Why isn't bestiality a more popular fetish? people like aliens, monstergirls...

Why isn't bestiality a more popular fetish? people like aliens, monstergirls, furries and my little pony but some juicy horse pussy is too much for them?

I like elf lolis if that's anything close to your horses

It's extremely popular. The top videos on porn socket have millions of views.
Most people just have the good sense to keep their disgusting sexuality, whatever is, private.
You should follow their example.

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t. bitter minority who can't get a white gf

I'm white though

No wonder your kind is going extinct, you're both stupid and unable to breed

I don't want to breed. I'm abstinent.

You do realize that part of being human is wanting to breed right? You are in denial and trying to find a world view that accommodates your failure to find a mate. I bet your parents are proud. Please tell me that you are at least living a life where abstinence is a requirement such as a monk or a priest.

Your vile tricks will not rob me of my wizard powers.

Elton John never breeded, dumbass. He just had more of a purpose

Fuck, I mean Isaac Newton.

God damn.

Nicola Tesla never breeded, he knew women weren't worth it.

Kek, do you actually believe that abstinence was the reason for their success? I can list off 100x as many men who were successful in life and breeded. Unless you've done something comparable to their achievement then you are nothing but a genetic dead end and are a disappointment to all your ancestors,not to mention failing at the most basic element of existence.

Stop talking bullshit. My impacts on culture are far more significant than any of yours.

t. normalfag

I don't believe that holding the title as the man with the longest edging session counts as an "impact on culture". Anyway, even if you were to contribute anything to society they will all end when you die. Who will remember you? Your contributions might make it to some footnote in a first year master students last minute paper but will anyone remember your name?

Thanks for the edging session facts. Longest I've ever decided to go was 4 hours. Also, I am thee author of an underground comic book series. Dispensing of the material or of my info wouldn't be professional of me at a place like this though.

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How does a writing an underground unknown comic book equate to the actions of Newton and Tesla, let alone culture as a whole? And how does abstinence contribute to this "achievement"?

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My work is the equivalent of Shakespeare running an underground comic book buiness.

My work is just underrated in these times

Also, ahead of it's time. No doubt about it.

My collection of hentai crops is ahead of its time.

Well you've pulled me in this bait this far, how about you share a page of your comics for us

Perhaps a later period. But right now I'm too occupied with Smashing ,my good frend

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Well I believed you for a minute, but at least I know that I'll have someone by me when I'm dying. Maybe when you're at your death bed technology will have progressed to a point where you can have a Mario-bot and Luigi-bot at your side.

because hurr durr animal aboos :(

even though

Must be suffering, being cucked to 3DPD.

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At least now I know that the abstinence part is true, although probably not by choice

I put on an sarcastic show and you fell for it. It was a merely an act.

Shut the fuck up

You merely fell for me falling for your "master troll".

I was just sitting around having fun and shit.

Your newfag is showing, but I'll let you figure out how.

Sage is not a downvote, newfag.

You redditors always make it so easy to identify your kind.

Sage negated :^)

I don't care if I'm a Redditor. I make the best contributions on this shitty board. I write the best stories. I do everything to please you pathetics.

your "service" is unwanted. go back.

service this! *whips out dick*

Lol! Upboat for you my good sir!

Shut the fuck up

You shut the fuck up too. You know it to be true I'm better

Thank you, you are a gentleman and a scholar.

hehe *blushes* thanks for rping with me colon three

go back to reddit you casual

w-wanna yiff? ;3

Calling me a casual does nothing.

My thoughts are complex and I have a lot more understanding than you.

What does Holla Forums think it is?

God damn all you people fucking suck.

None of you can fuckin think.

You're worse than Tumblr.

Hopefully you freaks continue dying out.

rly makes you think

lol okay. fuck off back to plebbit now.

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I too am disgusted a person would choose a flappy disgusting roastie over tight beautiful dolphin pussy

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