So… I know everyone has given up on the event, because we already know Tony "dies" in it and Miles is fine and… honestly, no one can even pretend to care what happens to Carol or how long the Cap Hydra thing goes on. It's all pointless and anything interesting or actually emotional was covered in some side book. It's the cash grabbiest cash grab to ever cling to cash, and even that got pulverized by DC Rebirth books.
But, fuck it, I want to read how shit this is, and I want to take as many of you guys with me as possible. I'll be reading this with you as I post pages, so expect actual confusion and frustration with me as we go. Starting off with issue 7 of the main book, feel free to add in any tie ins you feel like.
Leo Ross
I didn't actually read Old Man Logan, so I don't know if this is that or some other world where Hulk has cannibal hillbilly kids… eitherway, fuck this retarded crap. Are they fishing for old TPB sales now? I have to assume they're going to shuffle Ulysses off into some other dimension/timeline at this point, or he'll be able to pick one where he's not an Inhuman and doesn't have to deal with all these faggots. I mean, there isn't really many other ways to end future crime shit if he stays in 616, so it seems like the solution Bendis is shooting for.
Also, I forgot on the cover above… the sloppy coloring on Captain Marvel is hilarious. Like the colorist tried to jokingly draw a nipple for her, but not where it would actually go. It's extra weird because a flatter coloring technique would probably have looked better anyway.
Tyler Harris
They're really getting their money's worth out of that Miles killing Cap double page spread. I mean, it was in last issue, it was in at least one tie in, maybe more. I think Wolverine is about to tell Ulysses all the Inhumans sailed West to the Undying Lands or some shit (or I guess they're all dead in his timeline?)
Christian Rodriguez
Wait, does he mean the Inhumans went to Jersey, or they are currently standing in a desert that was Jersey?
I think the only thing that will matter from this event is making a big collage of all the different hairstyles Carol has. It seriously seems to do whatever the fuck it wants, and I know some artists are changing it from page to page, panel to panel on purpose.
Hunter Foster
Somehow she just keeps looking more and more like a dyke as this goes on.
Adrian Wilson
this is not a accident
Ryan Carter
Okay, so future Logan is an asshole who decides to be vague even though an idiot who has seen half the shit he's seen should know a time traveler when he sees on. I mean, shit, don't introduce the idea that "Ulysses can just see someone in the future and ASK THEM WHAT'S GOING ON" and then throw a "He must not win…" MK9 bullshit riddle at him. "Her" could mean anyone Bendis pulls out of his ass.
And this last panel looks like the start of a some gay shit. If Steve fucks Miles does that make him "whitened"? I don't know all the lingo for interacial, age gap gay sex.
And seriously, considering the track record of being a fucking idiot that Carol has in just this event, what are the chances of her backing down now?
Nathan Clark
The only competent thing they can do is make her more and more dyke like. The real priorities.
Aiden Watson
This whole thing can be somewhat redeemed if Cap relieves his Nazi status and curbstomps Miles right there and now.
Bentley Richardson
I'll admit, Carol's sash think can look pretty cool, but it'll never be quite as cool as her original scarf.
So, is this finally when it turns into pure retard Millar style punching eachother to death for no reason? Because, if we're finally getting to this shit anyway, why even spend like 5 full issues doing NOTHING to lead up to it? They set up all those times to build up this Tony/Carol friendship that no one cared about before this, and now he's got Carolbuster armor.
Bentley King
It really does look like cap is about to step up and pound miles tight young boypussy
Josiah Thompson
Bendis would only let a black daddy like Cage fuck his self insert.
Parker Garcia
So they blow the whole place up, almost killing Cap in the blast. And… wait… is that the fight? Is that it? Tony dressed up like a giant Rhodey and then forced Carol to blow a whole through his chest? Brilliant strategy.
I wonder how they'll retcon away Carol's pure stupidity during this whole event right before her movie.
Ian James
Cage ain't no faggot But with bendis anything is possible
Blake Phillips
I'm sorry but I can't read this anymore. I can't be associated with this travesty.
