In uni

i met a filthy jewess slut in college
fuckd her in the back of my car the first night i met her…
wound up being with her for 4 years - lived together and everything…
4 years of humiliating hell…
she cheated on me with both men and women constantly
total slob -and she had stank pussy 2 weeks out of the month…
but holy fuck her family… they hated my goy ass - and made no secret of it… vile, nasty detestable people…
and i tolerated all of it because she (and all jew whores)are DTF…
even she used to say; jewish girls at 20 are all tits and class, but jewish girls at 30 are all nose and ass…

You might be better served asking this to >>>/jewess/

Only bad if she looks inbred.
Slight red flag with the personal questions and gifted pictures of couples. If she's cute I'd let that pass.
Test the waters. Look for typical jewish behavior. If she passes in the first couple of months, it'll probably be golden. Be wary of babytrap and big red flags the first year or so. If all looks well you might end up with a solid one.

Nothing wrong with a bit of hair, user. It's what god intended.

Pic or it never happened.

DON'T DO IT. DON'T BECOME AN ENOCH.

Bullshit but do it anyway you stupid motherfucker

What red flags are you referring to? I get that the "do you want to have kids" is a red flag, but what's suspicious about the pictures?

She just wants to love him

Up until that point I would've given her the d.

stopped reading after that
get better taste faggot

Fucking loosers, you dont need to know about solipsism to notice that its false untill pics are uploaded.

Marry her then move to Israel and become a nationalist

She's clearly spilling her spaghetti over you, just bring your own condoms and open and don them yourself, and then take them with you when you're finished. AWALT

But women can't spill their spaghetti; that would imply that they can be spergs.

unless if OP is falling for a TRAP

Women can be spergs, it's just rare

Op you want a real asshole move? Stand her up and say you have to do something. Then invite her over the next day to your house. She will absolutely spill her spaghetti.

If you don't because she reveals she's psycho that's fine, but if you don't because 'hurr durr she jew' you're a moron.
Reminder that women are mindless holes and if you're man enough she will follow you instead of the jewish agenda.

Why would that make her sperg out?

Probably gonna drag you into a mlm scam, never trust a jew

fucking retard
you better get with her asap. Her father is a rich as fuck banker and he will introduce you to his satanic club and you will become a business owner or banker or something after a few years as his right hand man. Also she wants your seeds so you better impregnate her and have 5 to 10 kosher little shlomos with her to ensure the existance of the jewish people.

Anyway, I told her I'd meet her tomorrow. Anyone have any advice for what to do if she tries laying her reptillian eggs in me?

Let it happen, it'll feel good and you'll be better for it.

so you are going to skip an easy fuck for some memes
god grief

You better tell us what happens tomorrow you nigger

I've been around jews before m8, and my experiences with them are that the memes are true. They're greedy, conniving, deceitful little shits, and for all I know she could be no different.

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If you're even considering fucking a jew, you're sub-human trash.

But she's got amazing tits, and her ass is nice, and she's got a cute face, and really curvy hips…

Honestly, if it wasn't for the risk of bringing jewlets into the world, or the danger that she'd do something, I'd have no problem fucking her.

Great opportunity to join the Jewish cabal, I don't see why not?

Ask her what she thinks of Palestine

oh and don't forget to bring me into their club once you are one of them. Good luck

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Probably 5th generation Ashkenazi jew without race mixing, children will die in their youth if they don't racemix

You're going to date her so just stop feeling guilty. See it as conquering and corrupting a Jew. She might have NAZI rape fantasies so you could end up living the dream.
If it turns serious convert her to Jesus. Unless you're a godless heathen, then you're both bound for hell regardless,

Earth is flat and jews are covering it up together with masonjews: 8ch.net/bbbb/res/146.html#6329

Jews at 50: Ash and gas

Give up tbh

Fucking really? Haven't we been over this? IT'S A FUCKING TRAP!!! Jewish bloodlines are MATRIARCHAL! In their view, the genes are passed down throught he women! ABORT! Don't stick your dick in kike! EVER!

Oy vey goy you're dilluting the pure Jewish bloodline. Don't even think about it!

It's good for him. He'll love it.

Nice try at reverse-psychology, Schlomo.

Pic related.

What are you gay

I prefer not to propogate the genetics of parasititic entities.

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JIDF shills everywhere

instagram.com/emilyhelenbarry/?hl=de

"this account is private"

You fucking dicksucker.

