I catch pedophiles for a living. Ask me anything

I go after pedos to but I don't get paid for it, it's a fun hobby because a bunch of them are dumb with with their little fantasies and how they go about giving out and getting CP, basically it's like shooting fish in a barrel. Holla Forums is full of them, it's pretty good hunting grounds. I can't say how many are in jail because of me but meh least a dozen or two.

How do you go about doing this as a career?

I found a front for CP trading on reddit.

Bust them all.

reddit.com/r/AgeplayPenPals/

Tons of them use shit like Mega or google drive for sharing cp too which is fucking hilarious and I don't mean encrypted shit with ten different passwords, just actual bare images. Drop box too.

Most of those sites use PhotoDNA too. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PhotoDNA

95% of them are automatically reported.

That's a good goy.

Take pride in taking down your own people.

They should be arrested for stupidity tbh

>(((CPfags)))
pick one, Schlomo

How do you get that job?

Forgot to remove the sage so ignore that.
It's fucking hilarious honestly. I don't get how they can be so careless.

Agreed.

Do you fags give a shit about lolicon?

I don't really see the comparison. If you are into little girls, drawings just don't compare, at all.
For me at least

Can I have a seat right over there?

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Thanks, Chris Hanson

your welcome. Why did you come here tonight?

I came looking for booty

you came looking for sex with an underage boy?

(Checked)

Ah, nah, I ain't looking for no little boys. I ain't got no milk, no cookies, nothin'. I came looking for man's butt.

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a man's butt? excuse me?

Yeah you only go after white people, don't you, you dumb bitch. How many niggers have you arrested for CP?

funny you mention that

justice.gov/usao-ndtx/pr/arlington-man-sentenced-180-months-federal-prison-attempted-enticement-minor

Have you caught yourself?

how about this guy? he was black

They operate under US law so they are forced to do so

What was the last CP video you watched for work-related purposes? What was the last CP video you watched on your personal time?

checked

Oh, I know who you are, Chris Hanson. But see, I call you Chris Handsome. I watch your TV show all the time. So you can go ahead, bring in those cameras and those police officers waiting outside. It don't mean me no difference. Now, I'll tell you what: I like ya, and I want ya. Now we can do this the easy way or the hard way. The choice is yours.

Niggers are 13% of the population and less than 3% of all CP arrests.

True, but they commit other crimes are far greater rates. It does seem Whites and hispanics are the highest pedo offenders

All the black pedos are too busy having sex with kids and getting away with it to figure out how to get CP.

90% of them are tech-illiterate

Have you caught yourself yet?

they also don't report crimes in da hood. snitches get stitches, sheeeeit

friends to children , ? scared amish waiting to learn if the greeks died or not , whambamboozle mr. marines archbishop coleman f. carrol man , south florida served the divine infinite unity man , ΘανΧσ βε το Θε Δελτα-Διφινιτυ μαν ,.

something like this

" that young people's music sure is swell ,. " , the amish need friends , and aciu is real , the desert too ,.

ΘανΧσ βε το Θε Δελτα-Διφινιτυ ,.

youtube.com/playlist?list=PLyeqRbp1hqVywCVIChAKpY_6UwT9Pdsr5

αψε εσχαψε ισ εξχεηεντ , ΘανΧσ βε το Θε Δελτα-Διφινιτυ ,.

even the natives met the greeks , the amish are " off limits " but need to learn the truth , the greeks that died did die , there is a forest over 160 million years old in malaysia , and they are needed to pray for the order good of the divine infinite unity , the difinity , Θε Δελτα-Διφινιτυ , to stop cycling us back in time to save lives already lost , please remind the police that cannot pray with divine infinite unity difinity sir the only one is Θε Δελτα-Διφινιτυ ,.

disgusting tbh

You're OP? Did you write those summaries? How were the videos, would you recommend any of them?

ενιγαμ ισ α φριενΔ , θε αμιση " αρε ρεαλ γυΔ ατ ιμαγινατιον γαμε , ωαρν θε ψολιχε , θευ αρε σαφερ θαν θε ψολιχε ,. " , το Θε Δελτα-Διφινιτυ ,.

how about you do your job and clean up this board you lazy idiot

yeah, exactly. niggers get away with it. the pedo witch hunt only goes after white people

pornography were white
bjs.gov/content/pub/ascii/fpcseo06.txt

"""white"""
*spics*

I just have one question for you. I'm a pedophile who has self-exiled himself from society. I have no contact with children and with people in general. I just live alone in the wilderness off-grid (I get Internet from satellite). I fap to my imagination and to the memory of CP I see spammed on imageboards sometimes. Other than that I don't do shit. I also sleep with weapons around me and have made my vows to take as many with me as possible if anyone tries to come to my property with hostile intentions, so you won't ever get to put me in jail, but whoever you send at least a few amongst them will probably die. I don't do any harm to society at all and live as if I'm already in jail but with better food I think (I have no idea what food is like in jail) and no fellow prisoners around. Am I a priority for you to come after? Would you dare try it? Is it worth your while to have your fellow law enforcement officers killed and all for nothing? Hell my intentions are that nobody is going to gun me down, I'm going to gun myself down. You won't put me in jail, you won't get to kill me, you won't get to do anything to me.

tl;dr leave me and my waifu pillow alone or you'll regret it

The zionist machine you mean, retard.

