What would you do if you won the lottery and was left with 700 000 of your local currency, after taxes?

What would you do if you won the lottery and was left with 700 000 of your local currency, after taxes?

First thing I'd do is go out to a nice steakhouse or sushi bar with my parents (but probably alone since they dont like sushi and i hate eating with them)

Then I'd go to sleep then wake up the next morning and shop for a house and a car.

Then I'd probably have 500,000 left. I'm honestly not a person who spends money frivously so I'd probably put 450k in the bank to just sit and keep working my job (due to my insurance) and spend 50k for "fun"

"fun" for me = buying a gaming PC that ive always wanted and paying a high end escort to take her out on a date since I've never been on a date I'd like to experience dating. Then the rest for just like usual fun shit. Video games. Gambling. Useless shit like that

live like a god for the rest of my life

unless u live in a shithole 700k isnt going to last the rest of your life unless u die young

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The real fun joke was when he said he'd pay for an escort… Fucking trick getting pimped for your money… You are scum and a creature… Real mofos don't be paying for bitches dumb fuck… GET SOME GAME!!!

that would cover about one week's groceries

say you invest it at 5% return. that's $35,000 a year. sounds like plenty to me.

what are you, indian?

i already said too much in this datamining thread

Well which groceries would you buy? I'm dying to hear all about it

at least you don't need to spend any money on toilet paper

fag

Buy dreamhouse. Invest a large portion of remainder. Live on strict low income in hopes of remaining jobless forever.

for 700K? maybe in Nebraska

Buy modest house and car.
Keep 100k for living expenses/hobbies/extraneous bullshit for a year or so.
Rest in low risk dividend stock.

PepsiCo has a dividend yield of ~3% according to one site I looked at just now. Assuming it stays that way, $400,000 would give me an extra $12,000 per year on top of what I earn with a real job.
This is assuming no diversification of my portfolio whatsoever and that I never play any buying/selling games. Of course I'd actually put some thought in it beyond googling "low risk dividend stocks" for a minute or so if such a scenario were to occur.

Live only slightly better than paycheck to paycheck. And go jobless for the rest of my life.

Purchase some nice gym equipment and expensive food stuffs, donate 50k swedish crowns to the nordic resistance movement and save the rest for later.

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I'd feel sorry for the guy who gets 700,000 zimbabwe dollars

Sweden is becoming a hellhole and our mainstream nationalist party is just a bunch of massive faggots. The Nordic resistance seems like the best option.

I would invest in 8 chan, to ensure it's world-wide recognition and development.

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can I move to UK first before I get that lottery?

I will get university degree, and so much courses as i can.

Buy a nuke, nuke the Israel, and pay anti-semitic people so they redpill the rest of the world and destroy the rest if kikes. I will start from US, as US has the same amount of kikes the Israel has.

you'll just blew it on game and porn. believe me
if that much of money could gave you degree, you'll set to life

Dem triples

But wait, oh shit, OP said "local currency".

Well then I'll forget about the nukes and spread anti-kike propaganda. Fuck kikes, and fuck you kike that reads this, you will soon be in hell.

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Call my friendly stockbroker and have him invest it for me.

What could possibly go wrong?

Do I sense The Jews have become involved in this thread, simply because money has been mentioned?

No-no, what are you, some goy? First give him usury money, then make him invest it. While waiting for returns from investment you rape a kid and then eat him. After this you suck each other's scarred dicks. Then you pray for moloch, take back the investments and the money from the friendly stockbrocker. Now THAT'S basic jewry.

P-please no bully, Moshe.

Smart guy :^) I was having doubts whether to state Pound, Euro or USD in my OP but i went with local currency to simplify the hypothetical.


You are the only one who thought of handing out money to his family…

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Have a massive house built in the middle of nowhere in eastern europe or perhaps russia and be left alone. Probably buy up the surrounding 50 acres and put up a fence to keep people out.

jej, didn't notice that. I can't tolerate them by much but I figure they could have some chump change. I'd up the portion if they'd give me a good enough reason.

give it all to other people in exchange for things i want? what else does money do?

Family is family, after all. What's the point of being wealthy if you don't share it?

land, house, workshop/garage with tools, a daily drive beater that isn't a complete pile of shit.

then I'd spend a few months working on some project in said workshop.

buy a house closer to people i care about and start living normal life

I would buy Holla Forums, replace all the mods and make a solid effort to make this place great again. Jim is a fucking waste of space and he should die.

S-stop ur hurting my feelings

Impostor!!

