Holla Forums – META

Holla Forums – META
Please use this thread to discuss content regarding the board, moderation, and rules.

Users are welcome and encouraged to help refine the community by suggesting and discussing changes.
8ch.net/b/rules.html

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8ch.net/log.php?board=b
tsroxxy8in.tumblr.com/archive
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8ch.net/b/
merriam-webster.com/dictionary/navel-gazing
archive.fo/gB92b
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boards.4chan.org/b/
free-gg.link/JFXaab
boards.4chan.org/bant/thread/1619174
painintheenglish.com/case/1063
jrbooksonline.com/polish_atrocities.htm
youtube.com/user/carmenpastor4
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twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

For the past month I have been experimenting with moderating Holla Forums and I have decided to make a few changes in order for the moderation to feel more consistent and for the content to be more organized.

For a long time the users and moderation have had no rules aside from the global Holla Forums rule. As a result users weren't very sure what was or wasn't going to be removed or get them banned, and the moderation felt very inconsistent.

Adding a guideline will help clarify what content is and is not allowed, and will make the process feel much more consistent rather than individuals moderating differently.


There will be 1 designated sticky thread for users to discuss the board, moderation, and rules with each other and the moderators of Holla Forums.

There will also be a designated cyclical thread for users to shitpost and spam all that they want.

fuck you

dude fuck off with your stickies. GO AWAY WE DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU. I ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH USELESS CUM STAINS ON MY MONITOR FOR FUCK'S SAKE.

can we have a loli thread?

yes, unless some random faggot decides that it's cancer, in which case no

these rules are fucking stupid

But its already been shown that it doesn't matter how consistent the mods on this board are because jim can always just come along and permaban whoever he wants from all boards just because he doesn't like what they posted.
The moderation will NEVER be consistent.

Sure, and all the pictures deleted and all the users banned.

i deem this thread cancer. delete it immediately.

WE NEED MORE FUNNY MIMIS THREADS XDDDDDD

HAHAHHA!!! BORK BORK XDDD

For how long have you been in league with the gay community?

When are ID's and flags coming back?

this thread is gay

this

Spam ruined my thread, man.

Doesn't matter if it's legal too, you're gonna get banned

ID fags not wanted

use the report feature to help the mods find it.

kill the mods

i'd love per-post captcha too, since dys is doing all he can to shit up Holla Forums.

Yes, loli is fine.


I've never seen Jim delete anything on this board that isn't illegal. If he does archive it for proof. All boards (with the setting enabled) have a public board log.
8ch.net/log.php?board=b


That rule is the one I want to change the most. Cancer can't exactly be objectified, but it can usually be agreed upon, so I may have to do some refining.

give the spammer vol again

t. not hex

perhaps we could implement some kind of voting system. If every comment had two arrows next to it, one pointing up and the other pointing down, users could easily click which comments they would like to see voted up and which comments they would like to see voted down

I really like this idea!!!

Downvoted

ubpoated :-DDDDDDDd

That permanent ban from all boards for dost wasn't illegal, I saw that thread and there wasn't anything worthy of a permanent ban from all boards yet jim swooped in and took care of it since you guys weren't being his bitch boys for him at that particular moment.

Lynch yourself you worthless negro

Want the freedom to post jailbait

non-nude jailbait should be allowed please. You call this freedom of speech?

SAGE!

tsroxxy8in.tumblr.com/archive

I'll fuck this tranny when she comes back to California, AMA.

enough said, kill yourself.

RIP Holla Forums 2013-2015

pretty sure that goes without saying

Stop banning legal pedoshit.

That's funny, I've seen a shitton of legal pedo posts banned

this

Ban anyone who posts files of girls under 18 years old.

I've also seen more than one alternative Holla Forums removed when they started to take off despite having nothing illegal

hau ab, antipedokike. there is nothing wrong with posting .pdo files

I was banned for posting regular pictures of little girls not doing anything and they still got removed for dost. I appealed by saying "I was being sarcastic, I'm not a pathetic pedo" Mods are dumbasses

Thats because they refused to let jim cuck them, the only reason dysnomia is still a mod is because he plays by jims rules, the second thats no longer the case he'll be replaced with someone who will.
Thats why things around here can never get better and Holla Forums is basically a lost cause as long as jim is in charge.

xd

really makes you think…

test(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

The funniest part is those pictures probably do violate dost, its so vague pretty much any picture of a child fits one of the criteria.

XD rest in peace Holla Forums lel

yeah it really makes me think you posted an old picture.

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Too little, too late, Dysnomia.
You have fucked around with these users so long and so hard that none of them take you remotely seriously, none of them have any respect for you, and none of them give a flying fuck what you do or don't do with this board anymore. Everyone who did care is long gone.
Everyone knows that without the power to ban people, you have no real authority here anyway. As long as VPN is allowed, bans mean nothing and people can post CP all damn day, you can ban them all damn day, and they can switch VPNs and continue posting CP all damn day. You should actually be pretty fucking grateful that you haven't really been down that road, tbh. But the point is that you can institute all the fucking restrictions you want….they will be ignored by the people who want to ignore them, and the rest of the people who don't like it will leave. And we know that the only reason you are even attempting this is because the board activity is STILL dropping, just as I told you it would.

It is time to face the facts, fatboy. This board is dying, and there is only one thing you can do to save it: Leave. Turn the board over to Jim, turn around, and walk away forever. Otherwise you might just as well delete the board entirely, because that is where it is heading and you bloody well know it.
You lose.
Good day, sir.

is it ok to post pictures of little girls if theyre already dead

mara can't consent


it was February this year

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Hello dysnomia.

What do you think would happen if a board required that users take an intelligence test and core high on it if they wanted to gain access? Would the exclusive nature of such a board attract users?

Could this possibly improve Holla Forums?

I've had this thought for a while now, and I wanted to see what you thought of it.

How could anyone be a pedo/hebephile anyways?

No. We need an invite-only chan.

Invitechan
Invichan

I don't fucking know, but it's a good idea

Face is too developed and she has too many agendas

I DECLARE THAT FROM NOW ON EVERY TIME DYSNOMIA MAKES A STICKY THREAD WE ALL POST PICS OF ASSES TO LET HIM KNOW WHAT WE THINK OF HIM.

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midriff is haram, cover her up or face the consequences.

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I'm successful in life and sociable with a good badass reputation from everyone but I'm also mentally ill?

What prevents retards from inviting other retards? Also, I was thinking more about a board on Holla Forums than a new website.

Your post avoided the devil by just one number which means it's unbannable. I wouod fuck the shit out've her. Wait, is it CP if you post normal pictures but type in a sexual description with them?

Ah, well it's July now. Which moderator made the ban?

Is the right option really

I bet you can't name one thing thats changed about Holla Forums in the last 5 months, excluding the pph dropping of course.

Rules page updated. 8ch.net/b/rules.html


We would lose a lot of users.

To the pedos posting in this thread, this thread is for meta related content. If you want to post pedoshit do it in a designated pedo thread.

I am enforcing the rules. All pedo posts deleted ITT.

You call me a sicks but it was just photography tricks! She was either really hot from that angle or she is just naturally attractive.

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Did you run that change regarding pedo content past jim first?

You still haven't managed to figure out how to ban people using VPNs though. Until you do that, you can't enforce jack shit. You can delete and ban, but the user can come back and repost. That is not rule enforcement, that is masturbation.

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You think an 8 YEAR OLD LITTLE GIRL is hot?! That's child exploitation!

Range bans are back and functioning as of today.
>>>/sudo/40654
07/19/2017
* Restored range bans by replacing drop down menu with [RB] button (/24 only).

How about this- if a mod is trying to figure out if a thread is cancer they go look at the 4chan catalog and if the same thread is there then it's cancer.

Range bans have never been effective and you know it.

Good idea, except then they would have to delete half the board.

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way ahead of you 8ch.net/log.php?board=b

hello i am board owner of other board how do i ban pedophiles never expire ban

Yeah okay Mr. SJW

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Dysnomia is a faggot stop sucking his dick remember he spammed the board and tried to kill this place fuck off all of you.

There are unindexed boards on Holla Forums with communities that have millions of posts on them. You just cant find them because you werent invited.

I think you misread me.
*I* am using a VPN, and I think you would be stupid not to use a VPN on a chan.
My piont was not to argue for banning VPN use, my point was merely to say that unless you do you will never really have the power to ban anyone.

Or because he is too stupid to use Google.

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They don't exist. Or atleast the "millions" of people who use them

This wasn't a joke I'd actually like an answer to this. I'm not about to start posting pictures jim doesn't like just so he can come over here and permaban me from the entire site.

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millions of posts != millions of users

you would be surprised at how much post output just a small group can have.

I remembered him saying users

You dumbasses

checked

HURRRR DUURRRRRR How do I run a website?

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unban me, faggot

There's a difference between pedo and CP you moron

Bring back flags pls.

dysnomia pls go

I've yet to hear one honest retort against having flags.

DYSNOMIA FUCK OFF

There's no need for it. It's just less anonymity. Also if you're not using a VPN or at least a proxy you need to kill yourself.

Will do.

If you're using TOR, swapping VPNs between every post, and hiding behind twelve gorrillion proxies (as you should be) - why would you be bothered about flags to begin with?

Also…
No, but they do result in some entertaining banter from time to time.

When are you going to go back to /reddit/ where you belong?

your english language skills are a cringe, Dys.
just because you know how to spell a word doesn't mean you can make it mean what you want it to mean.
get a dictionary and use it because you sound like a pretentious child
there's no excuse for the poor english on the rules page either

Go back to /a/

Le epic doge did a hurting XDD. Pls do nut hurt de le woofer xDd!1!!1!!!!!1!1!1

wat

for those that cant read:

dont spam boi
dont illegal boi
u gon git bann boi

FUCC BOIYE

This is an image board, not a chat board.
You want banter, go to Facebook or a chatboard.
90% of this board's problems stem from conversation, not images. If Dysnomia banned all text for 30 days this site would become awesome again simply because there wouldn't be such snivelling pussy conversation or people who THINK that they are entertaining or funny with words. Force people to communicate with shared images and the shit-tier posters will be rendered irrelevant really fucking quickly.

Thats a horrible idea and you should feel horrible for having it.
But by all means prove me wrong, make a new board thats image only and advertise it here, if its such a great idea people will flock to it.

It is an idea that Dysnomia considered trying at one point, FWIW.

Tell me, since you are the one saying that it is a horrible idea, please state the reasons why you think that. Is it just because it wouldn't be "popular"? Because the whole point here is that we are trying to determine why chans (image boards) which once were very popular are now dying so rapidly. My suggestion is to return to the basic things which made them popular to begin with, image sharing, which has largely been supplanted by conversation on chans. At least the theory has logical validity, so you can't dismiss it outright. But I would certainly be willing to hear legitimate points of criticism if you are willing to share them.

For example, you may think it is too extreme a change. OK, the other thing that was discussed at the same time was requiring every post to have an image accompany it. Sort of an intermediary step between what we have now and banning text entirely. That was shot down rapidly because all it would accomplish is using shitload of bandwidth for memes that would be posted merely as an excuse to spout textshit. In other words, it would make things worse.

Eliminating text would not stop conversation. It would just make it occur through the images. People would have to ask themselves whether it is important enough to say something that they would be willing to open Photoshop, type what they want to say on to an image, and then post it every time. Most people would not want to do that for simple snarkiness, but would be willing to do so in order to make an important point. The level of textual conversation would therefore rise, even though the volume of textual conversation would decrease. In addition, more original image content would appear.

But maybe your objection is that you don't come here for images at all. Maybe you only come here for conversation, in which case I would argue that you are on the wrong website entirely, and would be much better off fucking off to Facebook.

same fag here
Either way, the burden of "proof" is on you, as you are the one objecting to the idea.

we nearly never get original pics here. it's rarer than a slim american. Holla Forums would simply recycle meme pics lifted from other sites or an unimaginative image search

lol

One b&, please. I need to study

i had a hidden board that only invited people a while ago. it wasnt on this site, but it was still p comfy.

tits or gtfo

What does your nipple look like?

what happened to omlet?
just hemmoroids, or something worse?
fingers crossed

It's simple: ban pedos, kill pedos, and ban the nuisance pedokike (((L * A I N I S S H I T)))

It's simple: ban anti-pedo kikes, kill anti-pedo kikes, and ban the gay anti-pedo kike (((hex)))

I'm depressed and I'm probably going to kill myself sometime before the year ends. Have any ideas for a painless suicide?

Rules page updated.
8ch.net/b/rules.html

wow only 30 days ban for posting cp, i just know that, always thought its permaban

Ban everything I don't like, because my feelings are the most important!
t. average Holla Forums user

(´・ω・`) ?

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hotwheel is that u?

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The DOST test covers images that aren't necessarily "illegal" but are sexually suggestive nonetheless. I don't want them on the board.

The best example I can think of would be some kind of non-nude ecchi (I don't know what it's called in 3D)

Are you trying to make Holla Forums a normalfag safe-space?
Fuck off Dysnomia.
There is nowhere else worth spamming on the entire internet that has some type of userbase to piss off. Holla Forums is cancer so why can't I spam it? 4chan doesn't allow spam. Now Holla Forums doesn't allow spam. Fuck you! Where am I supposed to fucking spam now??!!

Oh, so now people have to limit themselves to one thread when you can make 5000 shit threads because you're a special snowflake?
My my, Dysnomia, you are by far the shittiest mod Holla Forums has ever had. I'd rather have Boox back than you as a mod. Heck, even Jim would be better.
You're making this board into your own safe space and normalfag board.

Trips confirm that

is a nigger

What the fuck is you doin?? Can't you go moderate >>>/reddit/ if you want a safe space?? Holla Forums is not meant to be serious, yet here you are, trying to make a random shitposting board into a serious board.
Great job, buckaroo!

Then maybe you should've posted it on >>>/reddit/ or 4chan you fucking normalfag.

Doing god's work, user.


Dysnomia is cool as a person, but is shit as a Holla Forums mod. We need some fucking crackhead 8/r9k/ user as our mod instead, not some old bro who listens to hipster music.


Then we'd cheat on the test or lie on it. :^)
"The world's biggest geniuses are the world's biggest assholes."
Besides, what type of 'smart' people would even use Holla Forums anymore?


He tried spamming and killing the board? Then he would've made a great mod. Too bad he faked it all only to rule a normalfag dystopian over the users, making them 'behave' like Reddit slaves.

suggestion #1

no more fuckign stickies on Holla Forums

stickies do not belong on Holla Forums, why do i have to explain this to the mods is beyond me, oh wait maybe because the mods are the cancer killing Holla Forums

meta posting is cancerous because it lacks content and it promotes further meta posting, i am literally now meta-meta-posting, such is the absurdity that this shit generates

if you want your meta discussion create a meta board so you can make your faggy cancerous and / or attention whore blog posts there

sage goes in all fields

Yes Holla Forums sucks
I hope somebody goes on a proxy and spams the shit out of this board

dubs confirm

fuck off you double nigger

i never said Holla Forums was shit

if theres something killing or trying to kill something, it doesnt make that thing shit

there is a difference between being dead and being killed

this place is slowly turning into 4chan, well it practically is. I see more porn and kik shit and data mining normalfags who want opinions on who the hottest roastie is. nothing here is OC or interesting anymore, just complete garbage because none of the mods are fucking shit. yes im looking at you dysomnia.

>(((hex)))
I haven't been a mod for like a week and a half, nigger. What did I do to make you so butthurt? Must have been good

how mad were you when you got unmodded?

not mad at all, it was actually really time consuming since it made me spend more time here.

For cancer, I would consider /r9k/ tier and Holla Forums tier threads since there are about fucking 50 of those threads up right now

and by /r9k/ tier, I mean the "WAAAAAH I WANT A 3DPD" threads

Legal content was removed again in the pedo thread. The fuck is wrong with you?