Thomas Robinson
Rhodey gets punched the fuck out by Thanos (who I think is STILL sitting in a cell) and now Tony gets punched the fuck out by Carol. It flows. It rhymes. It makes me sick to my stomach seeing what American comics have become.
Owen Hall
As an Iron Man fan, I wanted to point out how little emotion I feel for all this. Bendis has been writing the Iron Man books (even the ones that come after Tony dies) to be boring as shit. And even seeing Tony's destroyed helmet on the ground and knowing he's ACTUALLY dead next issue isn't as impactful as when I first read issue #230, near the end of the Armor Wars, when Iron Man was blown to bits by a nuke.
And why is Cap being Hydra never addressed in the main book? It's note like it's a secret, so if it ends up being important, how can they just not go into it in the main book? In the end will that vision from Ulysses actually not matter/be saved for some stupid shit after the event?
Thanos has a new book that came out a week or two ago. He's back in space, so… good job Carol. You gave free room and board to a guy known for multiple acts of genocide.
Landon Allen
Holy fuck, it's even made with shitty 3D models. No wonder this went over everyone's head.
Anthony Thompson
As an entirely standalone issue, I actually thought this wasn't bad. However that was only because of the Cap-Spidey moments which were kind of nice.
Jace Russell
Yeah, the Cap/Miles stuff ain't bad. Ulysses got even more focus this issue than ever, but he's still not really a character.
Oh, and if Ultimates 2 is set after Civil War, then Carol is alive. Well, considering it's a new series, I have to assume that Carol is fine throughout. I don't really feel like storytiming it, but if someone else does: Why is the cover like this? I mean…WHY IS THE COVER LIKE THIS????
Elijah Bailey
Tony's not dead. It was a piloted suit, she nailed the reactor, it's going to blow and kill cap, and Miles will be holding his body in anguish. And the Hydra/Cap story line will be completely fucking dropped
Oliver Gutierrez
I expect nothing and I'm still disappointed.
Andrew Wright
They deleted the lineart layer by mistake?
Dominic Butler
Maybe. It does look like parts of it are fully drawn normally. Either there was a fuck up, someone wanted to experiment and everything went wrong, or the artist didn't have time to finish and just said "I'm sure the colorist can handle the rest!".
Jordan Brown
I'll storytime it, though I don't think that the issue itself will have the answers you seek. Judging by the first few pages, I think the writer is cribbing off Multiversity for the overall plot.
Aaron Perez
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Tyler Perry
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Tyler Hall
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Joshua Foster
More like Bendis would never let his young bull get emasculated by a FUCKING WHITE MALE.
Easton Hall
P O T T E R Y
Jordan Ramirez
Is it me or is the shading on Rambeau a bit off.
Joseph Young
So… the entirety of Civil War 2 was Carol wasting time that would have been better spent actually taking care of big problems? Big problems like Eternity being chained up?
I hope that fucker on the preview page is just throwing words around and that's not THE Ulitmate universe. Cause that whole thing was a fucking dumpster fire and I'd rather forget it. Bring back the Mangaverse before you bring that shit back around.
Julian Powell
The art has a weirdness to it, but the coloring has a super weirdness to it. I don't know what they're going for with it, honestly. I just find it off-putting.
Julian Nguyen
Yep, that's the third time we've seen balack spidey killing a "nazi".
God damn, Logan, will you stand still and look me in the eyes when I'm talking to you?! You've already made 8 turns from me to horse and back!
Jonathan Johnson
Storytime Now!
Grayson Johnson
Given that every time Anti-Man uses his powers it looks like a CG effect, I'm guessing it's just a quick, sloppily-done coloring job.
As was established multiple times over the course of Civil War II, Carol Danvers is not very good at her job.
That's the Reed Richards of the Ultimate Marvel universe, so it really could go either way. That said, his wiki page says his ultimate goal at the moment is to remerge all of the different Marvel universes together in order to better prepare them for some big, upcoming conflict, so it probably has something to do with that, instead.
