You're are minding your own business down a dirt road when siuddenly this truck drives up to you and *magically blocks your path*
*blocks your path*
What do? You only have 3 seconds to decide a reaction. The cinsequences may never be the same, depending on what you say to him.
bark like a dog
Hey there, doggo! Why don't you hop in and I can take you to my farm?
*wag tail*
*hop in*
You have been visited by the super rich BBQ man of serial killings and his friend of roasty toasty ashy endings.
R.I.P, doggo.
May your bone fragments be recovered and presented in court as evidence.
okay i want to go again:
Flex my muscles and tell him he doesn't want to fuck with me, buddo.
BBQ man and his buddy, SAY10, exchange a nervous glance. This guy looks like a soldier.
"What did you do in the army? His wigger friend asks, nervously."
Yell at the top of my lungs, IM TRAINED IN GORILLA WARFARE AND HAVE OVER 100 CONFIRMED KILLS.
FUCK YOU PICKTON
BBQ mans eyes light up dangerously, and his eyes grow wide.
He leans over, until his face is touching yours, and asks:
"Do you play your life like it's grand theft auto five?"
He continues to whisper: "I have planes. I have cars. I have properties, and I have cash. But what I really need is some good friends to do all sort of missions with."
Do you accept BBQ mans offer to commit murder and theft in the name of LOL?
No. Not pickton.
Say nothing. Do a 360 and begin walking away.
EVERY GOD DAMN DAY YOU'RE ON THIS AUTISTIC BOARD. FUCKING LEAVE, NO ONE WNATS YOU HERE YOU FUCKING CUCK. YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS
BBQ man quickly drives to his hangar, where he boards a helicopter, locates you, and lands on you repeatedly. He then incinerates you.
RIP.
???
SHUT THE FUCK UP. NO ONE EVEN WANTS YOU HERE. JUST DIE FAGGOT. LEAVE THIS SITE
Big if true.
*put three 45s in his head using my conceal-carry hk*
You're dead, kiddo.
His silent friend, who was in the backseat, places a single round into your forehead.
He then proceeds to make a rap video about it, which the police later recover.
That's rrrrrrrruff!
Steal the ragdoll 200 bucks easy.
You just made a powerfill enemy, friendo…
Return the cat… or else..
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