Star Wars villain Kylo Ren becomes fastest-rising baby name in the US
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Fake news.
who?
Anakin was popular too.
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Harambes sister.
I hope Harambe's sister mourned his death.
i blame vinesauce for this
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They wanted Kylo Ren to be a big star. He's a (marginally) white male autist who gets beaten by an untrained girl.
Mom's would prefer to have sons named Kylo who would grow up to be immature manchildren with daddy issues, rather than girls named Rey Mixer who are defined by one technical skill but have no personality.
Also, no rise in black boys named Finn because the only daddy issues they'd have is that the father will never be around. You'll have to go through 3 flashy fight sequences to find him like with Luke Skywalker.
Disney just can't handle that millennials think the Empire is so much cooler than the rebels.
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They don't know the power of the dark side.
Yeah, Disney only cares about the good goys. They don't give a shit about the bad guys because if they write more than 2 lines of dialogue, people will start to cheer for them. That's why every Marvel MCU movie is the same as a Disney princess movie. The good goy is nice, always in the light while the evil bad guy is silent most of the time until he faces the hero.
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I'm not clicking on that article, learn how to archive.
So probably what happened was that 10 people named their sons Kylo Ren, which it being a made-up (and shitty name) made sure that it went from 0 to 1000% increase in people using that name. Just like Anakin. Qiuet frankly, naming your kid after a movie-character should be noted by the government directly and they should do a post-abortion on the baby, kill the parents and all of the relatives to make sure the gene-pool isn't dumbed down.
That way we could probably exterminate 90% of the non-white populations living on white soil.
What about all those whites who named their sons after John Wayne, Henry Fonda and Alan Ladd?
Rey is "king" in spanish, which is male, thus a terrible name for a girl unless you're one of those genderbending progressives, but we all know they don't have children of their own.
Well, when you go from zero to a dozen that's an infinite% increase, so yeah. Hard to beat that.
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As retarded as names like "Shaniqua" are, they are, according to niggers, African names. Unless there's evidence to the contrary, you'd only take out all those niggers who named their daughters "Precious" after that godawful flick was released.
Checked. Kylo the Cuck
What the fuck