Food Porn

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The most disgusting thing i've ever seen

Una torta de paloma.
This picture must be of Peruvian origin.

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That's not food, that's a reflection of your inner self and your role in society.

lol dude stop posting your mom she wouldn't like that

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motherfucker. i'm so happy

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this hurts my brain

have a pear instead. healthy calories

a calorie is a calorie

not really. ounce of sugar, pound of vinegar dressing.
if i eat a cupcake, it's different than a caroot

Interpretation may differ depending on context.
Calorie is an energy measurement unit, it takes one calorie to heat up one gram of water by one degree celsius. Since digestion requires oxygen it is basically a fuel burning process.

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this

yes, because a cupcake probably has more calories than a carrot, while the carrot has better micronutrients

You are nasty.

a dietary 'Calorie' is in fact 1000 calories or 4190 joules.

this is why you should just use kilojoules as your unit for energy

That was premium.