The turkey is really good here!

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gross.

excuse me?

lol

I don't date plastic women.

top tier shitposting, OP. Gave me a hearty chuckle. 10/10.

What did you think of lego batman?

DON'T MIND IF I DO!

Let me tell you about Cuckoldry

I was dating a white woman, I know I know, already fucking it up there. And she was fairly popular on my show. Whatever, so she asks me "hey, can I be on the show… without you?" At first I'm like what it's my show why wouldn't I be on it but she promised it would be fine. So they are watching movies, and I'm in my office writing the script for the next Plinkett review and I hear the movie stop. Interesting. So I head to JUST outside the door and I see Jay running out of the room, crying. Inside, I see the love of my life getting spitroasted by AIDSmoby and that fat guy. Immediately the whole Jay thing makes sense (he has a bit of a hard time around women).

So I watch and jerk off and afterwards she comes out acting like she "saw the movie". I tell her I saw everything and I was honestly turned on by watching my girl get plowed. "It's like my own home porno" I say. She says "really, well I've had an idea for a while, I'm going to bring some guys over and I hope you approve."

So I'm at home waiting and she arrives with a van full of guys. Black guys, all much more fit and masculine than any white man I've ever seen. I'm immediately in love. Those muscles, those skin tones, immediately reminds me of my favorite movie series ever. So I start jerking off and offer to "prep the bull". Being gangbanged by 7 black men as a warmup is honestly what all enlightened men should be striving for. I didn't cum, of course, that wouldn't be happening tonight.

They go in, and tie me down to a chair. They immediately go to work, their enhanced Nubian stamina allowing them to sport full, 12 inch erections for hours. It's amazing, watching them pass my girlfriend around like a basketball. I saw them do every position, in every hole. When they were close to climax, they got out a bowl and all came into it, making sure to keep it just warm enough to support the sperms life. When they all had cum, they mixed it and filled a turkey baster to the brim. Planting it deep inside my girlfriends vagina, they shot the combined ejaculate of 7 muscly Egyptian Pharoahs inside her. I knew it was the time of month when she was most fertile too. I never had to worry about getting her pregnant, my little cock barely got inside, and she never let me fuck her without a condom. Now I knew I was never going to fuck her again and honestly, I'm glad. I'm prepared to use all the money I make to raise as many black children as she can birth because the world can only be made better with more men like them.

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I want to fuck its empty arm sockets and hollow wrists

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those are some big tits

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Have you heard of the cuck flim Blocked?

you're a brick guy

Daily reminder…

you trumpcucks are pathetic

UUUU

That's Will Ferrell, you leftypol moron

Ha ha great post! Well meme'd my friend!

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If the lego was blond and slightly orange than i would agree, but he has brown hair.

No but I want to. Tell me about it. ;)

hot

Make up your fucking minds. It's one or the other, it can't be both.

The Lego Batman movie was bad.

The Lego games were good but the moves are bad. Too much Jewish humor.

The next big thing in porn given all those kids growing up playing Minecraft.

wow, i just got this. I originally read it as blacked.

trumpcucks are from Holla Forums

I just started the lego games, very childish but cute.

I'm pretty sure that's a libshit…

I thought that was Marvel..?

The games, not the movies.