Congregation Thread 3

Blue skin is pretty hot.

HEY YOU FAGGOT LURKERS! HOW ABOUT POSTING FOR ONCE, RETARDS!

no

YES

shet we've been called out

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kms

The first point is the most important one by far.

Yo, where the fuck is everyone?

reporting in.

this was a good thread idea.

I'd pat her head.

nice trips

Guys please help. I have this strange feelibg every time somebody uses a smug animu girl image. I want to kidnap whoever posted it and keep them locked away in my basement while slowly mindbreaking them until they sincerely love me and beg for my affection. Is this normal?

It's a well known fact that for every active user on any forum/chat room/imageboard there are always 10 lurkers.

Re-read your post… Then you'll understand.

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Hi.

Hey! Long time no see. How's life bro?

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Ypu wanna actually say something or would you rather continue to be an intolerable autist?

Stop. Just stop. If you can't be literate in English, don't try to convince people to follow your lead because nobody will take you at all seriously whether your idea has merit or not. This is a savvy crowd, we know where to get online translations. Speak in your native language and we will figure it out. If English is your native language, then you need to get back to class and stop posting here entirely until you learn how to read and write like a grown up. Either way, this is a futile effort because it is antithetical to the entire purpose of an imageboard.

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what would you like me to say?

Some things are just meant to be a certain way. You will no sooner convince lurkers to post than you will convince jews not to destroy nations.

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All other threads should be locked tbh.

did he die?

Nice compression. You're even worse than the cunt that made this.

i kinda like this idea.

rarity is worst pony tbh fam

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Why would I inconvenience myself for the sake of people like you?

Go away CIAniggers

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80-20 law (80% of content comes from 20% of users)

I don't post much because majority of threads are shit.

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But then that begs the question; why do lurkers even come here if everything is shit?

i'd pat her head with my dick tbh

For the few gems here and there

just this humble brownies opinion

brony* ducking autocorrect hate us.

don't be rude

i just want cuddles :3

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Please learn the proper usage of greentext. Thanks.

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i want to cum but i'm also peeing but i'm too lazy to go to the bathroom wtf is my life rn

also i think the stage of the (((internet culture))) has shifted into faggotrainbow (bronies and lollipop street fuckers) VS faggotgreen (kekistan fuckers who don't understand it was merely pretending)

They've unleashed the pones…

world is looking pretty shit rn but at least i have lolis

the only way to fight pedo cancer is with pony cancer

its an autism war

true but we need a lot more than pones to fight pedo 'cancer.' start calling people because nigger this will be fun af

Can we make this the bunker thread for weathering the coming shitposting storm?

I thought this was the shitposting storm?
its kind of the island of shit in the ocean of autism piss.

sounds good

why would there be a shitposting storm? summer is over

Based on the catalog it looks like things are just getting started.

a mod quit so now theres only a few left and the pedos and ponyfags are going to shit up the board.

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now all the kiddos are gone. All the real shit goes down now.

spammers welcome tbh

pedos are lurking or the active ones are asleep

Hopefully. It'll probably be the most entertaining thing to happen here in the past few weeks.

It'll probably be a failure

Hmmm…

Kikes, jews, hitler, trump, shitskins and niggers

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Which one is not like the rest. Hint: It's Hitler, because he isn't kosher trash like those other things.

I like the idea of anons from different parts of the board coming together to shitpost in one place.

I think stickies take up board space, so a cyclical is a good feature to have.

shit nigger we getting shit done

Are you preparing for the coming storm?

Whatever you say, bud.

do you have the clean version as well?

