When your only hobby is shitposting

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Lol, no.

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Your dubs reminds me of kennediposting

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Well it's pretty hard to learn and use new words when you don't talk to people

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wut iz vocaberlarry?

I remember one time I beat my brother up with one of those

Damn, Hitler, you are one sadistic fuck.

I remember one time I beat my brother off with one of those.

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I hit my brother in the head with a croquet mallet when I was a toddler. I'm still sorry about it.

He started the fight with me by trying to take it away and I was like 7 and he is 3 years younger so I just started hitting him until he ran away

Man that's way more exciting, I just ended up having anal sex.

It just occurred to me that this is ambiguous. Did you mean "beat off' as in "masturbate" or "kept from raping me"?