Robert Cox
Where do I grind the part blueprints for this Warframe?
Dominic Morris
Oh God another event title already?
Austin Jones
One being planned and written by Al Ewing, the guy who's writing Ultimates^2, but yes, Marvel has a major event addiction. There are several more events planned before we get to Ewing's, for that matter.
Adrian Hall
It never ends and Marvel never learns. They need to shrivel up and die already.
Samuel Russell
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Ayden Gray
But that's wrong, Bendis, you fucking retard. You just offed Banner a few issues ago and didn't She-Hulk die (and then not die?) How the fuck can Banner forcibly rape She-Hulk to produce his inbred hulk children if HE'S DEAD?
Zachary Young
What the fuck?
Carter Butler
I get that characters, particularly flawed ones, will do things that are dumb from a meta perspective but make sense for them in character. All I'm getting from this confrontation, though, is that everyone involved is an idiot.
Luis Wood
JUST FUCKING END IT. I HAVE LONG AGO GIVEN UP HOPE FOR IT TO BE SALVAGEABLE. FUCKING PUT THIS THING OUT OF ITS MISERY
Nathaniel Hernandez
Man fuck Bendis. Anyways, how would this entire fucking event have gone if Black Bolt were still around? Would it have been this retarded?
Gabriel Morris
I want to go back to 2011 when NigSpiderman was first introduced. If I showed the Holla Forums of back then this, they wouldnt believe it was made. Better yet, they wouldn't believe it was a major plot point in THE major Marvel event of 2016.
Daniel Butler
So if Tony Stark wins the Inhumans fuck off? Jesus now I know who I'm rooting for!
Samuel Johnson
It's like they're trying to ape Alex Ross with a fraction of the talent necessary for that
Juan Bennett
Who are you trying to fool here guys?
Brayden Martinez
What a bastard. He's holding the Ultimate universe in his hands and he doesnt have the common decency to fucking tear it in half, take a shit on it, and set it on fire? What a jerk.
Charles Hughes
Maybe Hulk gets revived as just the Hulk with no Banner to humanize him… fuck I don't know.
Tyler Turner
FOR FUCK'S SAKE! MARVEL MAKES ME PHYSICALLY ANGRY!
Eli Allen
Why the fuck. That goes against everything they set Galactus up to be. There is an imbalance in the cosmos now, there is no destroyer. They're fucking with their own rules.
Jaxon Mitchell
From what I've seen, the opening story arc for the first Ultimates series was about transforming Galactus from cosmic destroyer to bringer of life. Then everything got sidetracked by Civil War II and Ewing had to spend half of every issue cleaning up after every retarded decision Bendis had Captain Marvel make.
It might be worth it for someone to storytime those early Ultimates issues, just to see if they figure out some way to reconcile that particular problem instead of pretending it doesn't exist.
Colton Gray
It just doesn't make sense. There is no way they can cause it to make sense.
Galactus hungers. He needs to consume the life energy of worlds, or he dies. So where does the power of Galactus the Lifebringer come from? Surely he'd need even more energy to fucking create planets. And what of Cosmic balance? The 3 faces of the living Tribunal were necessity (eternity), Vengeance (Death) and Equity, which was supposed to be represented by Galactus who ensured life was not infinitely expanding. Who does that now? And now that the Living Tribunal is dead, why the fuck didn't the facets that represented his faces die with him? Why doesn't Galactus take more powerful heralds from alien worlds instead of some really mediocre earth heroes? Why does nothing make any fucking sense at all?
Christian Ramirez
We'd be here all day to explain that.
Jose Watson
Okay wait now apparently Adam Warlock is the Living Tribunal, and he actually spoke with the One-Above-All (whose name they fucking forgot and fucked up) and talked him into repairing things?
You know what fuck Marvel there are no rules anymore.
Nolan Stewart
Can you at least tell me if DC Rebirth is good? I don't want everything to be trash.
