How to be a N.E.E.T

Holla Forums please do not do any of the following.


The neet and hikikomori lifestyles are the way to go fuck normalfags this is the best way of life DO NOT BECOME A NORMALFAG also FUCK THE SYSTEM!!.

Was taking you seriously until this part

KYS NORMALFAG

I said having friends is fine unless your a hikikomori

i find it amusing how a pretend-hikk is commenting how others cab pretend with him

Fuck off back to 4chan kid

4chan is kill

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Fuck off, FBI.

Kek

Got a pretty good score, I'll work on the mistakes.

greentexting is for the reference of actions or statements in narration or argument, not for telling people what to do and what not to do.

God, I fucking hate summer so much. Go tell us that you're

it's hikkikomori you fucking gayjin

How do I be NEET again? Do I take a shit in the register or something?

I lost at step 1,please help. How am I supposed to get money without a job?

A good song for you,OP

just go to a shrink and say you hear voices or something.
You can claim disability for mental disorders.

Quit

Parents or get neetbucks

hikkikomori and neets are similar but also different.

Quit crying faggot.

get a job and live alone.

No

The Neet's only friend live at Eredor. And it's a fckng elve. and a faggot.

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NEET life
Best life.

NIGGER I HAVNT BEEN OUTSIDE IN OVER 6 MONTHS

dickhole i havn't been outside in over 3years

ill be at your level soon, user

what's your level now? count the years/months

Hi Mr. Hikki

Needing a stable income is suffering

I was a NEET for 3 years. Best fucking years of my life, watched so much anime and played so much vidya, Too bad I was forced to get a job and move out or become homeless, and my country has no neetbux.

Been a wagecuck for 5 years now and it sucks, my life is miserable. Not even once, Holla Forums, not even once. As they say - you work, you lose.

nibba if u poor and young you can get free training, food, and dorm from the government, wagecuck is death

Not in my third world country, no. Here, you need to work or starve. Gubiment dole is not enough to even feed a single person.

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What about a slice of cherry pie and a damn fine cup of black coffee?

That works too

This are rules and rules are for normies. How to be a N.E.E.T? Simply do not study or work, whatever else you do is up to you.

is anally raping your mother considered work?

only if you get paid

In my case my parents support me but I've been looking to collect neetbux because my parents are horrible people to be around.

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Gonna put pic related on my bed room door.

Been a NEET/hikki around 5 years, but I left my house for bout an hour 6 months ago

Hello

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