Need help with homework

Okay Holla Forums, so i have an english task for tommorow in wich i need to describe a person because he he's or either he has done a crime.
Task needs to include atleast 15 sentences with a picture of the suspect/missing person.

I'm sorry to hear that you're about to fail English. Perhaps you should consider suicide.

perhaps

Put down the watermelon and march in to your principals's office and say "ooga booga man english is racyiss as fuk nigga ook ook eek" and receive an A grade.

school is a waste of time just drop out tbh

Did you tried that?

And every says that i'm going to fail for english, ''Did you tried that".

religious cult leader
art dealer
succubus serial killer
gutter oil empire
dodgy antiques collector
disease enthusiast
hypnotist
sewer family
blood sample thief
deadly animal breeder
dolphin fucker
amateur weapons factory
powerful laser producer
underground sex colony
personal information database hobbyist
rogue undercover child fbi agent
uranium fetish
nanospider scientist
rigged casino franchise ceo

that's bretty hot tbh familiar

Uranium's a metal for niggers. Real men are into plutonium, much hotter.

Ff sake, i'm already 5 minutes busy with this and only have 4 fours sentences.
Great, i don't understand why and how she even expects me to make up 20 sentences.

6

Okay, so i finally got around 16 sentences in total by now which is not the armount that's required, but i genuinely don't know what else to tell about the suspect's appearance except than
unrelatedly tell something about crime.

Done, i expect and demand at least a 7.
If not, i will change the definition of school shooting.

Suspect photo attached.

crime: possession of child pornography, molesting and sexually abusing multiple underage girls

Btw, i don't anything about this guy, lol.
This is just what i assumed when i saw this pic.

spot on user

Write about a based cattle who dindu nothin rancher who the government's coming after for grazing his cows on public land.

James 'dirty' Fatkins is a fugitive career criminal currently hiding in asia. he is wanted by federal authorities for questioning in investigations into theft, embezzlement and the murder of a gangmember, Freddy 'the turnip' Brennan.

Don't even talk to me until you've beat off to mercury, faggot

Write the vehicle/last location seen I don't know

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How does Jim keep getting more and more attractive with each photo? Sometimes, I pretend I'm him, and then I pick up a pretend stick and beat pretend pussy away from me.

I don't see the text.
Am I retarded?

What exactly do you mean?
That there isn't proof of that i'm done with my task or what.

I just thought you would post the finished product to wrap up the thread since that was the whole topic of the thread

post about GWB and 911

Just kys, you will be remembered as an hero, people love people who die young.