Gavin Jackson
What's going to be worse is having these very same interns replace Bendis for the Epic Crossover Comic Events…
Luis Morris
I mean the one-above-all already apparently alternates between a male and female form, because even androgynous omnipotent gods have to be gender-equal.
Alexander Smith
DC Rebirth is about 50/50 between good titles, and titles that are less-than-good. So far, I think Harley Quinn is probably the only title they've got out at the moment that's as bad as Civil War II and its associated tie-ins are, though. And that's mostly because it's a comedy series that employs Adam Sandler-tier humor, rather than any overall plot, pacing or continuity problems.
Chase Rivera
I'm 100% sure someone copypasted too many Morrison's scripts for Galactus' dialogue
Ethan Morales
it's sad being the only person alive who remembers this guy
Charles Carter
He is around.
He's just no longer the king and he lets someone else sleep in his bed with his wife.
Josiah Cooper
So Black Bolt got cucked?
Grayson Morris
So at this point Carol is the greatest threat the Avengers have ever faced.
Brayden Fisher
She kind of represents the SJW bullshit Marvel are pushing, so it makes sense.
Andrew Ross
Oh yeah, by the way, Death of X is out, everyone.
As predicted, the event that was supposed to show how the world came to view Cyclops as worse than Hitler was instead all about how the Inhumans are a bunch of assholes, and Scott Summers didn't actually do anything wrong.
Aaron Collins
What are they trying to tell us?
Joseph Phillips
Fuck if I know. I've got the entirety of Death of X on my computer right now, though, if anyone would be interested in a storytime.
Easton Mitchell
Is it so bad it's entertaining?
Kayden Brown
Isn't Scott just the new mutant Che Guevara because Emma Frost is a fucking psycopath and allowed Scott to be killed just to get rid of inhumans? When are they going to get rid of mutants once and for all instead of just tainting them, killing them and making them suffer? They already tainted my lovely Jubilee.
Brody Watson
I've never been a good judge of that sort of thing, so I'll just storytime the final issue, and let you make the call on whether or not it would be worth putting up the rest.
Wyatt Walker
Something along those lines, yes.
Dylan Cooper
wtf did they do to Crystal? Jesus christ
Lincoln Gonzalez
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Sebastian Gray
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Eli Kelly
What's wrong with Emma's face?
Easton Johnson
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Andrew Martin
They are bullet proof.
Joseph Roberts
Who's Alchemy and what did he do?
Thomas Morgan
You mean the strained look and the nosebleed she's getting? That's actually related to the plot.
Alexander Thompson
I have no idea what happened in this comic. Is Frost lying or something?
Jayden Green
How did Havok get scarred like two-face?
Levi Morris
And this is the end of it, anons. Including a plot twist that people were calling starting from issue #2.
And even if you ignore that plot twist, what does the world think Cyclops did? All these months of hype, all these Marvel comics characters talking about how he committed some great atrocity, and this is it.
Cyclops did nothing wrong.
Alexander Adams
So, what do you guys think. Should I do the first three issues, just to add a little extra context to what happens in the fourth, or is that not really necessary?
David Parker
What a cop out.
Luke Adams
…Does this make sense if you read the first 3 comics?
Jason Collins
I don't get why people would say Cyclops was evil when all he did was get "obliterated" by Black Bolt. This whole thing feels messed up. It's like Marvel doesn't realize the Inhumans are killing mutants with their terrigen clouds.
Cameron Allen
Seriously why the fuck does Crystal have a goddamned dyke haircut? Why are Marvel making all their women hideously unattractive? [Spoiler]I know why, but I wish I didn't[/Spoiler]
Samuel Wright
I've read the first one so far. It makes some sense.
Cameron Foster
A mutant with the power to transform things into other things. He turned the first Terrigen cloud into something not made of Terrigen.
Everything you thought you saw Cyclops doing was actually Emma psychically projecting the image of Cyclops into the minds of the people around her. Cyclops was dead the whole time.
