Original Jokes:

Original Jokes:
Trying to think up some vicious pol approved Jokes, that even some normies could find funny. Got a few, let me know if they need critiquing.

first one:

Q: What is small, white, and Muslims line up for?

A: A Rotherham School girl

I wanted to put a reference that the girl was drugged with heroin in it, but then it gets a bit long.

This is the worst thread ever

Where's the joke?

You're missing something here. There's no expectation before the reveal. You need something more like

It could still be made much better.

Niggers Are Always Causing Problems

RUN-niggerniggernigger-RUN-niggernigger

Gas youself.
This thread is shit.
Learn to think for yourself.
Don't ask Holla Forums for approval of anything.

I gotta joke:
Why does OP like dicks?
Because he's a fag.

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People like simple jokes, a question and a punch line for an easy laugh.


Yes, pretty good. though I dont think it needs the in britain bit, because the rotherham part covers that, and I wanted to use heroin because that is what they drug them with before they gang rape them, but I guess coke fits in better with the mixing.

still could be better.


It was more sharing and creating jokes if you got better please contribute. if not stop getting butthurt on your lack of wit.

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Actually here's a real joke: OP's life.

Fuck off back to Holla Forums or 4chan with this garbage.

what's the difference between a boy scout and a jew?
The boy scouts come home from camp.

what do you call an accountant doing a census in mexixo?

a beaner counter

How man jews can you fit in a Volkswagen?

Two in the front seat, two in the back seat, none in the ashtray because the shoahcaust does'nt real.

Holy fuck user, you just blitzkrieged my sides.

That is the worst, you didn't even come up with that.

I'm actually kind of disappointed even teh insults towards me aren't even clever or original.


Another Original

Q:How did James bond get a License to rape?

A:He converted to Islam

Why is this funny, break it down for me please.

That was quite good,.. better than mine.

James bond has a license to kill.

well to get his license to rape he had to convert to Islam, because in Britain where hes from Muslims keep getting away with rape.

does this help?

do you get it yet?

got any more sexy asian cartoon clowns?

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Just because I didn't find it funny doesn't mean I didn't get it, it's just not funny, get it?

Why did the British police man cross the street?

to avoid a child being raped

or

Q: Why did the German Man cross the street

A: to avoid the Muslims who were raping his girlfriend.

No way these are hilarious.

Of course they aren't going to be the best ones you've ever heard, I'm just trying to think them up now. You're just expecting too much. I would love it if you could show me up, so do a better one, and a cheap jab at me is too easy. come up with something unrelated to me, better than mine, and original. I bet you cant.

What's the difference between a Jew and a slice of bread?

Bread doesn't scream when it's shoved into an oven.

I have to admit I actually laughed at the joke in Gran Torino:

A nigger, a spic and a jew walk into a bar. The bartender says: 'Get the fuck out of here.'

How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?
nail bread to the ceiling

Whats the worst part about being a black jew?
you have to sit at the back of the oven

What's the difference between OP and a Jew?
Nothing.

Q:What is spread, bloody, and crying for immigrants?
A: Europe's butt cheeks

I know there isn't much to get, but I'm kinda drunk and going for shock humor. just wanna bump the thread for if anyone posts anything good for the morning.


I'm not Jewish, but regardless, that one was undoubtedly the worst joke in the thread..At least come up with something better than any of mine that isn't directed at me, and I cant find online, then insult me afterwords and I might be offended. Come up with knock knock joke I dont care, just OC.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews.
Santa Clause goes down the chimney.