Help an underage teenbro loose his virginity to help his self confidence

op is a degenerate

So is society, logical people adapt to their environments, I need to loose my virginity. Sorry I don't wanna cuck myself and marry someone who already got fucked and I haven't.

Nightshift or backpages are decent sites for escorts. Outcalls are preferred because no leo will send an undercover into a house where they can't control the situation. Don't look underage and as long as you have the money you are good to go.

You don't.
Unless you're paying $800+ for an hour or two it's just a shot in the dark.
You can buy a couple hundred dollar testing kit, but that'll take a couple hours and it'll be mega-awkward.

Names/addresses don't work like that.
You need to find a backpage to your city/area and then find some shitty add, give it a ring, then they'll guide you through it, then you hope it wasn't a cop and your parents don't get a visit for you being an idiot.

That'd be pedophile and you can't just "like" pre-teens.
It'd be a horrible idea anyways. Not even the pedos, actual pedos, on here sex kids. They're all virgins, just like me.

You could try to get picked up by a hebe/ephebo but women are insanely well at hiding it and not retarded degenerates so it's unlikely to spot one. You'd be better off finding a lonely trashy woman who just doesn't care.

How much do they cost on average and whenever you give me a general concept like
I won't know where to find them man, I haven't lost my virginity I have no idea how to do any of this.
or
Seriously, I have no idea what any of these terms mean.

Logical people don't try to find their reason for living in a methed up prostitute's snatch.

Man, the american health system is fucked.

Young teenage girls don't really seem to be interested in manly men. I'm as manly as they come, and I've had a hard time getting a lay.
There are multiple theories to why it works like this, but that's for another topic.

So the way I see it hookers are essentially always a shot in the dark?

Ok so plan B, where do I find desperate Milfs or hebephile women?

Public school.

No, you are a degenerate cuck. Settle down and wait until you're married before you have sex you dumb kid.

The fuck do I do then nigger, if you can give me any advice on how to approach a girl my age and ask for straight up sex then feel free to.
I'm the tallest non senior in school and I would say respected, chad tier even but I can't find it in me to get laid already.

I'm in public school, elaborate dude.

I would if I could get married with a virgin, but guess what most people loose their virginity by 16. I'm going to end up more of a cuck if I fall for the marriage meme this day and age.

It's the equivalent of self defense, I don't want to kill a man but if he holds a gun up to me I will pull it on him and pull the trigger before he does.

Night shift and back pages are websites look them up i'm not going to spoon feed you this shit.

Outcalls refers to having an escort come to you. Generally I look for well reviewed escorts from other hobbyist which is why I prefer nightshift. Money does not mean quality try to stay under $200 and aim for a 30/45 minute session you will not last a full hour it will just be awkward your first time. Also avoid the blowjob some escorts try to finish you off early.

An easy way to limit your risk to std is to avoid those who offer uncovered services of any kind so find a women that wont allow you to eat her out "datty" suck your dick without condom "bbbj", or fuck you without a condom "bbfs". You can go even further by offering her more money for bare back if she agrees chances are she has fucked many guys raw and should be avoided.

Well, you have to realize that the game is unfairly stacked against you. School is one of the last places you want to look to get laid, because there are countless rules and regulations that demonize you for sexually perusing girls. I know this because I'm also underaged, and I'm currently in highschool. If you want to get some action, look elsewhere.
The one time that I did get quite a bit of action was when I was away in Utah in a hotel. I didn't technically lose my virginity, but I got to play with some tiddies and pussy.

Every day on the news there's another female teacher arrested for fucking a male student.

It's called backpage, you dyslexic fuck.

Apparently not in my fucking school.

Alright so then where the fuck do I go?
If teenage women are fucking retards until they're used up by senior or junior year, and society fucks us over, where do I find older women?

Alright I'll try finding one of those sites and if I can't find any alternatives 6 months before I turn 16, I'll run desperate and get HIV.

Only whores

That doesn't justify it. Grow a backbone and stand up for your ideals you pathetic degenerate. Waiting to have sex does not make you a cuck, it makes you a man with standards.