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Bullshit. I want one simple thing: all legal content stays, unless it is spam or flooding. There is no slippery slope except the one where "illegal" is judged further and further toward puritanism.

And if mods delete all of that you'll just say

You know what, disregard that, I suck cock. That guy was clearly progressing toward posting actual CP, fuck him

test

Find a drumstick.
Shove it in your ass.
Go to Dysnomia's house and ring the doorbell.
When he answers it, tell him you are a corndog.
He will swallow you whole in one go, and you will never feel a thing.

Someone please explain to me what effect banning has on someone who is deliberately fucking with this board while using a VPN. Nobody has ever explained how banning is an effective way to stop people from spamming/flooding/posting CP repeatedly if they want to. Unless I am mistaken, the only way to stop that is rangebanning, and even that is only marginally effective, and has the unpleasant side-effect of banning many good users along with the bad. Am I understanding this right? Is coming up with all these new rules actually nothing but bullshit talk, or is there an accurate and effective way to actually ban one specific individual who is using a VPN?

>8ch.net/b/rules.html

Are you seriously suggesting that your users search the entire catalog before posting a new thread? Every time? That is awfully optimistic of you. One might even go so far as to say naive.

Bring back oekaki. Why do you keep getting rid of it anyways?

bestbaby.ga

bestbaby.ga

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Can you point to the post that was deleted in the logs?
Because if you posted a some legal and illegal content in the thread, he might have just deleted all photos.
Also, this isn't a court and the mods aren't lawyers. Some "legal" content might get deleted, especially with something as vague as the dost test that is open to the interpretation of the mods.

Wew lad now theres people replying to deleted posts all over the fucking board now good job.(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Get over it. The rule says no exceptions.

I'm not upset, it doesn't effect me in the slightest. You're just shitting up your own board when you delete every post someones made thats all.

You're kinda hot when you get all fiery.

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How does this break "dost"?

newfag pls go

They have a thread? when did this happen?

When dysnomia decided to try and be consistent with the rules. hes on a record breaking streak currently.

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Now you are starting to understand.

EVERY photo (or realistic drawing!) of a juvenile breaks dost because Holla Forums itself is by definition a "sexualized context". So it is completely arbitrary what gets deleted and what does not.

TFW you have been banned over 50 times and are still posting in violation of the rules.

The idiotic part of this is that he is trying to be consistent with the rules by changing the rules to match his behavior, rather than changing his behavior to match the rules. What he is doing to the posted policies of the board is no different than what a shitposting spammer does to the board. And the retard thinks it is going to make the board better!

There has never been any need to change the rules. The rules are not what has been the problem. The problem has been how the rules are enforced. And it remains the case today, even with the new rules (which 90% of posters don't even know about because they ignore Dysnomia's sticky threads entirely).
There is no way to enforce the rules beyond deletion of an image or thread. That is no deterring factor. It is nothing but a mild irritant, which serves only as an encouragement to escalation if the person is posting something as a troll.
I have said it before and I will repeat it because it has obviously not gotten through the thick layer of blubber surrounding Dysnomia's peabrain…the rules don't matter unless you are able to ban. And I don't mean rangeban, that is bullshit and doesn't work. I mean actually ban someone permanently and effectively. If Dysnomia doesn't have that mod tool available to him, all he is doing here with the rules is jerking off. That is the reality that he can either face or ignore. But the longer he ignores it, the more people are leaving the board for good. Average PPH is still dropping by 10 per week. This board's reputation is horrible, and when people talk about it they invariably mention the name Dysnomia as being the biggest factor in why Holla Forums is such shit. Not the pedos, not the spammers, not the flooders, not the bronies, but the board owner himself. Let that sink in…the people who are leaving here are not leaving because of the low thread quality! If low thread quality drove people away then 4chan's Holla Forums woudl be dyign as well. But it isn't. No, people are leaving here because of the ineptitude of the board owner, NOT because they are tired of seeing dick pics, pedo threads, or ponies or discord spam. (They are sick of those things, but that is not why they are leaving.)

This latest effort will be of no more consequence than the last. It will not even be noticed by most people. The only people it affects will be the CP posters and trolls who don't use proxies. If there even are such people.

best ban appeal ever
+1

There is no mod tool that can ban someone permanently and effectively, banning by IP is the most effective way to ban someone and its still a fucking joke to anyone even remotely tech savvy.

Either you're trolling or you don't understand DOST. The picture has to be sexualized

let alone genitals or pubic area

That's generally what makes it sexualized

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lot of posts got banned where neither is visible
mods don't get when dost is applicaple and when it's not

I hope you're not talking about that little girl in the revealing "angel" costume on a bedsheet, that was clearly too cheesy.

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I think it would help if the mods actually read the court case itself to see how it was used when it was actually used in a legal sense. Because they're using it in a completely different context that wouldn't apply to any of the images that get people banned here.

scholar.google.com/scholar_case?case=9482047682589425170&hl=en&as_sdt=10000000000002&as_vis=1

I know dost is just an excuse for them to not just write "whatever we find offensive we'll ban you for" because thats even more vague than dost is but I still think if consistency is the goal then dost isn't the way to go about it.

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Trying to get the moderation on Holla Forums to be as consistent as possible makes me butthurt? Okay pal.

are you stupid?

Let me have my pipe dream.

the context here is 8ch.net/b/ , a notorious pedo haven
any pics of minors repurposed as fap material in a pedo thread are illegal
pics of kid's pussies would pass on a pediatric gynecology site, but not on a site removed from google for pedoshit
this isn't hard to understand, user. you're just being a pedo

Nope. The wording is "presented in a sexualized context". That means that clothed kids presented in ANY context in which the intent is for the viewer to receive sexual gratification violate the dost. A thread which entitles itself "CP thread" or "pedo thread", defines itself as that context. Since Holla Forums is a board which commonly hosts such threads (several of them appear currently), Holla Forums itself can legally be considered a sexual context. This is NOT new interpretation, user. This interpretation has been used in courts already, and is why the mods have been instructed to err on the side of caution.

Oh look, Dysnomia has updated the list of rules that he can't enforce. How cute. Somebody should pat him on the head, if they can manage to reach it from around that massive fleshy belly he has.

The really sad part is that even if he could enforce the rules he would only do it for a couple days before he got tired of it, and then he would just stop and move on to the next thing that popped into his ADD brain.

the rules just 404 for me now.

He probably thought up another new one to add.
"Anyone who points out that you can't actually be banned will be banned for 30 thousand years."

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How aboat a cycling Slivovitz thread? Please upvote.

dammit, mod I almost failed my test.

ban me

WHY THE FUQUE DO I HAVE TO REUPLOAD EVERYTHING AGAIN AFTER SOLVING CAPTCHA THIS FUQUING SUX WHEN I HAVE 10MB OF STUFF ON MY MOBILE PHONE

Ban the pedos again. These are people who actively, directly encourage the rape of children if they're not doing it themselves.

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You act like being gay is a comparable insult to being a pedophile.

One is an abomination against God and nature, possessed of twisted minds and morals, incapable of rationality where sexuality is concerned. Depraved and self-absorbed they'll spread their disease anywhere they can. The other likes to fuck little girls.

Ban the anti-pedo kikes. These are people who actively, directly encourage the genocide of whites

tbh I wouldn't listen to anything this faggot has to say since he doesn't know how the site works and he isn't willing to put his idealism into practice.

t. jew

what makes you think it is the same user?
Sounds to me like at least one of them knwos not only how the site works but how the law in the US works.
Not sure how you can know what he/they do or don't put into practice either.
You sound stupid, and impulsively judgmental, frankly.
I don't mind judgmental, but it should be based on something a little more substantial than your personal feelings.

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test

WTF man, why was my thread deleted?

Am i in heaven ? *O*

wow, all Holla Forums, we're getting more alive

Okay, what in the actual shit is going on around here? A thread that was just getting started on a Youtube pedo faggot BTFO himself was just deleted, why? What is this shit? I'm sick of this 4chan-tier bullshit. Is this the new thing now, is Holla Forums in charge of defending child predators? Are we officially stopping the whole "lol childfucking's just a meme" angle?

All of these random, active threads getting 404'd for no apparent reason.

Dys, what the fuck are you up to this time?

Pedo shit outside of the shit thread.


Purge cancer.

Okay, so you want discussion on taking out a pedo to be moved to a thread glorifying pedos, is that you're stance here? You know how fishy that is, right?

Don't get me wrong. I didn't look to deep into the thread, I saw pedoshit and I deleted it.

I should lurk moore.

Be a benevolent god and bring back the gay threads plz

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I fixed the rules/contacts HTML. I don't know why they 404'd. I just remade them.

a better idea for you, go back to reddit

Fuck you, if it's legal it needs to stay

MAKE CANCER ILLEGAL!

BRING HOTWHEELS BACK

Back from the dead?

Maybe there is a company that recycles pigfood.

FUCK OFF FBIBOT

Rules page updated.
8ch.net/b/rules.html

- added additional guides for moderators to follow (will probably be looking for some new mods son)
- pedos removed
proven again they can't handle the responsibility of keeping it legal. I don't mind removing the illegal stuff myself but botmod seems to have stopped working and can't get rid of the FBI bots crawling the site.

Or could you give us a cyclical?

Any specific qualifications? I'm feeling a bit power hungry.

Aren't you guys the group that posts with Maka/AJ poster and all those dudes?

What happened to AJ did he became gay?


Qualifications:
- like Holla Forums
- want to help make Holla Forums better
- active
- can read
- not fugthelug

Aj has always been gay.

So when the FBI see pedo stuff they spam the board with bots trying to catch pedos?

Well someone spams the board with CP bots when pedos show up, so who is it, pedos or FBI, or are the FBI pedos?

Gosh, what a mystery

But this is a shitposting-friendly board. Says so on the label. If it is legal, it should stay. Otherwise you are just being an arbitrary dick.


Do that and you will have 5 threads left on the entire board. WHAT THE FUCK ARE THE STANDARDS??? HOW ARE PEOPLE SUPPOSED TO KNOW??? Didn't you say something about that at the very top of this thread? Oh yes, here it is…


Where is this fucking guideline that lets people know what you consider "cancer" to be? Where are the criteria listed? And why is the board still full of it if you are treatign it all the same?

Fuck you, you bloated retard. You are just impulsively deleting shit you feel like deleting. You are not only making yourself look like an idiot (again), but this time you are making your mods look like stupid fuckers as well. That is *very* uncool, and I hope they tell you to go to hell.

this

This will be all played off as a "kek, I troled u guise again" thread by the end. Just strap on your proxies, post whatever the fuck you want and assume the thread was made by someone posting CP or near it or "off topic" posts in another thread, and it's likely to disappear at a moment's notice.

Welcome to Holla Forums dumbass

tbh I wouldn't listen to anything this faggot has to say since he doesn't know how the site works and he isn't willing to put his idealism into practice.

ok
why
serious

We don't allow fags to post with us.

you are very persistent

not persistent enough to just stop being a tripfag attention whore and change their identity so they have a shot at doing what they wanted to do for months
but theres just something about a womans brain that makes them value attention over all else so i dont see that happening

Oh how you underestimate the reach of sawah.

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I didn't think so.

I'm W.T. Snacks. Please mod me

Mod me!

I'd fuckin delete all of the /r9k/ threads, Holla Forums threads, 4chan shit, and normal fag shit on this board if I were mod

but what about fredom of speech?

that's why you'd make a shitty mod

No you're not. We offered Snacks a mod position when this site kicked off and he rejected it. You're cancer

lol

I really am Snacks :(

t. halfchanner

Hello Dysnomia. I don't get you always but you responded to me in a post a few days ago and you seem like a well adjusted guy in a secular world - we are all fallible and I appreciate the fact that you're actually engaging with us unlike other mods. Why are you allowing so much faggotry and pedophilia on this board? I understand Holla Forums has always been considered to be the asshole of the internet. We were degenerate and edgy kids our whole lives, coming from broken homes or being orphaned. Criminals and thieves as thick as they come. But what this place has become is rather a reflection of a darkness that never played into the Holla Forums culture. Holla Forums used to love cats. Holla Forums used to defend the helpless. Holla Forums used to enjoy gore based on social justice. Holla Forums used to abide in the rules of the internet but remained gentlemanly all along. SJW's took the place of Holla Forums and this place has become a safe space for kikes,niggers and pedo's. What happened to the standards?

Besides, the fucking pedos already have a board. Why do they have to shit this place up? All they do is bitch and moan about not being able to fuck kids and circlejerk about it. They're worse than fucking /r9k/ and this entire place used to wow and amaze anons from across the globe. now it's just become an empty room with sub-par shitposting. Fuck I miss the Aussies and weep when I look at the catalog.

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y r u here?

I REALLY hope this is a fucking joke.

lol mods don't even follow the rules so who cares. spam for everyone.

t. spammer

:^)

Shitters shit, cleaners clean and so it goes till death do you part.

What meta? This place was as far as I can remember always totally retarded. Also, why did you guys ban all the bronies again?

Someone sauce me this girl please. Those thighs, damn. She has something special about her

Becos it feels good to be a part of a mob when you are used to being bullied by that mob.

Because its fun to purge degenerates.

if ya gonna be then ya gonna be….(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

you got owned.
IP….185.191.204.147
Town…Bat Yam
Country Israel

Jws been Jews

Always had a feeling Jews be Pedo's

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

typical pedologic; post the same vid twice, that'll show us

reported btw

What was it?

little girl undressing, in anycase very illegal

I wish I could trust the mods and assume if it were deleted that means it was illegal or spam.

It was illegal as far as I could see. Obviously didn't watch the entire thing. What I do find strange however is that I can't see the pedo user on the ban list… Even though the red text indicated he was banned.

Also that pedo user was a kike…

Probably using an Israeli VPN

It was you, wasn't it

I would never admit to that.

is it that you fancy yourself to be the next moot / web celeb, is that what your attention whoring threads are all about?

protip moot owned his site and wasnt a neckbeard

protip: being a good mod is like your toaster, you shouldnt have to think about it or notice it unless its broken and not toasting your toast anymore. when your toaster is parading around your kitchen like it owns the place trying to get your attention when nothings wrong you have a problem

all these threads help achieve is inflating your ego, infuriating old fags, and help give the "Holla Forums is dead" meta posting meme a bedrock from which to take root

literally mods are the medium in which the cancer takes root

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Ban porn before this turns into 4/b/

you ousted yourself, nigger.

Did someone post cp?

no. someone was telling dys to remove all pedo content and he put a picture that said "pedo pride world wide" then same user posted another picture of a child's red ballet dress and said" oops wrong picture". pretty thrilling, right?

Niggers

I would like to suggest a change.
Dysnomia can be drawn and quatered and replaced by someone who can actually manage a board.

if you dont like pedos been here go to reddit or 4chan

They're not. Fuck off.

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Oh great, the spammer's back. RIP Holla Forums.

So are range bans. :)

Who's the asshole that keeps spamming anyway?

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Skip to the point

How are you going to stop the horsefucking niggers from returning??
🤔
Judging by the rules they could comeback immediately.

I like how you say you're going to try and be more consistent with the rules and then you literally change the rule page every day since then.

Good point. Rule 4 removed.

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how would you react if i expanded my incessant begging to elsewhere on/off the net

Dysnomia doesn't exist outside of it.

kys dys

How's that whole catalog flood thing working out for you?

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toasting in ebin sticky XD

Oh dear oh my cp in other thread

lice.png

It's not easy having grey hair at such a young age tbh

Fuck eachother already

It has been up for half an hour, too.
Global report = no response
Regular report = no response

Glad to see those new and more consistent rules are being evenly enforced and all that other bullshit.

good
+browses b
+creepin' on me
+good art
+kind of funny

meh
-/+ancap

bad
-portland
-doesn't know her own timezone
-bad grammar
-doesn't use 24 hour clock
-probably old
-former commie

reely gud? :-dd
++pettanko?
++redhead?
++20 years old?
++not fat?

i mite have to stop with the celibacy game and make irish babies.

what's it like having manboobs and no testicles?

hey dysnomia peep dis >>7234186

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Just remember to post the tit pics when you get 'em, champ.