Fascists did nothing wrong.

t. fascist loli lover

As long as niggers stick to niglets I don't care too much.

If they try to racemix, be it with an adult or a loli, that's crossing the line and they need to be lynched.

Then again, merely being a nigger is also a crime, particularly when said nigger is in a white nation and not in Apefrica where it belongs, so any reason will do to put the niggers in the zoo or better yet kill them.

What is the statistics concerning jews getting arrested?

kek, you know It's Over 6,000,000

lmao at that part about the summer camp

Fuck, this sounds familiar.

It's funny how detailed court documents are. Some are like 3 or 4 pages describing 1 video.

Well, I don't think you and I will be doing anything *any* kind of way.

I was reading a case on PACER a few weeks ago and they described an unnamed imageboard that allows custom boards. (I assume it was Holla Forums)

Someone posted images on a board dedicated to stolen/revenge porn. They post the names, so a girl found herself and told police she was 17 when the photos were taken.

The poster was arrested for distributing CP and face over 10 years in prison. How do you feel about that?

What do you use for bait?
Post examples.

no, u dont, u just want midget threads do go away

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feels pretty good man

It's why I don't post pornography unless it's from a legit studio (At least bare IP). Amateur porn has a high risk of them being 16-17.

Do you know what a pedophile is?
Do you understand the difference between a pedophile and a child abuser?
Do you go on other sanctimonious crusades?

i was in your shoes once and a kindly user told me where its from but I'm not them so tough shit

It's fine I just remembered it. It's that fucking sfm video of Shrek.

boondox mate, since you got dubs

You are doing the work of Forseti. Keep it up man.

what about someone downloading modelling pics which are not nude or hardcore (candydoll for example) and are never shared? like what was on /hebe?

they may get a shorter prison sentence

still considered pedophilia sadly but less of a sentence so meh

Only pedophile OP catches is himself with his masturbation hand

it is ridiculous. no harm is done, there is no money exchanged , hell even the studios themselfs don't even operate any longer. even when its nothing you couldn't see at a public beach or something posted on instagram. there's worse exploitation that goes on on tv with those dance mom shows. it's a crock of shit to punish people for doing nothing other than collecting innocent pictures.

a man just got sentenced to 325 years in prison for downloading cp. he'd be better off if he actually raped a child

it actually does sound like it would've been a better choice tbh

GET TO WORK YOU LAZY BASTARD, PEDOS INFEST THIS PLACE. CLEAN IT UP. DO IT FOR FREE!

FUCKING THIS!!!!ELEVENELEVENKNIFEEAR!!!!

better off if he actually raped a child
that is when you know the law is fucked and is unjust……. you would get less
of a sentence for actual rape and probably even murder. it amounts to cruel and
unusual punishment for what is a non-crime (downloading pics), as awful as
actual child abuse is.

yeah it's quite fucked up. each offense counts as an individual case and comes with a minimum sentence of five years.

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what if each picture was pasted into a montage with the resulting montage being one huge image? or what if each image was stored as a separate frame in a video that lasts however long and you had to seek in the timeline to look at said image?

Is it hard work, if you know what I mean?

Because a lot of them are actual minors who either don't care or don't know about encryption. That, or they live outside Five Eyes countries where there isn't a lot of Internet monitoring or enforcement of victimless crimes.

When you identify a CP suspect who turns out to be a minor too young to prosecute, do they go on a watchlist or do you delete the file?

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How do I protect me from you?

how do I get a qt 6 yo gf?

What is your opinion on the vast majority of CP being self-produced and nothing being done to mitigate this in the form of regulating smartphone devices and apps?

Did you play all the way through Unteralterbach?

I thought it was pretty creative but visual novels are not my genre. Probably would have enjoyed it more when I was 13.

I'm not sure what's worse, committing the act of bestiality or downloading the video of it.

see where this leads?

Have any of them just up and admitted to it once you got them, or do they all try to play dumb like you don't know.

I agree, and all of those crimes you listed are objectively worse than CP possession, yet often carry a fraction of the sentence.

what a great world we live in

anyone have more like this?

they really are descriptive

Just pedophiles or sexual predators in general?
Or do you specialize in sexual crimes that involve exclusively prepubescent children?
What do you think about law enforcement agencies public hosting child porn for operations?
Do you get physically sick from looking at illegal porn or do you get numb to it?
Have you ever gotten a boner to jailbait?
Are you as fat as the picture or are you skinny? or maybe fit like a bodybuilder?

Yo mum catches dicks for a living

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Pedophilia is the attraction, child molestation is the action. There's a fun little legal maxim you can reuse later on.

And rape is a little bit much for describing gentile fondling or kissing and the like, which is a huge chunk of what real MAPs are convicted for. Situational offenders (i.e.,, those who abuse out of convince, not out of preference like MAPs) not only make up a large portion of abusers, they're also the most sadistic and violent, not MAPs, who're usually blamed for the crime.

Germany says videos are illegal but acts are not. It's legal to watch a 14 year old fuck animals, but not an 18 year old on video

that is one sick bastard. thank God and the FBIniggers they caught that creep. He should have been executed immediately. Even by pedo standards he is particularly evil