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dude just fucking cum already

I hope they go to war and annihilate each other.

pedos will win since they all seem to have bottomless folders filled with toddlers. hebes and pedos need to work together tbh

haha shut up

we cyclic and shet

Pedos are human garbage
Hebes are garbage humans

Know the difference.

pedos = hebe,ephebo
so everything is garbage
t. moralfag tbh

ur garbage

this

How does it feel to know everyone hates you?
hebe is okay imho

day 2: the shitstorm still hasn't begun
i sit here, in the same dark room, the general consensus being that the shitstorm will begin soon because some mod has left or something, i can't keep up with meta stuff, it's the first time i've heard this mod's name but apparently he was doing a good job, i've yet to understand why his departure would cause all of this, speaking of which, i'm sitting besides all these people, including bronies, damned bronies off all thing, all confined here, getting ready to "hold the line", metaphorically speaking, there was never a line to be held to those who don't understand it as a concept, i'm not so sure myself of what kind of line are we holding, all i know is it feels better here than at the other "side", summer is almost gone and we're waiting for everything to blow up, and hoping it's over before winter

unsullied loli is best pussy tbh

GAS THE NORMIES, PEDO UPRISING NOW

For hebes there's still hope, for pedos only the rope.

PEDOS ARE THE FUTURE

TBH hex was probably the cause for all the midget threads. The CP was out of control.

today user was not a faggot and if he could deliver the 2nd pic as well he would be elevated to god tier

is a loli really a loli is she's been 'defiled?'

if

Who can tame the storm that is Holla Forums?

Don't take it. Unleash it. Let the storm wash away all the pedo scum

PEDOS ARE THE STORM

Fuck you man.

F
U
M

Love you too bro.

no that was just me
hex would go to sleep when i would wake up so it's just meant to be
hex is ok though

You fags should really just migrate to meguca already, the liveposting format is pretty much ideal for threads like this.

>>>/pedup/
PEDO UPRISING NOW
WE REFUSE TO TAKE YOUR SHIT ANY LONGER
PEDOS WILL RULE THE INTERNET

no

Way to fuck things up.

allow torposting you fag

Is that a twink?

this

working on it, the board settings havent updated yet. in the meantime if you post your pgp key ill hand out mod accounts

Cyclic pedo thread when?

never

Do you want it to be?
its a reverse trap

idk what that is and i'm afraid to ask

if a trap is a man dressed and acting like a woman then, reverse would be a woman dressing and acting like a man. Use your brain user.

do you have the other one as well senpai?

sorry am tired and i don't like traps
i did have a thing for tom boys though so she's kinda cute it better not be a fucking man

It's a tomboy. Best kind of boy.

Show bepis tbh

Lel.

3dloli best loli

shet

No such thing. 3D is inherently flawed, and therefore cannot be loli.

mara

2Dloli is pone tier tbh

Please delete pedos, thanks

THIS IS

n
o

HOLO

fuck you

THREAD

STOP BREAKING MY COMBOS NIGGER

kys holo

Contributing

NOPE

Shit

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This thread will be OK

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Neat.

pretty cool

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All pedos should start using this name tbh.

Thank you

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closest thing i have is this fat boys tits.

Gross

i'm sure that tomboy is a man
i'm so confused rn

nigger

This tbh.

so close

this tbh

checking

post nogs

no
where my hebebros at

proof its a girl. but i prefer the tomboy short hair

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shieet i'd fug tbh

hebe Holla Forumsro here tbh

jesus fucking christ what's happening with her nips

glad to know

they're augmented?

deebly concerned

not many of us left tbh

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See this is good hebe not of that augmented tits bs

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is it safe to come out?

y-yes?

s-sweet

Any of you niggers want to play Minecraft? I usually wouldn't suggest this sort of unfettered autism, but I'm bored as hell so I really don't give a shit at this point. Plus it seems like the resulting shenanigans could be humorous.

fug i just got back in runescape after a hiatus of nearly a decade ;-;

(hitler dubs nothing wrong)

holy fuck anyone remember this song

can you tell me where do i get a version that doesn't need to log in?

everyone's really nice suprisingly
the average age of runescape players is legit like 19 now

Stfu about Runescape dude
Not really I use to play it back in 09
Shared many good memories with friends on RS

Not sure if there is a way to do that.

More, more! MOAR!

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Best thread on 8ch atm. Good job OP.

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this is the 3rd of these, first two actually hit bump limit. most fun b has been in a long time.

I was there, user. On both threads. Its the best thread in a while. Keep doing them. OP is not a faggot

I think some of the pedos are starting to wake up, so dont hold your breath.

