You are now a Hypnotist Holla Forums

What do now?

enter into a trance

Hypnotize a bank clerk into giving me a big wad of cash.

get over your fear of rejection, user

kill you

You can't. I'm already dead.

then you can't be a hypnotist

But I am one. I do weddings and other parties.

you cant, you're already dead

But this is the afterlife.

vampires are hypnotists too

Or at least that's what they've convinced you of

It can't be because this is whatyouseewhenyoudie.

but you have to be dead to see that. How do you know it if you are not dead? I am very confused user

So, there's this pretty chick I know … I think I'd convince her:
* She's a horse
* She needs to roll to scratch her back
* Then take a nap in the middle of the "field"

...

user I am kinda confused right now. How can you post this and be dead at the same time?

Obviously because I am undead.

I would hypnotize my teacher into acting like a stripper.

so you are like a sp00ky zombie?

you are alright, don't go to sleep tonight

fug