I like my women like I like my cars:
Brand new with no mileage?
50 years old and Swedish
leaking fluid all over your driveway?
Securely locked in my garage.
Too expensive and I don't have one?
Cheap, busted and driven by every guy in town?
valuable, dependable, and easy to steer
Japanese and full of beans?
I drive dem out
3 years old?
Seriously. New cars are a scam. Buy used and save money
won't take me to the cleaners when I trade her in for a newer model
The newer model is the one that takes you to the cleaners.
Weighing in at 1600+lb
On all fours!
Clean and waxed
With a shaft and room in the trunk?
Russian and previously used by my dad
broken and scarred
costing $600 a month and constantly having breakdowns
tote the note? I feel for ya
T U R N I N G P E T R O C H E M I C A L S
I N T O F O R W A R D S M O M E N T U M
being stolen by a black guy
uhhh black and have a stick?
Motionless, on the side of the road & in the ditch.
easy to get in, with a tight rear end and a little button to start her up.
Taken for a ride whenever I want?
small, fast and japanese
slow and suffer a lot of breakdowns?
Yellow and have a lot of gas?
Pristine Vintage relics of immeasurable value?
inexpensive but functional?
can get me from point A to B in 5 minutes or less
You.. you liek ur women to be '85 Buicks OP?
dirty and screaming
I dunno user, for something tearing around a mud track that car looks remarkably, y'know, clean.
interior is a fuckin mess
Lucky if it lasts you a month
Ridden hard by numerous previous owners
maintenance is through the roof
dinged up body
some retard welded a stupid looking fin on it at one point that you can't take off
but it's got a decent paintjob
5,000$ price is firm
no lowball offers plz
If dating were the auto section of craigslist.
fueled by alcohol
Course, it goes for betas to.
very low mileage
kinda just been sitting for a long while
exterior is ok
interior is meh
under the hood is meh. been sitting a while, and was never to great to begin with
make and model are meh. Not really known for being shitboxes, but not known for anything great either
really just need it sold
i'll take 1500 for it
just plz buy it. plz.
dead and decomposing in my back yard
ywn road trip in a vodka fueled shitbox
ywn daydrink with autistic finnish gf that can handle her liquor
What is there to live for?
Bought for no more than $1000
That's the power of German Engineering
Well built, well maintained and no older than 10 years old.
Is daddy issues the Volkswagon of grills?
Can ride her all day everyday as long you have the autistic toolset required to get her running.
5 years old and broken in?
with flat tires and a tight exhaust
fresh off the factory floor ;D