I need to tell my boyfriend that I'm not gay anymore. It breaks my heart because he's angry towards straight people...

I need to tell my boyfriend that I'm not gay anymore. It breaks my heart because he's angry towards straight people. I love him for who he is but I don't want to do the gay sex thing anymore. How do I break it to someone I've been so intimate with for three months? How do I tell him I'm straight without making it seem like I'm disowning him? (His ultimate trauma triggered by what his family did)

Plz help

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Fag

Having you tried faking your own death to avoid confrontation?

How can I go about doing that? Avoiding confrontation sounds like an amazing deal.

Read my OP a little more carefully next time.

meep meep you are not straight you will just have to break it off with him completely you cock gobbling faggot tbh

Step 1: Fake your own death

How?

Just tell him. Since youre a dumb sissy he'll have to fuck your mind blank for having wrongthink. Dont worry about it. Your boyfriend will take care of you.

Meep meep you stupid motherfucker love isn't binary tbh you huge idiot.

I want to start a clean life with a christian girl and can't even have that sort of thing in my memory banks if I'm to focus on making it work w/ her.

meep meep love is just a chemical process in your brain tbh

SWuck DWICK>>7524856

OP
you can't not be gay

What made you gay, and what made you stop being gay? Genuinely curious.

…by faking your death you dense motherfucker

then don't, i hear a lot of fags slow down and end up as basically roommates after they mature out of the rabid ass fucking phase

you fucking wot m8


>ITT: how to stop OP from being a literal faggot
OP, just break it off, ffs. Tell him how it is.

What made me gay: memes. marijuana.

What made me not gay: the texture of masculine penises

Have you tried taking your own life to avoid confrontation?

Takes one to know one I guess.

Just smoke memes and watch marijuana then lol

I agree to disagree. Currently I am 100% heterosexual and wouldn't swallow your cream if it came on a silver platter.

If memes and marijuana made you gay, then I'd be gay. Tell me the truth. Did your uncle diddle you, did you have a single mother, or were you bullied a lot for being a little bitch? Also why don't you just refuse to touch your boyfriend's masculine dick, and just fuck him Roman style? You'd be less gay that way.

Maybe he just likes dick?

Nobody likes dick for no reason. The most common reason is having a vagina.

My mom is kathyleen wynn. Maybe that's why.

He likes dick because its fun Dicks are fun

My mom is kathyleen wynne maybe that's why.

Fuucck that's a good idea.

Yes, that's the reason for sure. My condolences for the horrifying childhood you must've had.

Itll make you more gay Which is good

It's actually you I pity not the other way around.

Fun fact her son is actual fag irl. Coincidence?

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I bet some fucked up shit happens there.

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OP tells us more about your dyke politician mom and your basement dad.

My dad reffered to vaginas as "baby mixers". My mom would become livid, I've never seen her as mad as when she would hear that term. I think about that term when I'm porking my boyfriend. I'm a shit disturber, not a baby mixer. My dad drank himself to death and can be considered a ground dad, not a basement dad. I hope there is nothing after death. I hope the kids I molested at gay camp will join me in the nothingness.

Good shit. Even though you're probably lying, I lold.

No sir, no they are not.

How one mixes thy sperm in the great mixer, determines how one's child will turn out. Keep a rythm, and thy shall have twins; and so forth.

[citation needed]

being gay is good for you

Do this in order
1. Tell him you are no longer gay
2. Tell him you can't do the gay thing anymore
3. Offer to suck his cock one last time so that he won't feel bad.
This last thing will make sure He will not be traumatized because that will be the key difference between you and his family

I just cannot fathom anyone ever being attracted to a floppy, awkward dick, but I'm also straight so that might be why.

what the fuck am i reading here? how can this even be real?

just shove him off a tall building

you have a floppy, awkward dick

this

i have a similar conundrum
>can't kill him because people know i have him and they're not cool
also getting another one of these is going to be a problem since the "trap" thing took off fags have self esteem now

just kick him out you fuckin' beta dweeb, he's better off that way anyway

well i'd have to drive him to another state or something because i feel like he'd just come back and cry on my porch again

then let him do that and get a restraining order you little nigger

it would be a really bad idea to get the law involved in this

then beat the shit outta him tbh

prolly going to have to tbh

I know. That is enough floppy, awkward dick for one lifetime for this cowboy

Does he live in a rape shed or something?

he's lived in a sorta cage thing in my spare room for almost 3 years

pics or LARP

Is this from the onion

Please tell me more. How did this come to be? Where do you live? What does slave life consist of? Does he have family or anyone other than you? Your ages?

No. Not from the onion. Throw something like

"Former Ontario education deputy minister pleads guilty to three child porn charges"

into google and see the very real results.

Surprise surprise Wynne's partner is involved in child education stuff too. Tried to introduce fag stuff to kids in grade 1 and failed due to parental backlash.

youtube.com/watch?v=FYEv-1bAmJw

i made a thread on 4b where i posted some pics but i don't have those and don't like taking pictures in my house in general thb


Posting around imageboards looking for sad faggots inviting them to live with me, found one who was cute enough and scooped him up on day. I made it very clear that i was a sadist and would treat him more or less like an animal but i eased into it over several months
burgerland
He makes damn sure he looks good by the time i get up and let him out to cook me an egg, does laundry and shit while i'm at work. I fuck/abuse/spoil him whenever i feel like it
He has a mom he hates and a sister, but he's not allowed internet access.
he is currently 23 and i'm 27

Good stuff. Where abouts do you live?

what are you, a cia nigger? what does it matter?

Just curious. Slowly working on identifying you and giving SWAT your location.

cool tell them to use CS gas so i die

I can do that, you've been real helpful

This

Are you the guy who keeps his boi under the bed in that corner-cage and started feeding him female hormones, or was that another user?

pic related is not me but i was glad to see other people are doing similar things

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what

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gives a whole new (gross) meaning to the word "butthurt".

all part of the plan, lure target in room with cute girl>break ankle>imprison

Why do you think the silly doll doesn't just use the ladder?

you're OP
you're a faggot, that is how this works

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bumping quality tread

This thread smacks of retardation.

bump.

tell him your bi and start fucking pussy

urg ay

In the dead of night, when you're wide awake, miserable in your refractory period and drenched in your own funk, ever feel the wqalls start to close around you, just a little bit?

who hurt pepe's feelings? not based

gay forg is gay

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