I haven't been following the X-Men books, so I don't really know.
It should be a little easier to follow if you're having trouble, at least.
David Cook
That's dumb. So a classic character just dies of a nose bleed in a lab without doing anything?
Christian Hall
Nah, he died from M-Pox. Terrigen gas caused him to develop super-cancer, and the tumors closed off his airways and caused him to suffocate to death.
It is one hell of a cop-out, though. We were promised a mini-series showing how Cyclops went off the deep end, committed some great and terrible atrocity, and then went out in a pitched battle with the Inhumans, and instead what we got was the mutant side of this book acting calm and rational the entire time, while the Inhumans were the irresponsible assholes who caused several deaths by putting all of Madrid to sleep without any warning. And then laughed and celebrated because they thought they were helping, even though the city was visibly on fire in several places all around them.
I get the sense that Marvel isn't bothering to put any good writers on the X-Men books. IvX is going to be a pile of shit, and ResurreXion is probably going to be disappointing.
Dylan Reyes
Honestly, from the shit writers at Marvel, the X-Men are probably the ones looking irrational.
Remember Red Skull's immigrant speech? That was completely rational and sounded lifted from a regular European person, but he's a villain because he goes against the SJW bible.
Easton Rivera
from their point of view* I mean.
Kayden Clark
Probably. That last panel did look like they were trying to imply that Emma Frost had snapped, at least.
Brody Young
The X-Men are supposed to represent minorities though…I guess the INhumans are higher on the oppression scale though since they have Ms. Muslim.
Angel Bailey
Exactly, they're not high enough on the progressive stack anymore. It's the same IRL right now, muslims are being treated like a sacred cow by SJWs, nobody else matters anymore.
Wyatt Jackson
So Xmen are the gays and Inhumans are the Muslims?
Jacob Wood
I think we cracked the code. Marvel is anti-gay.
Anthony Rogers
Fighting Kang back in Remender's Uncanny Avengers. I recall it being explicitly stated that surgery couldn't fix it.
Connor Clark
I didn't notice when I just read through it real fast, but now all I can think about is Logan constantly trying to ride away but Ulysses won't let him.
Carter Collins
so when did Carol Danvers become The Sentry?
Andrew Wright
So now Cyclops is V, except his enemy isn't corrupt government, but randomly appearing clouds that cause mutants to die instantly… and for some reason, the fucking Inhumans don't want anyone to do anything about that and are willing to slaughter and kill anyone trying not to die because of their retarded mists?
Jaxson Garcia
Were the Inhumans always this retarded? How did they normally deal with Terrigen mists for their transformation?
Julian Cook
It was somehow controlled, I believe. Like there was a specific chamber that they brought people to so they could be exposed.
Ethan Thompson
They had chambers to safely transform chosen Inhumans. But then Thanos attacked looking for his son and Black Bolt destroyed their city because 'lol y not'. Now the terrigen just floats around and the inhumans don't care.
Dylan Morgan
Even in Agents of Shield they had something similar but it made more sense than this.
Wyatt Adams
Seems Marvel Comics has stopped caring about having competent editors & writers. Welp everybody, the business decline is happening earlier than expected. Enough with the "slow painful death" hyperboles, because that's too fucking redundant now. Let's just endure this shitshow and hope it ends faster. Good night, sweet prince.
Chase Reed
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Liam Gray
Reminder that Marvel is literally trying to kill off the X-men so they don't indirectly give the Fox Xmen movies advertising.
Mason Young
It was originally Marvel's way to reintroduce a bunch of new characters after they skullfucked the mutant race a few times over.
So, it goes like this Make a big deal about bringing mutants back
James Barnes
does he seek the Anti-Life Equation, too?
Owen Allen
it is a meme
David Martinez
His Box has VD.
Benjamin Gonzalez
Black Bolt got BLACKED
Robert Reyes
Fucking shit. I prefer Cyclops even in this state. Even back in the 80's and 90's when he had the best and brightest of Marvel's Xmen under his command he was still supposed to become BETTER. It's a fucking rage for me that he never got that chance. Fucking greedy fuckers at Marvel throw this potential for storytelling away just so they can make some extra dosh on capeshit films.
