Hey

Hey
Rick IS Morty.
Not like this is a major spoiler or something.

Seriously?

When's the 3rd season goly fug?

Do i need to make myself more clear?
Okay…i will assume you guys don't really use things like "brains" and stuff.
See, Morty suffers a lot on the hands of Rick, so after the little fucker has enough mental scars, the little guy would try to destroy the universe or stop giving a fuck to it all…
it's pretty simple and it's just there, but
Do i right the show and come here when i'm drunk?
of course not, that would be crazy.

And
Yes
I RIGHT it, i don't WRITE it.
that's a phonetic joke, you guys are really dumb, so i need to be clear.
Aside from that. Rick hates himself, so what would he do if he was Morty too?
Fucking stupid people, tired of it

I don't watch this show. Are you autistic?

If they did reveal that to be true I wouldn't be surprised. Justin Roiland is a hack just like his buddy Alex.

Why are Rick and Morty fans so autistic?

A better question would be why this show is such overrated garbage.

That wasn't like apparent to anyone with half a mind already?

Rick and Morty fans are almost as bad as the show.
There's a group on Kikebook which degenerated into cringey Tumblr/reddit-tier jokes.
For an entire week, all they made was period jokes and called anyone who objected "Le triggered Xddd" and when oneguy made a fat chick joke, he got instabanned.

Are you that Trans-Rick guy on tumblr, where on all levels except physical, he is rick sanchez?

Your delusions aren't canon to the show, buddy. Any similarities between the two are just coincidence.

You can see it coming a mile away. Can you not?

Rick gets drunker than usual. Morty gets mad as they are in certain doom, tells him all he wants is everyone dead, and for him to be alone with that one cunt he liked. Kid gets killed, and Rick drunkenly escapes to another reality with the little shit's last command in mind. Fin.

What did he mean by this?
Was he autistic?

Yes.

Dear God, that retardation of a revelation would make sense and at the same time would be fucking asinine.

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That would be a lazy twist. I hope they don't go that way.

I say they're worse than the show, they keep trying to pass Rick and Morty as the only good cartoon for adults right now.

What else is there? I guess Venture Bros, when they manage to get a new episode out, once every three years.

That's how you know they'll do it.

Can anyone tell me why this show sucks so much?

Because it's South Park.

It's funny, sure, it has moments but it pretends be something more. It pretends to be deeper. It pretends to be more.

"R-R-Rick, deez guys suck dick"
"S-Sorry Morty, but Dick sucking is a-okay!"

Instead of actually thinking through it's ideas and concepts, it pretends to be some deep philosophical meaning (see whenever they play indie music), They don't get what they are which is a sci-fi parody but instead have to keep forcing the political narrative as if it's super smart and different from the establishment when it just reinforces everything they already believe:

"M-Morty, Capitalism is stupid, w-why don't they print more money so we can live in luxury? btw I want to kill myself"

Christ and then they layer some Juno music over it and thus it becomes a MASTERPIECE OF DEPRESSION 10/10. It appeals to the common redditor. The common outcast who WANTS to be smarter. Rick is the ultimate "I'm the smartest guy in the room" autist who doesn't realise that most are good at one or two things but not much else. He's no different and yet the show writer, being a liberal cuck writer, expects people to applaud failure and also applaud ineptitude.

So! Imagine yourself as a redditor. You think you're smarter than everyone, you think you're better than everyone. You want to be the genius in the room - that's why you have no friends and unlike those silly rayciss bigotted channers you GET why the world is fucked up.

That's what this show is. It's a redditor "Showing us the REAL world maaahn" in which we've already all gone "Yeah. Okay faggot" and moved on but "OH NO, D-DON'T SAY THAT WORD TH-THAT'S BAD, But guys I'm edgy, u-uh look this baby died" and then we show that redditor loli porn and "REEEEE YOU SHOULD ALL DIE"


That's Rick and Morty.

Rick is a Redditor looking at the world.
Morty is a Facebook User.
And the Chans are their universe.

I like rick and morty. Just watch your capeshit and family goy if you think rick and morty is bad.

Oh shut the fuck up, you are honestly complaining about a character that is a smart ass and a prick. It's like you forget where you are and how people view this site. You are just contrarian.

to be fair roiland has no qualms abou saying NIGGER and drawing little children suck a old man's balls. It just that sometimes he tries to get all deep n shit.

