GET THE FUCK IN HERE: if you want to hear some cheer, sorry bros I didn't bring the beer but then the door got kicked down by a fucking deer and it said yo I'm a deer don't start the party without me or I'll fill up your backyard with pee and then you wont even see a bee because they will fly away like Zee Zee Zee "we don't like the smell of pee pee pee" and then you woke up and said "oh shit it was all a dream"
CMON Holla Forums HIT ME WITH SOME GOOD STUFF MY Holla ForumsIGGERSSSSSSS
Jack Lee
YO MUTHA FUCKA I went to alabama but got tripped by tony montana and then I got a drink it was the fucking fanta I slipped on the coolaid but it was really prepaid subscription for EA and I said wait I wont take the bait because I already ate (enough shit in my life bitch!) and I don't apprEciAte what EA has done so I can bend over and they can kiss my buns!
Justin Morris
UH HUH MUTHA F- CHECK CHECKIT BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH I woke up in the morning and I got real high but then I said wait why and I got real high and I say say say at the top of my drums this pie is overdone! so I got up to the kitchen and I quite my bitchen and I put it in the freezer to cool it down and the pie's little frown turned up-side-down and it looked at me and it said "WHATS COOKING NOW?" and I turned around and realized "oh shit this aint good" because I was sitting on the stove and I got real high because I I I I I sat on the fucking STOCE.
yea yea bitch nigga BITCH
Evan Thomas
YO, the triple repeate IN THE HOUUUUUUSEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Seven, ugh it's like seven eleven in the morning at night It isn't halloween but I got a big fright when I looked up at these digits and realize they were double got trippled I flew out of pants with a rocket fudge ripple, five five no burgers no fries no double daba zeyes two two for tew skewps thats how much vegan iceccream we eating because we celebrating hitlers double digit octo-beepahs!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Jordan Wilson
toilet toilet toilet you should try to boil it because if you try to cook it your gonna have to book it because the toilet gonna come for revenge to sell you some oranges because b-because that would be boranges. whick kinda rymes with boron, so don't be a moron and make sure to stay pretty afluential so you don't get afluenza but the vaccines are filled with mercury so go buy a turkery for thanks giving because if you and grrilllin you aint liiiiivin and then you got a heart attack and shit your pants because these are major bants I don't know if you realize but you should just go vegan. Oh Oh Check check CHECK IT
Carter Lopez
will someone please step up to the rap battle?
I'm not samefagging, just rapping by myself. if I don't get a rap battle soon, I might just bang a shelf. what the fuck does this even mean
Joseph Scott
i regret life
Benjamin Robinson
You may not like it, but this is what peak rap sounds like.
I get lolis, I get lolis, the lolis love me, I get lolis,
none of you normies got lolis, I got lolis, I got the best lolis
jealous of my loli? yeah you jealous
lolis the best, especially my loli
find a place in your heart for a loli
or don't, or don't
I get lolis, I get lolis, the lolis love me, I get lolis,
Daniel Myers
for fucks sakes I just made this shit up
I thought first when I saw this thread I've never rapped before and in the past was never able to come up with anything when the wizards started rapping around me
and yet now look at this
I've done it
I am a new man today Holla Forums
Eli Myers
that was horrible I'm ashamed to be part of the same species as you
Ryan Rivera
That's the nature of rap bitch.
It's all fucking horrible.
…and I pulled it off.
It's like trying to intentionally misspell in order to imitate a subhuman. Really hard to guess how they would misspell things.
I made a rap. I have mastered the way of the nigger.
Zachary Taylor
That's the nature of rap bitch.
It's all fucking horrible.
if you can pulled it off u be a-fucking-dorable
It's like trying to intentionally misspell in order to imitate a subhuman and I get all my protein in the form of albumin.
Really hard to guess how they would misspell things maybe they didn't take the advice from chandler bing
I made a rap. I have mastered the way of the nigger every rap i lay down my beats get BIGGER.
Ethan Jenkins
I'm a nigger
kfc chicken chicken
bix nood tryna finna tryna tryna finna
sheeeeeeeit
Isaac Torres
coconuts are like oranges, it's tough to ryme them. if you want to improve them, you put a lime on them.
Charles Smith
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Landon King
meep meep this isn't Holla Forums but the land of the free is where you'll get roasted by shitposts and autists miscalculating the spread of butter on their toast and don't feel bad when nobody comes to the event that you host because the food was stale and the entertainment was basically just old reruns of Coach could it hurt to broach the subject of sensitivity or are you such a faggot that your nipples sting like infinity your asshole has been shunned by your mother, your dog, and practically everyone don't get buttblasted because you asked for it you faggot tbh no homo
Christian Baker
them beegirls be gloatin cuz they knees be open with yours truly at the wheel and its they honey i steal
If you don't praise kek, then nigger you better off checking digits Fullchan, 4 yearz and still no widgets but we wuz kangz, befo it wuz kewl fighting dem crackaz for shooting up another school we the real deal jew, defoo Like Stefan Molyneux, so lurk, dont derp cos therez a race war comming to the burb U a newfag so u might see shit might even think your the reel deel haxor, l33t but remember keep woke and up on yo feet if u feel a bit edgy, always be meme savvy but if yo meme poor, FUCCBOI don't yet hit the floor ready the rope, and head down to>>>leftypol
Shit niggers get crazay. Up in this bitch we call ïnfinite chan', babay. Ain't shit we gon do for you. Cept maybe call you you a fagot or a jew. You aint gonna see us crying. FUCCBOI, we the the reallist, keep ridin. With yo dubs on check, and yo numbers we inspect. Fucking FUCCBOIs, you gon be flyin. Down to hell, were you degenerates belong. Because niggah, at the end of this song. They're will be a hollocaust like never been seen before. You raggity ass niggers gonna end up back in four! Peace bitch.
whip out my dick - head down to the pedo thread but when i click - mods made it dead instead hispanic chick - social justice redditor ill 1v1 this spic like alien vs predator i know my bitch is young but im young at heart - together forever till daddy do-us-part i got mad bitches and they eager to please - heads at cock level not down on their knees
cuz i do what i please, Head up in the trees Got no cash, but im stackin the memes Ladies call me a sleeze They can't handle my REEEEs
Cuz i been baitin fags since i was like 4 feet My rhythm never slows on speed faggin hard as can be my Holla Forumsros know what i mean, Autism guiding every line of my bullshit free speech
but won't drop that line thats just outta reach - bumpin old threads just aint for me - at least on this IP my name's jamal johnson and i take the kike dick - i'll post it every day till i like it posting everywhere like a pissed roaming cunt - but little do they know, i'm dysnomia
feat various user
Mason Taylor
yo my name is joe i like to eat hoe xD
Owen Allen
based in your face brother's fart smell like mace
Thomas Reed
LOL
Daniel Davis
yo yo yo man bee zee zee fam 4 life yo feel me doug? i no yo feel me doug hehe we gon get'em fo' all dey rythme all dey skeetz cuz i be gettin' it dampy yo eheehehehehe. ynowhumsayin?
Aaron Butler
Yo. All ya'll wack-ass rappers GTFO this thread Imma lay down some of these bars
Yo. What's a battle? Generic-ass flow you hoes prattle on I am the king call me jesus I babble on & on it's written in code hardcoded like your ass-print in your futon mattress You don't have skills to walk, talk or practice anything other than stalk, gawk; I have this I explode with energy you explode with malice The emperor has come; I'm my throne here's my chalice; Ya heathens gallop so escort me out my palace