Easton Reyes
It's like they don't understand why Magneto is triggered that his people are literally getting gassed to death in front of his eyes for the SECOND TIME.
Cooper Allen
If the mist kills innocent people and your priority isn't getting rid of it, then YOU'RE THE BAD GUY. Mutants have every right to be pissed. Inhumans are putting themselves over the lives of mutants to the point were they attack mutants for making the cloud nonlethal.
Frost was right.
Christian Sanchez
So… has there been a point at all in the last few years where a reasonable person would feel the Inhumans were in the right? Are the comic writers just wanting to make any and all characters that have a movie coming up someday into the biggest dickbags possible? Carol's a retard, the Inhumans are all pricks, Black Panther can't even run his country last I checked… and I know it's all going to be set back to a status quo right as the movies hit.
Cameron Morgan
This is too retarded, even for me.
John Sullivan
Ok is he seeing into alternate universes now or has Marvel gone full retard and put Old Man Logan in the main cotinuity?
Cameron Flores
jesus christ emma what did they do to you
Jackson Rogers
…What if I told you it was both?
Julian Adams
When I saw the page, I presume it would be revealed that the cunt is actually useless because he can only see into other realities, not the reality he's actually in.
But, you know, Bendis.
Jeremiah Turner
what the fuck is wrong with marvel writers
Nicholas Ward
I don't even see how people could see Cyclops in a bad light after this stuff. To the outside world it appeared like the X-Men made a potentially dangerous cloud harmless, and then the Inhumans murdered him. I guess the reasoning is that normal humans are less worried about Inhumans because they have a hard cap on how many there will ever be, while mutants could eventually overtake humanity (if they weren't all being killed by clouds that is).
Brandon Martin
This is terrible.
Ryan Long
That's wrong though. Old Man Logan in the X-men comics right now was a version of Old Man Logan from Secret Wars that ended up in the main continuity after shit went down. Bendis is trying to make that alternate reality apparently into an actual future for the main continuity.
Liam James
No less than you deserve.
Eli Morris
Wait, what did Cyclops do wrong?
Brayden Ross
👌
Joshua Rodriguez
He had his movie rights purchased by fox.
Mason Sullivan
In universe? Nothing. In a meta sense, at some point his character made the Marvel writers dislike him, so now he's a bad goy.
Landon Myers
Inhumans are shit. I fucking hate those guys
Nathaniel Gonzalez
You have to think like the authors here man. THEY DON'T HAVE A HEART. They're where they are due to backstabbing and treason. Them writing heroic characters who would sacrifice themselves for others, characters who decided to give themselves for the greater good since day fucking one, are fucking alien to them. They have no way to relate to these characters, let alone write them. So they end up being something that appeals to THEM in their own twisted worldview. Evil is fighting the narrative, heroism is whatever the author likes. Snark and snideness aren't cruelty, they're extra coolness.
Matthew Lee
I want the truth to be revealed. THE INHUMANS HATE THE MUTANTS. Dont pussyfoot around it. Make it canon, the inhumans want to wipe out the Xmen. Make it a fight, let the Xmen go out fighting.
Nolan Morales
It'd be fucking hilarious if it turned out his power is to see into alternate universe's futures and that when he started out the alternate universes were close enough that these predictions could be useful but by pushing his power he's seeing into futures that can't possibly happen in their universe. But that's be far too clever for Marvel and doesn't change that this whole event was retarded.
Asher Hughes
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Colton Thompson
They kind of had something similar in the Ultimates where the alternate universes sometimes converge with the main one for certain events.
Adrian Hall
but they can't turn that into a movie because fox owns the X-men. better to just have the inhumans silently genocide them without ever mentioning them by name so you can use their stories in an inhumans movie later on.