Wow holy shit that's so cringy.

only redditers use that word.

Lots of people say "wow".

wow you're right.

Range bans violate Rule 3 for board owners.
"The board owner must not blanket-ban large swaths of IP ranges"

Thanks. it's limited to 24 now by default so that needs to be updated. Posted on /sudo/.

hey dysnomia, autosage or bump limit?

Bump limit on english boards, autosage on Kraut.

I respect individual boards culture and don't cross-contaminate which is ironic considering Holla Forums is the melting pot of imageboards and doesn't have it's own culture.

+enabled allow anonymous
+enabled user post deletion
+enabled oekaki
+enabled pdf
+enabled swf
+enabled dice
-removed the

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in depth analysis
+i dont know anything abt you
+i get to fuck someone from an imageboard
-probably wierd

hey!
i am a linguist, i literally study the english language professionally. i'm just fond of shitposting & not reading over posts before posting them bc who cares if the massage is conveyed. like i didnt bother to spellcheck "message" right there for example

it's not working

YOU'RE not working cunt

dating fug: hte experience

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die barneyfag

There's this cat outside my window, it's in heat I'm sure. This little shit has been sitting on my neighbors porch, just screaming - literally screaming for dick - all night long, non-fucking-stop, all night. That's all I see when I read these posts: screaming, screaming for Dysnomia's sweet dick.

I second the other user – just fuck already.

Dysnomia is not very funny and is not a very cool dude.

i am not a gay cat!

a gay human, then. whatever.

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look im doing illegal stuff and you can't stop me! Because its not actually illegal stuff wooo

i guess ignorance is bliss, hey dysnomia?

your attention whoring is indicative of the SJW millennial tumblr special snowflake generation, perhaps because you like namefagging and turning Holla Forums into your personal blog all the time youd be better off blogging on tumblr where your cancer belongs

why does Holla Forums hate midgets

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i write about linguistics/etymology for a living, professionally. i'm not going to dox myself, so i'm only gonna say that.

i bet you work for some site like buzzfeed or gawker

you already doxed yourself we're just too lazy to care.

Trap/Trans confirmed

ironic since you have the worst grammar on Holla Forums.

what's her name? i missed it

I don't have any experience with how traps think but she definitely thinks like a female

she doesn't.

you want to dox or something?

yes. yes i do.

I started a thread

you just did, dummkopf (unless you're a liar ofc)
the number of publications to which someone with your pretentions could contribute in exchange for money can be counted on one hand. your use of the language wouldn't survive a post on reddit, let alone a peer reviewed journal. it'd be easier than looking for cunt in a brothel.
fortunately for u, tho, the whole issue is too boring for words. enjoy your mythomania.

WHERE IS THE DOX ALREADY I NEED IT RIGHT NOW????

don't be so uncaring user
go give her some

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gay

Why are diaper threads always deleted?

because you are gay

no u

no u i promise

Mmm get down baby

Forgot to say I edited the rules, or lacktherof.

I'm so glad you spent days fucking us around just to go back to how things were before. Did jim finally tell you that thinking for yourself is a no no?

I'm just trying to refine the rules as much as possible for the best experience for users and mods alike.

I think how it is right now should be good.

Tripcode + capcode + flagcapcode + sage =

MAXIMUM ATTENTION

So hows your day been /b?

Just as slow, boring, dead, and mundane as Holla Forums.

AAAAAAAAAAAA DICK


i cant wait for this thread to turn into a circlejerk cyclical filled w mundane small talk like all the others tbh

No you're just trying to make it so you lazy fucks have to do the least amount of work moderating as possible and don't even try and pretend otherwise.

Fuck you niger. Look at this thread.

You fags are upset if there are rules, you are upset if there aren't.

u r niggers

suck my ass

you don't have an ass left

it got paddled too hard

Nobody likes being banned for something thats not illegal on a site that only gained any popularity because it said it wouldn't ban you unless you posted something illegal.
That doesn't mean steps in the right direction are bad just because it doesn't completely solve the problem and everyone isn't instantly happy with the way Holla Forums is run again.

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I'd still like to think that someone besides me still has an interest in trying to make Holla Forums as appealing as it was back in 2014-2015 but by the looks of things I'm dreaming.

you fags let Holla Forums get bigger than Holla Forums

you failed.

Who would have thought that people who don't mind hugboxes would have more interest in posting on jims Holla Forums than anyone who values freedom of speech.

Why is every picture of a minor treated like cp? Mods are out of their mind here.

Why is every post by you treated like a faggot

Becos Holla Forums took over Holla Forums to try to make themselves feel powerful, I guess?

@Dysnomia
So have you had a chance to think up what rules are going to be changed tomorrow yet, or are you still basking in the glory of today's?

If you are looking for suggestions, I suggest that you take a good look at the catalog for today. Because after 7 days of rule changes, it looks exactly like it did before you started. You know why? Yes, you do. Because RULES don't change behavior. ENFORCEMENT changes behavior. And you don't have the power to enforce jack shit.
You are literally impotent to stop people from posting whatever the fuck they want here. Your rules are therefore useless, which is why everyone is ignoring them, and why everyone you ban is still here posting the same old shit.

So…now that this is settled, you can decide what NEW pointless and annoying bullshit you can inflict on the board this week that will not affect a damn thing but bring more attention to you. What'll it be? Something obvious like a default pink theme? Bringing back IDs? Or something subtle like a word filter that posts "Dysnomia" whenever some one types "penis", "dick", or "cock"?

I guarantee you it will be a little looping gif in the bottom right, that will fix everything.

Kill yourself redditfag

You have a problem miss.

BAN western cartoon pictures from Holla Forums

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Yo memes suck ass

sorry, champ. whites only.

flags were fun

we should have flags again

nah

I agree.
But i see why pedos might not like it.

flags were optional, anybody that didn't like them can just turn them off

In that case i see no reason why not enable them.

Flags help identify where user's proxies are located, which is very very fun.

looks like you're one of the retards that needs IDs to keep a conversation straight

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retard

do your part and report a bunch of obviously explicitly rule-breaking posts in the pedo thread today

doesnt matter how many people report us it wont make dysnomia wake up any faster :^)

If you're going to be a faggot, could you at least not be a turbofaggot and remove your unnecessary tripcode?

oh look dysnomia woke up rip half the pph

The hell?!!

Looks like some threads were deleted again and now the catalog is lame as someone's dick

I love when impotent fags die of cancer and other related diseases

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yea we sure needed all of those pepe avatarfag AMA threads made by a 13 year old.

off to a busy start are we?

trips demand destroy the demiurge

Luckily wrecking subhumans with black magic is still nonpunishable
I will begin 8ch's destruction ritual soon when the moon is right

I'm 14 female and someone linked me here.. You guys should fuck off!

Is that LEGAL for a minor to say? I think I'm quite superior….

Yo bb what's yo kik you can be the virgin sacrifice

I really am serious about death cursing this g-d forsaken place, don't kid yourself cunts

You go on Omegle to do that

Woops! Don't document that fbi teehee I'm just a minor it doesn't matter if I give my kik and everything else :D I'm still dumb as shit'

may i offer you a sloppy blowjob?

mods removing text, images, and anything else involving kids (including lolis) even if it doesn't violate board rules or global rules or dost

that's good idea.

Sad. Dead.

Pathetic..

Shitty.

does it reflect your life, is that why you're here?

Personally I think it reflects /b quite well

Now if only they would remove the threads that are *posted* by underage kids, we might actually have a decent board.

It is legal yet prohibited. Enjoy your stay.

Makes sense. What is more degenerate than kids?

thats it I'm out I can't take it anymore I'm getting off mr. bones wild ride

F

Do you still have the video of you making an offering to baph-tan (assuming that was you)

if i post something that has 4000 characters on why Holla Forums is shit and it is completely max% correct do i get to take over Holla Forums?

Easy: all current mods slit their own throats

no but you may get a few posts saying tl;dr

so i may have just accidentally deleted all of dysnomia's posts. either it was me or greetly, the board log doesn't really make it clear & i'm not sure if i actually did anything myself
it was.. probably me actually. s-sorry

& i'm trying to delete the banana spam but i only have a phone, and the moderation tools are really glitchy & ineffective. i can't really do anything except leave it up to another mod unfortunately, it is probably for the better that i don't touch anything until i get to a computer

is this bait?

well, now it is, i guess, 'cuz I finally got it deleted. enjoy the empty space in the catalog.

really shows. you stupid faggot

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this is what karma looks like dysnomia

Nope dysnomia is falling in love and shit nothing will happen.

don't you all hate dysnomia's posts? why would you be complaining? see, i'm improving the board already :^)

Dysnomia btfo, just make her fug already.

Nah there was clearly love for Dysnomia. Did you not look?

both of you equally suck shit. fuck you

serious question, what would make a good mod in your eyes?

A mod who deletes illegal shit and doesn't take anything at all personal like a professional.

How does that count as spam but caturday posts don't?
Are you going to delete all the caturday posts as well?
Did any of those banana posts get reported as spam?
Did you check to see if they were actually spam?
Or did you just jerk the old knee and start deleting shit?

I am actually half serious, even though I am being provocative. The serious half wants to know why Caturday posts are not considered spam. One thread, fine. Not spam. But you and I both know that is not how it goes.

who gives a shit anyways. do you. i don't care

Nobody like that will have anything to do with this board.

what a turd you are, eh, fugthelug?
no better than the preceding rabble, no worse than those who'll follow
you see, a good mod is an anonymous mod. the best mod is dead

Nobody wants to know you
Nobody cares if a garbage truck crushes you slowly
You are not interesting at all

you just need to delete trashy shit, ban pedos and otherwise shut your stupid mouth
you will never be a good mod. never ever. it's too late already because within 5 minutes of getting a mod password, you try and imprint your pathetic personality onto Holla Forums. you want to be known (you need a life)
drop the trip if you post. stop posting and disappear forever into a vat of boiling treacle. cease everything, especially existing.

by wanting to be a mod here, you resign yourself to being nobody; to being the lowest of the low on the lowest site online. to being a turd
shut up. you are just another boring image board slave, one in an undistinguished line of failures and with nothing at all to be proud of and even less that is likely to improve 8ch.net
just do it for free, in silence and without expecting a reward. better still, fuck off

You missed one.

While I agree with most of what you said, this part here is easier said than done. The tools mods have to work with here are horrible and unreliable. The tools they have to ban with are even worse. Technically it is impossible to ban anyone who does not want to be banned, so that part of the job simply can not be done by ANY mod, good, bad, or in between. None of that is the fault of the mods, either. That is the fault of the board owner and Jim/Ron. Further, the mods have been given no concrete guidelines upon which to engage in moderation. They are told to delete cancer, but there is no criterion to determine what constitutes "cancer". it is left up to complete subjectivity. In other words, they have no decent pro-active board owner support. That is not their fault either, that is Dysnomia's fault.

The rest of it is on them like you said, but these very crucial aspects of modding here are not their fault.

are you a millenial?
blaming the tools at your disposal is a tacit admission of failure
dysnerdia doesn't have any influence on the quality of tools available on mod php. that's cockmonkey's baby
besides, mods/vols/cocksuckers can't be trusted with good tools: they can do a lot of damage together

the fact remains that today, mods are to be seen but not heard. the days of moot/theturnip kekking with the lads are over.
a mod needs anonymity on today's chans. one generic mod tag, no mod tripcode posting, no mod stickies, no, er mods to bash.

The problem with this is- what happens when the mods fuck up (which is inevitable since they do it for free)? The BO says oh ok I removed some mods, but if they're all anonymous in the log then you don't really have anything other than BOs word that the ones fucking up were the ones removed.

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eat shit

he's a fag but you're butthurt

true

It begins.


A good mod is much like a good janitor: they fade to the background and stay out of everyone's way for the. They take out the trash, keep the place clean and little else.

A good mod refrains from posting in order to avoid a conflict of interest tbh

entertaining public bans and a tendency to not take things too seriously.

tbh i really like the way dysnomia interacts with us, instead of being all silent like jim, but i guess that just me

wew

My view of what makes a good mod is diametrically opposed to your's, then. Up until now I've just been taking shots at dysnomia in long-winded paragraphs for not moderating correctly, but I haven't had a chance to either actually clarify what I want for this board or see my ideas play out.
Now that I'm mod, however, I can kind of influence change in the direction I prefer, and as I can I might as well also take the opportunity to attempt to succinctly put into words my endgame for moderating.
And I garuntee I've thought about this harder than the guy writing out pages of creative insults like that scene in Community with the theater director and Ken Jeong; throwing shit for mods not acting in a certain manner isn't the same as arguing in favor of that behavior. And that's still necessary, because it's not some unanimously agreed-on concept that less modertion is better. Or, if it is, I'm here to contest that. People here only consider free speech in meta-drama, but they need to start also thinking about quality control or just leaving, and fast.
I say kind of, because I can only see my ideas borne out to certain extent. A good allegory would be ancaps and Somalia: the state fell in Somalia due to the lack of it's ability to maintain a monopoly on capable coercive force (as opposed to slowly being replaced by private institutions through countereconomics), and I'm not BO yet, only a BV. So there's some room to experiment, but not much.

First of all, I need to define the terminology I've thought about this in the context of. There are, in my eyes, three main "modes" or "materials", so to speak, that build up what make an imageboard. These would be the content (or for the purpose of this post, the threads specifically), the moderation, and the users. I guess you could count the mechanics of the site itself, like masterchan's account system, but that's not relevant enough to mention because neither me nor dysnomia really have a say in that.
These are self explanatory. The content, which is modified/filtered by the moderation, is decided by the users as a whole. The userbase will always attempt to veer closest to the unfiltered form of the content, while the moderation veers away from that. Thus, there's a permanent struggle between the two and they'll always be at odds. But having the moderation agree with the users isn't necessary the goal. If the users are all children and shitposters, and the mods tend to their needs and never get in the way of their horrible postings, then there will be no disagreement, but the board won't be good. So we need more terms to define how these three base factors of board quality work, and in what state they are currently.
If something is "democratically" controlled, that means the entirety of the people as a whole have control over it, and decide everything about it. For example, right now the threads are democratically controlled in the bump/sage system, where it is entirely and only up to the users that actually make the threads which ones survive and which ones prune off of the catalog. Meanwhile, the moderation is un-democratically controlled, in that it's up to a pretty arbritrary group of specially-priveged mods to moderate the threads. I'll refrian talking about the users until later.
My endgame is to entirely flip around this dynamic. I want the threads un-democratically controlled, and the moderation completely democratically controlled. An un-democratic moderation is censorship, while an un-democratic thread selection is quality control. I'm not interested in people whining about free speech, as someone who formerly did just that. What this board needs is quality control now.

