ITT: Revenge Stories: School Edition

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What'd you do to wind up on probation, dingleberry? Why don't you go for a walk? Those are nice.

I'm on probation for getting into a fight, and the bitch wanted to prosecute me.

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Gonna need more details than that. What happened?

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lmao. good one

didn't read tbh
i wanted to tho

Awesome.

Quit being a lazy ass tbh faggot, and go back to 4chan please.

stopped readhing there tbh

lol faggot

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You're just baiting at this point, so I'm not even going to give you another (You).

(You)

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That's a shame, you should do what you want more.

Haha, oh wow wasn't expecting that shit. Fag lol

I wasn't expecting it either, believe me, I nearly pissed myself right there in front of his pic!
I am glad he wasn't there yet or I really would have freaked.

methinks you rather brave, user a hose would have been rather more efficacious
it occurs to me to wonder how (you) got under the hood to replace the oil without accessing the car cabin

I pumped it through the oil drain plug and oil filter. Hence how it got on me.

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And to this day, it's the only vagina I've ever seen.

Surely the sad bastards on Holla Forums have been wronged many times in life? Have so few of us actually managed to do anything about it? Or are we all just here because we have no other outlets for our impotent rage?