Joseph Lee
No, that's not the truth. The Inhumans don't just hate mutants. They hate humans. They hate aliens. The Inhumans hate everyone who is not an Inhuman.
It's absolutely infuriating, because they could actually play this well if they really wanted. They could make the Inhumans some sort of race of egotistical ubermensch (similar to what they turned the X-Men into a while back) and have the conflict with others grow from there. But the most annoying thing is that they made the Inhumans into those genocidal fucks, but then didn't make any character around them care. Nobody is calling out the Inhumans, nobody is working to stop them, everyone's just like "Oh the Inhumans are genocidal, but that's fine let's leave them be they can do it if they want".
Fuck Marvel. The sheer level of bad writing is more than could ever be done by accident.
Alexander Reed
They'd make for COOL villains/allies in times of need. Bastards who have an ethno-state and go around throwing gas at cities to recruit more into their numbers? A good idea for a villain. But you add in some amount of heroism by making them not retards, and caring to help out in times of need to defend the world? It gives them some depth, but make them pitching in like when Punisher pitches in. "You're a fucking bastard and I shouldn't want your help. But you might make the difference between winning or everyone dying". If Marvel wasnt so money-hungry they'd be a great foil for the Mutants. Both see themselves as the future. Both don't seek power over normal humans for their own reasons, and both are just itching to fight. But no. Now we need to pump out these fuckers. I can't even fucking list any inhumans that get added in anymore. They're just blank fucking slates.
Daniel Rivera
I'd 100% expect the Ultimate Universe to get brought back at some point. It was too popular for too long to keep dead really. Probably won't be for a few years though. 2020 is the 20th anniversary and you know how much Marvel loves anniversaries.
I'd say expect an event that leads to the Ultimate Universe being brought back around then in a form resembling something close to the pre-Ultimatum version though maybe with the X-Men fixed. I'll even go as far as to predict it'll be an event focused on Miles re-learing about the universe and a decision as to whether he'll stay in the 616 or "go back".
They'll go all out on the nostalgia with Bendis/Bagley on the main event book and Millar/Hitch Ultimates tie-in. The other two tie-ins will be X-Men and Fantastic Four and given to the newer voices: Ewing for Fantastic Four, maybe Bunn for the X-Men and some artists like Yildiray Cinar for FF and Dalibor Talajic for X-Men.
Cap this. In 3 years I'll be right.
Andrew Fisher
Art imitating life?
Josiah Campbell
Is Ewing a good writer?
Aiden Roberts
We already established earlier in this thread that Inhumans are a literal allegory for islamist terrorists, but Marvel don't seem to get the connection even though they're the ones making it.
Kevin Lee
He wrote the issue of Ultimates^2 storytimed earlier in this thread, so feel free to decide that for yourself.
Jaxon Garcia
Either the cronyism is huge at Marvel or they pay like absolute shit because a significant amount of the lineart in their comics suck.
Eli Young
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK
THERE ARE NO FUCKING WINDMILLS IN MADRID
we do have giant bull ads, tho
Noah James
jjesus this was stupid and i feel stupider just for reading it
Cameron James
Yep, that's (((Marvel))) alright.
Lucas Thomas
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Liam Jones
But I thought Reed, Sue, & their kids became the Living Tribunal after Secret Wars to recreate new worlds and port the Ultimates Universe characters like Miles & pals into the 616 universe while Molecule Man laid the groundwork to recreate the dead Ultimates heroes into the 616 universe too (that's how miles got his mom back). So is Marvel just shitting their own canon wholesale again or is it just a case of BENDIS for the time being?
Cooper Cook
I was unaware they had done that. What a bunch of retards
Jonathan Thompson
Nah man, in the Old Man Logan miniseries it shows Bruce Banner very distinctly when he confronts Logan. He hulks out, eats Logan, then gets his dumb ass torn in fucking half from the inside by Logan.
Cameron Adams
The became… something. Molecule Man hasn't really done anything more with the Ultimate stuff. Ultimately it's just Bendis and Marvel having no idea what the hell they're doing.