My bean burger didn't turn out as good as I wanted, but I ate it anyway

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Is this a vagina? It's my first time seeing one

you should fry the tomatoes. It makes them sweeter

While I'm posting food, rate these chili cheese fries

Not opposed to the idea, but I like my tomato slices cold

I see no fries

user pls stop, I'm supposed to be fasting.

Here, have some fries

The one moment when it feels good to be american is when people are talking burgers.

says who?

And more fries

Here, maybe this will help. I call it

Beef circle and chicken

Say's my big ol' man titties.

how did this happen to you sir

mummy + uncle + lots of alchohol = me

Those aren't just regular man tits. Looks like you have gynecomastia. You need surgery to get rid of them.

mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/gynecomastia/home/ovc-20257576

I have mantits too but they're nowhere near this.
I'm sorry for your loss user.

Is that your fat hairy belly in the bottom of the pic?

take a pic

standing up

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but holy fucking shit, those are nice. how do you make em

Mantitties confirmed.

Fucken saved. Thanks user, you made me laugh out loud.

Nice belly.
how do I grow hair?

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Looks like vomit.

I don't think you've ever seen vomit

user holy shit, you're making me hungry.

How do you into cooking?

I'll post some food porn too

As much as mexicans are subhuman their cuisine is pretty good.

The humidity always does strange things to my nipples for some reason. If you're wondering what all those red marks are: they're little nigger bedbug bites, the larger ones are just a few surface moles I've been cutting off.

Post more food, OP. I'm working up an appetite

Maybe it's because you made a fucking HAMburger without meat.

Also fuck vegans, check my meaty dubs.

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That's a full house, m8

Mother of God, what is wrong with your skin?

For those asking how I make my burgers, it's easy

Them tendies look good af

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what is your diet like

also show face

Are you king nothing?

I haven't eaten anything in five days; liquid only diet. Any calories I'm getting are from coffee – no sugar, no cream.
You'll have to settle for my dick, tbh. Rate?

Post more food, OP.

Yes. Yes I am.

tdn?

Yes?

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That's only like 10 calories per cup then.

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you ain't king nothing. kys

What was that?

Well, it's a big cup.
I feel pretty great, all things considered. Nice having an empty stomach, hunger pains go away after a while.

hunger pangs*

Really makes you think.

you're a small guy

F-for…

never fails to make me happy

Such a thought-provoking thread. I think I need to re-evaluate my life, and sexually-identify as a duck from now-on.

how long have you been fasting for user? how long you going to go?

is there really a camera on those things? so someone is watching me talk at the drive thru speaker?

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how do you not know this? if you're in public, you're on camera. but ya, they've seen you put out your j or pick your nose.

how long have you been fasting for user?
dieting since late 2015. Was 360lbs, now 187. I've only been fasting (effectively no caloric intake) for the past five days.
Until the thick fat layer you can see in is completely gone (shitty hormones make it virtually impossible to get rid of via conventional means – I'm losing more muscle than fat with my normal dieting/exercise; I need to starve it out. And yes, I'm aware I'll need surgery), or until I blackout or something, and I'm forced to eat.

god speed faggot. good on you, new beginning

Bitch tits on men, happens and yes it's a quick operation to correct it permanently. Just stress there is breast cancer in your family and you'll be put in priority of removal.

Are you implying that I could get this shit taken care of for free?