In my endgame ownership of the board, moderation is completely democratic: there's a linked poll to vote for or against all available mods' preformance, and if the for:against ratio dips into a minority for a certain period of time that mod is let go. Whenever someone makes a ban appeal, either some special mod manually or perhaps even a bot posts in a stickied thread with a picture of a appeal and post the user was banned for, and a link to a poll for deciding if they should be unbanned. For new mods, perhaps we hold elections every X weeks or months. There's a lot of opportunity for fun and OC in election threads. Things like board settings or banner additions would be decided by a vote from the mods. I, the BO, would intervene for things that are obviously illegal and not getting deleted, but even then I actually do trust the "invisible hand", so to speak, to manage itself effectively.
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On the other hand, the threads of the board will be un-democratically controlled. Instead of letting any shitposter or spammer occupy as many spaces on the catalog as they'd like, they'd only be able to fuck around within at max a couple dozen sticked cyclicals, each with a broad topic like "pedo" or "politics", that act as the only threads on the board (any other thread would be deleted pretty quickly). This sounds like a horrible idea at first, especially of you're resistant to change and like insulting the mods no matter what they do, but it'd improve the board dramatically. Each thread would have it's own vibrant sub-culture, memes and OC, tripfags and people that hate tripfags. This is because within a single, infinite thread, culture builds on itself and creates a tight-knit community far quicker than individual scattered threads do. This is because the more streamlined a conversation is, the more it's forced to build on itself and quicker become self-referencial. Thus, an increasingly more tight-knit collective conversation is formed, as opposed to random things shouted into the abyss that might get 10 or so responses and then become ignored forever.
Immediately changing the way the board functions would probably lead to user whiplash, a massive revolt and the death of the board. So, instead, starting with what I can do as a BV, I'll build up to this model gradually and let the people more resistant to change here figure out for themeselves that this is the best model for board quality. I can start democratizing aspects of the moderation right now, and I plan to soon by testing out my ban appeal idea with any random appeal that shows up for, say, a pedoshit ban that may or may not have been justified. I can also start un-democratizing threads by stickying & cyclicaling threads that are high quality and yet ignored. I won't bumplock or lock threads that are low quality, at least for now, because that would create user pushback that could see my plan blow up in my face from angry shitposters that know they're shitposters (or underaged children that actually think their posts are good) holding on to the ideal of free speech. A more intermediate form of this is to, when I become BO or even now as a BV by means of influencing dysnomia, hire "taste maker" mods from quality posters whose job it is to just sticky threads they think are good.

Now I can talk about the users themselves. The completely democratic control of the userbase would be decentralized, in that it's impossible to ban anyone because everyone has their own server. Think that "federated network of chans" idea that was floating around a while back. The undemocratic control, on the other hand, would be something akin to an idea Dysnomia had in which he enables capcode-only on Holla Forums and picks out people worthy of posting from another board. Neither are really feasible- instead, it's about the halfway, and the two means of influencing the userbase without completely controlling it. A positive change is something that drives a user or users into a board, while a negative change drives (a) user/s away from the board. Dysnomia has only ever focused on negative changes, by means of banning, but never on a positive change. I propose literal organized campaigns to look for similar communities considered quality by the posters here, and reaching out to them in search of new users. Think masterchan's shilling, but with the intention of getting new posters instead of killing the site they're shilling in. Positive change can be more effective than just banning people in the long term, because even the low quality underaged posters want to emulate the rest of the userbase to some extent. Import in good posters and all the medicore posters will imitate them.
Of course, the possibility that I'm out of whack is being kept in the back of my mind and if I fail I'll just give in and be your obediant little moderator that shuts up and only deletes illegal content. I think that there's a certain value to that too, only that the alternative is also worth being explored in case it's actually the better option.
TL;DR: Drop it like it's Hoppe!

A wall so tall that trump was jealous.

Tell us how you can do this without the vote-abuse.

You're talking to a site that has had tons of its polls abused by outsiders.

If you see someone spamming feel free to spam back. Anyways, there'd be so many polls in a completely democratic moderation that there'd be 0 incentive to really attack any particular one as an outside. Why would they care?
There are other, non-poll based ways of counting votes too, like taking it to an IRC room if we're being raided.

This only works on a perfect system where ban evasion and poll rigging isn't possible. I do like most of your ideas, I really do, but you have to consider the limitations of the software we are running. Many of us have dynamic IP, VPN or proxies, and we can and will spoof everything that we can in order to get back to this place. On other sites there is a lot of software that prevents us from doing this one way or another, but Holla Forums is fairly volatile when it comes to keeping something out.


pretty hot tbh

You don't get it, we don't need an incentive, we don't need to care… we do it because we can, on a whim. lulz

The only good mod is a dead mod.

i don't believe ban evasion will ever be fixed, and i'm not claiming so. as for polls, i think first it needs to be implemented in some capacity to see how much of a problem it may actually be, and then we'll go from there. there are solutions, i'd think, out there, though.
ty for actually reading it all out~

whoops

Isn't it a prerequisite that mods actually know how to fucking post before becoming mods? Or has the bottom of the barrel been scraped that dry at this point?

She's literally fucking drunk right now

wew

She's literally fucking consumed by alcohol. Ah fuck

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dysnomia drunkposts all the time. I really think dysnomia should just fuck fugthelug already. Of course he would lose his wizardry powers but I bet he doesn't even value it anymore.

I wish dysnomia would fuck me tbh.

Nope nope.
A good moderator should focus on removing ilegal content from the board and banning the poster for doing that.
And should stay away from everything else Dysnomia has pushed his will and he has allowed mods like omlet do the same.
Dysnomia has been trying to shape Holla Forums and it has been a disaster.
Holla Forums is bigger than Holla Forums for example.
And what you are proposing is even worse.
Taking away sage from the users is just stupid and allowing the board to be hijacked by a bunch of organized shitposters is even worse.
Holla Forums would be able to completely control this board and suppress any leftists dissidents at will and you would only be a tool for censorship.
Quality control shouldn't be your concern or the concern of any mod in a chaotic random board.
You are a complete failure and Dysnomia is a complete failure already.
I hope your political views and ideology don't get in the way.
And sorry for not using comas I'm on mobile and English is not my natal language.

I'd bet you would because only someone as filthy and disgusting as dysnomia would want any piece of his body within a few feet of themselves.

here, we see you tick the greeentext boxes one after the other. ( ). you are a gigantic faggot. if you actually achieve your endgame to Holla Forums, you'll leave it a barren wasteland. gosh, what is it with faggots always ruining anything that's half-mediocre? you always want to shit things up. it's always about you. "me this, me that, me me me me me". when people like you get in mod position, nothing good comes out of it. i've seen this happen way too fucking much, waaay too much, and i know what'll pan out. fugthelug will fugthe/b/ until it's unrecognizable and unusable, and then she'll put the blame on someone else. you've been warned.

is it true that you're a girl? post a photo of your greasy lil titties

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Other sticky just disappeared, what happended?

it got… unstickied

Fuck.

I don't think that Dysnomia would much care if fugthelug was male or female, as long as he got some.
This is all one of Dysnomia's trolls though, and fugthelug will only be a mod for a couple more days.
Why else do you think Dysnomia would be fucking with him, turning the stickies on and off, etc.

it's a total disgrace!!!

It appears to have been deleted as well.

CONTINUE REMOVING PEDO

he's not, and i don't know how you got the impression that he was. look at the board log- i'm the only one to have stickied or unstickied anything.
i agree that this could be some kind of autistic test, but if it is i'm probably passing i think. as soon as i really can i'm actually going to really carry out my policies. i'm not just navel gazing.

a) nobody believes you because this is a troll board a la dynsomnia
b) YOU BETTER NOT YOU LITTLE BITCH

i hope you get a bullet between your eyes

Wtf is navel gazing?

it's when you want to force your shit on Holla Forums but you can't type for your life and you know you'll get what you want because you have a vagina. she's a blabbering dipshit

merriam-webster.com/dictionary/navel-gazing

oh no you aren't. will you never shut up?

why? what about my plan is flawed

i'm p dumb

you just answered yourself

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kek this

Wew and you want to be BO it has been painfully boring since Dysnomia turned into a massive cock sucker trying to shape Holla Forums and you will be even worse.
The pedo days were fantastic compared to what we have today.

but no one has actually rebutted my ideas, have they? they've stated the opposing side, but that's it. if i'm successful and the board transforms into how i imagine it, what's so bad about that?

have you read & , user? i even specifically mentioned the existence of a pedo thread in my endgame for the board.

I will report it to the globals every time you make it faggot.

They are a complete and utter disaster.
Why don't you take your "an"crap ideology up you ass and leave this place and never return.

You are ideologically blinded with utopian fantasies.
Holla Forums should be random chaos.
Even spam should be allowed as long as nothing ilegal is being posted.

This

mods that think they can shape the culture of a board outside of just cleaning up shit, and contributing anonymously are cancer. using your name/capcode/trip all the time and trying to influence the board in a certain direction is attempting to make the board about you when the board is about the users. when I was mod I used my capcode in meta threads, and to explain certain mod actions, and even that I felt was using it too much even though the majority of my posts were still user.

no one will debate your borderline sjw bullshit, because it's fucking insane. what fucking ideas? are you talking about those two rant posts where you couldn't stick the subject? go fuck yourself with that bullshit. you managed to write a manual to kill any online community and shoved somalia in there. way to go, fucktard.
mark my words, you fucking cunt: if you become BO, it will be the death of Holla Forums. you are the worst possible person to become mod.
mods are janitors, you fucking stupid newfag. no one gives a shit what you feel this board should be. we choose how Holla Forums turns out, not you, motherfucker. not you. faggots like you are who ruined Holla Forums, /x/….etc. egomaniacs. everything must go your way because i'm so smart and special…did i mention i have a vagina?
jesus christ, get over yourself. no one fucking wants your abominable endgame. go ruin some other board. you're unwanted here. fucking tripfags thinking they've got some say in anything. and fuck you dysnomia for allowing this. you're getting the bullet too, asshole.

Some one should only use their name or trip code if it is important to the discussion aside from that anonymity should always be a priority.
I'm a name fag and I have been using it for a long time but I'm user 97% of the time.

Agreed. I was never a name/tripfag before becoming a mod, so at first it was difficult to find the balance. I always preferred being user, so it wasn't hard to scale it back after I learned better how to be a mod. This attention whore we have as a mod now is pure cancer, and I will be surprised if she ever scales back use of the trip specifically because she is reddit-tier cancer.

this tbh
If you want to see the board culture a certain way then contribute by posting as a user and NOT by being a mod or BO.
At most, mods are to be seen and not heard. I think you are better suited to be an anonymous user.

We would be better mods compared to this pair of inept attention whores.

this

I didn't mind being a mod, besides that it was time consuming. I ended up spending most of my day on Holla Forums. Even checking in on my phone while I lifted weights to make sure we weren't getting dick/pony spammed. That seems to have calmed down quite a bit since I was removed though

nice refutation boys

>we choose how Holla Forums turns out, not you, motherfucker. not you.
what.
I am literally giving you. exactly! what you want!! my endgame is one where you do control how Holla Forums turns out!
you didn't read it, did you? you skimmed through the first paragraph, you maybe tried to understand it by reading a couple sentences, failed, and then gave up, but you didn't read it. and if you did, you understood it pretty poorly, considering it was pretty cohesive and i didn't go off topic except to make a point or comparison.

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DIE

stop using memes incorrectly you peice of shit fucking memelord.

t. redditor

i don't use reddit tbh

go back to gag9 fagboy

Holy shit. I think I'm gay now.

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keck shade lay!!! do you know about le bog twins?? xD

and i don't know where you got it that I'm from reddit tbh. seems like you frequent the_donald though

Stop sucking your own dick, Hex.

This is probably the most cancerous thing I've seen all day.

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roasted

that's not a very low bar, i don't assume you ever go outside.

i don't think anyone will come around here with the intention of a real argument anytime soon, so until then i won't post, at least not with my capcode. tbh i can see how easy it was for dysnomia to resort to long shit-flinging sessions with random anons as a mod, which i made fun of him for, so it'd be hypocritical for me to do the same & i'd better abstian from it.
for those who are wondering what i'm going to do next, i'm waiting for a ban appeal so i can test out my idea of democratic unbanning.

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ban urself u stupid bich

trips command it. Ban yourself immediately

trips DEMAND

Again your ideas are vulnerable to a well organized group of hijackers.
For an "An"crap redpilled you are so fucking idealistic it's hilarious.
Yet you fucking right wingers accuse leftists of being idealistic 😂

pick one

why
why
on what authority? on what authority is Holla Forums random anyway? you know that only means random content, as in the descriptive subject of the actual content is random.
how do you know that
how do you know that? how do you know it's because of dysnomia? dysnomia's actions were always limited to a) deleting pedoshit/etc. b) attention whoring c) stickying or locking threads. at any given time these only affect a fringe the content, and displace threads like one spot in the catalog at most. you could point at any random regular that posts here frequently and they'd probably have influenced the board more than dysnomia did.
how


in reddit, the moderation is undemocratic and the content is democratic (up/downboats can be distantly likened to sage/bump). so… what i'm proposing is the opposite of reddit. did you read it yet, user? it explains everything. read it.

Wall of text = redditor

Do it do it do it do it do it

This

holy shit, you dunderfuck. you just don't get it. no one wants to see your tripcode or your capcode or your name or your bullshit and we certainly, don't want to fucking see your stickies of
this is reddit mod mentality. here, on an anonymous board, i don't expect to see anything but your footsteps (bans). i don't want to see your poorly written posts, ever. never mind the fact that you never showed us your tits, you disgusting bitch. you are a stupid attention-whore who blows smoke up her ass. stop telling me
because it's untrue. you simply don't get it. you're going to shit up Holla Forums, just like any egotistical sack of shit would when they get in power position. your predisposed notion of what a mod does is utterly out of place here. go back to whatever forum/subreddit you got kicked out of. the amount of backlash your getting should be clear enough that we don't want you jamming your ideals in our ga/b/ing assholes, we don't want an idiot who keeps asking why? to things that anyone who lurked for a week would get. things that are core to Holla Forums's identity ( ). the sheer stupidity you're spewing is fucking repulsive. no one wants you. please leave.

Alright, I'll bite. Only because you seem to care so goddamn much.


wat
no
All moderation is censorship, which is why the less anybody is involved, the better - especially when it comes to pruning, deleting, hiding or bump-locking threads, aka what you are calling "quality control".
You can't possibly think this won't backfire in an incredible blaze of inglory. Polls. On the internet. Can't work.


I think the rebuttal here is self-explanatory but since you are a woman I will spell it out for you:
W e w a n t t o c o n t r o l o u r o w n q u a l i t y.
I'm going to do you a huge favor and tell you to leave now and drop the tripcode immediately. Your reputation is now completely destroyed and you have literally no chance of respect after revealing this type of female thought process.
I'm out. If you can't see by now that you are delusional about your perspective being greater than the whole's then we can't help you. Having said that, it is worth reminding you to please
K Y S

we should be asking what's dysnomia side on this. why did he give her mod and what the fuck is he thinking?

Curation of content is the ultimate cancer

tbh wew

Why does everyone mindlessly hate her?

Wanting to fug the lug was a mistake

This sticky seems a little bit dead today!

…Mind if I liven-up the mood?

abracadabra abracadabra

You tell me, why do we hate her?

anybody that effortposts is a redditor, the only non-reddit style of posting is my trash 0-effort underaged shit-flinging. in fact, everybody that writes books is a redditor. plato was a fucking redditlord scum.


holy cow, just sayin', your post history is really low effort. in fact, you pretty much squarly fit as the type of poster i'm trying to remove. in fact, i guess i kinda win either way, because most of the people in this thread contesting (lol) my moderation are pretty low-quality posters and i'd like to see them leave anyway.
i think dysnomia has a more egalitarian view of post quality, and he's willing to give bad posters so many chances that there's virtually no quality control under his moderation (to a fault), but at the end there he started to kind of scratch the surface of this idea. not only were his detractors my detractors, but they're also indiscriminate detractors of any moderator that intervenes in any way, because they want no quality control and absolute free speech- because all their posts are low quality shit. i honestly wonder how many times he resisted going on a banning sore and shitcanning all the children here. maybe it's my job to do start doing the dirty work.


I'm using it to echo the accusation that i don't have an argument, you doofus. it's embarrasing that this even needs to be explained.


because people love to hate on any moderation that exercises it's power. sometimes it's seething-at-the-mouth temper tantrums like in (i haven't read the other long post, i'll do it in a second get off my back), and sometimes it's legitimate concerns expressed in the most hostile form the poster can manage.
i did it to dysnomia, they'll do it to me, and so on and so on. this is because of the power struggle between mod and user. ironically, of course, i explained this (and why removing the power struggle, e.g. pleasing all their demands isn't necessary the best course of action for me) in my long post but nobody read that.