We´re all pedos on the inside, user. Don´t deny that.

the pedos are tolerable as long as they don't spam the CP. the midget posting was way out of hand.

This thread needs some cuck porn

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Stop.

They had their own midget thread yesterday yet they still choose to spam the last two threads with toddlers. They need some self control.

14 is the lowest I'll go because aoc here is 14.

Fuck outta here with that bullshit

It really doesn't but go ahead i guess

Same. Any younger is just disgusting and wrong tbh

13+ is ok imo

YOU FUCK OFF

there was a few days there where it was actual CP and it was up for hours.

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13+, its the only accepatble age, if you are going to be a creep.

Cp stays up for couple hours actually

Ayo, who's calling literal perfection what now?

What server you play on Holla Forumsro?

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No aj fk of

the bone broth spoiled me

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The black man is the most alpha of all

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she was one and only queen of Holla Forums. ever time i drink pepsi i think of her…
do you have moar pics of her?

Alex Jones is way more alpha male…

you could call him Super Male

Some faggots took it too far and came damn close to finding her, so she got spooked and ran.
Oh, just a few. My folder use to be larger until a technical mishap.

He just lost his kids in a divorce. He's a cuck

TRAPS ARE GAY

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I'd love to see ashley blacked
Imagine a big black cock penetrating that petite asshole. Her moaning would be delicious

Eat shit and die.

that's literally fake news, congratz on being a tool of social conditioners you dumb retard NIGGER

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Your memes are empty and void. Ashley is a purity that no nigger will ever approach.

Yeah me too. I'd pay real money to watch ashley getting blacked. I would cum buckets

That's all I have.

lol

Well, not true, here's some extra stuff.

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TRAPS ARE FUCKING GAY AND DESRVE TO DIE

much thanks user. i never think to save stuff till its too late.

at least we have the memories of her. watched a few of her streams and had a blast.

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Best feel

Yeah, those were good times while we had them. Her board is still around, I think, but it has no real purpose. Probably spammed to shit and back, haven't bothered to check in a while. If only I could get those old pics back, I had a bunch more, including the Christmas special comic. I hope she's happy now, where ever she is.

lol loser

back to your trap threads on halfchan :3

The boards been dead for awhile. Always talk about everyone coming back for a hang out but don't know if it happened.
Of all the attention whors b has had she the only One who stole muh heart.

Yes because you're a weak ass nigger who likes traps. Get yourself to a doctor please.

Is it a suppository

I don't think ashley's asshole could take bbc tbqh. It would probably tear by the time he pushed it even 10% the way in

If you want it to be. Try everything tbh because god knows you need it.

Why is Nvidia such trash? They can't do anything right.

I'm okay with being a degenerate who likes traps and ponies. Why else would I come here?

Who could blame you? She was one of a kind. It's like it was just yesterday when she triggered the shit out of niggers everywhere with her WURLSTAH video. She was the last good thing about 4chan before Moot pushed us all here, and the first really good memory of 8ch before HW threw us all away. Pedos can be the sick fucks all they want, niggers can desperately jerk their fake cocks until the plastic frays, but at the end of the day, at the end of all time, Ashley cannot be beaten or touched or soiled by any mere meme or debauched thought. Trule, she was our Joan of Arc.

Have you never heard of lubes?

>>>/halfchan/
>>>/4chan/
>>>/reddit/
they're ok so i'll let that slide

She was one of us. Just happened to be born in the perfect grill form.
She triggered the fuck out of this nigger. So many lulz.

It's okay to like traps I feel they aren't real traps. Just girls who look like they could be boys pretending to be girls.

The term you're looking for is "tomboy".

Exactly, Tomboys aren't gay.

I doubt you can put a bbc inside ashley's anus even with lubes. Her vagina perhpas but not her anus

I'm not a pedo but she's hot

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No, but liking them is.

Now that's something I can agree with but traps are gay no exceptions

welp, you are now considered a pedo

Good thing Ashley's not a trap, then.

