I like my women like I like my cars:

Chase Thomas
Chase Thomas

_____

Charles Diaz
Charles Diaz

Brand new with no mileage?

Jaxson Russell
Jaxson Russell

50 years old and Swedish

Connor Evans
Connor Evans

leaking fluid all over your driveway?

Jason Wilson
Jason Wilson

Securely locked in my garage.

John Bailey
John Bailey

Too expensive and I don't have one?

Anthony Carter
Anthony Carter

Cheap, busted and driven by every guy in town?

Benjamin Long
Benjamin Long

valuable, dependable, and easy to steer

Jayden Nguyen
Jayden Nguyen

Japanese and full of beans?

Xavier King
Xavier King

I drive dem out

Oliver Howard
Oliver Howard

3 years old?

Seriously. New cars are a scam. Buy used and save money

Daniel Lopez
Daniel Lopez

won't take me to the cleaners when I trade her in for a newer model

Angel Richardson
Angel Richardson

The newer model is the one that takes you to the cleaners.

Nicholas Wilson
Nicholas Wilson

Weighing in at 1600+lb

Tyler Rodriguez
Tyler Rodriguez

No!

It's…

On all fours!

Jayden Cruz
Jayden Cruz

Clean and waxed

Jaxson Brooks
Jaxson Brooks

Asian compact

Michael Wilson
Michael Wilson

Self driven?

Kayden Green
Kayden Green

With a shaft and room in the trunk?

Ian Reed
Ian Reed

Russian and previously used by my dad

Cooper Hall
Cooper Hall

broken and scarred

Grayson Jackson
Grayson Jackson

costing $600 a month and constantly having breakdowns
wymyn amirite

Robert Nelson
Robert Nelson

No brakes

Josiah Cooper
Josiah Cooper

tote the note? I feel for ya

Brayden Gutierrez
Brayden Gutierrez

T U R N I N G P E T R O C H E M I C A L S
I N T O F O R W A R D S M O M E N T U M

Nicholas Lee
Nicholas Lee

being stolen by a black guy

Xavier Foster
Xavier Foster

uhhh black and have a stick?

Adrian Garcia
Adrian Garcia

Motionless, on the side of the road & in the ditch.

Sincerely,
-Edgemaster

James Gutierrez
James Gutierrez

easy to get in, with a tight rear end and a little button to start her up.

Gavin Nelson
Gavin Nelson

Taken for a ride whenever I want?

Mason Flores
Mason Flores

small, fast and japanese

Angel Lewis
Angel Lewis

slow and suffer a lot of breakdowns?

Anthony James
Anthony James

Yellow and have a lot of gas?

Jacob Peterson
Jacob Peterson

women
Pristine Vintage relics of immeasurable value?

Jose Torres
Jose Torres

inexpensive but functional?

sure

Jacob Ramirez
Jacob Ramirez

can get me from point A to B in 5 minutes or less

Carter Gutierrez
Carter Gutierrez

You.. you liek ur women to be '85 Buicks OP?
strangestbonernow.jpg

Evan Edwards
Evan Edwards

Second this.

Jacob Russell
Jacob Russell

dirty and screaming

Hunter Hernandez
Hunter Hernandez

I dunno user, for something tearing around a mud track that car looks remarkably, y'know, clean.

Evan Harris
Evan Harris

300,000 miles
interior is a fuckin mess
Lucky if it lasts you a month
Ridden hard by numerous previous owners
maintenance is through the roof
dinged up body
some retard welded a stupid looking fin on it at one point that you can't take off

but it's got a decent paintjob

5,000$ price is firm
no lowball offers plz

If dating were the auto section of craigslist.

Gavin Lee
Gavin Lee

toplel

Lincoln Perez
Lincoln Perez

fueled by alcohol

Evan Turner
Evan Turner

Course, it goes for betas to.

very low mileage
kinda just been sitting for a long while
exterior is ok
interior is meh
under the hood is meh. been sitting a while, and was never to great to begin with
make and model are meh. Not really known for being shitboxes, but not known for anything great either
really just need it sold
i'll take 1500 for it
just plz buy it. plz.

Isaac Butler
Isaac Butler

dead and decomposing in my back yard

Hudson Harris
Hudson Harris

ywn road trip in a vodka fueled shitbox
ywn daydrink with autistic finnish gf that can handle her liquor
What is there to live for?

Anthony Ross
Anthony Ross

Bought for no more than $1000

Brody Jenkins
Brody Jenkins

That's the power of German Engineering

Jose Williams
Jose Williams

Well built, well maintained and no older than 10 years old.

Ryan Gutierrez
Ryan Gutierrez

7282298
Is daddy issues the Volkswagon of grills?

Can ride her all day everyday as long you have the autistic toolset required to get her running.

Dylan Phillips
Dylan Phillips

5 years old and broken in?

Xavier Hall
Xavier Hall

with flat tires and a tight exhaust

Ayden Phillips
Ayden Phillips

F
;~;7

Jaxon Cooper
Jaxon Cooper

fresh off the factory floor ;D

Disable AdBlock to view this page

Disable AdBlock to view this page

Confirm your age

This website may contain content of an adult nature. If you are under the age of 18, if such content offends you or if it is illegal to view such content in your community, please EXIT.

Enter Exit

About Privacy

We use cookies to personalize content and ads, to provide social media features and to analyze our traffic. We also share information about your use of our site with our advertising and analytics partners.

Accept Exit