Well you can call that "jewlicious" or in the case of a pizza that goes into the ofen "julicious".

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meep meep go to her house and delouse the pussy but be wary of her desire to make you her spouse speaking honestly no homo

u mean religious? Pump and dump then
u mean her moter is a jew? So?

mother*

When Holla Forums sends their shills to Holla Forums, they're not sending their best.

Thanks cucks.

Kys nigger. I hate jews only as long as they're against me in particular becaise of my race. If i had a chance to switch sides and join them(not like leftist useful idiots or nigger golems, actually marry a jewess and have my children be jewish) it would be a no-brainer. Every biological being's imperative is to succeed and like this my children inherit the earth as master race while the subhuman brown mistery meat slave race serves them on hands and knees.

10/10 would betray my race for and racemix with.

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do anal

OP here. I'm currently at her house and phoneposting. It's her parents' house, but they're apparently gone for the weekend.

Long story short, we fugged. I don't know if she's a virgin or not (or rather, whether she was a virgin or not), but she was tighter than anyone else I've fucked.

Now I've got another issue. After we finished she asked me if I'd stay the night at her place. I said I'd rather not, and she started crying. She said she felt lonely by herself. I said I'd think about it, and now I'm just lying here with her curled up on me.

What should I do? I don't know if it would be a good idea to stay at her place, but she seemed pretty sad about me leaving, and since she's lying on me I don't think I'll be able to get up without waking her up.

you're balls deep in it now son might as well stay… tight pussy is tight pussy, and like, what else have you got going on? or are you just shy about peeing in strange bathrooms?

Stroke her head like it is a disturbed animal.

taking requests?
sharpie…
i think you know where we want it…
pics or didnt happen

Kiss her, tell her that you will return in some minutes, buy viagra or wathever and holocaust her ass.

kys if you didn't want to stay with her when she asked you. The fuck's wrong with you faggot? As said tight pussy is tight pussy.

Just be with her and enjoy her cunt.

I just don't know if I want to keep at it with her. She seems a bit "off." Not insane or anything, but she is rather strange.

I'm not taking requests, but if anyone has suggestions I'll consider it.

I tried getting up to take a shit afterwards; she just grabbed me and said she didn't want me to leave. I think she has attachment issues.

She did say that if I wanted to fugg again while she was asleep I should just start fucking her without waking her up first. I think I'll take her up on that.

Girl who don't continuously ride the cock carousel do seem stange if you live in a world of whores.

Which means she will obey you more, why would you want a girl who isn't addicted to you?

C'mon OP she's a keeper.

Also did you cum inside?

lol you're fucked. Not because Jewess, because bipolar Here are your options:

You can mold her into anything you want. She'll end up literally doing anything to keep you. Change any part of her personality, act any way you want, participatte in any fetishes, try to get any job, or be a housewife if you want that. But she's also 100% psycho and may cut your dick off in your sleep.

Or you can try to break it off gently over the next three weeks. Whatever you do keep a record of every email, text, or conversation, it may be needed in court.

that only works for a few years, user. they can't keep up the act forever

sounds perfect to me
may OP have happy life and endless children and may no chutzpah happen to him and his jewess. May he also be accepted into shlomo community and prosper in jew business with his new friends

If he doesn't abuse her and she's happy as her new self it can keep indefinitely.

that's all it took for you to abandon your beliefs?
what's it like being an unscrupulous hedonist?

I'm not OP but it feels pretty good

kek

Enjoy the alimony, user.

Salty cucks with no clingy tight pussy gf ITT

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Nope.

What makes you think she's bipolar?

All Jews are not the same in wealth. Some Jews are above others but they all have the same kind of thinking.

because she's this clingy and

this indicates a desire to be used

Jews tend to support and re-invest in family, in education, and in each-others businesses and they tend to work hard. So they tend to be wealthy.

Oh, sorry. I said bi-polar. I meant to say borderline personality

eroticize yourself and face to snuggleshed.

Now that you mention it, she did say she liked abuse.

What should I do to avoid any potential JUSTing?

abuse her by not staying overnight

It's already pretty late, and she offered to make dinner, so I'm staying. Apparently she knows how to make a lot of jew food. Does anyone know if any jewish food is actually good?

ah, in that case, disregard my comment here
borderline are lumps of clay begging to be shaped & molded

Take her up on her offer by fucking her in the middle of the night.
Also, most jewish food is grain and other shit.
Sponge cake and Kichel are fucking delicious though.

t. someone who has clearly never known a borderline before

would you prefer i said "crazy lumps of clay"?

bagels are good

I had this happen one semester, she ended up taking a swan dive off a seven story university parking deck.

