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love pineapple

meep meep sausage, tomato, mushroom, red green and yellow bell peppers, pepperoni, olives, and sometimes a squeeze of lemon juice for a tangy kick no homo

ideally, it's not grocery-store coldcuts if that's what you're thinking

Pineapple is GOAT

I'll cut you a little bit of slack for not going with cold cuts, but still, no ham on my za

pineapple
jalapeno
onion

IF i want meat;
chicken
or italian sausage
or ground beef
never more than one…

optional
any other veggies, especially weird stuff like artichoke hearts…

When I used to order regularly this was my go to. 2-2 topping pizzas to save money:

1st- Mushroom and Pineapple
2nd- Jalapenos and Black Olives

Then: fold one slice from pizza 1 onto one slice of pizza 2 and dip into the complementary dipping sauce, which was some kind of jalapeno ranch.

Then wash down with 64 ounces of Pepsi and play vidya all night while ripping sick farts. You may not like it, but it was peak comfy.

Solid choice. Need more heat imho

Quads for good taste. Agree on the meat thing.

My favorite
Gorgonzola
fresh Mozarella
Culatello ham
Very classic italian combo

Pro tip: try hawaiian with bacon. Much better than ham
Bacon cubes
Pineapple
Mozarella

Never. Join the pineapple master race

Yeah, a little heat does it no harm. I also forgot the bacon cubes. Solid choices

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All sounds good aside from that shit

varying amounts of pepperoni or bacon, sometimes a pepperchini or some red pepper. anything but thin crust

But thin crust is so crispy and crunchy and awesome. You're one of those New York deep dish faggots who likes to have to eat their pizza with a spoon aren't you?

nigger

Never had a nigger pizza. Seems like it wouldn't do the job personally

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Jalapenos on pizza changed my life.

1.) jalapeno
2.) banana pepper
3.) green pepper
4.) onion
5.) tomato
6.) black olives

I've been getting away from meat toppings because processed meats are so unhealthy, but I'll occasionally do bacon.

Pig and Ink
Tomato base, chunky pieces of cheese kransky, squid rings, onion and capsicum topped with sweet chilli sauce.

Just goy things

I usually go for Supreme pizza. I like everything on it.

Pizza pride worldwide, fellow pizza supremacist.

That is a very odd sounding pizza.

It's great, i dont know whether they cook the calamari separately and then put it on after or not
every time i've had it the squid has been perfect

I've never tried squid, always seemed to gross to eat

In that order.

not even calamari rings?
very common dish in Aus
pics are the most common ways we have them, the second one they score it in that grid shape so it curls up, third one is pickled
i worked in a fish shop years ago and we sold so many
they're also my favourite thing to go fishing for because it's quick and you're always doing something and you only need a cheapo line
the only bad thing about them is that you can stuff up cooking them easily, if you over cook them they go rubbery

Not that user but calamari rings always was meh to me. It's essentially a tasty rubber hose cut into slices. Things like stuffed baby squid on the other hand is pretty good.

I think a big part is the texture and that's all to do with how they are cooked. Some people only cook them for like 30 seconds, if thaWhen they're over cooked they go shit i hate when they're chewy

homemade pizza is best especially if you live where all pizzarias are shit which is most places
let it rise and shit in the fridge but not too long or some shit
make pasta sauce with tomatoes and onions and peppers and shit slow cook that shit and shit
the only acceptable toppings are ones that aren't disqusting wastes of pizza, like cheap meat and fruit jesus no
need garlic on top don't use meme cheese stuff the crust if you want it's pretty easy cook it like 500 on a pizza stone you want thin crust on the bottom and puffy crust on the outsides you'll get if you proof the dough right

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Or, alternatively, see pic

So many beautiful flavors
Onions to cheeze pizza?
I like it looking creamy

Fuck I messed that up I meant to say
From onions to cheeze pizza, so many beautiful flavors. I like it looking creamy. God I am drunk.

Curried Semen Pizza Base

smelly americans can't even get the food they invented righprobably kneed the dough by stamping it in their outdoor shoes.

anchovies + Sirene
i call it the sodium express

because I do, I really do like pizza with a shit ton of cheese

Fuck your inb4
Favorite: Cheese Pizza

Anchovies are really underrated. Mainly because they are so difficult to use. Too much and the pizza becomes uneatable. Combined with the wrong ingredients and it tastes like shit.

Best combos imho anchovies & chorizo and the classic pizza napoli with anchovies, capers and olives.

all me

t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t. nigger

tbh tbh tbh tbh

pepperoni
mushroom
spinach
black olive

cheep cheep
bacon
mushroom
spinach
bell peppers
olives
pepperoni
teabeeaytch no-demo

Cheese is a base, not a topping you fucking pleb

tasty cheesy base, mozzarella slices, then lumps of hand broken feta

That's too much queso, friend. You must shit 1 13lb turd a month

i have a gallon jug of that to wash it down afterwards

I bet you smell wonderful

like a kcf employee doused in goosefat and seasoned with average burger sweat
delectable

i like a pizza with EVERY me

no veggies EW

i dont eat veggs

im 800lb

how many me's do you have?

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I hope it's fresh semen?

mushrooms
olives
pepperoni
bacon
ground beef

fuck you and your pineapple topping

New York deli style pizza
Three cheese
All the meats except for spicy sausage
Mushroom
Roma or Sun-Dried Tomatoes

Spinach
chicken
garlic
feta
roma tomatoes
alfredo sauce

Also an excellent 👌selection

I bet you shit like a water fountain for days afterward tho, don't you?

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white pizza is fucking BASED #MAGA

Feta
Capers
Kalamata Olives
Spinach
Garlic Pesto

Only way I ever eat it.

Never tried them. What do they taste like? Anything relatable?

Mac n cheese on pizza sounds like a bad decision
If your jpg is the pizza you are describing I'd try a slice. Looks good

Nice

None pizza with left beef.

Pineapple is awesome on Pizza.

Lately I had been enjoying a frozen Organic FETA