Pay off house, buy a bunch of Google stock

I'd probably just continue doing what I do now but fancier. I'd move out of my parents house (not completely NEET, I do the occasional odd job and pay them the rent they ask for, do chores, cook dinner, etc.), God bless them but I hate them so much. They're dirty, they're hoarders, and they can be pleasant sometimes but interacting with them is like playing asshole roulette (fucking Polacks, I think I manage to avoid chimping out most of the time but I swear we have demonnigger blood so I have to constantly walk on eggshells to be sure I act minimal Pole). So yeah, I'd move out, get a small-to-medium home. I don't need much room, most of my shit is digital. Get a closet with board games, RPGs, puzzles and retro vidya. Fill the cupboards with unhealthy snacks. Eat out at unhealthy fast food joints, restaurants varying in fanciness from fucking Denny's to classy Thai buffets with happy ending. If I get diabetes or have a stroke, FIX ME, I'M RICH, BITCH. Get a White Ranger morphsuit to wear 24/7. Maybe try 3DPD now that I can afford it. I'll try fucking anything once and I'd kinda just like to see what all the hubbub is about. Most likely dump her for being a dumb whore. Try a mail-order trap bride, hookers, ultimately settle for a sex doll and 2D. Upgrade my PCs, get the best internet connection I can, get a fireplace, some good AC, bundle up in a comfy blanket and spend the rest of my days watching movies/porn, playing games/porn and shitposting/porn with you faggots. I think that's the real American dream, fellas.

Continue my life as a hikikomori

id buy a new pc and keep leeching off of parents, while w8iong for that money to pile up with % off of bank account

Keep 20k for expendable funds, spread the rest out into some low-mid risk investments. Carry on with life as per routine. My brother made 80k from a lottery, it barely lasted him a few months. I'm not making the same mistake.

Taxes yeah right. I have machine guns. I don't have to pay taxes

Buy 250K of gold and silver, 250K low-risk investment, 50K of bitcoin, donate 70K to charity, $5000 on cool stuff that I want, rest can go sit in my bank account.

A quick google said that the average investment return was 7.81% so if I invested all of my 700k I would get $54,600~ in return every year. I would keep investing and make decent money for the rest of my life I guess. I wouldnt spend a dime and my investments would probably be in more of a safer area so I might not get 7.81% to begin with but if I did in 2 years I can have 800k.

pick one

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lol nerd

how am I nerd?

you want to pay off your debts

so? debt sucks

only if its interest is more than you can make with the borrowed money

well, it's not like my income is any way guaranteed, but debt is. If bank loses my money due to "unpredictable market crash" I can't just go there and take my money by force, I don't have enough guns to do that. But If I lose my money and can't pay off bank, they have quite enough guns to take every last penny I have.

First I'd go and talk with my old pastor (who owns an engineering firm) about how I should best invest this money.

I would look into buying a duplex with the money and rent it out to my friends as a source of passive income. Hell, I would buy multiple duplexes and rent them out to my friends and family that I trust and respect.

I would keep working my job and living normally and use some of the money to return to school and get a degree in accounting. Graduate with no debt and move up in the industry. I would then try to get a job that I could work from home and use the ability to work from home as an opportunity to travel.

Then as I travel I would visit all my political group buddies and fund some of their activities by buying a plot of land and building a headquarters for them, over time I would help fund their operations with the income that I generate from the properties I own.

I would continue to live a minimalist lifestyle and make sure that all my possessions could fit into the back of truck, live as cheaply as I can.

Eventually when I can just live off of passive income, I would stop working as an accountant and start going on missionary trips with other Christians. I would visit the poor and impoverished and help them know God but also the realities of the world around them. I would also encourage insurgency groups among them in their countries, encourage their racial identity and fill them with Fascistic ideas.

I would help my girlfriend buy a car and make sure that she is taken care of, she could come with me or stay behind, I would eventually make children with her and teach my children to carry on my family legacy. I would make copies of the family book and expand upon it, continue to preserve my family heritage.

In order to expand my money income, I would buy stocks in numerous companies. If I could I would buy stocks in local companies I trust. I would use the dividends to support my children, wife and organizations that I support.

I would make my money, make more money for me and use it to influence the world around me. I would also bail one of my buddies out of jail and help him get back on his feet.

That's a good idea of what I would do.

Buy a house out in the mountains with some land around it and start homesteading

first thing… probably fuck some aaa+ escorts and then book a flight somewhere

later down the track it's a dream to start my own studio so probably that

I would put half into CD's and pretend I'd only won half as much. I only have average intelligence and below-average willpower, and the average lottery winner ends up worse off than before.