Borderline are lumps of clay with razor blades hidden.

They beg to be moulded yet harm anyone who gets close enough.

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I don't think I'll have to try that hard to do that. We've fucked four times since I showed up about six hours ago, and now she's hinting at going at it again after she's done making dinner. I don't know how long I can keep this up. I don't want to stop, though, since those four times have been the best I've had. It's not just that she's tight. I don't know if different girls have differently shaped cunts, but hers feels uniquely good.

I'm just waiting in her bed for her to finish cooking and I don't know what the fuck she's going to do. She just said to wait in her room and that she has a "a really nice surprise" for me.

Your cock in her ass?

she's going to toast some bagels then bring them to you so you can smear your cream cheese all over her bagel

Have you ever been close to a family of Jews or are you just talking out of your ass?

Grapefruit technique?
Or she could be planning to kill you, I dunno.
You're all alone and she is a quiet, borderline personality girl.
Just beware.

No way I'm doing anal. I don't care what kind of jewish shit fetish she has, benis goes into bagina or mouth only.

… what's the grapefruit technique?

She takes a grapefruit, cuts a hole in the middle, sticks benis inside and sucks you off.

kek. get a load of this faggot
fucking a kike whore in the ass > risking impregnating a kike by putting benis in bagina

shit, you need to catch on the thread at

That's how her mother taught her to attract a mate: with food.

Yes it is. When you're dealing with that devil she'll give you your side of the bargain in full

I'm talking out of my ass, but you know I'm right

I've been fucking her with condoms, that I brought with me, and I flushed them after using them. I haven't let the packages out of my sight either, so she couldn't have tampered with them, and I'm not so retarded that I can't figure out how to make condoms work.

Anyway, I think she's done now. If I don't post in the next few hours, then I've been stabbed to death by a crazy borderline nymphomaniac jewess.

enjoy your mediocre sex, user

Don't flush condoms, moron, you'll block up the plumbing

user, i think he meant rinsing them out. but yeah, if he flushed them down the toilet, he's retarded

Ah, so this is how they bring fresh goy blood into the tribe…
In any case, good luck OP

Keep us posted OP. I want to live vicariously through your reports.

Listen to this guy. Don't ever flush condoms or tampons or you will never be able to rent a place again…

You have to give us one picture OP. Just one.
I have this weird feeling that you've been LARPing this whole time.

what? nobody on 8/b/ larps! that's reserved for cuckchan

Turns out the surprise was her trying to deepthroat me. It didn't really work out though. She has a pretty sensitive gag reflex. She kept trying to do it though, and she did manage to get it a little bit into her throat, but then she threw up. So I had to go clean a bunch of half-digested food off my dick.

She's setting up a movie now. I'll post again if anything interesting happens, but I think this'll be it for the night.

I dumped the contents into the toilet and threw out the condoms.

Well it's sort of my only choice. I'm sure as fuck not going to trust her if she says she's on the pill.

I'm not posting a picture of myself or her. That would be fucking stupid. You can think whatever you choose to think, but I'm not going to dox myself.

I'm not posting a picture of myself or her. That would be fucking stupid. You can think whatever you choose to think, but I'm not going to dox myself.

Fair enough. Hell, even if all of this is LARPing I'd get some entertainment out of it.

forgot to greentext first park.my bad.

Did she try to bite your foreskin off as well?

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I just shat my pants, and it smells revolting.

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Unfortunately, I am a burger; my foreskin was already removed at birth.

No wonder she wanted to suck your dick so hard she puked all over it.

oy vey, this thread is still up
keep posting op

is OP kill?

she thinks you're jewish. soon she will discover the truth over a pig's feet luncheon and your life will be over

nah the tribe always recognizes it own - and goyim sextoys arent usually important enough to outright kill…
how do i know?
im this guy…

No, I'm not dead. The rest of the night was pretty uneventful. She put on a movie called "Secretary" that was interesting, if a bit weird. We fucked twice, then she fell asleep.

I got up at six to go lift, and since she had rolled off of me earlier I was able to do so without waking her up, which was a mistake. I left my phone in my bag, and when I finished I saw that I had over fifty missed calls. So I went back to her house and found her crying on her bed. Apparently the tension plus whatever pheromones are in sweat did a number on her, because we had the wildest sex I ever had after that.

