Question

When's the last time you had sex?

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July 4th. Great time

don't have sex, OP

in my previous life

Never. I'm so lonely.

More than one year, but I jerked on a ex feet a little less than that

The summer, 3 years ago. I'm 23.

4 years ago

That night.

7 years ago, and I could go another 7 years and still not give a fuck.

How old are you, moldy dicks? What is the reason you went so long without poon if you managed it once?

Been two years since last time, and my first and last gf was easy to get since she was obsessed with me, so there wasn't really much work on my side involved to get the bagina. I'm too unstable to maintain, let alone initiate a relationship, and casual/hedonism sex wouldn't do it for me, especially the layers of degradation and bastardizing of my character I'd have to go through just to get off with an independent womyn is not an option when I have two intact hands and porn.

Never because i love J E S U S

Had a gf 3 years ago. Long story short: We broke up. I never got over it. I let myself go. I don't even try anymore.

8 hours ago
It was great. Will have sex tomorrow too.

8 or 9 years ago. I don't really care, anymore. Sex drive is dwindling, anyway.

Never have.. maybe never will..
Life is strange that way.

girl in pic is 12

your point?

12 years and destroys you in one sitting.

>>>/creep/

I forget the date…ask you mom, she will remember.

So?

Couple of days ago. I'm a ltrnormiefag.

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who is she?

holy shit Holla Forumseta is sad and low-test…
get yourself sorted out. if u want advice ask me

5 years and 9 months ago

january

Ten years ago.
When I was ~22.
With a landwhale.
She was a total degenerate into bestiality and completely understanding of every fetish, though, so I reflect on her fondly for that reason. I often incorporate her personality with better body into sexual scenarios when I fantasize.

2015

what do girls like?

I can't stand anything about women except fucking them, so the ethical solution is just to stay away. I don't really like drawing their attention, either, so taking excessive care of my appearance doesn't align with my goals.

if they are raised right they like taking care of a strong, hardworking man that is good for them and their kids.

also they like eating good food and getting massages.


then you have mental issues and probably hate most aspects of yourself and have anxieties you need to figure out.

You are destinen to be together. She has probably lost some weight and is waiting for you, user.

Pretty much. Add to that their girlfriends and chlothes and you have yourself a basic cutie.

They like money.

It really is that simple.

You prove otherwise every time you divorce a male which is roughly 8 out of 10 times for new marriages, roastie.

Yeah uh, thanks but no thanks… She was already a little older than me when we were together and I don't want to imagine what hitting the wall did to her. She also had baby rabies and that's why we split up.

only 19% of marriages end in divorce when you factor out high school drop outs, criminals, drug abusers/alcoholics, etc. They did a study on college educated american couples who married after 22 and found 19% ended in divorce, and majority of the divorces were after decades of marriage.

Also most people will remarry anyway after a divorce, because pair bonding instinct is so strong. If you fail once, try again.

2009 with a 13 year old girl!

Some girl dry raped me does that count?

The actual statistic is that only 1 in 15 new marriages will last 10 years. The raw survival rate, which is the only stat that really matters, is that if you marry, there's a 6.6% chance it will work long term.

statisticbrain.com/marriage-statistics/

I wish I could have romantic loving sex with an asian ladyboy.

That number is an error and that site needs to fix its shit. The divorce rate is between 50%-30%. Still not a gamble worth taking, though, IMHO.

i'm not a criminal, druggy, low life or high school drop out so I look at the stats that are relevant to my demographic. If I lived in the West I'd look at the 19% statistic not the 30-50%.

Anyway the divorce rate in my country is 2% (in 2008) according to national/gov stats, according to third party research its more like 5-7%. I'm not worried about divorce, also the "alimony" problem doesn't exist here. And majority of the girls I know are conservative, family oriented and frugal.

I've dated 2 girls so far and both have been great, now I'm thinking of marriage.

Well good for you, then. Doesn't change the fact that I have nothing in common with women except sex, and that just isn't enough.

Last Wednesday with my submissive… twice.

She wants to try getting double teamed some time, so I'm gonna start training her to take it up the ass, too.

Although tbh I'm not sure more than one dick can physically fit inside her, unless the other guy has a pindick. She's a small girl with really tight holes and my dong alone is already sometimes more than she can take.

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love is love

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they look so cute together :3

never, and hopefully it stays that way
can't stand 3DPD

well

she looks cute

Lucky fucker.

I'm liking this meme. Time to clean my room and save my father from the underworld.

5 or 6 years ago or something. 24 years old.

Been working and going to school a lot, so haven't had time…or at least that's what I tell myself.

Masturbated about 8 times in the past 24 hours to anime and I have no regrets, only the wish that my dick did not get sore so I could jack off more.

Are you me?

REEEEEEEEEEEEE NORMALFAGS GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I have never had sex.

3 years ago

DAILY REMINDER YOU CAN'T BE A WIZARD IF YOU LET A WOMAN STEAL YOUR MANA
IF YOU HAVE SEX, EVEN ONCE, YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO DO MAGICK AS THE MASTERS DO.

But the wizards never show their tricks. Who knows if the wizard rule is even real!?

Your powers become active as soon as you turn 30. Then, with your knowledge you will be drawn towards wizardly activities and you will suddenly want to devote your life to study. You can't learn the secrets unless you are a virgin at 30

yesterday morning

Last night with ur mom huh