I agree that user went autistic but tbh Rick as a character is very badly written. He's really inconsistant.

Tumblr

>>>/reddit/

Oh god that scene at the end of Rick Potion #9 was so cringy and tryhard. Same with the TV episode, no shit everyone dies Roiland this isn't a new or fascinating concept.

Was wubba lubba dub dub meant to mock Yabba Dabba do

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you can't even create metaphor that don't rely on internet culture. it's like a dog that just like bones because your owner gives them to you.

you're trying to hard man…

yeah, he's bad written, but can you say that most real people are "well written"?
maybe he's shit because that's how things are.

not even sarcastic, you're just a "femi"nazi with a different "femi".

Reddit detected. Christ

>>>/gulag/

You have autism, don't you?

Dont play stupid, you know damn well what he meant, in real life most people are "bad written" people do stuff by impulse, have irrational tastes, likes, dislikes, fears, etc.

Life is unpredictable and makes little sense, I find beauty on that.

Why is this board so in bed with Anime? I blame Holla Forums

Yeah but here's the thing. If we wanted reality in our television we'd name ourselves /rtv/ and discuss which dried up vagina had a bowel movement when on the Real Housewives.
We don't want cartoons to be realistic, we want flawed characters who undergo real character development not just some ABLOO ABLOO bullshit like Rick does in the show.

REDDIT AND MEMEY

>>>/reddit/

One thing is writing a character to be bad.
Another is writing a bad character.

Look at The Walking Dead game, the one where there is that kid called Ben, that costantly fucks up and kills everyone.
He was a character written to be absolutely awful but not a character awfully written.
Ya dig, autismo?

AUTISM LEVELS OFF THE CHART

Only legitimate reason to watch this show.

Strong independent woman + liberal pov?

Also this show reminds me a lot of SuperJail, main character's gimmick wears off as soon as you realize the plot is always the same, just replace the "murders inmates willingly for no reason" with "aliens from another dimension do something that references a movie".

Porn.

Heh, come again? Is English your first language? What does your metaphor even mean?
how the fuck is this relevant?

I guess people weren't kidding when they said this board was being invaded by redditors

they look ugly as shit

Can anybody say why this shows sucks so much without using any buzzword ?

Well its a good thing that artists usually don't draw the good stuff in the show's style then.

I wanna fuck Beth. I want to cuck Jerry and Rick.

it's not very funny

I watched all of seasons 1 and 2 at once while hanging out with friends. Someone put it on in the background during vidya, and I casually watched it.

It's not bad, per se, but it's certainly not great. It forces the fact it's not for kids too much, making the wanton violence really in-your-face at times. Beth is annoying and, to me at least, with my limited knowledge of the show, a 1-for-1 knock off of Francine from American Dad.

Summer was annoying and snarky, Jerry was used as the white male punching bag, Morty was a whingy little shit and they had to remind you constantly that Rick is fucked up and depressed.

All in all, the jokes were good sometimes, often not, characters were shitty or cookie-cutters and the story was mish-mashed in an attempt to be ironically non-sequitur.

Its shit.

They look like doodles you sick fuck, can't you at least pick a cartoon that doesn't look like a Family Guy ripoff?

No.

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It's already been invaded by SJWs. Some months ago some Leftyfag was chimpingout in a political comics thread over the Redskins and how illegal immigrants Dindu Nuffin since the Redskins Dindu Nuffin.

No he isn't. And G-man isn't Gordon from the future. You know why? Because they're all characters in fictional stories. Yes, the story needs to have some consistency but that doesn't mean there's limitations or real guidelines on what can and cannot happen.
By definition you cannot guess the future events of a fictional story because it is the job of the storywriter to come up with a story which is new, interesting and sows seeds for future plotdevices. Shit like "A is actually B" ends the story because it ties the starting point and the ending point together, hence leaving nothing new to explore. After that the storywriter can only explore the story from perspective of another character. In most cases that ends the show. Nobody wants to watch Rick and Morty with Jerry and Beth in as main characters living their boring everyday lives.
That being said, speculation is for wankers.
Enjoy the show for what it is and get a hobby.

