Should the FBI officially change its name to The Masturbation Police...

Should the FBI officially change its name to The Masturbation Police? Now that persecuting muslims is a hate crime and we all just have to "get used to terrorism" pretty much the only responsibility they have left is to go after white pedophiles jerking off to pixels.

Discuss.

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Makes sense to me. I think the FBI should definitely change its name to The Masturbation Police. They're pretty much useless for anything else.

No, because they apparently fail miserably at that job. They need to step their game up and get rid of all the pedo scum.

How about FapBI?
Also I always wondered, since it's illegal to have CP on your PC are cops above the law by having their PC full of your CP?

This was discussed by the founding fathers at great length, though they did not call it terrorism. In the end it was decided that freedom was worth living with the constant possibility of terrorism and so they wrote something called "The Constitution" which reflected the willingness of the American people to sacrifice security for freedom. Shortly thereafter they added a second amendment to it which pretty much said that the American people have a right to defend themselves with firearms, so anyone looking to cause trouble might end up dying of lead poisoning.

You misunderstand The Masturbation Police, it's not that they even really stop people masturbating, it's that they're police that sit around masturbating to CP.

its called tyranny…
no, seriously…

I always wonder how do you hurt anyone by watching CP at all?

It's even good for both the pedos and other people, since cp reduces the willing to fuck little girls for pedos

No, really, some small fights at school or even at outside is ok because it's "not harmful enough" but watching cp to get your sexual desires in check and not needing to harass any little kids is illegal?

I would suggest that watching would make them more likely to commit since they want to duplicate what they see online, in reality.

SO YOU LIKE LICKIN' BUTTS, DO YA?

everyone wants to make their own original content!!!

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I imagine you have seen porn in your short life. Using your logic, you should then be detained for possible future rape of big black men.

I don't know if it the same though.

CPfags can't control their urges in the same way a normal person can. Many CPfags are mentally ill and would hurt a child given the chance. Not so for normie-pornfags.

also to mention that most cpfags are non pedos and watch cp because they got tired of normal porn and wanted to see something new

Do you have a single fact to back that up?

I'm tired of normal porn too, but I can't resort to CP, because it's fucking illegal

[citation needed]
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its true, end of story

Your ID indicates you are a Torpedo so it shouldn't surprise anyone that you also defend CP, something with which you are very familiar, I'm sure!

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Typical ad hominem from a typical brainlet. Provide citations for your flimsy assertions that were pulled from you ass…. oh wait….

You are a TorPedo. I know you like CP, which is why you defend it.

most tor users are anti cp ever since normalfags took over

You would be wrong then. You generalize because it allows you to discriminate based on something you can grasp to use as an attack against myself. Posting a shitty image from somewhere as if it backs up your ad hominem is laughable. Here's one: you use the internet, pedos use the internet, therefore, you are a pedo also. How's that logic, pedo?

is that good or bad

bad

t. pedo


and you know this how?


whatever, torpedo.

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that's not right

why not? She said "cum" twice. Ill take that as a "yes"

she can't consent yet tho

lolis are cool but fuck you Mohammad

ILL TAKE IT AS "YES"

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