Which is 40% if we're lucky.

My ideals are to adapt to modern problems like evolution not full on morality, I'm not gonna wait for girls to fuck 20 other men and then marry them when they want to, if I can't marry a virgin I at least don't wanna get married as a virgin.

So are you talking about
nightshift. co?
Is that the site? Just to check.

Where do you go? Go where teen girls typically go in large groups. Clubs/malls/rec centers/etc., it doesn't matter. The sky is your limit.
Teen girls are using birth control more than ever, and it does affect who they are sexually attracted to. My sister used it and I watched her turn into a lesbian in front of my eyes. She's off it now, and her sexuality is back to normal.
The age of consent laws are fucking retarded, but you can thank 100 years of feminism for these laws. When I played around with these two girls, they were both 19. According to the law, they are pedophiles and should be in jail. Now that doesn't make any fucking sense.

Well I got Hitler dubs so your argument is invalid and you're a degenerate. I'm 40 and still a virgin but at least I have this thing called self respect.

I mean I could try.
How would I go about just randomly approaching them?
Also where did you meet those two 19 year olds? I would like to loose mine to a girl in her 18's-20's, sounds optimal but idk how to approach them and just be like "Hey I'm underage but literally chad, wanna bang?"

Lmao.

So the other guy hasn't responded but I guess Nightshift. co is actually the site, so I have that incase, but until then like everyone else is saying how do I approach older women?

Reverse teen pick up thread I guess, milf or adult women pick up thread idk, I still feel nauseous.

Yes but you're only 15 I would suggest you wait. It's not uncommon at your age to be a virgin.

Do you have a little sister OP?

You talk about Doujins where Shotas get with MILFs. Have you read any doujins where shotas rape their little sister? You have options my dude

By next year everyone I know, at least the majority will all not be virgins. I don't wanna be both left out, or be part of the crowd, I wanna loose it before to help with a lot of issues, I cannot wait.

No.
Although by now I'd be desperate enough to. It's that bad.

That's not true at all. Your problem is that you have a warped Facebook narcissist view of the world

What if I told you the average adult, right now, is a kissless virgin loser? The average normalfag isn't a Chad. What I'm saying is don't let this shit effect your confidence. And good luck, getting the v & a already puts you above average

For me, it was random luck that there happened to be two chicks staying in the hotel. I met them when I was in the pool. When they sat in the hot-tub, I went to the hot tub and sat with them. This compelled them to say hi, and I greeted myself to them. I won't go too much into detail, because I just wanna get to the meat. But I conversed with them, and I tested my limits with them. I would say something slightly lewd, and then increase my lewd behavior as time went on. They let me, and that's how I got to play with tits and pussy. I started commenting about their bodies, and they took well to it. I asked them if I could play with it, and they said yes.
What can you take from this? Try to find a girl or a group of girls, and intrude a little bit so that they feel compelled to say hi. If they are into you, they'll say hi. But if they aren't, they'll simply just ignore you. Try to push the boundaries with them to see how far you can go.
I'm 17, so don't stress over losing it yet. You've got time and extra knowledge that took me 2-3 years to get.

I lost a fucking testicle, started masturbating at the age of 2 (Don't fucking ask I swear to god,), and can very well loose my remaining one, even if the average adult is a virgin,
I can't.
I can't continue living with this much trauma related to sex as a virgin. I cannot put the biggest threats to my confidence and being unless I loose my virginity within a year, help.

Okay I'll try, but should I start with younger or older women? Maybe college age ones?

So op, you wanna get laid, if you want to have normal chances, then get more outgoing, force yourself, and dont give a shit if people judge you, women love confidence. Be a mix of yourself and normal, but be outgoing as hell, simple but difficult, practice everywhere. I find what helps me most is remembering how pointless life is and how existentially insignificant I am, it reminds me that this shit doesnt really matter, and I can act however the fuck I want, cause its all pointless in the end, which helps with the social anxiety a little. Yay leveraging depression to my advantage.

