That 50's comedy "I will mess them of cement and lol lmao lmfao rofl"

That 50's comedy "I will mess them of cement and lol lmao lmfao rofl"
HAS HOW THIS FILM WORK?

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I never liked woody woodpecker
Also portuguese only
You have to go back

Speak some proper english and then post, you fuckwit.

This is being made primarily for the Brazilian market but filmed in English

As a brazilian, a fan of Woody and a movie entusiast, I must say that this is a rare example of pure fucking shit. Goddamit, it really hurts my eyes to see this being brought into reality. Who the fuck are those guys? Why is Woodpecker throwing cement into their car? What the fucking hell is going on? Why there must be live action? It's shit. That's all.

This'll most likely go direct to video outside Brazil

Makes sense.

The market is choke full of animated animals movies lately.
I like Woody, but the premise of CGI with real actors is so strange, like the chipmunks movies. I think it would be better if it was full CGI.
In short, it'll flop even in Brazil, the nostalgic crowd won't like it because the reasons I mentioned and the newer audience aren't interested about a cartoon that has been on air more than 20 years.

Yeah, the live action part killed it for me. Let the classic be a classic, stop doing this shit.

I have to say, at least they didn't go for the hyper-realistic bullshit they usually do.

Because jews legitimately believe that people hate animation. It can also be used to make sure the famous celebrity they use to push this shit actually gets screen time.

LA/CGI has fallen out of style recently however

Live action or not, they would have fucked the animation anyway. Consider the Mexican Topcat and that Bollywood Johnny Bravo. Either they use classic animation style, which they won't or leave them the fuck alone.

I'm surprised. Not surprised enough to watch it, but surprised.

Wrong pic.

I just wanna stick my dick in Evangelyne

I prefer Cleophee. Just because I like Evangelyne Tristephine relationship so much. Unlike other animation's bullshit romantic subplot that tend to stretched out with unresolved sexual tension they actually decided to hook up immediately when they knew the feelings were mutual.

I prefer chocolate

I would do it to CD-i Zelda, dinner time.

mai boi

the first thing i thought of when i saw this was that awful live action Yogi Bear movie

Excellent taste

Looks halfway decent. Might pirate it.
The trailer is clearly shit, though. It tries to paint it as being a feminist move about how smart and funny and perfect the girl smurf is, but it's pretty obvious by the 2nd half that it's not a movie about her.

But that had Eobard Thawne as the Ranger.
It was moderately fun for children, and passable for adults..

This will be even bigger in Japan. They adore Woody for some reason, even more than the HUES. They love him so much, they named the one of the first touchscreen computers after him.

It's pretty obvious that they'll find a village of women, amazonians at that. It's clearly muh stronk and independent womyn movie. Then again, the animation looks decent, it's not live-action and it's about the smurfs, for a change. I'd pirate it still.

Did they peck the Woody with their Woodpeckers?

holy shit fuck off, why couldn't they just make him into a cartoon.

You tell me.
Tagline was "Touch Woody, the Internet Pecker.
Surely one of them spoke English at Panasonic back then.

Reminds me of that shitty live action Yogi Bear movie from six years ago.

Oh shit, that was a thing.

I'll give this movie a chance, but my hopes are all down. Wish they would just revive the cartoon.

Illumination was reportedly developing a movie

Shit, really hope this is true. They're owned by Universal so it makes sense. Though it's a bit weird for them to have both of these movies on the making.

Into the trash it goes

dem Jewniversal Studios are jerking off while thinking in how to sue 'em, though Woodpecker got killed by the minions.


The reason why Dan Aykroyd supported the new Ghostbusters film.

This must have been from the brief period of time Panasonic owned Universal

The Illumination project was cancelled, and Universal took it upon themselves to make a Woody Woodpecker film. Look on the bright side, MGM (the guys who do the James Bond films and the recent Pink Panther films with Steve Martin) is also developing a live-action/animated version of Pink Panther.

Forgot to mention they also have experience with the Hobbit films and the Jump Street films.

They also just happen to own IPs like Pink Panther (but not films from the classic MGM library, like Wizard of Oz or Gone With the Wind)

Source? Can't find anything.

I'd take Eva, Amalia, or Cleophee hell any one of the females not dating a male or married. Let's get to it, the age of my hot dick begins!

variety.com/2013/film/news/illumination-chief-chris-meledandri-lines-up-originals-for-universal-1200564348/


It appears that Universal & Illumination's Woody Woodpecker film was cancelled due to their desire to branch out and create original IPs beyond Despicable Me, as seen by all the adaptive screenplays that've been scrapped.

After the Illumination project was cancelled, Universal Pictures gave it to Bill Kopp, the director of two direct-to-video Tom & Jerry films along with being a guest writer for House of Mouse and Wabbit. This version of the film features 3 semi-related stories interwoven into a feature-length film along with a 6-7 minute short.

Now there's this new Brazilian film that'll most likely go direct-to-video, but the fate of Kopp's film is unknown. This article (sneakpeek.ca/2016/03/woody-woodpecker-flying-to-big-screen.html?m=1) says that the film has been "on hold" for some time. Keep in mind that this was posted in March this year, so the film could either be in development hell or even cancelled.

Are they still doing Seuss adaptations because Meledandri feels he has a track record with those?

Every time I read 'Illumination' I see 'Illuminati' for some reason… Makes this thread very creepy.

you need some Illuminatioff then

I wonder how much reddit gold I could get for this meme

oh come on, i know you giggled when you read it

It will be better if the letters are darker for the ILLUMINATIOFF like someone turned off the light.

Heh'd in my head at best, that's why I made the image.

Yep. The Grinch and Cat in the Hat. They're original, but not that original.

Was that Obi-wan Kenobi?

Disgusting.

Eric Bauza is reportedly doing the English voice

This

A ban here if Beyond wasn't so incompetent

Sauce?

Zootopia 2 seriously needs to have a human somehow. Then it's canon they appear and any porn of Judy fugging a human is true. having a fursona is cancer. Be a human and fuck everything