It is my birthday wat do

no is his bd also today?

i have no money and no fun things

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im honestly supprised. youd think shut in pedoneets would have worldliness but nope they just fucking watch anime all day

i start my job at wallymart tomorrow

Do whatever you want. It's your birthday, dumbass.

thank you you are very nice, fellow burger

i was working on a gundam model but got bored with it so now i'm spamming halfchan with porn

Get a better waifu, or at least give her a proper bullying like she deserves.

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Spam this sub-waifu material.

She enjoys being bullied, so it isn't cruel.

i think you mean prime-waifu

You have cute handwriting, user. Happy bday, OP.

she does not enjoy it you do not know her

Talking about you fag.

3d>2d tbh

thank you but pls do not cum on Satania she is my gf

pfft, bet you're a gay too

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waifus are so much better than real women

I'm apart of the straight community.

3d>2d tbh

doubt

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Current year argument is poor reasoning.

doubt all you want

happy birthday and congratulations, woodland waifu warrior! may robot waifus become mass produced and affordable this year so you can have a perfect replica of your possibly underaged waifu!

but this is what a boy looks like now

i think she's like 14 if nip HS starts around the same time as a burger

you should be banned for bad logic tbh.

happy birthday you retarded faggot

nice trips

pls explain

thank you but this is a bully free zone

There is no such thing where Satania is concerned.

raphi a shit

no bullying in the bully free zone please

apologies

Truly a comeback worthy of an Arch-Demon

y r u leik this

happy birthday user

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Go get laid

nice 7s very lucky post, leaf, i would also hug you if you could

i am waifu posting on 8ch i cannot just go out and have intercourse

Silly user, he meant you need to fuck you're waifu. You have an ona, don't you?

i did but i threw it away when i tried to go indawoods so nobody would find it if i died out there

tell story

just read the thread it's still up

raped

What made you come back to society?

what is a comfy anime like Gabriel Dropout or Maid Dragon i can watch tonight?

it's in the thread. That life sucks, it's scary, and i wasn't prepared enough for it

Wow user I'm getting feels from this. Sorry you had to go through that, but you have more balls than I do to go that far at least. Glad everything worked out in the end for you.

Pic related is what I'm watching, atm.

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it's actually been haunting me since i got back and i feel very anxious about it all, especially sleeping since i still feel like i'm outside

gud taste
Happy Birthday OP! If you want to give the outside life another chance, be sure to harden your will as much as your build. I usually camp every other month, winters are my favorite.

I'm the pepperanon and if I've learned anything from the first time growing my own plant, it's that it's actually very easy as long as you do some research beforehand and adhere to caring for it. I still wouldn't have the slightest clue about how to get into a situation to survive in the wilderness, but growing food wouldn't be too hard if you had the supplies. Supplies and shelter is hard, on top of planning out food growth year round to calculate enough for meals all the time.

looks cute will watch

neat

yeah i didn't quite get that far

Do you think that you gained any value from that life experience though? Will you ever look back and feel like you are glad for doing it even though it failed?

birthday trips, make a wish

it made me terrified to be homeless, hence why i got a job so quickly

i wish i had a qt trap to bully and watch anime with tbh

But do you think it is ultimately a good experience to have had? Even though I never developed a good relationship with my father, I took his words too seriously when he would tell me "life isn't fair" and "x builds character", so now I derive purpose from depression because suffering builds character. So if I had been in your situation, I would have felt like I had built character after that.

i mean i don't regret doing it because i learned a lot i guess

checked and gambatte user-kun

Kill Juden.

happy birthday :D

we must secure the existence of our waifus and a future for moe anime

Despite being an avatarfag and posting lewds of your own waifu, you're an ok user.

she is a demon so the lewds are okay because it's a demonic act and also it's okay because she is my gf

congrats brudder,
I hope you have a nice cake and enjoy your special day.

There's nothing wrong with posting lewds of your own waifu, especially if she's into a bit of exhibitionism.

Circumscised penis

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All waifus are unique and non-transferable, much like qualia, so I'm the only one who can actually be in a relationship with my waifu. Other anons can look and fap, but they can't steal her or any bullshit like that. Even if they decide she's now their waifu, they've really only gone and created their own waifu based on the same character.

Happy bday big man :D wish i was there to celebrate with you (im invited wether you want to invite me or not !)

my birthday was 2 days ago but this thread is still on the front page amazing

happy bday to you too :3 i missed your thread sorry :c

thank you much appreciated

are ya excited for xmas mate :D ?

no i'm not excited to have awkward interactions with family and friends of family sounds awful tbh

but user socialisation is important and really fun ! meeting people you know and that are dear to you. its so great when everyone comes together and all :3

but it's not fun at all for me and i'm always uncomfortable at best and on the verge of tears at worst, really can't handle it desu

I came here to say (again) your waifu sucks

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Do you get time off work over the christmas break?

i don't know probably

Do you have any vacation time you plan on using? I'm not very good at finding things to do in my spare time, I had 9 days off for my thanksgiving break and I just spent them sleeping in until noon and looking at the internet every day.

i just started the job and i don't get vacation days until i've worked there for 90 days

I don't really know how that works for different jobs, the way mine is, I just immediately start accruing vacation hours every paycheck from when I start, so I don't get my full years vacation in bulk at once.

yeah well it seems most hires for these shit jobs don't last that long so they hold out benefits

Three months isn't that long user. I started in july and it feels like just yesterday still.

I hope the clientele is well insulated from your autism, user. Best for you to be kept in the back or working nights, out of sight, out of mind.

i haven't even started working yet i have like a week of bullshit training to get through

i will be working nights yes

neck yourself tbh

this tbh

Happy B-day