That only gives you average, or close to average chances though, you want a guarantee, dont you? Unfortunately, that requires work.
Do your research, and by that, I mean research psychology, sociology, and a bit of biology and physiology, read up on the subjects of dating, body language, tone of voice, eye contact and its effects, and different things women like, and as you go along, feel free to research other things you come across that I didn't bother to mention, cause this isn't all of it. Watch out for the swath of clickbait articles the internet is being FUCKING FLOODED BY FUUCKIING CHRIST I CANT SEARCH ANYTHING ANYMORE!!!.. not that I'm mad or anything, they just seriously get in the way of searching for anything, and you will encounter at least five of them in every search.

Become good at acting and faking emotions, and by faking, I don't mean faking, I mean believing your lies, because that is what will give you the best and most genuine looks. I also dont mean fake everything, just small stuff like confidence. Learn to have complete control of your body, sit in certain positions to make yourself be percieved in certain ways, and don't look stiff and rigid, that's the last thing you want. Ultimately, you need to believe yourself before others will believe you, when it comes to lying and faking expressions, so try and stay away from it whenever you can, you shouldn't need to lie once you get good enough at talking.

Also someone answer my other question where do I find milfs or younger but still adult women who wanna fuck teens, seems like they're my best chance now. Do I just go for it and pray they're desperate enough? Is that all there is to it?

It's also stupid easy to find sex on Craigslist but 90 percent of it is gay

...

Ok, let me explain.
I have a good physique, deep voice, and people like I said–
treat me with respect, I'm the biggest guy in school besides one or two seniors who are 6'6.
But by all means I just can't bring myself to without the feelings of dread I already have getting worse to levels of pain I can't even describe as if some sort of actual demon without any sort of scientific explanation we're coming over me and trying to use lack of sex as a gateway to taking my soul.
I can't.
Help.

I'd be careful with older women, they are less likely to have sex with you due to you being a minor. Older women are also more likely to be pozzed by feminism and other assorted bullshit. If I were you, I'd go after girls and women your own age. Although they are more prudish, they are less likely to fuck you over. College age women (18-22) are the sweet spot because they lose the prudishness while not being duped with bullshit that colleges put in them.

If you want AIDs be my guest. It really is stupid easy too. Even if they're one of those faggots that list "preferences" and you fit none of those. Remember, they are just as desperate for sex as you are, otherwise they would've have made the post.

Its super easy to rape someone, not that I condone it.

Yep. I thought this would be the way too, but now how exactly do I go about trying to fuck a 18-23 year old? Is there any specific manner of approaching their type?

No lol.

So since it's been decided to try and pick up college women before trying anything else how would I go about doing so? How can I identify them at the mall? Do I just go for it and hope they're not 25? I may as well just nonchalantly sneak into my local college and since I'm 6'4 pretend to be 18 and try getting pussy, but idk.

What does this have to do with the Neon Demon?

For only having one testicle, you are doing really damn well. It's likely that your one testicle adapted and grew bigger to produce as many androgens as two testicles would.
And DAMN! You sure are tall! I'm really manly in just about everything except for my height (5'10"). My lack of height comes from my very early puberty at 13 years old. Athough I became really manly at an early age, my height really slowly increased after that.
If a guy like me can get laid, then I guarantee that it's highly possible for you to get laid.

It's even easier for a guy like him, lol.

Like I said, just find any group of teens and walk with them. If they acknowledge that you're there in a positive manner, you're in the green light.

Calm down dude, thanks for complimenting me but that really came on too strong, this is a straight thread.

Alright so I'll divide women by age, first I'll try
-college girls
then
-girls my age
and if desperate
-preteens (I'll marry one if I take her virginity, at least I'll be moral about it.)
-and then milfs
And if that doesn't work go with my original plan A and go on Nightshift.

Until then any pickup lines or additional help you guys can give me? I'll try today later on if I'm not dead from stress and sleep deprivation, or tomorrow.

I don't see how I'm treating you disrespectfull, but Idk, must be a miscommunication.
At the end of the day all I can say is be what people consider to be a likeable person, it doesn't matter if you look good, or are huge, personality is what gets you in bed. And people will not sympathise with you until you are close, they dont care if there is a reason why you feel the way you do.