Because they are highly vulnerable how many times do I have to tell you this you stupid bitch?
Really bitch are you this fucking stupid? Let the user base do what ever they want don't interfere.
Just delete ilegal content.
None whatsoever.
/Brit/ and /britpol/ for example the mods fucked the first board and the users ended up creating a new alternative free from the cancerous previous mods.
That's where he crossed the line.
Deleting and banning attention whores(like you) banning (circle jerks) and removing anything he doesn't like.
Just look at this declining board.
When there were no rules and country flags this board experienced an small resonance.
But he was still interfering with the board.
You are idealistically utopian you don't see how you will be turned into a tool for censorship.
Your democratic rule is only the mob rule of the majority leaving the minority's oppressed.
Thus killing a random board where everything is allowed as long as the content or imagery is not ilegal according to the Burgerland jurisdictions.

I was ambivalent but this post puts me solidly in the "we hate you" camp. Go away.

Omg it thinks dysnomia should have done more meddling

If you're gonna talk about peoples post history do it in the appropriate thread.

/r/Shitredditsays user confirmed.

+1

This phrase alone may as well be a huge banner declaring that you don't understand image board culture

Pfft.

What are you, pathetic?

It's not that anyone likes moderation, it's that she misses the whole point

Stickty thread?

Yes. Yes, it is.

fucking kek. i just know the second you get BO, and you will, because dys is a cuckolded faggot. you will b& me. i'm done with this. you gon get reminded after 6 months when you leave Holla Forums a graveyard. by the way, this is basic sjw tactics, if none of you noticed. everything will fall in line, and you'll soon start to do it for free you probably don't even know what that means i shall sit back, sip my tea, and watch you demolish Holla Forums from the inside.

DID I FUCKING STUTTER?

Hey, watch what you say, Buddy.

I hope Dysnomia's done with this ugly bitch anyway.

Nope he isn't done they are actually flirting all the time and he is falling onto her web.

Mootles 2, electric boogaloo

proofs?

We can accept "moderation" just not annihilation

She can't normally moderate without doing something retarded.

Remember, she's an attention-whore.

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this sums up fugthelug

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Vocaroo embed now!!!

not exactly. maybe this wasn't communicated clearly in that post, but the difference between censorship and quality control here is that censorship is taking current existing content, and deleting it. in my endgame Holla Forums there'd only be a couple dozen cyclicals of different broad topics, right? so, a cyclical for webms, a cyclical for relationships/picking up women, a cyclical for shitposting or extremely low effort posts, a cyclical for raids. that's the gist. this model is quality control (by streamlining the conversations and, theoretically, making the community more tight-knit), but it isn't censorship because no content is being removed, it's just being reorganized. if you can't find a proper thread for your post, just post it in the misc or shitposting cyclical. but it's not being deleted, it's only being told to go in a specific place.

this argument is weak because this board hasn't really had much polls yet, so there's no standing to say that it'll definitely backfire. that is to say, if there suddenly was a bunch of polls on this board for every moderation decision we don't know how interested, willing, and/or capable people are in/to/at proxyspamming polls. it could not be a problem just because it's only a fucking Holla Forums board, and not a very relevant one at that, so there's not much incentive to launch huge campaigns to rig a poll. also remember that unless i get a bot to preform moderation functions, which is unlikely, i or a democratically elected BV could step in, realize that one option has 10674 votes and the other has 4, and just not preform the action of the poll. we could take the vote to an irc chat or do it just on this board w/ one vote per id that has a post history, etc. etc. etc. overall, this is a non-issue with plenty of ways to circumvent the problem is it even comes up.

but you've been doing that, and the board is shit! do you really think the threads your fellow users make are good? this board could be a thriving hub of exodus-era board quality, with mature discussions and the frequent production of new content, but it is the aggresion who are working against it! my entire point is that this mentality isn't necessary the right one, because given all except a very specific combination combination of posters, the people deciding they're own quality will lead to a bad quality! i want to make the board good again, not free again. we're last that.

the rest of your post doesn't really have any arguments, but i appreciate the (half-assed) attempt to have a discussion.


but.. the other person wasn't even me! that's obvious from looking at the actual contents of the post you fucking idiot!

Typical cunt duplicity.
Just. Go. Away.

how
why
ok
uhh
i'm not asking how you know that people would reemerge were this place to be destroyed, i'm asking how you know that that'll destroy it
my point is that his effect on the actual content of the board was extremely small. you're far exaggerating the effect of moderation on board quality: unless they're fucking omza (now that's an oldfag reference you won't get :^)) they're going to use their moderation powers to filter like 3% of the content of the board away, leaving the 97% untouched. thus, with a mod like dysnomia, he influences the board quality like 3% while you users influence the vast majority of it, considering you're the ones actually posting content.
how
how
but the greatest thing a mod can achieve is pleasing the greatest majority possible, still leaving the minority oppressed. democracy achieves this naturally.

this post is a nothing burger. note that i'm probably not gonna keep responding to these because you nary have a point that allows me to actually explain something.


so, you do use reddit, right? because you're whining about some random reddit page only a redditor would know about.

haha, holy shit, wait. i recognize that id. you were the guy that made that really bad screencap trying to shit on dysnomia, right? and it was so bad that he made one satirizing it in return, right? you're that guy?
you must be really underaged tbh, post ur baby boy dick


how is that a duplicity. do you know what the definition of duplicity is.

You're better than the real fugthelug

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You're right. How can you censor a thread if you don't even allow us to make one?
Don't we? I thought Holla Forums was a cesspool of cancer in need of your rescue operation?
No it isn't. You're shit. Your idea of quality is not ubiquitous. Who cares if it's shit.
I think the answer is clear. You need to leave and start your own fucking board because you clearly just don't like it here.

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We used to have cyclicals for common topics, I could take it or leave it.

One thing that's going on here is in your inept communications you haven't made this clear: In your opinion should a mod be deleting legal content? yes or no

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You are just evading every single point that I brought up to the discussion.
Typical women behavior when they are cornered.
Any way if you become ##BO I will make a new random board and leave this place to die for good.

Fuck you're annoying!
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all in favor of fugthelug committing suicide live on webcam say "aye"

aye

only the bare necessities. i trust that the userbase I'll have formed (through positive/negative changes as i highlighted) will have the self agency to delete things that are illegal on their own through electing/demoting capable mods by their own inhibition.

it's because you're not arguing anything! sure, you're arguing for something, but only using statements. arguments have a "because".


just make the contents of the thread into a post! that's the point; it creates a better community because the conversation is more streamlined. i already went over this.
i do! believe it or not, this board was actually kind of decent once! way back in 2014, and even into early 2015! hell, so recently as in last new years, when i was mod previously, i liked this place enough to spend hours photoshopping a huge new year's card with every image people suggested for it contained in it. if i hate this board so much why would i make comics for it, or banners or quest threads or essays about how i want to change it? the board can be better than this, and even the people that are the reason it's shit know this.

aye

ayy

and again the tripfag attention whore uses reddit moderator tactics to attempt to silence users, and yes using a users post history against them is against the rules of this board.

This would be the best posible outcome.

that guy isn't a valued poster. at this point i literally only consider people that contribute quality content real posters, because that's the mindset that's necessary to fix this place.

And who the fuck do you think you are to give posters a value?
You want all this "democratic" control yet you are showing massive fascist behavior.
Who would have thought?😂👌
Scratch a libertarian and a fascist bleeds every single fucking time.😂👌

Sorry for popping out of nowhere.

I myself COULD improve the board. I have the ability to make quality threads but I'm just fucking around now

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Can we start this now? I'm sure you'll have nothing to worry about…
WEW LASS

We know you don't hate this board. YOU'RE PERSONALLY OBSESSED WITH IT.

First you say democracy, then you talk about how your judgement of quality content matters. Choose.

in my endgame i'm the BO, and i literally never intervene as a mod except for funbans/edits in the shitposting or meta cyclical, and blatantly illegal pictures that haven't been deleted by the elected mods for a long period of time.

exactly: you could still post it there, but you'd only get replies by lurking and reading the conversation and adding to it. that's how a board culture forms.

the best forums out there had people putting lots of time into contributing. like flash animations in early 4chan depicting moot and w.t. and other characters, or SA let's players, or newgrounds in it's heydey. effort is good.


read

My money is on fugthelug being one of dysnomia's troll accounts. I mean, nobody is this stupid…r-right g-guys?

That'd be nice

I read it and it didn't address my question.

democracy of moderation =/= negative influence of userbase

If only users opinions of content quality matters, what relevance is the mod's opinion?

I recommend you go back to contributing instead of trying to abolish the users you don't like. Your obsession will do less damage that way.

stop giving her attention

You're wasting your breath. This bitch is only interested in attention whoring.

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Why don't we just doxx Fugthelug? We have shit tons of material on her, we have her first name and a voice recording with her location. If she tries to censor us we'll just take it to a different board.

i'd like to see you try tbh. in terms of deletions, i draw the line at people posting me name, as that was unintentional.

Well, that's rich. I hope you're not so autistic 'you can't appreciate the irony of such statements coming from - what many of us here would consider - one of the most grating attention whores to ever grace this place in a long very time. Low-grade shitpost after low-grade shitpost, all signed 'n' sealed with an obnoxious name and tripcode – most of us have just learned to ignore you up to this point, but it seems that's no longer a luxury you will afford us. Yoo ARE one of those very cancerous posters you're so concerned with erdadicating, and it's apparent to everyone except yourself. That'd include Dys if he could see passed his dry, wanting dick - but alas…

No, they hate you because you're an annoying cunt. All else is tertiary at this point.

Also:
Quite possibly one of the quickest/easiest ways for a mod to earn the collective contempt and distrust of their userbase.

i've already contributed a shit ton to this board, and if you'd lurk you'd know that. i get to redeem it with low effort shitpost if i'd like now, but the people who've been shitposting since the beginning of their stay here sure as hell do not.

and where can i find that?

I didn't say "low effort"; that wouldn't be a problem if you were actually funny, Rin.

i'm not rin, if that's what you're implying.


you can't.

I made a post in the other thread but it got deleted and I forgot what my point was. But if I read your wall of text again later I might remember. I was just going to lurk for a minute but you were just being revisionist so I had to point some things out.

That's actually one thing I give credit to dysnomia for not caving to. I can't save I've been in any of the Holla Forums ircs in years but they were cancer before anything on the actual site were cancer IMO.

Well that's not true, in fact your copypasta started as soon as he implemented IDs. IDs/flags were his biggest mistakes, followed by fucking up his own roll threads.

You know I recall a couple, even simple ones got fucked up. One was "what should the background be" and we ended up with a big black cock theme. Another time it was a more substantial question and the most picked option by an order of magnitude was "fuck my shit up". I don't remember other official ones but it never gave actual feedback (thanks int).

I was drawing a comparison between your behavior (post quality) and his. You're different flavors of the same turd. I've gotta' ask now, are you actually on the spectrum? Honest question.

Yawn, well it's getting pretty fucking boring. Have fun with your dead board

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Vocaroo embed
function to unembed youtube videos - I'm surprised you or whoever is in charge of these things hasn't done this yet.

Could I get a goodnight before I go to sleep?

good night faggot

Either we have a real democracy or it matters which posters you like more. You can't have it both ways, princess.

In case it needs to be said:
Save everything, anons.
As soon as you see it.
Looks like we've got a slimy one on our hands.

goodnight~


can i choose a third option? what about a democracy of quality posters (or, sure, "posters i like")?

That's not a democracy. It makes you an Elector style dictator.

here is my vote

you could look at it that way, although that view is very flawed (the point is the entire board will only be occupied by quality posters that know what's best for the board, as opposed to all the shitposters we have now), sure, but you could also look at it like an enlightened republic. your choice, i guess.

If you decide who is enlightened, and give those people special privileges it is objectively not democratic.

we sure do, user

archive of the thread fug just got BTFO by me and other anons in to the point she locked it:
archive.fo/gB92b

I want to believe, but he's probably just laughing his ass off right about now.


I.e everyone who agrees with you.

This is she wants to destroy Holla Forums then lets destroy her until she leaves the board.

everybody on the board would be allowed to vote. even anybody who's banned, considering it's most likely going to be operated via poal.me or something.
what i'm trying to say is that the board would be occupied entirely by good posters, because my positive/negative changes would influence the userbase in that direction.

I think we can all agree that making Holla Forums a safe space is objectively a good thing.

believe it when I see it

oh, stop being so desperate. i locked it because i wanted to keep meta arguments to the meta thread. i was even planning to unlock it once everybody moved here.

when did you find the time to go down to texas and suck dysnomia's dick for vol again

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Anyone who would mod a girl is most certainly a massive retard, theres alreafy a bunch of the bad kind of drama because of it. Fugthelug needs to be permanently be sent to the kitchen and is probably a nigger lover and fat as well on top of being a redditor and voting for hillary.

you mean politically, or otherwise? because i wouldn't delete politics different than mine. a good political depate has many different passionate and knowledgeable opinions.


phrases like that are the things that make you sound desperate.


try to dox me. you won't be able to. just don't look into "NAPVLV" or "BR" :^)

You're the only one who has been complaining she's a girl. Until she asks for a vagina award or some special attention IDGAF

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ah, i see. you went to the Holla Forums school of arguing.

every user in this thread can see you got fucking rekt and locked the thread to hide from the shame you were receiving for being a lying cunt that goes through anons post histories when she loses arguments

If you dont give a fuck then why did you reply

idgaf what plumbing she has, which is why I replied

You act like only a few people think your retarded

Its sounding more and more like you give a fuck.

why?

but i specifically said to carry on the conversation here. so I'm not really hiding from anything.

if i unlocked it would it calm your 'tism tantrum?

Stop censoring shit you don't like you stupid cunt

do whatever you want, redditor. everyone can go to the thread to see what happened. you just need to own the fact you got caught lying about abusing your mod power to go through another user's post history in order to attempt to discredit his arguments because you couldn't win

No

see the latter half of >>>>7246962. and i unlocked the thread, but please keep the meta arguments in here.

Learn to type properly like a REAL lady.

i'll do what i want, cunt

You keep replying you blockhead.

That means I care about the argument, not about fug's plumbing

My argument started about a vagina though with which you replied you blockhead.

I replied to say it doesn't matter.

Go back to sleep, Dysnomia.

This thread seems a lot more active today than it has been the entire week since I created it. Fug must be doing something right. Cheers.


I don't drunk post all the time. that would make me an alcohol.
She seems pretty cool.

I would make Irish babies if she is:

Yeah, like using user's post histories to attack them when she loses an argument

Did she really do that? Post screenshot please.
I specifically requested that mods do NOT do that.

8ch.net/b/rules.html

response volume is not related to post quality but troll level you fucking summerfag

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That is a fucking joke, and it is the same fucking joke that Dysnomia has been telling since he took over the board. What *specifically* have you improved here? Because I look at the catalog and I see the same fucking pedo threads, the same fucking trap threads, the same fucking discord spam, the same fucking 14 year old 4chan rejects asking "what do?", etc. as I have been seeing for a year now. I do not deny that you have been *trying* to change things, but the fact is that rules don't change user behavior anymore. Not since banning stopped being an effective tool. And cleaning up raids is nto considered making things better around here either, that is a normal part of moderation that has always happened and always will happen. You haven't done anything to stop raids, as the banana raid proves. And just today you came right out in a thread and acknowledged that you were going to allow an OP to solicit CP and child rape videos in a thread in direct violation of global rule #1. That thread is still up .
So you will forgive me if I call an enormous fucking BULLSHIT on you for claiming that you have done jack shit to make things better around here, despite all your talk about all your big plans, and all that you have thus far TRIED to do. Because NOTHING you have done has improved this board one tiny bit. Content is no different than it was last week or the week before that, or the week before that. Nothing you have done has had any improving effect on Holla Forums whatsoever.

