Do you know any good racist jokes?

do you know any good racist jokes?

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What do you call a black man in a suit?

The defendant

How to make racist jokes.
Standard Template:
Despite the good intention and overall fairness of the result, you will still likely be considered a racist for telling this joke. In that case I recommend the following:
Despite being far more racist than the previous template by definition, you're safe saying this. Remember: it's not racist if it's white people, because white people are evil!

Don't be racist.
Racism is a crime and crime is for black people.

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i like those.

how does a black woman know when she's pregnant ?
when she pull out her tampon and find the cotton missing

few more

I'm not actually from Canada though. I don't know why every time we get flags I get leaf despite being a burger.

A jewish girl asks her grandfather to borrow $50.
"Forty dollars?", he says, "What makes you think I got thirty dollars? Help, I'm being robbed of my last twenty dollars!"

there was a picture of this joke but I couldn't find it :(

Wite ppl cnt jump or dance tbh

The reason black people are so musical and rhythmatic is because they sang while farming cotton

Make jokes all you want white boi fags, i'll just fuck your girl.

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I just don't understand

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Is this a PA request shill?

niggers are really smart

t.nigger

I'm really close to there. Do you like to be tickled?

Here you go, have a few.

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Niggers are excellent coal to be burn for eletricity.

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The president of the United States of America.

How many jews can you fit in an oven?
not enough

racist jokes are funny only because they are true

What do you call a black woman who's had 10 abortions? A crime fighter!

Stand back my niggas I got you

This is such an awfully-racist thread. I hope it gets deleted soon.

I am so Liberal, even I offend myself.

Why did the nigger cross the road?
Because the other side was free.

Why did the nigger cross the road?
To get out of jail.

Sorry, that's all I got

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oooh
right in the crack
one of jim's secrets, is it?

edgy racist faggot so funny xd, gotta post racewar shit everyday right? 1488!!! secure future for hwite chillun!!

Someone seems butthurt, have some more you saging faggot.

A nigger and a spic are in a car. Who's driving?

the cops

An American, an Englishman, a Mexican, and a German walk into the bar. The bartender says that whites get half off drinks. He discounts the American, the Mexican, and the German. The Englishman asks why he doesn't get a discount. The barman says "oy vey, Anglos aren't white!".

Why do Jews have such big noses?
Air is still free.

A black college grad walks into a bar.

What starts with N and ends with R and is something you should never call a black person?
Neighbour

Have you heard how copper wire was invented?
Two Jews fighting over a penny

I once had to talk to a jew and he was telling me how he almost physically fought with another jew over 10p coin in front of a supermarket. The other jew gave up on the coin instead.

An Irishman & a Texan are at a farming conference, & the Texan is shocked when the Irishman tells him how many acres he farms.
"Why," says the Texan, "I git on muh tractor, and head out, and it takes me pert' near all day to get the the edge of muh smallest field!"
"Aye!" says the Irishman, "We have a great many tractors like that in Ireland."

I don't get it.

Irish detected

What do you call two niggers fuckin?

Fucking niggers.

What's the worst thing about being a black Jew?

Sitting in the back of the oven.

How do you starve a nigger?

You hide his welfare check under his work boots.

How many niggers does it take to run a business?
Who knows? It's never been tried

Didja hear about the helicopter the Italians invented?

The big blade goes "Wop wop wop wop wop" and the little one goes "Guinea guinea guinea guinea guinea."