Meet

She's completely broken and waiting for someone to boost her ego. Now is your time.

You weren't antagonizing me and I Wasn't either don't worry, and I'm a pretty kind person but still pretty charismatic and talkative, but I can't find myself on how to approach women on something like this.

I'm about to turn 15, no one in my generation uses Twitter even ironically.

drink some bleach

it helps

Sorry, guess I forgot to say no homo.
But on a serious note, I wouldn't use pick-up lines. I'd just say whatever the fuck comes naturally. Tell them how you REALLY feel. Girls respect men who don't beat around the bush. Girls also like it when you complement their bodies, because it gives them a huge ego boost.
I thought about giving you an ego boost, because you come off as really depressed and sad. I've been there before and it sucks, so I thought maybe giving you hope would make things better. But oh well, I'm just some faggot posting on a dead board.

If you're so concerned about the "pressure" society is putting on you to adapt to it you should probably just kill yourself. Also stop using Holla Forums, we don't have the best reputation in society.

I literally just signed up for twitter, and you mean to tell me its no longer what the cool kids use anymore, damn I'm getting old, hitting my midlife crysis at 19.

Alright but just know I'll be going in completely blind, I have no idea what to go for so like you said I'll try complimenting their bodies, and making small talk with jokes but that'll be hard to pull off.

Aren't we all.

Whoa user, calm down there, just cause you're a 40 yo virgin doesn't mean we don't respect you.

what do you use?

Stop crying like a little bitch then. Girls aren't going to automagically fall on your dick. You need to put forth some (any) effort or you'll be a virgin for the rest of your life.

Kill yourself.

Tbh I don't trust you enough to say but it's pretty obvious where most of us go.

Are you sure about that:

Okay now you're antagonizing me, I never said I wouldn't put effort into it, I just said I need help, why do you think I made this thread.

I'll admit that it's a bit of trial and error, but chicks aren't attracted at all to rehearsed shit. It's a dead giveaway that you're faking, and chicks don't like that shit. If you can either genuinely captivate them or elaborately fake shit, then you'll do great. Just don't expect to succeed at first trial, because that is part of the learning experience. Don't let failures at the beginning from stopping.

It's classical btard nature to call eachother faggots. Learn to take the bantz, man.

Help yourself you retarded cunt. Go play sport or join a club doing something. Work on your social skills in a social setting and don't rely on advice from faggots who tell you that they're 40. Don't chase chicks left and right because if you are socially retarded it'll ruin your reputation among your peers. And get the FUCK off this website.

I'm serious discussion, no bantz plz I lost a testicle have pity. I'll just go from floor to floor trying to find them and do trial and error like you said.

Now this is shitposting.

I don't like twitter, tumbler, pintrest, or fecesbook, but it's what girls are into. You have to play their game. Alternatively, you can check backpages for fat horny older women with possible HIV.

Just hang yourself retard.

You're chasing after the lowest common denominator of my generation, all the stacies go elsewhere.

No.
lol.

Are you a chooser now? I thought you said you wanted to lose your virginity.

I'm desperate but not desperate enough to go for the women on tumblr or pinterest trust me I've seen them at my school–
Actually I probably could just molest them into submission and fuck them thanks for the idea user.

Seriously, I should be young enough to know this, I'm still in highschool, where do they go? I thought all the normie hots where just on facebook.

The thing is, sex doesn't happen on the internet. Sure, it can be used as a tool to find people, but nothing actually takes place until they meet in REAL LIFE. I'm a youngfag, and even I'm not retarded enough to fall for the online dating meme. Literally anything is possible through the internet, and since you want to actually get laid, you need to look in real life instead of on the internet.

People here have no mercy whatsoever. People here like to push the limits on everything, and they'll gladly choose you or me as a target. That's how it always operated without the interference of faggot moderators.
Good luck on your endeavor to get some pussy. Even if you aren't too successful, don't let it get you down. The average man has it way harder than you do.

