Girlfriend Petname

dropje. its dutch for that black candy that's rolled up, don't know what its called. licorish or something.

also call her prinses when she's getting too sassy.

don't go out and search for names. let it grow organically. it's a personal thing, if its forced its gonna feel weird.

Yeah see she had a pet name but it caught on so well that everyone calls her that now so its just become her name now. I've told her I'm going to give her a new one for fun.

don't tell her you dope. just do it.
what was her pet name

I think it's ok to tell her.

Everyone calls her Lala now.

and I think it isnt. its gonna make it forced. just start calling her something else. don't ask for her permission. don't ask if she "likes" it. pick a name that you like, and call her that. end of story. fuck sake

alright alright

is she a redhead? just call her "Red"

Change it up a bit, call her "Loli"

She is right now, but not naturally.

Red might not work, its the old woman from Orange is the new Black.

Boo Boo Kitty Fuck

I just say her name. got a pretty deep tremble voice (am a singer in my free time). gets her wet every time

This one, OP. this one

i call my girlfriends niggers and they never said no to sex yet

prison girlfriends doesn't count

Use her sister's name

And her fathers name as a nickname for yourself

Shit that's fucking brutal

cuntwhore

Lefty.

that works for me. I am dating a female dog. Or at least i was for 16 years until lately.

Did she eat chocolate and die?

Cum lapper

Dysnomia

poopgiggle

fuckmeat

Rolling

Rex
Doofus
Whore
xX_Stop_Stealing_My_Money_Xx

chicken head
dollar menu
dick magician
snake charmer
colonel mustard
NASCAR
megatron
freakazoid
butter churn

Mew Mew
Kitten
Bunny
Goblet [ie cum gobbler]

sugartits

babycakes

Sperm Bank [she doesn't enjoy it when I call her this in front of her church friends]

Pinkie Pie

Also "P.P." - short for "Prolapse Pal"

I call my girlfriend a face artist. I learned the term listening to a podcast about serial killers, apparently in like the 40's, face artist was a term in prison for someone exquisitely good at sucking dick, and my girlfriend is fucking magic at it.

She knows what the term means as I've told her the story, and she doesn't mind it or her nicer pet names, and likes being told she's things like my personal slut, my cumdump, etc, but unfortunately face artist doesn't sound as cool as I'd like it too. If only there was some really awesome term for someone incredibly good at giving head I could call her.

Boo Hoo the Hippo

Anal Angel

Bumblefuck

Commie

Just refer to her as "woman" in a quick, sharp tone.

Tweenage Muppet Fuck.

cunt

whats "too cute"?

her mothers name
any name, thats not hers

Annie

You fuck her in the ass while repeating:
Annie are you ok?
Are you okay annie?

BooBooKittyFuck

wet hole

Dick sleeve
Fuck face
Bitch

I just call her my moms' name