Random (Anonymous)

Anything goes!
Exempt from rules 2 & 3.
No tripfags allowed!

I have theories:

1. dys is no longer running the show

2. dys started taking advice from a third party or mod. these changes are very similar to that namefag fug's propositions a few months back. in case you don't remember that's the alleged femanon who generally annoyed the shit out of everyone before being ceremoniously executed by hex

3. dys just doesn't give a fuck anymore. this is unlikely- there are many other, more lulzy methods of destroying the board.

4. dys has been executed and replaced

5. we've died, and uncontrolled Holla Forums shitposting isn't allowed in the afterlife

mewch now
mewch now
mewch now
mewch now

What’s a tripgag?

It's number 2.
Dysnomia played the white knight at the beginning and then disapproved of her ideas (most likely to save face) and now he's taking "suggestions", probably because he wants to fuck her.

Holla Forums is stooped

see: faggot

also, this thread is gay as fuck. this culture isn't one that likes to be pandered too. go ban pedos and leave the content to the users.

So goatse is allowed here I guess?

I can't believe I have to go into an official "random" thread on fucking Holla Forums in order to post about anything I want.

This board looks like the imageboard equivalent to a north korean grocery store thats full of window dressing but then you get closer and see all the food is plastic and nobody works there.

right now this is only Holla Forums in terms of userbase. just don't post on-topic in any threads, start checking out mewch, and wait to see if dys abandons this retarded idea or not

The thread is random. How’s it gay?
What’s your BMI? This pent up hostility could be redirected to your nearest gym or Whole Foods. Try Asshole Kegels before attacking a fellow Holla Forumsro.

You didn't get it, do you? Holla Forums is random, but in an organized and systematized way. If you want really random, you have to go to random's random thread.

im going to rape you into a fucking coma. by the time i'm finished you will so debilitated both physically and psychologically that you won't be capable of being anything other than my little cum slave, you faggot.
go take your ironic shitposting self to every post dysnomia has made tonight

BMI isn't a good metric to determine anything. It doesn't account for muscle mass, so if you lift at all BMI will tell you that you are obese

But what if the random thread gets too unorganized? I think we need to create a system that randomly selects a topic for the random thread that everyone has to talk about, only then will it be the right kind of random.

Hi everyone, my name is Katie and I heard rumors about this place so I decided to visit. I don't know if this is the right place for introductions but it says anything goes so I guess so, lol! I heard this was a really scary place with weird people but it looks really cool and friendly. I'm going to tell my friends on facebook about it!

Btw this is my favorite meme arrow picture, lol! He's so serious haha

Or they could develop a new functionality called "sub-thread", so we could start several sub-threads inside random's random thread, each on with its own randomic subject.

Who here would like one of these?

Harsh. Okay, so I’ll break the ice. I’m 6’1” 215lbs. BMI calculator reads 28 pounds overweight, which I don’t get. I work out every other day and eat fairly healthy food. Work in a jail, and watch niggers get stronger by the minute. I’m fine with my weight, maybe more cardio and I’ll be set.

well derp'd my friend

hi chad

I'm 5'11" and 140lbs. I just bailed by self out of jail a few weeks ago after being caught on a series of heist that me and my roommates executed in order to get enough money for the electric company before our light went out. I survive on food pantry shit, gas station hotdogs and a large amount of whiskey. I'm capable of having sex even when extremely intoxicated. I have read every robert heinlen book and think Xavier: Renegade Angel is hilarious.

Should we get married?

wtf user
u've just been datamined but get ur shit together u pos

Got the reference! I’m not chad by a long shot. I just have mixed feelings about people that instantly dive into fag-dropping perfect strangers. Like, what’s really happening? Small dick in relation to gut? Dunno, I’m sounding like a newfag, which by all accounts I am. I’m a 4chan defectoid. Never got into the sheep speak. I understand it, just not my style per se.

since you're a 4chan newfag i'll spoonfeed you this once: chad is a guy who tripfags here and also uses that 8kek flag you posted with earlier
not chad from le chad vs virgin meme
i'm sure you're a cutie patootie stop selling yourself short, but also stop being a fatty tbh

shut up and pull out your dick
NOW

Marriage? I’m already married, happily.I do like starship troopers the book though. I like reading the part about destroying the skinnies resources and lighting them up with H rockets.

tits or gtfo

Okay, got it. The flag is down. So I was here Sunday. What a night! A lot of drama going on, and it seems like Holla Forums is on the mend. Looked at mewch , the not so obvious culprit to all the permabanning BS. That site is meh?
Seems like a ploy to gain posters. I’m drawn to 8chans Holla Forums for the lulz. I’ve been hooked since I’ve seen the “absolutely” memes.

meh

PICK UP THE SOAP

Nope to the soap.