If you're in HS tomorrow go and look over people's shoulders while they're on their phones, it should be obvious, but here's a hint: it's just two major apps you need to get.

This is the time to have sex with as many girls as possible. Don't be picky. Girls are doing it younger than you. This is another thing I wish I had done when I was your age. Don't rule out younger girls. If you see a hot 13 or 14 year old girl, get you dick stuck in them. Good looking girls will get miles of dick during their 20's. It's impossible to find a good looking mentally undamaged girl in their 30's that hasn't been married. Now is your time.

My friend met his first ex wife on the Internet before he hit 18.

I'm 17, is it still possible for me to bang a 13-14 year old hebe?

Like I said, it's a tool to find people. But nothing happens unless you meet in real life.
Things were also much different during his time too.

I've seen all the apps people use, its all just snapchat, ask, and insta, I dont get what this "superdupersecrit" app is that you dont trust telling people here about.

If you're 17 then yeah no shit but like we all said before it's hard as fuck picking up teens more than it is other women, if you're gonna do that I may as well just fix all my problems by chasing pre teens.

Nigger it exactly is Snapchat and Insta, thats where all the stacies go.

Not only is it possible, it's still legal for you.

Obviously you will need a car. My cousin stole his moms car to drive 4 hours to meet his first lay. He got into massive trouble, but he got laid at 16.

What I didn't get is why you dont just say that in the first place, damn, your making me paranoid that I'm becoming irrelevant. inb4 your already irrelevant.

Motherfucking 16
I hate that number.

If you can't get anywhere locally, you'll need that driver's license. Don't be afraid to drive out of state / province either. My friend's crazy bitch of an ex lived 4 states away from him.

I know but that's not what I mean.

Why do you hate 16? It's a magical number.

It's the average age when people lose their virginity and every day I get closer to it I feel worse and worse.

Haha what a loser. I lost my virginity at 5.

Lol fag, I lost mine when I wasn't even born cause I entered my moms pussy as a sperm.

It's probably closer to 14 for girls. This is why I say miles of dick in the 20's.

Hey dude, first of all, I know how you feel, unfortunately.
My balls suddenly shrank some years ago and it left me with no sex drive and not even morning wood.
People don't understand what this fear is unless it happens to them.

Most important thing, you should go to the doctor and tell him your fears and that you are worried about another torsion occurring. Ask him to organise some minor surgery for you to prevent it from happening.
All they do is put a non-dissolving stitch into the covering of the testicle and the scrotum, which makes a torsion practically impossible.
It is standard practice for anyone with a risk of torsion, especially if someone has had torsion before or in the other testicle.

Before that, have an ecography of the scrotum, to rule out varicocele which is dilated blood vessels which can affect the growth of the testicle.
If there is one, a simple 40 minute surgery can correct it and promote better testicle growth if done while the patient is in his teens.

With that sorted, you have nothing to worry about. Talk with the doc openly about the level of your fears and how much it affects you. That will make him take you seriously, especially since you are suggesting the surgery you need, shows you are aware of what the problem is.
The medical term for the "testicle fixing to scrotum" is called an orchipexy. Look it up.
It has no risk of injuring the testicle, they just put a stitch in the skin around it, the doctor will explain it.

Once you've done that, you can relax a lot.
Consider asking to have the remains of the other testicle removed, and asked about a false one for the future - it will help with your confidence.

Go to the doc, talk to him about what I've said, and you'll begin to feel more relaxed.

I have the non torsion thing but tbh it can only for me. How do I get the ecography and do I really need it?

Also do you mean echography?

As for sex, it really isn't such a big deal - and once you've done it the first time, you'll realise that.
It is just another thing in life, you won't worry about it after you done it once.

Forget prostitutes, after you visit the doc and have your ball anchored and you feel safe and calm, then just show interest to a girl. Talk with her like you would anyone, chat, ask questions about her, share things about yourself little by little as she shares about herself.
Look her in the eye for a bit longer than is comfortable, smile warmly, touch her arm, her back, her hair.
Escalate like that.
When you notice her looking at your lips, move in for a little kiss.
That's it.
Show interest, be straight forward about it. Make it clear to her that you like her.
Spend time together, and escalate things at a natural rate.
Don't over think things, follow your instinct.