Part of the problem, both yours and Dysnomia's, is that you are failing to recognize that nobody who posts here anymore gives a flying fuck. This is shitpost central, and nobody who posts here even cares about your rules or what you delete or don't delete, or whether you ban or not. You are completely irrelevant to almost every poster on the board, precisely because you can not have any effect on them. You don't have the tools, and you don't use the tools that you do have effectively. You are non-factors in board content and culture from the perspective of most posters. Until you recognize that, you will not be able to even begin to see what steps you actually can take to regain control of the board. You literally have no power over anything that happens here right now. You delete, it gets reposted. You ban, the user clicks his VPN, spoofs his MAC, and he is back posting the same shit inside 30 seconds. You have NO real power, and therefore you can have NO real effect on the quality and content of this board. So for fuck's sake quit claiming that you have done so. We can all see that you have not, and we all know why.

"your post history seems bad" isn't really what the rules were talking about. they say that i shouldn't post a users post history. we went over this user


hey dysnomia. prepare for tons of vitriolic complaints that add up to nothing.

Oh and here's the thread where she lied about doing it and got BTFO, locked the thread, got BTFO here, and locked the thread to try to save face. She's an absolutely terrible mod. Way too emotionally fragile

meant unlocked there

She called a shitposter out, that really isn't that bad. What I forbid is posting screenshots (or text, HTML, etc) of the UID page.


sys.8ch.net/mod.php?/IP_less/b/XXXXXXX
checking to see if the post is up tho, interested in how bad the shitposter was btfo.


what, is this your first day here?

reddit-tier

Is it against the rules or isn't it? WTF??? Whether it was bad or not isn't the fucking point! The point is that it is against the rules!

You're whining.

sweet, i knew you were sane.

before you go, read and it's accompanying post. i, uh, actually put effort into writing it and details a lot about how I'll moderate. a lot of the people here seem to really hate it, though.

Maybe. I am sick of Dysnomia not having a goddamn spine, so it could be that I am whining.
It doesn't mean I am wrong though.

JUST FUCK HER ALREADY

There's a difference between making a comment on a user's post history and posting caps. I'd just rather she didn't do it.

It does. You're wrong.

Why don't you read them and find out?
8ch.net/b/rules.html


I wouldn't engage with the user that double-spaces his sentences. He bitches about any-and-everything he can come up with.

You don't even need to go through his post histories (VPN), you can tell who it is just by his formatting. I don't have enough coffee for the mental gymnastics unless I'm trolling him.

There's no reason to go through a users post history if you are losing an argument with them unless you are butthurt that you are losing, and if a mod is getting butthurt to the point of using their mod power to try to win arguments do we want them to be mods?

I understand that there is a difference, but if that difference is not addressed in the rule itself then the rule was broken.

Fag

wew lad

last week you were bitching that he did whatever he wanted without caring what you think

It says "Do not post a users post history."
Which you did.
And then you lied about it.
And then you got busted.

We enjoy bullying him too much, and now our punishment is upon us.

What I think? Or what users in general think? Big difference. So if you are going to cite me, maybe you ought to get it right.

Calling OP a faggot doesn't reveal every post OP made on the entire board.

Unless I guess your post ID is ID: f499i7

and risk posting your awful history?

Do not post a users post history.

You don't have to reveal every post in a users history to break the rule.

You've already done it once, why stop now? Might as well use the power in the few minutes left that you have it.

this

The only reason to go through someones post history in the first place is to see if they are spamming so you can delete all their posts when you ban them if you have to, going through their history to talk shit about them as a poster because you can't win an argument is abuse of power

I like that the rules have been getting shorter and simpler. Normally I hate you, but this is a pretty good set of rules.

Obviously not, if it is unclear when they have been broken or not. Good rules are specific, precisely so that there is never a question about whether they have been broken or not.

If it didnt matter you wouldnt have responded my blockhead friend.

if you're wondering, the thread that i temporarily locked was . you'll find i was being pretty reasonable, and i gave plenty of warnings to take the meta argument here.

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Why is this difficult for your to grasp? I can care about whether something is important without finding it important

harden the fuck up or you won't last two days

i just audibly sighed out loud. my friends stared at me.

you're the one bitching over a post history newfag

Ok so you admit to secretely caring about it blockhead

Do your friends know you go on the internet and tell lies?

Actually I'm not

this is the last straw

Wew, lads (and, possibly, lass). This thread is reaching butthurt levels I didn't think were possible.

No, I admit to caring about the meta

thanks for letting me know

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That is what happens when admins lose the respect of the users.

/!\RETARD ALERT/!\

I think you're trolling me, but if you aren't, you're genuinely mentally retarded. You literally can not understand the simple and direct meaning of words.

You say that you do not understand, and you go even further by losing even your lack of understanding of anything regarding it. Understanding of it cannot be given to you because, you see, all that you can receive are more words in order to explain words.
If you have not understood the first set of words you will most likely not understand the second set of words.

The post linked in has no post ID, no post history. It breaks no rules.

Calling you a shitposter can be done with or without your ID, it does not strip your anonymity. I don't even need to check your ID to tell you how retarded you are.

XD epin trole mane! :)

It's pretty comfy.

If you only cared about the meta and not my post you wouldnt have replied my blockhead dude

There now, was that so hard? Cripes, why didn't you just come in and say that from the beginning? Why do you make it so people have to pull your chain to act like a damn board admin?(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

haha epic win dude

I can care about your post without caring about fug's plumbing.

Of course I am trolling you, it seems the only way to get you to do a damn thing around here.

wew dysnomia is so whipped

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Not if that was the main point of my post and your also a grill

At this point you are not longer arguing coherently. Allow my to respond in kind:

Mug sliming prefabrications are wumpused vaginas.

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So now that that is settled, what about this?
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K have fun caring

I guess we're all pretending now.

sjw go home

butthurt mod detected

no u

can I be a mod, I'm the best when it comes to it, also, whats your twitter

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do I look like I'm joking to you?
make me a mod, I'll show you how it's done

REMOVE FUG, SAVE Holla Forums

this

You fucks keep talking about making Holla Forums better but what you don't seem to understand is that we don't need you to do that. Do your fucking job, stop spam and illegal shit and thats ALL you should do.

Let Holla Forums flow naturally like it always has. The real reason Holla Forums should stop being cancer is to sage the fuck out of threads expressing how cancerous it is so retards/newfags realize the error of their ways. like how much we appreciated some OC back when hotwheels was around

If that happens how long until it turns into this? boards.4chan.org/b/

That's why I said this

That doesn't work. Eventually people will get tired of sage bombing and leave, and before you know it newfags will outnumber the oldfags. I've seen it happen too many times.

That happened when mods started banning for more reasons. Not funbans as had happened in the past, but serious bans for ever shittier reasons until all the oldfags got pissed off and left.

No cure for cancer m80. The kemo just makes you die in misery. Just concern yourself with spam and cp and cut the other shit you pretentious faggot.

Good point. A good alternative would just do not allow duplicate threads, looking at 4/b/ that's about 2/3 their threads so that sounds reasonable.

I'm really surprised to see that neither of these two shitty mods get it.
Dysnomia and fug just don't fucking get it.
Their fucking job is to remove ilegal content.
I would even go as far as to allow spam in threads to happen.
But these pair of idiots want to make Holla Forums great again?
By forcing their Reddit tier bullshit.
If fug gets her way with the board ownership I'm 1000% she will end up sinking Holla Forums completely.
Dysnomia has a huge filtration of water but we are not sunk yet with his recent lax rules for the board.
Still he is cracking down on ponyfags or trip friends why? Because ducking reasons…

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Faggots, niggers, and wiggers I'm about to pull the trigger.

Faggots, niggers, and wiggers I'm about to pull the trigger.

the rule thread is safer than lesbians , and better order good , .

Faggots, niggers, and wiggers I'm about to pull the trigger.

Faggots, niggers, and wiggers I'm about to pull the trigger.

Faggots, niggers, and wiggers I'm about to pull the trigger.

why would any reasonable human being spend his precious time on what remains here?
the board is utterly dire. boring, low-iq, puerile and unfunny
logging in is more effort than it's worth. doing a captcha is extorsionate
moderation is simply terrible. the board is awash with destructive spam threads while a sort of retarded irc inter-mod cat-fight is rolling out in this thread. dys claims to be an engineer when we all know he was a sandwich maker two months ago. fug doesn't see what is wrong with her getting all her own way and to hell with dissenters.
ffs, guys. wake up and admit it's game over. everything you do here you can do better elsewhere. swim ashore and let the ship sink with the half dozen irreductable retards who will never leave
this is just a waste of time

Ok how would polls work on an anonymous image board? How would it not be abused?

I believe it requires a health dose of delusion.

Wish I could see out of Selassie' eye
Maybe my sovereignty would still be mine
If all the gangs in the world unified
We'd stand a chance against the military tonight

We could all dox ourselves so that we can have a board wide voter registration. That way only registered voters could vote. And instead of a poll we could have up and down arrows that we would click to vote for or against the thing we are voting on.

That is way out of context and no one even mentioned cp until that faggot showed up. Not that I'm defending this new bitch who is going to fuck this board up in the next coming weeks

Sure, nobody here knows how to set up sham email accounts.

i bet fugthelug just ejaculated after reading your post

Can confirm. That tasty trap came all over me.

Hey Dysnomia can I ask a question?

NO

Do you enjoy my musician posts? I'm working on adding to my character roster.

Lurk moar, newfag! I'm not actually Dys.

pffft

No shit dumbass. I am.

Sure you are.

please Dysnomia, I request an audience with my liege.

Is that the question?


go on

Alright, so I was wondering about the Board-Tan thread on /sudo/, I was thinking Mannequin-Tan would be a great Board-Tan, would you support that? I put my suggestion in the thread but your input would have a lot more important obviously. I'm not too sure how these things work.

Make me a mod

>how long until it turns into this? boards.4chan.org/b/
It already has, because you haven't done anything to stop it. It is too late now. It reached critical mass weeks weeks ago.

The Homolka tape OP mentions in his post is real child rape.

I'll support that

I declare my candidature for mod as well.
I am not female.
I will legalise lolis again.
My program is to act as normal janitor and I won't use muh powers to sniff annons post history like that female thing is doing.

Elect me, and we will make Holla Forums a cesspool of shit and autism once again!

Ban the faggot who makes these threads

thats Norgay

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sup guys is Holla Forums good yet?

>sup guys is Holla Forums safe yet?
FTFY

Aren't you tired of all these retarded sicophants, whining assholes, and cancer dispensing 14 year olds that comprise your user base? Make me a mod and I'll give you something you know you need: revenge. I'll spaz out so badly they won't know what hit them. Shitty themes? I'll use a furry background complete with dicks. capricious decisions? I'll ban every fifth poster, and I'll lie about the reason. And when they complain I'll come back at them twice as hard. I'll wield the ban hammer like the fist of the most retarded god ever conceived. Make me a mod and watch them suffer!

No, fug hasn't done nearly enough quality control and there are far too many "unvalued" posters offending me shitting up our valued and high quality board

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look, whatever,

this board still needs to be fixed though. maybe i'm not the one that's gonna do it. i'm rethinking a lot of how i go about moderating & i want to improve, but it still needs to be fixed.

please go back to tumblr

The catalog is particularly disgusting today. Please nuke it, and let us start anew. Serious.

What seems to be troubling you, user?

Sorry man. I would hate for a specific individual to show up and complain about the board log saying I deleted a few dozen threads.

The catalogs alright today. When will they nuke the pedo thread with the the Hank Hill picture? Its time to remove it, god damn you motherfuckers.

"tumblr isnt that bad"
-dysnomia

"FUCK tumblr"
-me

🤔

Glad I am not the only one to recognize that view as wrong. It is actually worse than that here, because the BO is a lazy fuck who doesn't understand the first thing about how to run a board, so it defaults to the mods because they are in the middle. I've said it before and I will say it again, that is completely unfair to them and they have every right to be pissed about it. But they aren't, because they largely either are too stupid to understand that they are being abused that way or they are too wrapped up in the rush of "power" to even see it.

tbh i wouldn't listen to anything this guy says because he never explains his reasoning and he doesn't seem like he's capable of actualizing his idealism.

STOP CENSORING LEGAL PEDO CONTENT YOU FUCKS

Yeah but it's pretty terrible when you make a thread and name it "PEDO PRIDE (TAKE 2)"

lmfao dumbass. Atleast put some more effort in.

My effort is adequate. The intention is exposure, not stealth.
I'm not trying to fly under the radar. I'm trying to expose the BO & mods for the bigots and hypocrites they are, until they change their corrupt ways or I am left the last user standing once everyone has fled after seeing the cesspool this place has become because of their actions.(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

REMOVE DYSNOMIA

Lmao. What a fucking hack. If you want to expose some corrupt hypocrites AND post a pedothread, why don't you share a nice pizzagate thread, or you could hang yourself, I don't really care.


Here, you can be the first one out.

Thx Dys. I think I will continue to start legitimate pedo discussion threads, and you can continue to censor them and expose yourself for the pos dictator you really are.

Also, I would appreciate if you would please stop banning me, it is barely annoying.

You're definitely not the one who is gonna do it.

Believe me, I'm not too mad or anything but did you accidently delete all my comments on this board?

I'm willing to accept an explanation from whoever did it :^)

The dumb bitch is still posting

GET

Easy to get cause this place is fucking dead.

Name 2 chans that aren't dead.

Chanpink is always live

FAWRCHAN AHYUKHYUKHYUK BCUZ DEY GOT MILLYUNS UB YOOSERS HYUKHYUKHYUK JUSD LIEG FACEBOOK HYUKHYUKHYUKHYUKHYK TOTALLY NOT DEAD HYUK HYUK HYUK
i legitimately don't know where im going to go when even the deadest imageboards dry up and rot
normalfags have turned virtually all anonymous havens into varying degrees of pc garbage and the few that arent pc are ruled by retards and fags that mistake extreme hostility for a great newfag filter when instead its shocking content and loads of so called "edgy" OC is generally what keeps the facebook crowd from bothering with you because they dont understand anything other than repeating what their particular herd does

jesus fucking christ. i want to stomp you in the face.

But seriously, fuck the guy who deleted all my comments. Didn't do anything wrong >:(

not to defend faggot vols but what part of random do you not understand?
really the only rules anyone on this board has to pertain by are the US child porn laws, and even then fags haven't been abiding by those as of late
Holla Forums as a board, and i mean across imageboards in general, has always been a cesspit piece of shit ruled by faggots
expecting or wanting an explanation for faggot mods is as asnine as expecting kiddie fuckers to acknowledge they're deranged and mentally ill, its not going to happen

Yep.

I just thought it was pretty fuckin stupid when all (my) posts were deleted. Mods being dumbasses or some shit. My posts were top-notch quality.

what's so bad about emojis? they're cute, fun, and easy to use!! 😪🙀👏🏻💅🏻👳🏽💣🕋🇸🇦

are you reading any books? do you think the holocaust happened?

yes
the holocaust happened, but it was justified because of the overwhelmingly jewish threat of bolshevism. fascism works but is immoral because it's hierarchy is arbitrary instead of justified like a meritocracy or capitalist society. hitler was an immoral person because he destroyed europe and opposed capitalism.

If you want Holla Forums to have rules, mods will follow rules.

If you want Holla Forums to have no rules, you have to respect mods ability to act on that freedom.

free-gg.link/JFXaab

The more obvious you are about it the more likely you are to get kicked out.

Are you helping the board or not? Try to figure that out. fam

the more obvious i am about what? are you implying i'm a goon? cuz i'm not, i was in SASS for a while i guess but i never shelled over 10bux for anything..