What are some yummy sauces to put on your food? I like Sriracha but it gets old after awhile.

Some frequent sauces I use:
also not sauces but
My diet is pretty simple though, you may want to do something else with whatever you're eating.

/ck/ thread?

So is the Holla Forums mascot just 4chan's mascot but red?

We should have one since the actual board is dead

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QUAD Holla Forums
GO TO QUAD Holla Forums
NO CAPTCHA
YOU CAN MAKE YOUR OWN THREADS
Holla Forums WAR NOW

Really makes you think.

woah.
do the same with this one, based photoshop user

Why do I find these images to be so adorable?

fucking gay

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last of my adorable images

Ty Dysomnia you made me want to go back on 4cuck.

try /bant/ and /int/ if you are tbh

/random/ is kind of ok on 8ch… Still not worth moving.

that's what i did..i'm spending more time on /bant/ than here now

I fell for the mewch meme to pass the time tonight. A lot of faggots moved there, temporarily at least, and it isnt so bad.

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until that skeleton popped out. FUCK

STOP

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Whats Holla Forums without some cuck porn. Cuck porn is Holla Forums staple. Time to bring back old Holla Forums and nostalgia

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What would happen if we filled every thread +1000?
I wanna see what happens. This thread will be dedicated to autistic spamming. Feel free to join join me in my quest of pushing this board tof THE LIMIT
And feel free to spam all the other threads too, you hereby have my permission.

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This should be the only thread. It's the only one that belongs on Holla Forums. All this topic bullshit is retarded

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Is this some sort of ruse to counteract this?

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Fuck I've been found out
Yeah I'm actually Dysnomia
AMA

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Just fuck my dick up.

Cucknomia / Jewuncle / Senafag should fix /b, handle it back to Fred and kill himself tbh. Hex and the other volfags should drink bleach until they puke their lungs out.

I leave for one month and this happens
What the fuck

if you ran up and kicked her in the teeth instead of taking a pic like a cuck; you could solve two problems in your community at once!

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>>>/bbbb/
For an Holla Forums alternative
Holla Forums is dead
Praise Hotwheels,fuck Dysnomia

MEWCH NOW
MEWCH NOW
MEWCH NOW

WHO IS THIS GIRL????!!!

She legit looks dead inside.

user you can never ever be a girl. You are just a crossdressing faggot.
You can never ever experience being pregnant with your husband's child and see him kiss your huge bulging belly, the belly that carries his child. You will never have him act extra protective and gentle around you, determined to make sure that his wife and his unborn child are okay.
You can not bare anyone children. Your womb is devoid of life. It's just a disgusting anus, only able to satisfy perverted, unnatural desires. It's not a pussy that is literally designed to be self-lubricating, self-cleaning, meaning that you don't have to annoyingly clean yourself every single day. The pants of an actual woman can be pulled down anytime. Her pussy is always open for her man. It will never shit on his dick or give him infections by fecal matter travelling down his urethra.
It has muscles that are literally designed to milk his dick. It's intense heat you feel when you put your penis in a pussy is a nice metaphor for the life-giving womb it represents compared to the cold, lifeless, disgusting anus, which is only desired by broken and perverted men.
You will never be able to clam a man down by just using your gentle, feminine voice. You will always have an annoying, faggy lisp. Female voices are soothing to men, you will never be able to help him relax by whispering sweet things into his ear, even if it's quite unimaginative. At most you can appeal to the perverersion of whichever Sodomite you attracted by talking dirty to him.
You will never ever have a gentle, feminine voice. Your voice will always be annoying to everyone around you and your sexual perversion laid bare.
You will never be desired by anyone, except for some sad pathetic virgins, who were starved enough of female contact to be prison gay (and they will leave you the second they got their life in order) or perverted sex fiends.

hex x dysomnia tbh

wat

t. hex