If you have the testicle stitched to your scrotum then you should be fine man.
It has reduced your chances of another torsion to almost nothing.
So take your mind off that.

If you really think your ball is becoming smaller, then go to the doc and tell him, ask to see a urologist so the urologist can examine your testicle.
Also ask for a hormone panel bloodtest, to show that everything is in working order and balance.
The ecography/ultrasound scan takes 10 minutes and will show that blood flow is good, and that you don't have a varicocele.
It should be a colour-doppler ultrasound.
Also, ask them to take a measurement of the size of the testicle during the ecography.
Then you can have the size checked in another ecography a year later to show that the size has remained constant.

Write all this stuff down and be specific.

Alright thanks man, this whole thread has really helped me.

If you have free healthcare, do the blood test and the ecography for peace of mind, and also - importantly, as a reference point for the future.
Then you will always have what is normal for you on record, for comparison with future tests.

If you aren't on insurance or free healthcare, then an ecography should be relatively cheap done privately.
I had one for about 80 euros when I wanted it quickly. That's perhaps 75 american dollars.
Blood tests can be done privately too if necessary.

Urologist manually checking your testicle is also helpful.
You can ask him to perform the valsalvar maneuver to check for hernias. It just means you hold your breath and push down to give some pressure so he can check more accurately.

The sooner you go, the sooner you have peace of mind. The worrying and stress isn't worth it.

Remember to check for lumps once every couple of weeks in the shower.
It is good to be familiar with the shape of your testicle.
Also gives you peace of mind that everything is alright.
Read how to do a good self examination on the internet from a good source.

If you have any questions, just ask me while I'm here.

I feel for you op. Had surgery on my testicle for hydroseal they called it when I was like 6. Been normal my whole life but would always have odd tinges of pain or uncomfortability, hernias here and there etc. Sometimes i'd wonder if it had anything to do with a kid at school sacktapping me while I still had the bandage and stitches in.. that fucker.. ff I ended up getting a lump after hs and getting scared, also was having kidney and gallbladder issues owing lots of hospital bills etc etc.. So I know there's quite the stigma against (get ready)…vegans… but I went vegan several years ago out of desperation bc of my gf at the time and it really turned my life and health around. Every day I wish I could tell people they can wake up without any bad health ailments and a dick so hard it hurts. You feel just as great as a kid waking up on saturday mornings.. like every day. I had bad depression too, always in a fog always felt like my head was being held under water.. Hey it might not be for everyone but fuck man.. I haven't seen a doctor in years and I'm 27 still doing things I always did as a teenager. Fitness and snowboarding and all that. I really owe it to my health and I wish more people put it at the top of their list, it's all you've got. I can't imagine what I'd do if i'd have went down that medical dependency downward spiral of having my gallbladder and testicle out as they'd wanted to

This was a catalyst for taking things into my own hands and getting healthy on my own.. They thought since I showed up with long hair ripped jeans and vans that I was a "seeker". They're trained to stereotype people. When you go in every other week feeling like you're going through pregnancy(gallbladder and kidney stones) they tend to think you're a druggy looking for a free fix supposedly. Especially when they can't find anything in scans after they've milked you of those.. Gotta second these guys, health system is most definitely fucked

Human beings have been having sex without help for millenia.
Needing help from others, Holla Forumstards especially, to have sex is NOT going to do your self-esteem any favors, OP.
It will actually make it worse.

what the fuck you one about, I get plety of chicks in highschool, just hang with the stoney cunts, get into fights and go to parties. take enough drugs and your anxiety goes away

fuck off chadlet

You want a local escort service, and if they don't charge a hundred bucks you're likely to get a nasty skank. Best to get a $300 girl, save up if you have to. And admit to being a virgin, there's no shame in it.

I second this, wish I had done this when I was in.

Just because she is 3 years old, does not mean that she cannot make informed consent!

fuck a dude they dosnt cares what you have
they just want 2 fuck like you as well ;)