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Evan Green
Evan Green

So I'm not covered for a breast reduction, these things are ruining my fucking life. Back pain, I can't do sports, you name it. Anyways, I was wondering about if there's some way i can injure them to the point where a reduction would be medically necessary, or if there's some way i can cut them on my own. it sounds absolutley retarted, I know, but at this point im willing to do almost anything to get rid of them. Serious replies only please.

Thomas Ross
Thomas Ross

lel tits or gtfo eggs dee

James Green
James Green

is there some way I can cut them on my own
serious replies only please
Don't be a retard, save some money for a proper surgery.

Robert Williams
Robert Williams

Oh, I know a non-injurious way to do that.

And it's passive so would take maybe a month or so… Really easy.

Mason Powell
Mason Powell

What's your idea user?

Parker Ortiz
Parker Ortiz

Semen is a natural breast reducer. You need to apply copious amounts daily.

Jaxon Sanders
Jaxon Sanders

Are you this guy?

James King
James King

It's not an "idea" you dumb worthless cunt, it's a guaranteed method with proven results that also requires pretty much zero effort.

Isaiah Scott
Isaiah Scott

1. Find a girl with no tits
2. Ask her to volunteer to have her breasts enlarged
3. Transfer your boobfat to her, giving both of you fairly large boobs
4. ???
5. PROFIT!
6. Did you fall for the birth control meme? That shit fucks you up really bad.

Aaron Edwards
Aaron Edwards

tfw all this talking and the "guaranteed method" still isn't coming :(

Bentley Sanchez
Bentley Sanchez

backpain from just AT BEST10 pounds of off centered mass
work your back muscles out you fucking slut.

Nolan Baker
Nolan Baker

Just get some abs, it will support the weight.

Parker Perry
Parker Perry

But then her tits will be just fat with no gland.

Big Breast are better when there's high gland volume/fat ratio.

Jason Mitchell
Jason Mitchell

I took birth control in my teens because my monthly was causing me issues. So yes, the hormones fucked me up.

Juan Gonzalez
Juan Gonzalez

Also, nobody's paying for the surgical part. The boob fat gets thrown away anyways.

Juan Adams
Juan Adams

Shit, there's your problem. You've been tricked into taking birth control by the pharmajews.

All I can suggest you do is do fat-burning exercise to hopefully shrink your breasts to a comfortable size.

Hey, can't you entertain an idea, bud?

Henry Price
Henry Price

risking a womb tumor

Josiah Bell
Josiah Bell

womb tumor
womb
Nigger.

Justin Ward
Justin Ward

The thing is, I don't have a single reason to help you. You think I would be altruistic to some random retarded roastie prone to self-harm due to poor life decisions? Wrong. Do you know how many times I've wanted a large pair of breasts in my face? Do you? Talk is cheap, bitch.

Jose Long
Jose Long

I don't have a single reason to help you.
Then fuck off. Nobody needs you in this thread, useless faggot. Stop wasting the thread with your useless fucking blabber.

Hunter Cox
Hunter Cox

Let's see em

Easton Kelly
Easton Kelly

Hahahaha poor thing. Go jump in front of a train. That will turn you into a real nice mangled mess.

old enough to have tits
<thinks it deserves special attention

Adam Brown
Adam Brown

Go jump in front of a train.
You first faggot.

Colton Parker
Colton Parker

I'm saving this video to my collection for sure. Also, go jump in front of a train, faggot. End your worthless life.

Brayden Sullivan
Brayden Sullivan

If femanon was smart it would have showed those ugly tits by now. Guess it really is as dumb as a cow. Oh well.

Brayden Morales
Brayden Morales

But then you'd start fucking touching your microdick and cumming, and we wouldn't want your ugly shriveled dick doing that, would we?

Connor Bell
Connor Bell

Actually, I'm quite healthy and fully functional. What's your kik bb?

just kidding

Logan Martinez
Logan Martinez

Learn use the reply function, newfag. You aren't going to trick me with your reverse-psychology either. Also, post your dick here so we can judge.

How did liveleak-tier videos not get removed from jewtube?

Jonathan Brooks
Jonathan Brooks

Op TITS or GTFO
Not sure if shitpost unless we see your tits with a timestamp. But really try working out your upper body. Wear a tight sports braw if jiggling bothers you that much. If your poor make one out of a normal braw and a 2$ pack of string. Pain in the ass to take off but it will hold them tight.
Because ZOG is not omniscient. Happen to know what happened to the gook spouting ICBM shit on /pol/ that got deleted? I wanted to hear him spout ICBM shit if he really is from Best Korea. webm?

Charles Carter
Charles Carter

Hahahaha poor thing.
Oh shit, don't talk about your miserable, tiny dick. Poor little neckbeard. Hahahahaha.

Go jump in front of a train.
How about this? I'll shove your overly obese, fat body into a train! That will turn you into a real nice mangled mess! And best of all, nobody will miss a fucking loser like yourself.

Wyatt Nguyen
Wyatt Nguyen

Can't you just ask some guy to carry them for you?

Alexander Sullivan
Alexander Sullivan

I knew one girl in high school who had double d's and she was covered to get a reduction.

Benjamin Mitchell
Benjamin Mitchell

thinks it deserves special attention
Shew never stated that, but you're butthurt regardless.

Landon Harris
Landon Harris

This.
What kind of faggot would pass that opportunity up?

Jeremiah Powell
Jeremiah Powell

ur better off with the tits

don't be stupid

Ryder Butler
Ryder Butler

breast reduction is like slapping god in the face

the only reason men want to fuck you and pretend to like you is because tits. only a serious fuck up would cut them off. in fact, you are pissing me off

suicide you fucking stupid bitch

Samuel Wright
Samuel Wright

nah man, lats and back, abs don't do shit
side planks 4 days

Camden Hernandez
Camden Hernandez

jej

Brandon Hernandez
Brandon Hernandez

Be less fat.

Gavin Perez
Gavin Perez

Then fuck off. Nobody needs you in this thread, useless faggot. Stop wasting the thread with your useless fucking blabber.

Nolan Harris
Nolan Harris

I have the answer and it's easy!
but I'm not going to tell you LEL BITCH
yeah no. He was being a faggot from the start

Christopher Phillips
Christopher Phillips

Then fuck off. Nobody needs you in this thread, useless faggot. Stop wasting the thread with your useless fucking blabber.

Brandon Cooper
Brandon Cooper

Somebody's too retarded to know how to properly fuck off. Why are you still here?

Samuel Mitchell
Samuel Mitchell

I can't do sports

I can think of ONE sport.

Why would you post about your giant breasts that you're planning on mutilating and yet not actually post a pic of them?

Dylan Brown
Dylan Brown

TITS OR GTFO ATTENTION WHORE

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