I'm thinking of just becoming a PC fag so I can have discussions on normalfag internet without being a contrarian faggot and derailing conversations.

The "G-man is Gordon" theory is based entirely on people not knowing what a "G-man" is.

Coincidentally, both Rick and Morty are the worst characters on the show next to Beth and Jerry.

Go and stay go.

Anime > Western cartoons

This is a fact.

exhibit a for real people not being very well written

Those posts are really cringe worthy. I loved the show, but these kind of faggots are the reason I keep my hobbies to myself.

the reason people watch it and like it is the same reason people watch and like steven universe

there is nothing else on TV worth watching

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Why do so many girls on tumblr want to fuck Rick?

Daddy issues?

This one nailed it
Also, Chad.

But rick is the villain. He destroys whatever he comes into contact with. IF he indeed was meant as a redditor self-insert, then the show would be taking the piss out of them, showing the audience how fucked a world built on that attitude would be.

wut

He's our hack though. I still like him, even though R+M has already peaked and Dan Harmon needs to gas himself.

Complain all you want, but the show's hardly political and, so far, has been relatively fair whenever it does get political.

Also, I didn't know NIN was Juno music.

The show itself doesn't strive for depth, those "serious" scenes are mocking depth in other shows and are actually the funniest moments. Justin can't be so completely lazy and irreverent with everything else and then try to be legitimately touching. I don't buy that view.

The autists that praise the show for being deep don't know that.

Now that might be true. I know some fans, and yes, they are pretty massive plebs all around.

I disagree

Then at least check my quads, faggot.

It's true, Justin Roiland is pretty much confirmed for lurking full/halfchan, Dan Harmon is a bit of a flaky feminist but he's not really that bad. People looking for dogwhistle feminism won't find it.

You're right about Justin, but Dan is much worse than a "flaky feminist". He's a full-blast cuck.

There's no real pro-feminist stuff I've seen. The amazon episode seemed more anti-feminist than anything.

I'm sure that will all change in Season 3, though. I do NOT have high hopes.

I tried watching this shit but the old guy slobbering on every sentence annoyed me too much, and I'm usually pretty open to character quirks. Do you guys just tune it out?

Okay nigger, you good with me I was gonna see if I could make you sperg but this works

Justin's cool, Dan is a faggot triple nigger

bump

Yeah eventually I stopped noticing his constant stuttering and burping.

It worked really well early on and in the promos and initial proof of concepts because it was meant to be a parody on Doctor Brown and his technobabble, except from a guy who is clearly drunk/deranged, eventually it stopped being interesting because they started just referencing everything and anything and every single unexplained thing became "alien from alternate universe" speech. The first two episodes are pretty good at what they do, I'd say things went downhill once they jumped universe and saved themselves from the mutated human population, they could've probably ended the series there and it would have been memorable.

I don't know man. All the normalfags on social media are sharing that "Love is just chemicals and is stupid, science is the only true purpose" shit and acting like they're super-cool for trying to escape the human condition.

What's wrong with trying to scapethe human condition, though? I understand that they''re doing it because a show said so, bu there's nothing particularly wrong with that, specially considering that yousee a lot of that on imageboards.

tfw when you get banned for hurting their fee-fees

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If you try to escape it then you'll never achieve greatness alongside your fellow man. Transhumanism has exactly this problem, they want to run from humanity rather than embrace it.

faggot


Because you're trying to act enlightened and superior for shit most people already know. It's Jaden Smith tier shit to share that stuff on FACEBOOK.

Many ain't trying to escape humanism, but rather enhancing beyond the limitations of fleshy bits.

That said I personally think it should be done in cases that truly deserves it instead of *lol robot arm can jack me off 2,3x as fast.*

Though at this point in the discussion it's the same as arguing whenever the glass is half-full or half-empty.

Nah, human race is shit and although we achieve some incredible things considering what we are, doesn't change the fact that we are shit. If something, I wish for the day where technology and bio-engineering can make humans less humans by enhancing them. That way we can probably kill ourselves freely:^)


But that's exactly what I want. I mean, if you can, what we shouldn't? Fuck Jurassic Park for telling us the contrary. Blame the fuckers who couldn't handle the dumbest creatures that ever existed on earth.

I can't believe I'd ever get to use this.


>>>/machinecult/

That's a board I will follow closely.