Yesterday I met two people of a type I only thought existed on the internet or other places: The hysterical libtard.
I was with my friends, and two girls one of them knew tagged along. I made a joke about ISIS and Taliban. Libtards immediately interpreted this as me making fun of victims of terrorism and that I supported ISIS and Taliban.They went full bleeding heart offended retard. After trying to debate them I found out a few things: They are "socialists" but they favor a capitalist economic system because it's not a problem as long as it's "controlled". Apparently the parents of one of them were members of a communist party (apparently this relates to her not being an idiot), knowing how averse libtards are to guns and violence I asked if these parents supported a forced revolution, they did not, apparently these communist parents want "revolution" through revision because "violence is never an answer". These two girls also showed sympathy towards the Charlie Hebdo gunmen, as they thought Charlie Hebdo was a right wing racist magazine, and they defended attacks on on people who draw charicatures of muhammed because they "hurt a lot of people".
I tried to explain concepts of irony, sarcasm, and satire and how I see humor as a tool to highlight absurdities and to socially disarm certain ideas. They claimed to understand but they clearly didn't. It was the most uncomfortable social situation I had ever experienced; I was presented as the offender and the real offenders claimed to be deeply offended.
Leftypol, what are your personal, IRL experiences with libtard shrieklords?
Tyler Gray
Wow OP, touching story, comr8
I just wish more fucking libtard read BOOKS like we all on Holla Forums do. Then they would stop being so retarded
David Phillips
Never met anyone that plainly retarded but I meet a lot of liberals. The stereotype that exists in on the internet is of course exaggerated; most of these people have some bad ideas, sure, but if you yourself are not retarded and a decent communicator you can usually make them say "yeah, I suppose you're right" after a ten minute conversation.
Oliver Perez
I go to a community college so I don't have to put up with bourgeois idiots like that for now.
Jayden Ramirez
Sounds pretty Holla Forums to me
Eli Murphy
I see you've never lurked here before
Christian Parker
I think they have a hard time reading anything that doesn't come in blog format.
Oliver Foster
Holla Forums plz, plus that's more something you people would say.
Joseph Parker
I think you spelled "/r/socialism" wrong.
Caleb Brown
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Eli Howard
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Aaron Cruz
terrorism is an act of violence meant to spread terror.
Revolution is an organised overthrowing of regime/state.
Get your definitions right.
Carson Sullivan
Well I mean if you wanna get really abstract, then sure. If you want to call death "hurt feelings" then you could, I suppose. Do you think it makes sense to use "hurt feelings" to describe those things though?
Lucas King
During my time in college (a computing course if you're curious) I came across a RadFem. Our interaction goes like this
I was in college sitting at a table verbally shitposting with my friends and having a jolly time when suddenly this rainbow haired harpy comes up to us. -2/10 would purge.
"have you heard about the pay gap?" she says, offering us a leaflet. Me and my m8s look at each other. We know what to do, on a friend's laptop and me and the other guy's tablet, we summon some evidence that it's bullshit.
Needless to say, a temper tantrum ensued, muh patriarchy etc. Every point she brings up we concisely refute like a street thug attacking a cadre of Kung Fu masters.
Eventually, she starts crying and pisses off, we fistbump and go back to class. She tried to report us for bullying and harrassment but witnesses there said she was antagonising us and got the tables turned.
It was a good day.
Juan Davis
Violent revolutions - at least the good kind - are caused by material exploitation, not hurt feelings. Reals, not feels.
If you have a "revolution" over feelings it ends up being Fascist, Islamist, or some other right-wing ideology.
Jacob Martinez
wow great story, user
i bet you went and read a hundred books after that and she read none
Brayden Ortiz
Shootings bring out the best in people.
Ayden Sullivan
These people are seriously mentally ill , I'm starting to become more in favor of Stalinist re-education camps after hearing more cases like this.
Dominic Carter
*tips
Ian Cox
OP here. Funny you should mention mental illness. I literally just got a text from my mother asking if I had gone around harassing people. These two bitches literally went and told on me to my parents. We're all thirty years old FFS!
Jeremiah Lewis
… wtf? I can understand 15yo SJWs because kids are stupid, but 30yo? Some nasty shit right there…
Daniel Taylor
This has to be pasta.
David Thomas
woot, millenials are so childish
Sebastian Brooks
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Brody Russell
Their thinking seems to go something like this: Terrorists are bad. BUT if you offend a large group of people, specifically muslims, you are kind of responsible for what happens to you and it is really just your own fault for being racist.
Like I said: I thought these kinds of people only existed on the internet, like trolls trolling for the lulz or whatever.
Joseph Wright
I would love for some WIFEs to call my mother to complain about me. She would get a real laugh out of it.
Ayden Rivera
I find it easier to deal with and convince liberals than anyone from Holla Forums, if I'm being honest. Most of their more vacuous ideas come from ignorance. People further to the right can be a bit more willfully ignorant.
