Only redeeming feature is big dick

Welcome to a special kind of hell.


>literally 5'1"
>skinny 90 pounds

start sending dick pics you fucking casual

Trust me, I tried before, even auditioned for porn. My autistic tendencies keep sabotaging me.

you know. even an average penis would look massive on you.

>mfw 187cm master race

at 40kg and 155cm he's a fucking skraeling. it's over. the only thing he can do is go trap mode.

fuck off nigger I'm 1 inch away from a micropenis,

true, the word big is very subjective. so op, i'm not gay but let's see your dick

wow. date some midget girls perhaps?

don't worry
we'll be able to fix you one day

how? he's gonna need stilts.

we're going to fix your shitty genes

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You truly are superior user.

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what did he mean by this?

How old? What race? Any scoliosis? I grew an inch in late 20s, possibly partly from minor posture correction, but I suspect an actual growth spurt occurred. I don't want to get your hopes up too much, but depending on the context, you might be capable of growing a little still. I'm at work right now, so stick around long enough for me to get back with you for the next 12-48 hours and patiently describe your health, diet, and lifestyle if you are interested. If you are willing and able, I would recommend inhibiting aromatase, initiating hyperthyroidism through nutrition, and using sunlight or the right wavelength of red/infrared light to affect bones.

lucky if that's true

You don't even have that, OP.
It just looks big because the rest of you is so small.

Just wear a speedo at the beach and forget all your problems
Also post dick

If you start shaving your body hair you'd be popular in THE GAY COMMUNITY.

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wrong

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