Sup Holla Forums, its 10:13AM and i'm depressed and wanting a drink. The problem is I don't know what to mix with this vodka, I have this kinda nasty raspberry lemonade but aside from that i'm not sure what to put in it. So here's what i'm thinking, you guys tell me what to put in my drink, anything goes EXCEPT:
As you can see, this glass small, this way we can make multiple drinks!
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just fucking drink it straight you gigangtic mangina
Not slav enough for that shit.
Try mixing it with bleach and acetone so that horrible shit doesn't taste so harsh.
You got singles, choose one.
antifreeze
Bump w/ tits
Toothpaste
Do not own any, reroll
mix in some of that coffee from the pot in the background
Done
Done
Add some cereal, get some breakfast grains in you.
/thread
Shit that's in my fridge rn
egg
milk
You can only do it with decent vodka, like Moskovskaya
flour
Done, rice crispies added
Don't have any flour, the rest are added
Put some female urine in there.
What part of no bodily fluids did you not understand, retard?
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Ok, then put pubic hair.
a heaping tablespoon of baking soda
Added, can't do baking soda as I used it all cleaning up sulfuric acid yesterday.
That should be it.
Now chog it down.
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a spoon of dry yeast
Also don't have that. Would you accept a small portion of bread?
Adding ice cube and vodka now
He needs to stir to make sure all of the ingredients blend nicely, before pouring in the vodka.
put some nembuttal in there and drink it all
meant cyanide actually
Don't have nembuttal or cyanide, would you accept some venlafaxine?
//Ingredient requests done until next drink
squeeze it all through a dirty socks
no, cyanide would have been the best option
too bad you don't have it
Added antidepressant capsule and bread because im not waiting for some pussies
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Fucking double post, vodka added
Stirred and ready to go, im drinking this shit with a straw though.
Side shot
stop this self destructive nonsense and get help
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Add some Sand Niggers
Had to cut it down a bit, might make two drinks next time and just livestream it
//Drink suggestions are now open again, start suggesting now!
SHITSKIN
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then call the coctail Sand Nigger Supreme
DRINK SUGGESTIONS ARE OPEN AGAIN FAGGOTS
Add a shit ton of salt.
Drink vodka with pepper. I never tried it but a guy I know said he downed a bottle of vodka almost by himself because he added pepper to it and it lost its bitterness.
My gaming career in a nutshell
Now add some ice cream of your choice.
Trips demand ice cream, let me go buy some. Brb 10 minutes, get some suggestions in, in the mean time.
Ice cream done
Drink up
Needs more shit first, three more things minimum and ill add vodka and do it.
add some cream. should go well with the icecream
:thinking:
add with water, the cheap man's chaser
Added
Adding caramel creamer, closest thing I have.
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Im adding a carrot because why not
This is the final product, anyone still ITT?
add coke with peanuts
even better. what kind of icream do you have?
Cookies and cream with chunks.
eat dem poison seeds my man
add a touch of muscat should give some nice flavor complexity
dude this is dangerous salt can kill you i'm not even kidding watch out with that shit
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Going to livestream this drink in 7 minutes. Get in here faggots!
webm that shit
slap your dick around on the rim of the glass
drink name: The Rimjob
add a pinch of cayenne pepper. a little heat never hurts
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Dubs decide if I go to the hospital
Btw yes its me
suck it up you're a MAN
Rolling for OP to live stream a trip to CVS for painkillers.
this is also good rolling for this
Rolling again.
Yes btw I am OP
not much of a roll now is it
tc-tc-tc
cayenne brings out the other flavors
Thread over, see you faggots tomorrow for more memes!
Oy fucking vey, come back you piece of shit you're not done
instead making you drink shit i will give you a good stuff OP
If you're going to go with a layered shot, you might as well suggest the B-52. That's my personal favorite, anyways.
A chicken bouillon cube or a pacl of the ramen chicken powder
you're a nasty fucker
check'em
if we can keep this up soon all the hotpockets will be dead or hospitalized
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