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Hi b

record a video where you say "i hat my life and i want to fucking kill myself" and post it here.

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buy a fucking gun faggot
you live in the only nation with a second amendment, fucking use it you fat fuck

why did you decide to become a attention whore?

You sure like saying fuck, dont ya….^^

Thats a good queation
Bout 5 years ago my first post was on /pone/ i was posting normalfag posts and i got bored with the lack of replies so i tried a tripsfag game. I posted a selfie with a pony plush. I said roll for trips and ill cum on my plushes cutie mark. Someone said " well if your not whoreing yourself out for attention, you are now." and i loved the sound of that. From that day, i became attention whore.
Fun fact…before that became my handle, i went by "double chin"

Okay some more questions
1. Do you have a job?
2. How has attention whoring affected your life
3. Do you live in your moms basement.
4. Do you have any hobbies, if so what?

Im a caregiver to my mom my pay is living with her
Attention whorein is my hobby and relaxes me. Even when im flamed and trolled its attention and i like. Makes my sad life kek
2 room apartment but im so cheap i wont spring for a mattress. I sleep on the floor. After 2 years of sleeping in a van in the front seat, the floor is paradise. Mom has a bed.
Hobbies. Tv beer music stand up comedy writing attention whorein waifus bothering sagefags and dys

Do you ever wish you would actually accomplish something in your life, rather than just be remembered as "that fat attention whore"

Trips checked
I wanna be remembered as "that fat attention whore pony guy"

You should create a new brand for yourself
Be distinct!
Be amazing!
Be Creative!

Use

Why do you want to be remembered as an attention whore. But tbh, I think you kind of have succeeded in life when you don't give a fuck about what other people think about you. But meh, i wouldn't want to be remembered as a attention whore

Hunny, i AM amazing^^^^^^^^
Ask me anything

Thats your right and i respect that. Ill farm the attention for you. And ty

You didn't use

more questions because i'm bored and i assume you are too:

1. have you lost your virginity
2. how long is your bepis
3. what os do you run?

Ill admit to this. Kekkers

Virginity???? Dude my first fuck i was in middle school. My neighbor friends sister.
I have a micro penis. Heres a pic of it…..
Cellphone….i used to have a pc but in a pedophile chatroom i clicked a link that was a nasty virus that totally wrecked my comp.

A H is the savior of Holla Forums

Yup. Im that awesome

What the fuck were you doing in a pedo chatroom, just exploring or searching for cp?

Also, that's a micro penis

Cause im a pedo.
No ive never done anything. I think id hate prison. That doesnt mean i dont think lil girls are sexy
sauce

When did you release you were a pedo or when did you start getting into underage girls?

Im fucked up.
I was born a ped. Lil girls just grab my attention.

Okay, i see. Do you wish you could change your life if it was possible. Things like:

- Having a well paid job
- Having a family
- Not being a pedo
- Not being an attention whore

Well paying job would be sweet
No family. I wanna look at kids not raise one, lulz
Dont know if i dont wanna be a ped. Its definitely a distraction.
I will never regret being an attention whore
Ask me anything

what do u eat on a normal day

this

Breakfast for me ideally is beer. Ill cook fir me mum. Usually a hashbrown and sausage. Frozen pizza for lunch
And i cook epic dinners: from scratch chicken and dumplings, killer beans, pot roast, spaghetti, meatloaf

More questions lol:
How do you even jerk off with a penis that small?, How much cheese pizza do you have?

t. FBI

He said he was a pedo and i'm just interested if he views cp lol.

totally.

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Watching tv with mum. Sone old granny on tv. Mom laughs and says" hey, theres your girlfriend" i laugh back and say, nah, too old.
Mom says back"what, because shes not six years old?"
I grinned and nodded

kek based mom

take a selfie with your mum

My mom is god tier cool
She cool watching stuff on tv that has kids.

cool

Op delivers
Ask me questions and shower me with attention

HAHAHA YOUR MOM LOOKS LIKE AN OLDER VERSION OF YOU HAHAHA

I thought the same haha gold

Yup. Its called genetics"

Eeeee-yup

Make your questions and comments moar creative plz

what was your childhood like? did it affect on what you life is now?

