak etea now! When i come back i want to see an reply to this post with a link to a livestream to the debate!

or else…

Depends on how much Soros is paying today. Niggers need tendies as well.

nioh is the donald trump of vidya

6 hours and 27 minutes

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Fuck off, heretic

Shillary is trying to incorporate the Pepe meme and winning the chan votes.

it's all just jew.

Damn…

https ://www.youtube.com/watch?v=855Am6ovK7s

Lazy bastard

go to bed jorgen von nigger

Well it's also held on a college, so at the least some little shits should turn up.

Hempstead is far worst or just as bad really.

I'm stuck here till I can escape in a few years.

Might as well roll for this as well.

She's wearing green in that pic so that she can camouflage that green shit she's been coughing up.

The first presidential debate is September 26 at Hofstra University on Long Island, New York. It's also in the area where Donald Trump is finding his largest margin of support in the state.Source: CNN

anti meme magic doesnt count.

Egg roll

Actually, I was hoping for trips :^(

Shadilay brother, may kek bless you.

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Most of us keep quite. almost everyone I talk too supports trump or thinks he's not good, but better than Hillary. I know 2 people that put trump stickers on their car window. Only one had their car fucked with ( they keyed the sicker up)
I have hopes he can win NY if most of us are going to keep quite till we enter the booth. He already won upstate and he wont win NYC, but Suffolk voted red last election, so you never know.

Does anyone with any story like this know of anyone who has admitted to being phoned by a polling company and told them something other than that they supported Trump?

Because that's really what we're counting on.

Just got a swank new office job fam just before the debate, I am a NEET no longer

Is there anybody doing a hangout in ventrillo or mumble or google hangouts?

I was thinking of making my own stream, maybe would be cool to have an autistic voice chat going on it.

huh?

/thread

Post your bingo cards

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WHEN IS THE DEBATE IN GMT TIME YOU USELESS FAGGOTS NOT EVEN IN THE THREAD YOU PUT IT

I'm gonna print this shit right now

IT'S IN 6 HOURS

scribd.com/document/325289417/Trump-Bingo

4chan will be very willing to spoonfeed you since you are clearly an infant or a colossal winged faggot.

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is it 1999?

tbh if you aren't betting on Trump I don't know what you're doing w/ your life fam
They didn't want to give me odds on Hillary passing out tonight

we layin the smacketh down?

Take it easy Chiam

RIP in peace Clinton.

Coughed in a fit, pants full of shit.

This is going to be a night to remember.

Is there a channel on Talmudvision that won't entirely fuck with the footage?

I remember brexit was 1 to 7 odds. I should have gone for it.

Can't bet on elections in the us unfortunately

To have big fluffy flakes like that the weather has to be pretty warm.

lame

Oh shit they actually have donald trump winning at 2.60

what a menu

and yeah australia is basically a gambling haven

Thread theme.

Yropfag is ready.

Unless something really spectacular happens and Hillary has a pants-shitting seizure on stage, don't expect the debate to sway anyone. The networks have their orders to declare Hillary the winner, even if she talks in pig latin the entire time. Most people will not see the debate, and swallow whatever show's interpretation of it they see. Which, as you can guess, will declare Hillary the winner.

Honestly I'm sick of the media. They've really exposed themselves as the propaganda-pushers they are this election cycle.

KEK shall show us the way to monetary multiplication!

I thought they were expecting superbowl levels of viewership?

I'm from Europe, where can i watch the debate, will there be a stream?

100M expected to watch.

I've never bet before is what this says is that if someone bets one dollar on "bundle of cash" then they will receive 51 dollars if it happens? That's quite the return.

I want to know where I can rewatch it tommorow. I have to wake up at 5:30 i cant watch it live FML

Brit/pol/ has a channel setup for the debate tonight
cytu.be/r/BritpolTV

Or this youtube.com/watch?v=855Am6ovK7s&feature=youtu.be

And thats just in America

I'm only expecting ~30-50 million to watch because of the handegg game that will be on at same time.

How is that even fucking possible when he doesn't wear one?

I wouldn't worry that much, they're shitty teams with few fans

Rolling in Kek's name.

(ACTIVATE THE SHITPOSTS MEME THEM ALL LET GOD SORT THEM OUT)

trump doesn't wear a hair piece. his hair looks weird because he got hair plugs when the technology was new and shitty. that's a fool's bet.

nope we need to find one with chat

in the oven with you

The delusions of the left know no bounds.

I think every broadcasting agency with some brains will have the chat disabled on YouTube.

Its like this worldwide, they are shilling Hillary everywhere perod, like a global communist propaganda machine.
It shows how Trump is making lefties/kikes all around the world to shit themselves. With people waking up from their propaganda and the rise of Nationalism being the icing of the cake.
All they have left is low energy lies.

some people are dumb enough to think that he does so if they put that as an option, and people choose to bet on it, then they make free money

I'm feeling the hype.
I thought it was tommorow so I didn't have to miss classes but oh well.
LET'S FUCKING GO!

She's gonna be a drugged up mess or have a seizure and shit her pants.

Get /comfy/ Holla Forums and enjoy.

Crossing fingers for Hillary get's a heart attack and dies in front of the rolling cameras.

Trump is going to deploy some tactical nukes using her disabilities. I wouldn't be surprised if he grabbed a few Holla Forumsacks with flash cameras.

Damn it, fam. I wanted to see her getting interrogated and maybe, just MAYBE facing jail time.

Oh well, this will be kekworthy anyways.

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Good dubs but we must meme it harder!

REROLL

Every time I see this picture, I can't help but wonder - what game is the mongoloid playing? Looks like some 3rd person game from early 2000ies.

Holla Forums's too slow tonight…

Yeah that's right. It would be pretty incredible if you didn't lose your dollar on that one though.

It'll speed up soon

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Got my talmudvision ready. I'm ready for monday night raw.

It's okay, user, I'm sure one of us will throw money at him.

aw shit this tab is much better

Hmm where did I hear that before, it couldn't be Tumblr, now could it?

They're just manufacturing a reason to bullshit people with their polls, since no one fell for it before due to how obviously biased they were. The worse the new "accurate" polls look for Trump, the less people will show up to vote for him which might be enough for Hillary to win.