Help Holla Forums car is busted and I don't know who to trust

I don't know if they will ever make my car in the self driving version and I really like it but I'm afraid to switch away since mine is so dependable.

car mechanics are the most notoriously untrustworthy people among any profession there is, proceed w/ caution

yea he says that I shouldn't let another mechanic refil my blinker fluid because they will use the cheap stuff

It kinda does matter what car it is retard, if your current car is a new 20 grand car you need to get it fixed, but I'm going to go on a limb and say it's a 2500 dollar bucket of rust in which case you might aswell just get a cheap car off Craigslist

just pour some olive oil in the blinker light as a cheap fix

yeah well he is saying that because he has experience in the industry and knows how dishonest mechanics are, and he could be throwing you for a loop to gain your trust by this line of reasoning

yes of course it matters I know that I'm not stupid. my friend built my car before he moved away it was a special custom build from parts from different brands he named it the mitsubaru hondtiac

Oh fuck off, cheap b8

don't fuck around

yea maybe it does seem a bit sneaky.

In that case your car is worthless and unreliable, you should've expected it to break down within a week

it's 20 years old

ah shit the mechanic got mustard in the compressor and the whole fuckinf car explosed thanks giys

Water filled tires on a regular car isn't a thing, air is compressible so you don't break your chassis in half when driving over bumps, water filled is like driving on completely solid wheels

no it didn't, he's still working on it

This entire thread is either cheap bait or people are RP'ing as OP, either way get a new one

holy shit you are genuinely and seriously trying to help me. I'm very very sorry this is a total joke thread I'm just fucking around. God bless you.

honestly wanted to try and make a very absurd and stupid thread to spice Holla Forums up for retarded fun. I hope some people laughed a bit.

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/thread

I wasn't trying to trick anyone, I was trying to get people to get a little angry with how stupid they thought I was, and then laugh really hard, without trolling in some strange kind of way.

didn't go well. I accept that.

You fuckin' cunt, you had me up to there.

I got a cheap laugh, at best, try harder next time

yea when I first heard blinker fluid I laughed so hard I threw up. it was in some shitty cartoon so I had to add it to the story.

ah well, you know how Holla Forums is, how Holla Forums, the entire internet, life is right now. we're in a period of amazing things happening but humor is a bit stale. Holla Forums is like a stale cookie because we all feel stale.

seriously m8, anyone who fell for blinker fluid deserves what they get

I still feel bad. It was meant for fun.

just get alldata and fix it yourself nigga

what's that, and how do I get it?

alldata.com/oe-info-student-and-diyer
what literally 99% of auto shops in the US use to fix cars. the individual license is pretty cheap too

The neufag is real

sage

You should have greased your muffler bearings, faggot

cars are based

Sounds like it's your fucking gearbox. Give me the make and model. Are you paddle-shifting in a semi-auto or is it auto?