Liking traps is not gay you absolute doofus. Traps do their best to appear feminine. Liking something feminine is the opposite of being gay. Next thing you will be telling me that liking robowaifus is gay

I disagree. Tomboys have all the girl qualities but none of the unlikeable whore qualities. They have a vagina and tities.
Traps try to appeal to a mans desire for the whore quality. Why Blaire white wears so
Much make up. But a trap still has a penis and you can't have vaginal intercourse or eat the pussy.

I'm here, I'm queer, DEAL WITH IT

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Weren't people already starving under the car?
Also I think you're thinking of Stalin.

Ain't a commie but Russia was fucked up back then.

You gay bro

alright ill give you that as well

Not going to go down this halfchan shit again. Niggers have debated this 1000s of times and they've all come to the same conclusion:
Traps are fucking gay. Liking a trap is gay. Being sexually attracted to a trap is you guessed it right, fucking gay.
So stfu and stop posting granny tomboys

You post like an emotional little girl.

Only reason I dont want to go into depth with this is because this conversation or 'discussion' has made 1000s of rounds on IBs and to revisit it would be a waste of time. Traps are gay because they're legitimately gay not because I say so.

I'm okay with my sexuality.

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I didn't quote anybody?
Just thought it was interesting the two were so simmilar.

dont take the bait
these congregation threads are really just cyber fema camps

no u

Ur a faget

ITT, we summon the mods, to ask if traps are indeed gay.

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Traps are fucking gay you faggot

Those trips blew my mind but you're post is retarded. These threads are to get everyone together so the mods cyber gas us with zyclon Holla Forums

Are pedo traps gay?

Why did he invade Ethiopia? Seriously, could have been a good leader but it all went to shit from there.

How can little girls even compete?

- flat chest
- flat ass
- not capable of taking a dick
- can't care for herself
- can't care for you
- is illegal

To be honest, I pity all pedos for having such an inferior sexual attraction. I honestly do.

t. Dysnomia

Because African resources? He really was an ass, tho. Being so shit at fighting naked apes that you need to use chemical weapons, what a spaz.

Italians are part nigger so maybe his inner monkey longed for the mother land.
expecring the actions of a filthy wop to make sense is retarded.

Teenphilia > Pedophilia tbh

This is straight

-delicious flat chest
-dat ass
-capable of taking a dick after some stretching
-needs you
-doesn't have to care for you, you're a full grown man
-women were so tired of being cucked by them they to do make them illegal

To be honest, I pity all feminist dominated cucks for having such an inferior sex life. I honestly do.

What resources? It's mostly grazing lands.

Only the Sicilians are tho

Fate is not stright tbh

preteenphilia > teenphilia

like the one of a little boy you mean?
kek u gay

little girls have soft, delicious chests

boys do not

suuuuuure

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Yes pedo traps are fucking gay as well

see for yourself. touch a boy and a girl and compare.

she looks like one of my ex-gfs, fuck off

don't worry, user-kun, you'll find a new one!!!

Normalfag kys

flat chest is best tho
not important
they can tho
not important
the man should always be the one who takes care of his wife not the other way
since when is the law so import?

pedophiles
/board

i've got a date next weekend so it's all good

she was a weeaboo kind of girl, neither of us were normies

Kys normalfag

Thread theme

i lost my virginity at 28, to the fuck with calling me a normie

obviously

That's just fucking pathetic. Hire a hooker earlier wtf

kys sex haver

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Im 30 and never has sex

Why have sex without love?

How old are you now?

*blocks your path*
What do?

Kick balls with foot.

Abstinence is best. Better to avoid all sexual urges than risk fucking up with a minor amirite?

How would you kick? Describe the kick.

35

do you lose your mana pool if you… you know, "do it" after 30?

rate his dick
say no homo
go away

youtube.com/watch?v=f67LgpJBPPE

No, but you lose your wizard powers. And people think you´re gay.

Embed it you fucking kike

Did they Change the "BUMP LIMIT"?????

How?

this is a cyclical thread

Being this new

How you become a normie who dates girls?