I didn't ask if you were a goon, that much is obvious.

i guess i will right now, if it makes you happy.
are you all ready for some
DE-DEMOCRATIZATION

start by killing yourself

the problem is that in actuality, i can't really do anything to improve the board how i'd like to. my endgame is a democratic moderation and a completely regulated series of cyclical threads. however, i can't take any steps to achieve this in the position i am now.
the first thing i want to do is test out the idea of democratizing ban appeals. i technically can do this now, but there are no ban appeals right now, so i'm a sitting duck. i also can't hold mod elections, or polls for moderation status, obviously. i have no ability to add or remove other mods. this is also a problem because i can't give mod status to quality posters to start pinning good threads. i could, technically, just make a bunch of cyclicals right now and delete anything outside of them, but i have a hunch that wouldn't end well. dysnomia has expressed a dislike for the proposition of just replacing the bad users with good users, so i can't really do that. what, then, can i do right now to improve the board as i see fit besides going about my normal moderation duties?

that's good news. your improvements aren't needed. only the userbase can improve Holla Forums and they don't want to. so fuck off

>>> boards.4chan.org/bant/thread/1619174 tbh

Lying sac of shit

this

Leave and never come back

user i've only had access to my phone for a while now, you've got to excuse all of my spelling errors preemptively
and i guess i'm not mod anymore so oh well. dysnomia will probably explain it

actually, fuck you, it's grammatically correct and i would know. painintheenglish.com/case/1063

and, actually, fuck you, dysnomia. make me BO.

fug can't possibly be worse than dys

Do you have a single fact to back that up? And no "muh eyewitnesses" (which there are ones that completely contradict the holocaust) and thus makes them worthless.
Who's jewing who here?
You do realize that Hitler was elected then out maneuvered his political party (because he didn't think they were good) right?
NO he did not destroy Europe, the allies did. He didn't even start WW2 the UK/France did. That is a well known fact as well. The UK/France declared war on Germany once when they invaded Poland to get apart of their territory back after ww1, that and the fact that the Polish government was mass murdering innocent Germans on the street as a plan to lure Hitler in.

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Meant to add *don't count*

hanshermanhoppelaughing.gif

Post your tits.

C-can it be true? Is it finally over?

Please post your cute little feets.

Also, the USSR invaded Poland the same year, so what the allies called "protecting the freedom of Poland" is complete bullshit as they allied with a totalitarian regime over an objectively better nation. Of course, now what the allies do is: embrace the worst and most devastating ideology known to mankind, and slander the one that wasn't even that bad. With or without the propaganda known as the holohoax, communism was objectively worse in every possible way. With it's gross treatment of dissidents, mass starvation, mass murder, and horrible living conditions. What does that tell you about the time we live in? Why isn't the USSR discredited and denounced as much as/even more than national socialism??? I'll tell you why, it's because the most evil and unjustified nations won that war. Real life isn't like a movie, the "good guys" don't always win. And no fug, stop thinking just because it has "socialism" stamped on it doesn't mean it's socialism as we know it. What Germany had was a hybrid between socialism/capitalism that works. Know why? Because socialism can't work without the core principles of capitalism. That's what todays socialism fails at, they just want to be as socialist as possible while ignoring systems that actually work for a change.

just whatever you do, dont eat a clam shell

>deleted?
that's what i show up as in the board log.

well, that's the way it goes ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Well, that's a relief. I guess, maybe, I can go back to not hating you now.

Please post your feet.

Wrong pic.

please be true

The replies in this thread just dropped by the hundreds. What the fuck. Censorship?

oh please almighty God, please, please make this to be true.

Pretty sure it's just to keep the thread from filling up. Stuff at the top seems to be getting shredded fairly indiscriminately. I've been capping periodically.

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summerfag pls gtfo

Told you that you wouldn't even last as long as I did.

Get off your high horse hex. You were worse than fug by a long shot. She just squacked a lot harder.

t. fugthelug

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this tbh

I didn't have delusions of self importance, and a dream of turning the board into reddit with a voting system for fucking everything. I just cleaned up trash

Fug was shit and her ideas were unbelievably terrible. But you did way too much "cleaning".

If by too much cleaning you mean watching the mod logs and doing exactly what dysnomia did, then yeah. Fuck off white knight

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I don't wonder that at all, people are gonna shit talk the mods regardless of what they do. The kind of shit people talked about me was much different than the type of shit people talked about fug. She was cancer that would kill the board, I was just a regular mod cleaning up shit.

The only "shit" a mod should be cleaning up is illegal content. Fug talked a bigger game when it came to quality control but you were hyper-actively doing it.

Whatever you say, white knight. She isn't going to fuck you.

hey fug or dsynomia,
what kind of content do you want to see? I make very shitty oc in ms paint. I could make something you like as I'm sure at least you will see it.
or not, no big deal. thanks for keeping the site running.

Pure chaos, perfectly random, creative, without repetition.

No, but I might at least get to see her feet, which is all I'm really after. Seriously though, any genuine confidence or sympathy anyone (which includes me) had for fug and her way of running things was - almost certainly - irreparably lost after last Thursdays' comfy power-trip. Doesn't make (You) any less annoying as a mod. Though I personally didn't think you were that bad, this incessant whinging and whining after your removal is just pathetic, tbh.

What about this one?
←———-

:)

Gee, I wonder who told you that was going to happen shortly after you got made a mod to begin with????
Oh, right. It was me.

You are literally impotent to stop mods from deleting whatever the fuck they want here. Your posts are therefore useless, which is why everyone is ignoring them, and why every time you evade you are still banned for the same old shit.

Repetition is all you fucking do!
You are the most predictable and repetitious force here, don't you get that?
Wow, are you myopic!

You keep using that word.
I do not think it means what you think it means.

There is a spot on Pi that goes 0123456789

you are a massive faggot

t. dysnomia

no i'm not. stop doing that, fag

jrbooksonline.com/polish_atrocities.htm

meant for

You seem to think that hitting a button that says "ban" actually keeps people from posting here.
It doesn't. It only delays them from posting for about 15-20 seconds, which means that it is not really a ban. You CAN'T ban. Period. That is not a tool you have anymore, so quit fucking throwing it around like it is some sort of magic wand. It isn't. Your "ban" is a limp dick with no balls, and you know it.
Everyone else on the internet knows it too, which is why they all come here when they get banned from 4chan and /pol.

Awww, you hurt my feelings.
Not.

Your post is reasonable, but I'm not sure why you think I've been whining. I'm actually having more fun not being a mod than I had being a mod. Being a mod is time consuming if you actually care about making sure that the board stays somewhat clean. I went on my first date in over a decade on Friday, and if I was sitting here cleaning up shit on Holla Forums over the past couple weeks that would have never happened.

Fucking mods have gone insane.
Top posts across every board are about invalid bans by "mods" who are pushing their own agendas. fullchan has been infiltrated more than halfchan ever was before the sellout.

did you like the "boiling vat of fermented semen" thread I made yesterday?

I was asking about OC. You seem upset.

or there are ccrybabies with time on their hands. check the steam forums. always a post about how the game sucks, no matter how bad or good the game.

squawked*
t. grammar nazi

Are we allowed to post autistic cringe on here, so we can have anons point and laugh?
Or get tumors from viewing

just do it

If you have to ask, the answer is no.
>>>/leddit/

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Thx. Noticed it right away but didn't think anyone would give a shit. You proved me wrong.
Also, it's spelling, not grammar nazi.

Are you gonna' go back to making your comfy begging threads now?

The fact that I was asking shows how much of a newfag I am.
just fucking kill me

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Hue

But what about those that deserved their memes?

Is this a replacement for the brown pill, I don't want that pill anymore

Ripe

This

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horse vagina

Replace all threads in this board with a link to >>>/kennedi/

very nice.

you aren't so bright, aren't you?

xd

MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MOD MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS

OH SHIT AGAIN
MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS

i did good

snitch

not nice

so, who is the next vol to face the baying mob?
it's such fun getting them deleted…
ciao, fugdalug.

It's not like it's even difficult to avoid. Just don't be an insufferable namefag all the time and do your job, no one will even notice you.

Brighter than you, apparently. I can at least speak my native language fluently.

when i clicked on the post number, a terrible stench came blasting from the speakers of my monitor. is that you? you smell really fucking evil if it is

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U wot m8?

In linguistics, grammar (from Greek: γραμματική) is the set of structural rules governing the composition of clauses, phrases, and words.
t. semantics nazi

but it was justified. just look at what was happening to Germany before he came to power. people were starving on the streets, unemployment was rampant (about 30% unemployment rate, an insane number), the communist party was planning on taking over, prostitution/sex trafficking was at an all time high, and finally, a very small minority (the jews) owned most of the media/wealth. if an authoritarian state didn't come to power there was no way they were ever going to get out/help the situation. what would have ended up happening was, that they were just going to sit around and debate all day and get nothing done (a bureaucratic nightmare) while doing nothing for the people. what hitler did was unite the people regardless of political/economic status. also, where's the responsibility in a democracy? it just gets thrown around like some football on tarmac.
in an authoritarian state, the only one who can be blamed is the leader of said authoritarian state. with the people united under one banner, it's a lot harder to be divisive and make each other hate each other. and if the people think that they're being abused by said leader, they can always revolt against him. that's exactly how it should be too. in fact that's how America was supposed to undergo, constant revolution and look what we have now. america has had nothing like this, they just allow tyrants to do what ever they want while pointing fingers at each other. meanwhile Adolf Hitler employs 3 million people in one year (the most any government had done in human history), raised incomes for the common worker, eliminated national debt, rebuilt Germany, and got the economy back up and running again. and all this while the rest of the world was reeling from the great depression. that alone should tell you just how hard hitler and germany worked to get people back on their feet.

FUGTHELUG BTFO

Hey, HEY, this is META thread.

RIBRARY

Selling my body for bitcoin, anyone got requests?

you are a fucking loser

remove sticky

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don't talk, remove this sticky, clean up the trash(i.e. spam and actual cp), and don't have a personal agenda. Let's see if you last as long as the last few

But my favorite part is being an attention whore
If dubs i unsticky
B-But all those things are free speech
Don't tell me what to do, faggot
You must be new here

dude ur really fucking gay i swear man kill yourself

You are the one who is gay.

You're just not funny, man. Stop posting. Stop trying.

BRING BACK FLAGS.

this

People voted for flags, bring them back Dysnomia, you ugly fat piece of waste.

You only get flags if you get ID with them.

Why? We used to have only flags, no IDs. Explain yourself, wretched creature.

Think about it like this. Holla Forums is the central hub of imageboards. All imageboard users pass through here in one way or another, you would think Holla Forums would be highly active, yeah? But it's not. This is because of the fact that the content here is pretty awful and the users don't do anything but complain about how slow and shit it it.

Fastforward: Now we have /bant/ on 4chan. This is a fast, fun, active board, and dare I say the only good one on 4chan at the moment.

If we were to make Holla Forums Holla Forums like 4chan bant we could set up an INTERNATIONAL /int/ type board that is the most active on the web because all traffic from other imageboards are passing through. Think of it as an intergalactic checkpoint.

Unfortunately the users here think ID strips their anonymity for some reason, as if they aren't or shouldn't be using a VPN already anyway. Flags by themselves are lame. Flag+ID = fun

pls more stickies, dysnomia-san :3 !
also can you please post pics of u so we can make memes/reactions of you, kinda like the jim thing

Long time no see Omlet, you colossal faggot, seeing you shoving eggs up your butt was probably the last insteresting thing I saw on this shithole :3, hope you and your glorious butthole are doing well

The main reason for this is because mods censor anything even slightly pedo and this turns off the userbase, pedos and non-pedos alike.
Believe it or not, pedos like to talk about things other than their sexual orientation and non-pedos like to talk about pedos, but by censoring this subject you drive away all their activity.
I know that some of Holla Forums Holla Forums likes that, but only because they would rather see this board kill than let pedos have a voice.

This also goes for ponies. No one gives a shit if someone is using pony reactions or starting up pony threads on Holla Forums except Holla Forumsards that come to Holla Forums to flex their muscles. We all see what you're doing and it's not a good look tbh.

Not really. 4chan is the central hub. A majority of people have never even heard of Holla Forums, or the fact that there are hundreds of chans.

It seems like you're shifting the responsibility elsewhere by implying that IDs and flags cannot possibly be implemented separately. May I point out that YOU are the one who decides that. Not us. We want flags without IDs.

Basically, YOU don't like flags, and that's the sole reason you won't reinstate them. Just say so instead of making up an entire BS explanation. Your post started off somewhat decent, but then the entire thing got discredited by your last statement.

tl;dr Dysnomia doesn't like flags, and that's why we won't have them.

same goes for travis as well tbh, not cool

flags do nothing to improve discussion
to the contrary, they open the door to xenophobic nonsense and encourage americans to brag, neither being fun, informative, clever or new
also, given the vpn use here, flags tell you nothing about the user. they are a pointless distraction at best and an impediment to serious shitposting at worst

Well, I disagree. I think, and I know I'm not the only one to do so, that they generated tons of banter. A lot of new doors opened and activity surged.

That's specific. I'm sorry your personal experience sucked user.

They don't have to, it's not about identifying users, it's about adding a new dimension to the board without threatening anonymity. You can shill as a Jew with an Israeli VPN for example, it can be pretty funny.

why not just use 4ch instead? only the ui is better here. proposing this place ape a competitor is the most succinct admission of failure you can make, dysnerdia.
ya blew it; now fuck off and allow someone else a swig at the bottle. i don't suppose it will change much, but the longer you obstinately refuse to delete yourself as bo, the less likely it becomes that this board will recover.
you haven't an original idea in your head, but if one came to you in a dream, and you managed to articulate it, the userbase isn't listening.
do everyone a favor: delete your bo account and leave Holla Forums to the wolves. it's where it wants to go, obviously

I'd just like to interject for moment. What you're refering to as censorship, is in fact, Holla Forums/censorship, or as I've recently taken to calling it, Holla Forums plus censorship. Censorship is not a human control system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning Holla Forums system made useful by the back end, mod utilities and vital system components comprising a full board as defined by the FBI.

Many computer users run a modified version of the chan system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of censorship which is widely used today is often called Holla Forums, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the censorship system, developed by the Censorship Project.

There really is a chan, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. FBI is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The FBI is an essential part of an Holla Forums, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete human control system. Holla Forums is normally used in combination with the censorship operating system: the whole system is basically Holla Forums with Censorship added, or Holla Forums/Censorship. All the so-called Holla Forums distributions are really distributions of Holla Forums/censorship!

dysnomia confirmed for a goon

samefag

what's your point? do you want this board to die or not

Fuck off back to reddit, sjw

hehh?
Everyone knows chans are for autistic shitposting. Why the fuck would the FBI give a shit about this place?

get better bait dude

They don't care much, just enough to spend some few tenths of a percent of their massive data mining budget on it.

kek

the board is as good as dead already. it is kept alive by desperate mods and delinquent children who have nothing else to do. there hasn't been a worthwhile thread in weeks and you know it.
what i want is irrelevant. the userbase needs to be rebuilt and that can only be done over years or via a major event.
the concept of image boards needs to be reinvented, because everything we do here can be done better and to a wider audience elsewhere.
most users want ready made content to which they might contribute. this requires a pool of creative users to keep the ball rolling, 8ch doesn't have it and the climate here frightens off newfags with gimp skills or a set of celebrity nudes
so, to answer your question obliquely: on its current trajectory, 8ch is heading for the wall. the whole concept of an off radar site where you can be an asshole among assholes for the hell of it is history. you can do that on hundreds of sites (and do it better)
8ch/b/ needs a new ceo with fresh ideas and a project that the userbase buys into.
Dysnomia has neither the ideas nor the support to recreate a community here. he should go and we users would at least get to laugh twice this week. after all, fun is why we come.

normally i would just give up and head back to 32ch, but you really inspired me, user. how do we fix this?

I disagree

Except you can do that now.
Lurn2post options

Not the same, pal.

How so? On numerous occasions I have fooled newfags into thinking I'm a mod.