Now we're heading out to a state park to go walking together. She wants to go hiking on a trail that takes us way the fuck out to the middle of the forest, so I might not be able to post until later.

You got "caught" by a Jewess is what fucking happened. Enjoy propogating a degenerate race when she tampers with your birth control and paying for her 6gorrillion.

Lonely goy detected

JIDF plz go

This whole story sounds like a fucking cliché but I'll stick around anyways. Reminds me of the sex slave thread a couple months back, except this one is less exciting to read. 10 Shekels that you'll end up with your dick cut off. Who's in?

smh tbqh

it's pretty funny to see all these repressed Holla Forumsacks when they actually encounter jews
i would fuck pretty much anything that moves at the drop of a hat
that's why my genes will find rest in the future leaders of the free world, while you faggots are still feeling guilty over being turned on by jews

She's going for dem shekels.

Wouldn't be too sure of that, Tyrone.

Jewesses are K selection lad

I'm not betting against that. By the way, Secretary is an awesome movie. You faggots should pirate it.

inb4 Misery LARP

The secret ingredient is love :3

:3

jews are parasites tbh

See anything you like, user?

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why does nigela have a penis window in her house?

Isn't it obvious? She wants the D

the absolute worst feel

Oh. Shit. I didn't know that.

BRB, England.

Race you there!

she's a model and a professional chef, she can turn that window penis into a real penis and gobble till she wobbles anytime

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Why do they always screw it up?

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jewesses > shiksas

jewesses > hwhite shiksas > latinas > gooks > spooks

big if true

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I wanna taste those kosher goods

that's not Abigail Shapiro though

OP, it's been a while. Entertain us with your latest events, you lazy fuck.

Well shit, I didn't think people would want to hear about my day to day life.

I don't know what you want me to mention, but we just went on a day long hike, fucked twice in sort of secluded areas that we found, went out to dinner, shot the shit around town, got home and fucked again. She wanted me to stay over another night, since we both have the same morning class, so now I'm phoneposting from her bed.

Compared to yesterday, the sexual pace today was much more sedate, but four times is still more than I normally do in a day. But she just. won't. stop. I'm lasting longer, but I don't know if I can keep it up indefinitely. Are there any long-term health risks to chronic overfucking?

The after-sex cuddling is pretty nice tho. She's literally hot. As in, she's warm as fuck. Which, given that it's currently just above freezing is pretty nice. The fact that she likes it when I sleep on top of her worries me though. I'm afraid I might smother her or something. I'm about average size, but she's like five feet tall.

So have you tasted her kosher meat flaps yet?

No. She hasn't mentioned it, and I'm not going to do it if she asks.

Fag.

I'm going to stick with railing her with my dick, as g-d intended.

GAY.

ask her if she wants to be gassed

Hey OP

Ask her what she thinks of Palestine

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Why are you doing this to me, user?

I want you to search for a better type of woman lad.

This you fucking faggot OP.
Well unless your a nigger lol then yeah make some more white hating nigger jews like yo self faggot

t. actual homosexual

I forget the term but this is a thread where people pretend to take a side, and write ridiculous things to make that side seem extreme and unrelatable to the reader.

No one cares that you had sex with a Jew. Most of them are very freaky and mentally unbalanced. The first one I was with, licked my butt hole the third time we went to her parents house.

Enjoy just don't get too caught up in their deranged miasma.

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can i lick yours, father mercy?

lel, you truly are doing g-d's work

r/k selection is a meme

t. Kraut and Tea

couldn't tell if AJ or the guy from Fixer Upper

I just posted the thread to get advice. I figured a few people would post shit and that would be it. The only time I posted anything after the OP was when someone asked me something.

Give her those Aryan Jewish babies already!

Why do jewish women have the best tits?

To attract innocent goyim for breeding purposes.

They only look nice until they hit 30. Then they look like socks with bars of soap inside

uh-hu…

If you seriously have to ask, kill yourself, because you're already too deep in the cesspit of Holla Forums insanity to ever recover any semblance of a functional, normal life.

The obvious answer is that (A) she wants you and (B) you seem to like her so (C) stop freaking out just because she's jewish you stupid fuck. Oh, and also (D) odds are against shit happening unless you initiate, because you're the dude. She's already hinted her interest a while ago, so make a fucking move.

so any news on this op?
have you impregnated her already. If not then hurry up. only goyim sperm can save the jews

serious question niggers, where can I get in touch with jewesses. I also want Israeli citizenship and beeing integrated in their kosher community

You just have to be blessed with the presence of one.