When i was a tot my mom got busted carrying 2 pounds of pot. Did 2 years. Years later she did another 2 years for trafficking heroin. Had tweekers cooking meth in our house. Later mom was kidnapped by Mexican heroin dealers over a weekend. My parents loved me there just druggies. once my car was stolen to burg a house and when i got back to my car, there was blood all in the interior and broken glass. My friends nicknamed my car the bloodmobile
Im fucked cause my life was fucked.
Im making the best of it.

woah wouldnt have guessed your mom has such a rough past.
what about your dad? havent seen you mention him, where is he now?

Dad died almost 2 years ago. He was cool. He also knew i was a pedophile but was tolerant.

You seem to have very accepting parents, how nice for you.

Moar questions:

- Does your mum know you are a pedo
- Have you ever tried drugs
- What is your biggest regret?
- Do you like your job
- Do you have any friends, and how often do you leave your house.

Dad hated shirley temple but knew i wanna lick her from head to toe and let me watch her movies as he died of boredom.
During my meth period, when mom was gardening id watch shows on tv ondemand of shows of lil girls and id beat off

Do you sometimes wear cat ears in public?

Mom knows im a ped. Days ago mom made a joke of some old bag on tv saying shes my gf. I said, too old. Mom said back, yea cause shes not(age)6. We both laughed.
Drugs. Meth weed acid mushrooms
Regret….good question. That i didnt kill the bully that made me drop highschool
I caregive my mom good pay.
I have no friends at all. My only human interactions involve grocery shopping.taking trash out. Paying bills

Of course^^
Pic related

how did you lose your friends?

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A h

If I ever see you grocery shopping can I say hi and we can become friends and attention whore together?

Sounds fun as long as i can "eyefuck" lil girls

I don't give a fuck about your fetishes.

Your entitled to that right, user
Im just farming attention
What r your fetishes?

Rape, hardcore gangbang, incest. And by "I don't give a fuck about your fetishes" I meanr, i don't care if you "eyefuck" lil kids, as long as you wont hurt anyone.

What are your fetishes?

No. I look no touch. Me no wantee prison.
I like seeing young drown. Snuff. Piss. Shit. Puke. Animal sex.

got anything to share?

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EW gross.
I meant drowning or snuff

This vid made me fap
m.liveleak.com/view?i=285_1494200698

same, thought op'd deliver.

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what parents leave their child alone in a deep pole, they kinda deserved her loss, being so unresponsible.

I already know this, funny how long it takes for the dude to realize lol
got anything else?

Another question for op.
Can we see your hair without any pony tails, just your released hair.

Truly a riddle indeed.

A bit later ill post my kinks.

Ok

neat
vid is fake tho

Moar questions cuz i'm bored and you love attention:

- Are you religious
- What are your religious believs
- I know you have tried drugs, but do you do any drugs, like atm.

Fake???????
That sent my sky high boner crashing to the ground……

I am religious. But i used to be a satanist
Im thinking the blasphemy i did caused the fire that made me homeless for a few years

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that's what you get for being a satanist.

Yea. Kek. I got boned

Ask me anything

where have you worked in the past?

Wendys. Taco bell. Arbys. Paper mill. Janator. Cashier at a frys. When i cleaned bathrooms, id sniff the used tampons in that box for used tampax in the womens room

Mostly fast food stuff

What kind of music are you into?

Ask me questions and shower me with attention

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I am a slovenly piece of trash in my 30's. How do I go about not hating myself constantly?

Emulate me. That easy

Give me some tips. What's your philosophy?

I adore music. My first memory of music was me asking dad what im hearing. The doors, riders on the storm. Dad was a classic rock gooner. He raised me on music like, pink floyd, led zeppelin, the who, the beatles, janice joplin, eric clampton, moody blues, creedance and other classic rock

Life is all troll. Suck it up and roll with the punches.

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any plans for future?

Farming attention baby
Eyefucking lil girls

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