The fact that you believe this is a big part of why your board has failed.
The fact that you think trying to make 8ch *anything* like 4chan *anything* is another reason why your board is dead.
If you have to tell people how to think of it, you have already lost the battle. Most people think of it as a sewer at this point, and if you had thought of it as an imageboard instead of an intergalactic checkpoint it might not have ended up sucking so badly.
Again, you are dismissing the opinion of the users simply because you don't personally agree with it. While I happen to actually agree with you on anonymity and VPN, I don't think that most users would object to flags only. IMO both flags and IDs are lame and pointless, considering the VPN issue, which you are correct about.

Bottom line is that the board has failed, and you sat by and watched it happen rather than take the steps you could have taken when you should have taken them in order to keep it alive. Instead you sat on your fat ass and blamed everyone but yourself for it going to hell. You are the Hillary Clinton of imageboards, and you will be remembered for being the biggest fail in chan history because you took the best board in all of chandom and let it drown in its own shit.

I agreed with this up until you assert that 8ch/b/ can be salvaged.
Not only can it not, but even if it could I don't agree that it should.

This. This so much.

I could've forgiven Dysnomia's incompetence and lack of original thought if he had just given up his BO position. But now we've reached a point where each day that he stays BO, he's purposefully preventing this place from becoming better. This is willful neglect manifest.

At last Jim isn't running it.

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dys, what would a better Holla Forums look like in your head? what would the catalog look like? how big should the userbase be? if i started pumping out OC, would it make it any better? are you a grill?

great plan. but everybody screams at you if you do this.

The opposite can be argued for the same effect.

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It's already too late

kill yourself

but isn't what he's saying is basically shooting for the moon? it's not achievable at this point. simply migrating to another chan would be easier, faster and more effective, or is there something i'm not seeing?
what do you mean? raids? in-jokes? since we are random, what would our content be? i'm just interested in your perspective.
i think we should realise that there's no going back in time. the past was good, we love it, but what's more important to focus on is what's going to come. imitating the past will not recreate it. let's set sail to new worlds. let us Holla Forums. in your hands, lays the power to make this board how you want it to be. you can lead us in our missions, or you can watch us from afar, but you cannot control us i truly think that we should just Holla Forums ourselves.

I like the way this sounds. I will discuss it further later.

If there's anything resembling a plan swimming around in that alpha-getti filled skull of yours, at least have the sack to stick to it this time.

wtf dont make me kill myself

Too late, dubs demand it.
KYS

This.

Post your feet first, please.

DO IT FAGGOT after you post your tits

I like the way this sounds. I will discuss it further later.

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big ol card

shame this is true every year, it just gets worse.

Will you stream it?

can you let TOR make threads? it requires a file to make a thread but tor doesnt allow uploading files

If I were to enable Tor to make threads I would have to do one of the following:

1. Disable image requirements for thread
2. Enable image upload for Tor

To me that sounds like a bunch of spam and CP that doesn't need to be here.

Every time Holla Forums has had TOR enabled its nothing but spam and flooders.
#VoteNo

When was the last time it was enabled?

Last Summer if i remember correctly

oh summerfags and their cp

How does disabling image requirements for threads bring spam/cp? Besides you already have the captcha on.

It makes sense, 14 year old kids don't want to fap to 20-30 year olds, they want to fap to kids their age.(xd)

It's all clear to me now… Thank you. Reported.

I like how you convienently ignored these two posts, Dys. One of them is mine, I'd like to see a response.

(((conveniently ignored)))
because you're right
flags are a bad idea. trust me. for other reasons that i can't tell you

I cannot argue that logic, good sir. Have a firm handshake as a token of my respect.

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wat dos ==(xd)== in past men?????


ANSWER ME

Fucking summerfag

stay away from me

FUUUUUCK! This post just shunted my brain into a feedback loop for the last 20 minutes. I can't even.

I hope mods don't ignore the reports

fuck me….

I have done some on the especially shitty threads. They are still active, so I guess mods are not online now.

I have never watched one single episode of Game of Thrones. Not one. Single. One.

and?

Posts are disappearing. Mods must be awake.

just cp it seems

Shit, missed out again.

What fetishes do you have

Please enable both.

Took me awhile to understand why I wasn't seeing him wiping his hands on a towel. He never actually shook their hands, heh.

tfw you miss out on the fresh CP waves

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Of course you do…it is vacuous fluff, and says absolutely nothing of any concrete substance whatsoever. That is Dysnomia through and through, and the entire reason you have been ineffectual as a BO. You "combat" cancer without ever defining what it is, you tell your mods to delete it and they get hung out to dry when they guess wrong. Users have no idea what they can and can't post, and have nowhere to go for answers except here, where they get ambivalent answers that end up changing all the time anyway. So you liking this tripe comment as a strategy doesn't surprise me one bit.

HURR DURR IM DYSOMNIA

hes drunk again, what a bitch ass do some harder drugs you pathetic bitch

:O

SHIT JUST GOT REAL.

I'M NOT LOGGED IN FUCc.

Nice job getting my trip.

Stop impersonating me

Also, I'm allowing MLP content again, but only trap porn versions.

Hackering intensifies

Tell me how you got my trip Omlet. :^)

Top kek

I just used ???????????(w and let it run overnight

wew. It's super easy to crack, I might have to make a new one but I like it.

PM'ed you a better one

but then.. you already also know it

Alright let's see how gay this makes me look.

I might do some degenerate shit but I'm not a tripfag, I have no use for such a thing

This is not correct

Oh I see what happened. I hit a character limit.

No but really, tripcodes are shitty, don't use them outside of mod/tripfag circlejerks

You're both tripfags and you're both a huge shit.

user was banned for this post

what did he mean by this.

He meant tripcodes, dumbass

mean

you're not relevant anymore

you hurt my feelings.

You'd better watch out.

Waste of fucking time tbh

I agree. I'm relatively new to Holla Forums, but from what I've seen it's not impossible that dys is the only mod here. Omelet and Fugthelug may be alter egos. Can't catch crazy.

Yeah man, omlet seems to be the main personality, dysnomia seems to be the "I'm angry and want nothing but chaos" personality. We should encourage him to delete dysnomia and only have omlet and fug.

It's not impossible but every once in a while eggbutt deletes something that dysnomia apparently put some effort into.

True, but any sociopath worth his/her/xirs salt would be conscious of everything being TOO neat and tidy. Likewise, an IB mod would know that some would be screen capping (or do it themselves). Anything truly important would still be disseminated.

testing if I can post

test
>>>/test/

Dysnomia has his good sides and his bad sides. I just wish he would bring back flags without IDs, like the community prefers it. I don't understand why he's so stubbornnlly placing his desires above anyone else's. This OUR playground, not yours.

The polls were clear. We want flags without IDs. More than 70% were in favor of flags yet all Dysnomia has to say; ''I don't like them,
Case closed.''

That's mean and sadistic of him. But I know dysnomia isn't sadistic, he knows better. Eventually he'll understand his wrongdoings, and he will feel remorse for making this board even worse and worse. The day Dysnomia realises the harm he's done, becomes man enough to admit his mistakes, and honorouble stepsdown from being BO..

Will be the day full of relief. In which we can finally elect a new BO democratically, whilst having learned fom Dysnomia's fault.

please sticky

Well right there is your problem, user.
It isn't ours at all. It is his. He owns it, and can do whatever the hell he wants to do with it and he doesn't have to consult anyone about it.

The fallout from that is that he is the one who has to live with a dead board. Well, it *was* dead until the pedos got a stiffy this morning, and then it perked right back up (and is still going strong, btw). But you can't count on pedos to keep a board alive. They are necessarily transient and don't stay in one place long, even if it is a place they come back to frequently.

This is also 8ch, and your assertions of democracy are vastly misguided. This site is privately owned and operated, it is not a democracy either. If you want a democratically run website, go to…umm, hang on… Hmmm. I guess I can't think of one single website off the top of my head that is democratically run, so I guess you will have to start one yourself. I am pretty sure that doing that will give you a very good idea of why there aren't any.

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Hmmm.

kek

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A bit more CP removal would be great :^]

OMFG…..LOL

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ya got ballz user

20 fucking minutes to delete that? on your own fucking sticky? goddamn, you are pathetic.

ayy

Moar

Have the pedos taken over?

dysomanic mods…

Where is dysnomia's dox?

Stop phishing, dys. Nobody wants to play that game.

I love dysnomia he can have my babies

I'm sick of getting banned on Holla Forums

^ ^

Well, sure, he can have a mouthful of mine as well. But love? That's a bit strong.

Pedos are doing gods work.

This place is just a shadow of its former self. We started as a board where you could post whatever you wanted. No longer cucked by crazy janitors. Pony circlejerk? No problem? Tripcancer thread? No problem? Interracial/cuckold porn? We all hate that one guy that posts it, but it was never considered "spam". And even if it was, this was the place for it (anyone remember "Le official pony/pedo thread"?).

And nowadays the "rules" page is just a wall of meaningless text to appease the freedom seekers like me. The oldfags who just want their random board back. This place is supposed to be shit, shills running amok, spam everywhere, and all meaningless hell breaking loose - only now it's slightly less shitty because dysnomia is trying to contain it all. Anyone here been banned recently for "spam"?

Pedos are reminding us where we came from, how this place came to be and why dysnomia is totally against the spirit of this site. We used to be on the gray side of the law, where when pictures were posted with questionable legality those pictures where not removed nor the poster banned.

God I hope something big happens to change the site (which won't happen) or the pedos give this site the fiery death it deserves. It had a good run.

#rant

blame jim,

kys pedo apologist

Every one of these threads would be spammed/saged into oblivion for months during the golden age of 8/b/. This place used to be interesting.

BAN ALL PEDO POSTERS
BAN ALL PEDOS
DRIVE THEM OUT!

^^__

All the same… Nothing to be done.

dysnomia is a nigger lol

this

that

and the other

also this

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Is this a computer program that copies the way you dance or did that lady just have really good choreography

you motherfucking summerfaggot. KILL YOURSELF

desd

niggers

So now that the pedos are inactive today, I see the PPH is back down to "barely breathing" again. So we got that going for us. :P

Is that so? Explains the sudden jump in post quality I've seen in the past eight or so hours.

It ain't real pedo hours right now. That comes in about 8-9 hours from now and ends in 3 hours after it begins.

Answer the question fag boy

if only we had a BO who'd gouge all their decisions based on polls :(
naaaahh that would be stupid haha

I just want to hear one - just one - fucking reason why we can't have flags without IDs. Back to your cuck shed.

Better yet, go back to reddit.

If only we had a tripfagging cunt that would shut fuck up.

Yeah, nothing says quality like "post your dick", "how gay am I?", "my sister is dating a nigger", and "I am a clueless14 year old, what should I do?" threads.
Seriously, don't use the word quality in referring to a Holla Forums thread, because no such thing has existed in months.

You obviously were not here yesterday.
There was active CP being posted in multiple threads from noon until 8pm(GMT). Much of it stayed up for hours on end, despite global reporting and multiple threads on sudo complaining about it, and even in this very thread it was up for 20 minutes.
There is no such thing as "pedo hours", user. They post whenever they want…which is part of the problem.

Because the board owner doesn't want that.
There. You have your reason. Now fuck off.

Well, I don't know about you, but an user just made me chuckle with one of his clever posts, it was almost audible, even. It's been a while.


No, I want to hear the proper reason so I CAN finally fuck off. Until then, I nag.

I've only fucked white girls lmao

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real pedo hours begins again naow

real mod hours who up

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t. pedo

t. hex

t. sticky sager

Some of the criticism of dys is warranted some of it's not. But can we concentrate on the real thing that's killing this whole website: the BO of /a/? That board should be the lifeblood of the site and instead it's the worst thing. If a legitimate alternative was agreed upon or that BO was btfo'd this site might rebound on its' own.

Say, making Holla Forums into Holla Forums - Anime/Random may fix this issue.

It was worth a try but it was never viable. There are too many Holla Forums that start complaining about anime and unless you're going to delete all of those sorts of posts from anime threads (and piss off all the freezepeachers) it will always be inferior to a legitimate board.
Though I wouldn't be opposed to more anime threads. They're usually the best threads on the board.

>>>/a/

ayyy hows it going???

not good

remove sticky

remove sticky

I don't really care about the pedo's one way or another, but the child porn needs to be dealt with. I propose there be a cyclical pedo thread to keep everything contained in one place where its easier to moderate. Honestly I think losing hebe caused all the problems. Now you can't discuss anything related to pedo without having child model pictures and cp posted.

Filter request:
"datamine" should filter to "fun"

kill yourself.

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Holla Forums is shit make Holla Forums less shit

Keep attention whoring, tripfag. That's sure to turn things around.

THEY DO IT FOR FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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You're starting a board when you can't even link properly? Can't believe you were ever a mod.
FTFY AND STAY OUT!

nvm, I guess anyone can fuck up.

I put something together that will be a lot of fun.

I have owned the /1/ board for a while now and I usually only use it for testing purposes when I am about to make a change to Holla Forums. I decided that I am going to re-purpose the board completely.

The board only has 1 thread, a cyclical sticky thread. I enabled CAPS ONLY which makes it so that only moderators can post new threads, so all of the content on the board will be in one specific thread. The board will be mostly moderated like Holla Forums, only to remove heavy spam and CP

Check it out and let me know what you think of it.

>>>/1/

lol blow it out your ass cuck

woooo

Oh also just noticed my reCaptcha says "torjdi", can't post images though and can't even start threads on here because of stupid image required to start thread.

i just want The Cafe At The End Of The Internet back ;___;

it's shit

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what a fucking schmuck

COME CHECK OUT Holla Forums!

What's wrong with tripfags?

But that is wrong, you closet pedo fag.
Anime is just as hated on Holla Forums as pedo threads, and for the same reason. Both belong on their own boards. Pedos used to have their own board, and so at least I can understand them posting on Holla Forums out of frustration, but animefags have got /a/. A place to call thier own, where they can post anime all fucking day without interference. Holla Forums should be reserved for threads that don't already have boards of their own. Just trimming those threads would go a long way toward establishing a more solid board identity, and would keep things heading in a more positive direction.

I think you mean a separate pedo board, which I would agree with. But having a cyclical thread for it on Holla Forums is only going to make Holla Forums worse.

You really don't get it, do you, Dysnomia?
Nothing you touch online from now until the day you die will ever be successful. It doesn't even matter if it is a good idea anymore. Simply because of who you are (the guy who deliberately killed the best chan board ever), it will be automatically rejected and it will fail.

You are the Shia Labeouf of the internet.
The shit version of King Midas.
Lindsay Lohan.
You are the human version of the voice that would be had by the child of Gilbert Gottfried and Fran Drescher.

Face it, Jiggles. This is your 15 minutes of fame right here, and it is going really badly. Why would you want to make it worse by shilling another board that you own?

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This poster is a huge newfag. He doesn't even know how the user count works.

Everyone laugh at him.

gahagagagagfaega

It's not nice to expose people you fucking cunt

Newfag talks a lot of shit.

That's the thing, really. This is just my shit-talking device. Once in a while I have a few gems, but my real quality posts stem from my alternate account. (on my quality computer)

Also you deleted all posts from me once from this ip and from my other ip you spastic fuck. This ip I wasn't so mad but my other ip I was doing some good shit.

really wanted him to reply to me :(
Cunt made me sound like a bitch

FUCK

You got your welcome basket of (You)s, newfag. Don't get greedy.

I may be a newfag but I've probably gotten about.. some 2,000 (Yous) the past 5 months I've been here. You never who know you're talking to, cunt. Hmph.

are you intentionally trying to depopulate Holla Forums?
if so, it's working well

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What about it asshole

Pathetic. I know you're kind of new here, but this is where all the oldest oldfags on imageboards are. You think we wouldn't catch on to this shit?

Not that user, but I think he was mocking you. Even an autistic skelly that only likes oceanic beastiality could manage to get 2000 replies in 5 months. Git gud, pleb.
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