MIDGETS ARE GRANNIES, 2ND TRIMESTER HOTTEST TRIMESTER

I'M SERIOUSLY TIRED OF MODS NOT DOING THEIR JOB OF DELETING ALL THESE GRANNY THREADS.

BTW PIC IS MY HOT GF, SHE JUST SENT ME A SONOGRAM, SHIT WAS SO CASH.

fucking hot. pic of feet?

FUCK YOU OP, FERTILIZED EGGS ARE GAY BECAUSE THEY HAD SPERM ALL OVER THEM. GAY.

ONLY FAGS DATE FERTILIZED CELLS. CHECK OUT MY GIRLFIREND. 100% FEMALE, NO GROSS MAN SPERM ANYWHERE NEAR IT.

Ah. OP had this planned out. Alright, let's let him do his thing and see if he can humour anyone.

WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO LOOK AT OLD WRINKLED GRANNY FEET? YOU SHOULD DATE ALL WOMAN CELL LIKE I DO THIS IS WHERE I MET MY GIRL.

I'LL CHECK YOUR DUBS BUT ALSO TELL YOU I HAD NOTHING PLANNED OUT. MAYBE THIS WAS GOD'S PLAN. I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS WHEN I SAW HER, YEAH I SAW HER, SHE WAS GOING IN THROUGH THE OUT DOOR.

I MEAN LOOK AT HOW SHE STANDS OUT IN A CROWD.

I'M PRETTY SURE SHE IS A VIRGIN TOO.

SHE LIVES IN HER MOM'S HOUSE RIGHT NOW (SOMETHING ELSE WE HAVE IN COMMON) BUT SOON I'LL GET A JOB AND WE WILL GET A PLACE OF OUR OWN.

WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSE TO BE

As pretty as she is ? I can GUARANTEE you she has touched another man's penis before. Roasties, dude. They're all the same

DUDE, DON'T YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT WOMEN? THAT IS AN OVARY. WHY WOULD YOU WAIT AROUND FOR SOME SLUT BLASOCYT, DIVIDING LIKE A WHORE FOR EVERYONE TO SEE, WHEN YOU COULD DATE A SWEET LITTLE EGG? I BET YOU NEVER DATED A GIRL WITH LESS THAN A MILLION CELLS. THOSE COUGARS WILL JUST GIVE YOU STDS AND JOLLY RANCHERS. THE ONLY PURE LOVE YOU CAN HAVE IS WITH A SINGLE FEMALE CELL.

THE ANCIENT GREEKS KNEW BETTER THAN OUR CURRENT PURITANICAL SOCIETY.

i bet she's a trap

FIRST PICTURE IS WHAT I MEANT TO POST.

SECOND PIC IS HER OLDER SLUT OF A SISTER. I BET YOU GO FOR GIRLS LIKE THAT, LIKE THE CUCK YOU ARE, ALL COVERED IN SPERMS.

YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS OF OUR PURE LOVE FOR EACH OTHER. SHE REALLY GETS ME. MULTICELLUAR GIRLS JUST WANT RICH CHADS BUT RENEE ISN'T MATERIALISTIC AT ALL. SHE DOESN'T EVEN WANT A RING

PROBABLY. HOW CAN YOUR TRUST A GIRL WITH THAT MANY CELLS? SHE PROBABLY STARTED HRT IN THE FIRST TRIMESTER

SEE HOW SHE IS COVERING UP HER ADAMS APPLE WITH THE UMBILICAL CORD? TYPICAL TRICKS.

NOT LIKE MY GIRL. NOT A DECEITFUL BONE IN HER BODY.

Bro i think she lied about her number of chromosomes

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So at what age it becomes illegal for a fetus to pose naked?

yes

WE'VE NEVER REALLY TALKED BUT I CAN TELL SHE LOVES ME.


YOU CAN'T KEEP US FROM BEING HAPPY TOGETHER! YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS OF OUR LOVE.

FETUSES ARE GRANNIES FOR GAY HOMOS.

STOP POSTING GRANNIES. THEY ARE STILL OLD DRIED UP WRINKLE BAGS OF BILLIONS OF WHORE CELLS. EVEN IF THEY ARE ON SLIDES.


THIS IS WHAT REAL WOMEN LOOK LIKE ON SLIDE.