"Show post options & limits" Newfag detected

Oh shit, I did not see that

just walk up to her and say hello, it works everytime

Thank you, friend

This. Uless you have social anxiety. Then it doesnt work

If you don't have it you wouldn't lose virginity at 28.

how does one tell a girl that she would be fucking pretty if she lost some weight?

Nope
Ejaculate into your hand and wait 3-4 minutes before approaching said female. When you have the chance to talk to her dont make any eye contact and always stutter your words. Shake her hand before introducing yourself and if she doesnt run away screaming then you've made it past the biggest hurdle.

'Hey, lose some weight tbh" then smile. 100 percent of the time it works 60 percent of the time.

This. If you tell a girl she is fat, she will never forget you.

are dicks supposed to bend like this?

It's dying

Dont lewd that pure angel

What do you mean?

You have dick necrosis.

This thing is still alive, don't know what you're talking about lad.

Why is everyone in this thread, so fucking gay?

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Not true, I love a girl.

Ur gay tbh

This one right?

What am I supposed to do with such a small sausage?

ridiculous

No, you dumbfuck.

I see what you mean. This one then.

No.

gargle on it you worthless sack of meat
Squeal piggy, squeal

Perhaps I have underestimated you. Are you a man of great taste?

I am, but it's not Rei.

This little waste of flesh is just a pathetic foreskin.
Fucking this would equal pedophilia since it's basically a children's penis

Eww

You mean child's right? Either way you're wrong lass, it's perfectly fine.

Please, refrain from posting filth.

There is no better woman user, sorry to say your taste is inferior.

There is.

NO

Yes.

I dare you post her user, we both know you will be exposed as the ==liar== that you are.

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Okay that's fair.

The single most perfect woman ever, is Daria. Prove me wrong.
Pro-tip: You cant

You mean her?
She hangs out with these two, what more need I say?

Not that Daria. The ohter one. The real one. The cute one.

Who?

she's black

This is a great Steam avatar, thank you.

Does she have a big dick?

Dunno

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Y'all want me to post Daria, but you fuckers wont fool me.

Attention whore

NOTICE ME, SENPAI! NOTICE ME!

Why was culture back then so much better?
You just don't get shit like this nowadays.

This is shit tbh

Uncultured swine

Skip to 4:20

GET THE FUCK OUT

No

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Holla Forums cultural history: i indirectly inspired this thread with my post when i was mod about how to change Holla Forums

Shutup fag

airbrushed asf

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tzarist russia was basically a fuedal dictatorship,and stalin's "crimes" are mostly inflated numbers pulled out of the ass of Robert Conquest, and spread by American idiots.
Stalin can't hold a candle to Winston Churchill in terms of being a murderous psycho.

broken anus valve

Holy fucking shit Nvidia is irredeemable I swear to Christ if it were not for the law I would be en route to murder the CEO of this absolute trash company who cannot get their graphics cards to work for the simplest fucking games and cannot even UPDATE THEIR OWN DRIVERS WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF STANDARDS ARE THESE THIS IS ACTUALLY RETARDED HOW CAN A SIMPLE ERROR LIKE THIS NOT BE FIXED I'VE SPENT 5 HOURS OF MY LIFE ON THIS BULLSHIT.

fug

Hello friend. Let me give you an advice

Good night

Bump.

Bump

Dick

But I want to play games.

I Just want to smell a female and touch her. I feel so lonely.

That's what PS4 is for.

Benis

underrated post

hey, anyone still around? this was a good bread.

What does the congregation think of this?>>7377125

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ye it was but what happened with the tor fag spamming? What was he spamming?

nvm just had a look and it was just some dude with a big buttplug

don't know, been in normie land for awhile.

was this him?

looks like a typical Holla Forums catalogue tbh

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Lewd!

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The Dreamcast was pretty fun, yeah.

last time i played, minecraft could be played without an account if the server had the setting set to not authenticate accounts. the client had a whole setup to make this possible, I'm sure it's still easy to pirate and play on a server we host.

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Some fag on here should set one up and test it.

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Do you like it onee-sama?

Y-yes.