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Hey, don't worry, guy, pussy isn't all that great. I mean, don't get me wrong, it's pretty fucking great, but usually it comes attached to some bitch, and she usually expects you to give her things in return for access to her pussy. You know, shit like attention and money, and this can also extend to any given product that she considers valuable, like video games, musical instruments, books, movies, fine dinners at five star restaurants, beauty products, etc. Unless you're gonna fuck her once and then never see her again, you're gonna have to pay an exorbitant amount of money just to win her favor and get her pussy. So who cares tbh. Just get a onahole or some shit.

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Come to Papa's shed for coziness.

rent a hooker

How is being a wizard?

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18 year old virgin here so throw my advice in the fuckin trash if you feel like.

Id say just find a hooker and get it over with. Worrying over that shit takes mental capacity. There's better stuff you can do with that. Like clubing baby seals or tongue punching your cats fartbox. Pretty much anything is preferable to obsessing over poon and doing nothing about it. Even if you feel like your cheating by using money, take the patented online shooter mentality of "oh shit im not the absolute worst fucktard in this game." and appreciate the fact that you didnt come in absolute dead last. Its done wonders for me personally. (Not that ive had any fucking results in the poon department because of it though.) Regardless, it helps.

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wait a sec, are you trying to say you never had your penis inside a womans vagina or anus?

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fucking a fleshlight is no different from the real thing.

fuck off summerfag

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Don't worry you will get a girlfriend when everything is make great again.

fucked for life with no possibility of recovery, you will always be mentally fucked for that


slightly fucked for life with a possibility for recovery, but not full recovery, always going to have potential for being mentally fucked
IF you lost your virginity before 30


Am I in that sense lucky to be bisexual? Gay Solo porn is so fucking good.
Can't wait to fuck a guy finally.


nope, that is start, but nothing would be over

a hooker would be only there to fix his insecurity about being a virgin, he still has a virgin mind and has to find a gf or fuckbuddy

someone to fuck him every week


Trump is taking his sweet time to be declared God-Emperor ….

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that's nothing, still very possible to recover

just do it before you turn 25

How am I fucked for life? Is it the lack of human love for so long? So much isolation and emotional depravity?

Hunter-Gatherers would have married a wife, had countless sex, kids and would already be regarded as an old man with many accomplishments.

Yes. You were so lonely for so long. You will never be able to connect to other people your own age. You will be a bitter lonely old man. You already are, but you will only get older.

Opinion discarded

dominant bisexuality is master race and the epitome of masculinity

suck my dick, faggot

Opinion not even considered. Apply yourself.

Why are men dooomed at 30?

That's what I am talking about bro

We are wolves, we should not be bothered by the opinion of sheep like that. Stupid Plebs.

Don't lower yourself to normie standards. Getting laid shouldn't be something that you need to get over with.
The expectations of western society aren't to find a young woman, get married and fuck, the expectation is that you fuck someone you don't care, and make her a disposable cum dumpster. And fucking a disposable piece of meat isn't an achievement. This is coming from someone who could have gotten laid if he cared (that was, before I got hit with crippling anxiety and depression).

Shouldn't, yet yuo are.

I really am not, user. Nothing they ever said bothered me. That's why I didn't change.
It doesn't make me mad when they falsely accuse me of faggotry either, while they probably have some gay femdom fetish.

You're in the same boat?

I am 23.

And I am at the point where I rather go bisexual than continue being a virgin.
I feel like I am missing out.

Have you thought of hanging outside of schools?

No. Why should I do that, user?
I'm into twinks, not shota.