Julian Martinez
M'aster
Caleb Wood
For normal liberals I agree. But this was the first time I've met full blown stereotypical libtards.
John Taylor
That's actually a commonish SJW tactic. In their way of seeing things everyone who disagrees with them is a straight white male who lives with his parents. They were going for punishment or at least embarrassment, because in their view they're 100% right and the person they dislike doesn't want that kind of info going around.
Evan Baker
this thread is Holla Forums tier shit
Blake Cox
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Nathan Morales
This is why I feel a small sense of joy every time someone shoots up the place in the USA.
Gabriel Carter
Interesting, the woman in that image has chosen to wear a monastic tonsure…
Ryan Ward
I love this meme
Christopher Lee
This.
I was conversing with a liberal friend of mine who supported Hillary. About ten minutes later she admitted that she was probably with her purely because she was a woman, and that her policy positions didn't line up with her own.
Ayden Morris
Yeah I had a sociology teacher that was a sjw. She basically tried to turn the class into some kind of pseudo gender studies course. We didn't learn any of the basic of sociology. The classes were just her ranting and raving about how much of a woman hating patriarchy we live in. The men in the class never dared to argue with her but a lot of the women did. Including people you'd expect to support that stuff like a stereotypical dyed hair hipster chick. Which I now know isn't really unusual. Their ideas are not very popular outside of their echo chamber and some liberal colleges on the east and west coast. I don't even know where the Tumblrinas on the internet come from. I've know plenty of women browse tumblr. They're almost always shy and they're more interested in talking about TV shows and vidya then social justice. I don't know maybe it's just where I live.
Daniel Garcia
From my university, for one. They live in clusters.
Sebastian Thompson
What state or country is your university in?
Landon Nelson
That's harsh, man. All lecturers and professors I've had in sociology have been very keen on a theory and statistics focus, though the revolutionary parts of Marx is often overlooked. There are no SJW types in any of my classes either. The two mentioned are the first I've ever actually met.
Levi Gray
same
John Mitchell
Yeah she was the only professor I've had that was just a stereotypical social justice warrior. My next sociology professor was a leftist that focused almost entirely on the material conditions and class dynamics. I've had other feminist professors too and they've never been that bad. She was actual like something that walked out of an alt-right meme. Long story short, she somehow expected us to pass department exams without ever assigning us any pages from the text book to read. So I ended up dropping the class just in time to get a refund.
Asher Thomas
Kind of a milder one, but whatevs:
Someone accused me of appropriating Hawaiian culture by saying "hang loose, bruddah".
She refused to believe me when I told her that I was born in Hawaii, saying "white Hawaiians are tourists or land developers".
Jackson Sullivan
I have this friend who I always saw as more educated and farther left than most of my other friends. He's also gotten really anti-SJW recently, getting to the point where he literally thinks SJW's are fascists and Milo has some "decent points". I basically didn't give a shit about this stuff since its retarded to discuss. I was talking to him and a few other friends about politics and socialism and shit, when he just goes on about how we need "a real liberal as a president again". I casually explained how liberalism is fucking retarded and for him to get his head out of the ideological trash can. I probably lost a friend that day, but at least I dont have a liberal friend
Charles King
Can we have gulags now?
Grayson Fisher
Didn't you promise you'd fuck off in the Feminism thread?
Cameron Fisher
shit like that is why we need to be as anti-liberal as possible. also, Holla Forums gained 51 points yesterday :^)
Jace Bailey
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William Bennett
He says that but he keeps coming back. I don't get it. Maybe he likes being abused.
Luke Hernandez
Probably true. Acting is a masochistic form of exhibitionism, like pretending to leave. It is not quite the occupation of a mature poster. Maybe one day they'll be as sadistic and ponderous as me :^)
Wyatt Johnson
We all know a red blooded bully like you can't resist picking on us innocent leftypolers. It's obvious that's why you stay here.
Jacob Hall
keke
Gavin Green
So you admit it.
Elijah Gray
Nah, I side with the semen demons in that pic.
Lincoln Butler
I love Mako
Angel Gutierrez
Call them reactionaries and watch them get upset. No point actually engaging with mongoloids.
Carson Hall
Why are you so butthurt over books?
Thomas Edwards
I hear this BS all the time from liberals and conservatives alike.
I guess George Washington should've just written a strongly worded letter to the King.
Jason Cooper
is this pasta
Nathaniel Smith
He did. It didn't work.
Alexander Hall
just looked at that place now, and I thought r/anarchism was bad, the fuq
Zachary Gomez
This whole thread is.
Easton Nguyen
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Joshua Perez
Um, next time, try "sorry, it was just a joke" and not "I, an enlightened individual, will explain to you what a joke is, because obviously if you are offended you must not know what a joke is".
Seriously, the sargon-of-akkad shtick doesn't work with real people.