Fishing

Daniel Rivera
Daniel Rivera

when was the last time you went fishing?

Gabriel Kelly
Gabriel Kelly

dataming thread do not reply

Jeremiah Howard
Jeremiah Howard

Chief, what information will we be gathering today?
Today, we will be gathering information on the last time a bunch of losers on a dead imageboard went fishing.
…and how does this get us closer to finding the missing children?

Xavier Collins
Xavier Collins

be me
be 17
Dad wants to go fishing all year
i hate the outdoors
it is his birthday
says we are going out for breakfast
tricks me and we start driving to a fishing spot
we are there for nearly 14 hours
he is drinking the whole time
we catch nothing
ends up with us going home and he is angry and yelling at me for no apparent reason
picks me up and throws me against the wall
chokes me out until i pass out
wake up to him crying
i'm hungry as fuck
he gives me $40 and tells me to get us something to eat
go to McDonalds and get us some burgers and nuggets and fries
come back home
he eats then passes out on the floor
i eat in my room and am crying the whole time
lock my door and barricade the door before I go to sleep just in case

A few months after that he wanted us to try hunting. Pretty sure he was going to kill me or had plans to. Since then I don't go anywhere with him

I ordered my McDonalds food crying the whole time but kept saying I was okay and the employees were freaking the fuck out

Hudson Jenkins
Hudson Jenkins

That's hilarious. This would make a good plot for a comedy.

James Cruz
James Cruz

I'm glad my alcoholic father and my painful past was funny to you

Alexander Allen
Alexander Allen

It's comedy gold, thanks for sharing.

Colton Evans
Colton Evans

honestly it was funny to me too cuz alcoholics are hilariously manic depressive pathetic . my dad a dope fiend so he was pathetic in a similar way, not as rage-like tho

Owen Gonzalez
Owen Gonzalez

You were probably bitching and moaning the entire 14 hours, that's why he beat the shit out of you. You deserved it tbh

Grayson Parker
Grayson Parker

never thought of it like that
am I what drove my father to the bottle?
am i a failure of a son?

Jack Long
Jack Long

am I what drove my father to the bottle?
Yeah, he realized he raised a sissy faggot and decided to drown himself with alcohol

Juan White
Juan White

too long ago.

kek

Brandon Edwards
Brandon Edwards

am i a failure of a son?
on Holla Forums
user, I…

Cameron Gomez
Cameron Gomez

time to pick school sport
fishing is available, if you can get +8 to join
gather interest
we never caught anything that entire year
i still hear sisyphus laughing

Liam Jenkins
Liam Jenkins

we never caught anything that entire year
unlikely

Hudson Rodriguez
Hudson Rodriguez

that's why it was so bullshit
i don't think that pond we went to even had fish

Jayden Ortiz
Jayden Ortiz

a whale ago heh heh

btw i know whales are mammals, stfu

Carson Smith
Carson Smith

I went catfishing once, but I only caught a lazy-eyed nigger.

Brayden Butler
Brayden Butler

16 years ago?

Hunter Nguyen
Hunter Nguyen

A month ago. Didn't catch shit

Levi Hughes
Levi Hughes

Last Sunday. Love fishing. Will hopefully rip some lips this weekend.

Alexander Gutierrez
Alexander Gutierrez

17 and crying. I bet you like anime too.

Grayson Peterson
Grayson Peterson

LMAO. also
hi, i'm user and i have a vagina
i like you user

Owen Carter
Owen Carter

rip some lips
fug, you reminded me
be kid
dad takes me out fishing
he teaches me fuck all but how to cast the line
catch nothing, just lose bait all the time
play fishing game
you lose the fish if you don't yank on the line
brilliant.jpg
next time, get nibble and yank as hard as i can again and again and again
there's blood in the water and a fish barely hanging onto the hook

James Lopez
James Lopez

I actually just picked up fishing OP. I went last weekend. I saw the sunrise and caught a bluegill. Fishing is comfy as fug. :DDD

Asher Powell
Asher Powell

I consider myself a fisher of men

Hunter Hernandez
Hunter Hernandez

probably when i was 15 with my dad. i'm 27 now

Austin Martin
Austin Martin

where is the gif of the dude holding a fish, and the parasite comes out on his hand

Michael Rogers
Michael Rogers

that shit is why i don't like fishing

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