Good afternoon, sir. May I see your ticket, please?

good afternoon, sir. May I see your ticket, please?

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Very funny, sir. Now may I see your ticket, please?

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I'm an Islamic transnigger and you're making me feel unsafe.

Alright, that's in order, sir, thank you. Have a nice Journey

Calm down, sir. That feeling is mutual. Now how about you stay right where you are and a nice police officer will come to talk to you, alright? Don't make any sudden movements.

*cough*

Sir, may I strongly suggest you cover your mouth while coughing?

Ticket, please.

I'll have you know I am a sovereign citizen and you are impeding my right to travel right now.

Sir, I'm not going to ask you again. May I see your ticket or would you rather be escorted to the station on a police mare to sort this out?

my bad mate

i always cum when i cough

ALLAHU AKBAR!

o O (I'm not showing my ticket to that nipple head. This is still a free country.)

That's illegal you can't do that, I have a right to free travel and you're impeding on it right now. You are on recording.

OH MY -

BOOOOOM BANG POOOUGHKKK KAPOOOOOOW

sorry mates, we're all dead. Thank you for playing.

/thread

well at least we're not racist

refugees welcome!

I'm still waiting for some mudskin to take out Big Ben or Parliament. It's been years, they already own London, what are they waiting for?

they don't want to damage the infrastructure, they just want to kill all the white people. no point conquering a place if you're just going to break all the neat stuff that's already there.

they do go after statues though. they're currently trying to erase cecil rhodes from history.

'yallah, I have surbibed de attack, inch'allah! Death to all infidels!!

The bombing was a false flag attack. The real culprit is the state and Judeo-Abrahamic-Masonic-Banksterism.

Do not let them divide us!

Sir, are you alright? Would you mind coming right this way so we can collect a spit sample real quick?

this thread was funny

Was?

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you missed out the part where they claim all the neat stuff was build by them in the first place

Puh!

You may also take down my sexuality as polyamorous or genderqueer and my marital status as 'open relationship'.

Some people call this junk. Me? I call it treasure

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FUCK U FBI NIGGER

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