Seriously, look at any old/aging jewess and they all have the same tits:
All have saggy jew tits

any woman get sagging tits on a long enough timeline. wynona was cute

Expected reply. Note in the post before I said it's past 30 when it happens to jew women. White women can still have great tits at 30+ but jews all get the notable sag. 30 is their wall.

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BWAHAHAH

Literally implying Hispanic and black women age better than anyone!?!?! Jesus fucking Christ; I hope this is meant to be ironic. Asian women due tend to have the latest expiration date though tbh

If you let a woman manipulate you then you deserve nothing.
You in 4 years:

What manipulation?

you've never heard of "black don't crack"? Asians and black people have thicker skin so we age slower.
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4756870/?_escaped_fragment_=po=28.9063#!po=28.9063

come home goy

She definitely has an interest in you user, you should take the chance.

why even live

It is too early for this feel, user.

i'd rather fuck the snake tbqh

Exterminate jews by breeding with their best females is a good way to erase them.
Like China did with Tibet.

jew girls are based

this tbh

askingforit.jpg
enjoy your debts

Release the gas user
dont fall for it
better die a virgin than mixing with a kike

Honor weighs more than carnal intercourse

(btw why the fuck are you going to (((uni))) you wanna get brainwashed or somethin?)

Too late. We've been at it nonstop for a week now.

I got a few scholarships and was accepted into the electrical engineering major, so I figured that since it's an actual valuable major and I can get through with no student loan debt, it's a good idea.

Thankfully I haven't had to deal with too much indoctrination. I had to take one (((Diversity and Inclusion))) course, which I basically spent doing homework for other courses and ignoring the "professor." She was just going on about "representation in movies and the white heterosexual power structure" anyway, so not much of actual importance was missed.

I did have to take an online quiz about responding to "bias incidents." Hilariously enough, it let you pass no matter what answers you gave; it just told you the "correct" answer if you selected the "wrong" answer twice. So I just went through selecting all the bad goy answers. For that, I was provided with links to "suggested reading material for self-improvement" on the final screen of the test.

Outside of those two events, the only indoctrination I've gotten in my day-to-day student life is the occasional social justice get together where they put up flyers and hand out pamphlets next to the guy from the local church that hands out bibles (if you ever needed proof that social justice is a modern day religion, that's it). I think they have to do it for their classes, because 90% of them seemed pretty low energy.

I remember one of my friends wearing a MAGA hat just before the election last year. Some 5' tall squat goblin tried to pull it off, but he's 6' 5" so after trying to scale his back for a few seconds she gave up and waddled away.

Anyway, that's been my experience with social justice at university. Not much direct contact, but that might be because I don't take part in "student life" events. I basically walk to class, take notes, go home, do homework, and study.

oy vey, you are doing g-d's work

we need an update on this op
don't forget the details

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There's not much to update. We're going out in a few hours to a cabin her family owns in the mountains and staying for the weekend. Other than that, there's not much to say.

Do you honestly want to know the exact details of how we fuck?

That's exactly what we want.

So you want a play-by-play of every thrust or something?
You know that porn exists, right?

REEEEEEEEE i want the details

I put benis in bagina. I pumped in and out of her for a while. Sometimes I fucked her in different positions. Sometimes I fucked her in different settings, like yesterday she wanted to fugg on a bearskin rug in front of a fire, because that's sexy or some shit.

Have you never had sex before or something?

Tell her to go hit the German showers because she smells like a rat.

OP is a smelly jew fucker

We've already tried fucking in the showers, I'm afraid. I'm pretty sure we've fucked on every inch of floor and piece of furniture, in two houses and my apartment.

she wants dick user
fuck her then dump when the time is right

I'm already doing the first part, but I can't bring myself to do the second. She's grown on me – she just seems so small and cute, and when she curls up in my arms it feels so good. And any time I talk about going somewhere without her, she grabs me and buries her head in my arm and starts crying. It's just too much. I can't leave her. She's just so loving.

It's kind of scary, because I get the strangest feeling that she's going to kill me in my sleep, but I just can't leave her.

She won't do this unless you really upset her. As long as you keep her happy and love and cherish her it'll all be fine.