Oh goodness, look at the time! And the day! And the empty contacts list on your phone!

Oh goodness, look at the time! And the day! And the empty contacts list on your phone!

Why don't you drag yourself on over to this fun, cozy place:
original.livestream.com/tedfufu

Why? Well, if your fetish is DOUBLE FEATURE MOVIES WITH STRANGERS, then boy are you in luck!

Choose from any of the movies listed below:
Antz
Cars 1
Batman: Mystery of the Batwoman

OR

You can get your daily dose of vitamins, minerals, and miscellaneous lipids by choosing from either the Ted Box or the Yaki Box! So vote, true believers, and come join us for a fun night of almost fun movies!

always voting antz box

Always yaki box

Flipping an Eggwich recipe booklet says I'm voting for Yaki

BATMAN.

voting Yaki box.

Ted box

Voting Yaki Box

First movie of the night is Project A-Ko, in which characters named after various letters of the alphabet engage in acts of destruction, lesbianism, and being late for school on a daily basis.

Fuck Antz.
Voting for more Yaki box.

Ted box

Project Batman.

voting ako box

Voting Ted Box

ANTZ

VOTE ERRYONE

Yaki Box

Flipping a big ol' rubber spoon says I'm voting for Ted

voting yko box

Antz

TED

ANTZ

if you would, please.

ANTZ

YAKI!

Ted box

I vote for Ted to show his penis live on stream

PLEASE

Ted

Ted box or bust

A-Ko's over, moving on to the second movie of the night involves Sylvester Stallone sweating and swinging from rocks, all while a bunch of bumbling crooks screw up a massive heist by continually bragging about how evil they are.