###RAP BATTLE THREAD###

GET THE FUCK IN HERE: if you want to hear some cheer, sorry bros I didn't bring the beer but then the door got kicked down by a fucking deer and it said yo I'm a deer don't start the party without me or I'll fill up your backyard with pee and then you wont even see a bee because they will fly away like Zee Zee Zee "we don't like the smell of pee pee pee" and then you woke up and said "oh shit it was all a dream"

YO. bitch. Huh. cHeck it.

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CMON Holla Forums HIT ME WITH SOME GOOD STUFF MY Holla ForumsIGGERSSSSSSS

YO MUTHA FUCKA I went to alabama but got tripped by tony montana and then I got a drink it was the fucking fanta I slipped on the coolaid but it was really prepaid subscription for EA and I said wait I wont take the bait because I already ate (enough shit in my life bitch!) and I don't apprEciAte what EA has done so I can bend over and they can kiss my buns!

UH HUH MUTHA F- CHECK CHECKIT BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH I woke up in the morning and I got real high but then I said wait why and I got real high and I say say say at the top of my drums this pie is overdone! so I got up to the kitchen and I quite my bitchen and I put it in the freezer to cool it down and the pie's little frown turned up-side-down and it looked at me and it said "WHATS COOKING NOW?" and I turned around and realized "oh shit this aint good" because I was sitting on the stove and I got real high because I I I I I sat on the fucking STOCE.

yea yea bitch nigga BITCH

YO, the triple repeate IN THE HOUUUUUUSEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seven, ugh it's like seven eleven in the morning at night It isn't halloween but I got a big fright when I looked up at these digits and realize they were double got trippled I flew out of pants with a rocket fudge ripple, five five no burgers no fries no double daba zeyes two two for tew skewps thats how much vegan iceccream we eating because we celebrating hitlers double digit octo-beepahs!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

toilet toilet toilet you should try to boil it because if you try to cook it your gonna have to book it because the toilet gonna come for revenge to sell you some oranges because b-because that would be boranges. whick kinda rymes with boron, so don't be a moron and make sure to stay pretty afluential so you don't get afluenza but the vaccines are filled with mercury so go buy a turkery for thanks giving because if you and grrilllin you aint liiiiivin and then you got a heart attack and shit your pants because these are major bants I don't know if you realize but you should just go vegan. Oh Oh Check check CHECK IT

will someone please step up to the rap battle?

I'm not samefagging, just rapping by myself. if I don't get a rap battle soon, I might just bang a shelf. what the fuck does this even mean

i regret life

You may not like it, but this is what peak rap sounds like.

youtube.com/watch?v=t8a9Jx8WVJA

tee bee eich
he're comes the fourth reich

GET OFF MY BOARD YOU NIGGER

bump

I get lolis, I get lolis, the lolis love me, I get lolis,

none of you normies got lolis, I got lolis, I got the best lolis

jealous of my loli? yeah you jealous

lolis the best, especially my loli

find a place in your heart for a loli

or don't, or don't

I get lolis, I get lolis, the lolis love me, I get lolis,

for fucks sakes I just made this shit up

I thought first when I saw this thread I've never rapped before and in the past was never able to come up with anything when the wizards started rapping around me

and yet now look at this

I've done it

I am a new man today Holla Forums

that was horrible I'm ashamed to be part of the same species as you

That's the nature of rap bitch.

It's all fucking horrible.

…and I pulled it off.

It's like trying to intentionally misspell in order to imitate a subhuman. Really hard to guess how they would misspell things.

I made a rap. I have mastered the way of the nigger.

That's the nature of rap bitch.

It's all fucking horrible.

if you can pulled it off u be a-fucking-dorable

It's like trying to intentionally misspell in order to imitate a subhuman and I get all my protein in the form of albumin.

Really hard to guess how they would misspell things maybe they didn't take the advice from chandler bing

I made a rap. I have mastered the way of the nigger every rap i lay down my beats get BIGGER.

I'm a nigger

kfc chicken chicken

bix nood tryna finna tryna tryna finna

sheeeeeeeit

coconuts are like oranges, it's tough to ryme them. if you want to improve them, you put a lime on them.

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meep meep this isn't Holla Forums
but the land of the free is where you'll get roasted by shitposts
and autists miscalculating the spread of butter on their toast
and don't feel bad when nobody comes to the event that you host
because the food was stale and the entertainment was basically just old reruns of Coach
could it hurt to broach the subject of sensitivity or are you such a faggot that your nipples sting like infinity
your asshole has been shunned by your mother, your dog, and practically everyone
don't get buttblasted because you asked for it you faggot tbh no homo

them beegirls be gloatin
cuz they knees be open
with yours truly at the wheel
and its they honey i steal

If you don't praise kek, then nigger you better off checking digits
Fullchan, 4 yearz and still no widgets
but we wuz kangz, befo it wuz kewl
fighting dem crackaz for shooting up another school
we the real deal jew, defoo
Like Stefan Molyneux, so lurk, dont derp
cos therez a race war comming to the burb
U a newfag so u might see shit
might even think your the reel deel haxor, l33t
but remember keep woke and up on yo feet
if u feel a bit edgy, always be meme savvy
but if yo meme poor, FUCCBOI don't yet hit the floor
ready the rope, and head down to>>>leftypol

Shit niggers get crazay.
Up in this bitch we call ïnfinite chan', babay.
Ain't shit we gon do for you.
Cept maybe call you you a fagot or a jew.
You aint gonna see us crying.
FUCCBOI, we the the reallist, keep ridin.
With yo dubs on check, and yo numbers we inspect.
Fucking FUCCBOIs, you gon be flyin.
Down to hell, were you degenerates belong.
Because niggah, at the end of this song.
They're will be a hollocaust like never been seen before.
You raggity ass niggers gonna end up back in four!
Peace bitch.

whip out my dick - head down to the pedo thread
but when i click - mods made it dead instead
hispanic chick - social justice redditor
ill 1v1 this spic like alien vs predator
i know my bitch is young but im young at heart - together forever till daddy do-us-part
i got mad bitches and they eager to please - heads at cock level not down on their knees

cuz i do what i please,
Head up in the trees
Got no cash, but im stackin the memes
Ladies call me a sleeze
They can't handle my REEEEs

Cuz i been baitin fags since i was like 4 feet
My rhythm never slows on speed
faggin hard as can be
my Holla Forumsros know what i mean,
Autism guiding every line of my bullshit free speech

but won't drop that line thats just outta reach - bumpin old threads just aint for me -
at least on this IP
my name's jamal johnson and i take the kike dick - i'll post it every day till i like it
posting everywhere like a pissed roaming cunt - but little do they know, i'm dysnomia

feat various user

yo my name is joe
i like to eat hoe
xD

based in your face
brother's fart smell like mace

LOL

yo yo yo man bee zee zee fam 4 life yo feel me doug? i no yo feel me doug hehe we gon get'em fo' all dey rythme all dey skeetz cuz i be gettin' it dampy yo eheehehehehe. ynowhumsayin?

Yo.
All ya'll wack-ass rappers GTFO this thread
Imma lay down some of these bars

Yo.
What's a battle?
Generic-ass flow you hoes
prattle on
I am the king call me jesus
I babble on
& on it's written in code
hardcoded like your ass-print
in your futon mattress
You don't have skills to walk, talk or practice
anything other than stalk, gawk; I have this
I explode with energy you explode with malice
The emperor has come; I'm my throne here's my chalice; Ya heathens gallop so escort me out my palace

ENGLAND IS MY CITY