How do I get laid?

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if you're trying to deautism yourself, watch "the blueprint decoded" and after that some infield footage from simplepickup and RSD.

Don't give up your wizard powers that easily user

Go out looking presentable and talk to girls. Be friendly, and above all don't act like it's important to you to get her. Talk about whoever or whatever is around, and fall back on acting as though you're interviewing them for the position of girlfriend. Do this over and over, trying not to feel rejected when they turn you down. In time you'll start to see signs in their body language, and recognize even before you open your mouth whether she is interested.

1) be handsome
2) know how to talk
3) …..
4) profit?

got to Bar, ask random girls "can I pee in your butt?" until one of them laughs.

This. Body language is key.

Don't listen to this pedonigger

Do people talk about this stuff casually? I thought it was super taboo. I have a few friends, I'm not totally alone. It's just that I don't want to act like an "autist" in person, like everyone is accusing me in this thread. I just don't know what the fuck am I supposed to do. It's like a ritual to me.

Is it really just as simple as "talking to her"? About what? My hobbies? I like vidya and history. Current affairs? Personal stories? Or is it literally "hi you look pretty do you want to go to my apartment?"? I have no idea.

There's no guide bro, just go and talk to them.
Be yourself just like me.

What, sex or autism? People talk about sex casually all the time if that's what you mean. You're living in Weimar 2.0, casual sex is pretty easy to get.

try the friendly and cool method

youtu.be/_04eBZcTy1o

things you can talk about:

It's a busy place. It's a quiet place. That dude looks incredibly drunk. it's very late. you've never had that drink before. The street is busy for this time of night.

Anything immediately relevant

Stop. You are going to fuck your life up at this rate. Looking for a whore to stick your dick in is not fulfilling. I can sense that you just want companionship, which is why you should treat every woman you are attracted to like a potential wife. See her as someone who would be raising your child. If you wouldnt want that bitch around your kids, move on.

this

thats very hurtful

do you have any friends? if you do, look for one who goes to clubs/concerts a lot. ask him to hook you up. or you can save some money, and hire a prostitute.

This is the worst advice you could follow OP. You will regret it.

Have money.

Start with anything immediate and banal and let the conversation move naturally from there. After a few minutes, if you're picking her up, invite her elsewhere.

The most important thing, again, is not to really care if you get a particular girl. Nothing will drive them away like the stench of desperation.

ignore the crap he says when he tries to explain it, just look at what he's doing

you are correct

This post got Hitler dubs for a reason. That video is a kike trying to ruin white families yet again with promiscuity

What am I supposed to talk about? To who? Women, sure, but witch ones? Random ones on the street? This "advice" is worthless. I don't want to inconvinience every woman my age I sit next to on the bus. If someone did that to me I'd consider getting out on the next stop just so I don't have to go through it. I've NEVER seen someone start a conversation like that, just out of nowhere talk to someone they've never met. (that's a lie, I've seen two very old and possibly senile people do that, even then it was on the bus and they were getting off very soon)
Is this actually what you're telling me to do or is there some method to this?

Are you actually telling me to have unironic conversations about the weather? That's depressing. Does it work? Do people actually find this interesting or engaging?

I'd rather die than have kids. Literally.
Also I don't want to actually live with anyone, I love privacy and being alone most of the time, friends are nice and I wouldn't mind something more but living with anyone is where I draw the line.

I have a couple but I debut any of them have been to a club. They don't seem the sort and if they did they'd mention it. Also from descriptions of them (clubs) I've seen online I'd hate to even be around them. Also I'm poor and not horny despite what you might think. I just want to solve this puzzle for good.

Do all that apply: shave the neckbeard, do something about your acne, dress fashionably (emphasis on shoes), wear non-middleschool tier deodorant, brush your teeth.
Spend some time in public places where your preferred genre of girl is likely to appear. This could be basically anywhere that you have an excuse to hang around at for a while.
If you see a girl you like, try to spark a short conversation. Say hi and make a remark about something in your immediate vicinity or something. Maybe ask how her day's going or something. You only need like 30 seconds or so of back and forth before moving on to the next step.
She knew whether she wanted to fuck you the moment she laid eyes on you. There's literally no good reason to ever hide your affection for a girl unless she's dating a friend of yours or something. This is the most crucial moment, either she likes you or she doesn't. If you progress beyond this point without completing this step you are liable to get in the friendzone. If it turns out she's not into you, don't waste your time if you don't care to make a new friend that you will always have sexual tension towards.
If she likes you, she will likely give you her number if you ask. Take it and schedule a time and place to meet.
This is a whole topic in itself that I'm not going to go too far into detail about. The short version is find something you both can enjoy together and start making a habit out of it.
A WINNER IS YOU!

Note: failure at any step is not the end of the world. Just go back to step 3.

Well then you're a genetic dead end anyway and this entire thread is fucking pointless. Thanks for wasting my time, asshat

Yes, I am telling you to learn how to small talk. Pouring out your heart to a stranger sends the signal that you're desperate and socially retarded.

Are you telling me I'm worthless because I choose not to have children? Is that bad in your eyes? Why?

you can always accompany one of those little faggots to a party/house party. those are free, i think. don't they require you to bring a female along though? i don't know much about this fool's world. talk to one of your retarded friends and they'll get you something.

can be extremely effective though, done right you can win them over just by displaying your vulnerability. Just treat them like a good friend you haven't seen in years.

Sex without procreation is empty, especially with a random slut. You want to see what happens when rampant degeneracy and free sex runs a society? Look up the Weimar Republic. That is why I have the opinions I do.

stupidity or sarcasm, I just can't tell anymore

Can you give me some common phrases for step 4? I don't want to sound like an 80's film protagonist. Also if she rejects me what's a good way to end the conversation and move on without being insulting? "oh, ok bye" doesn't seem polite. Can I still stay in the vacinity afterwards or should I go somewhere else until she leaves? What's the accepted social standard?

Also I thought people hated small talk.

Neither. The nuclear family is the best family, and easily accessible casual sex ruins that, and largely societies as a whole. When the moral fiber of a society is broken, it is a sign of decay and decadence. Why do you think the National Socialists were so successful? It's because they reinstated morality back into the German culture, and it bound the people together again.

potential phrases:
"Let's go out. I'll pick you up at 6:00 Saturday"
"I'm tired of this place. Let's enjoy the night air"
"Want to dance horizontally"?

So successful they're gone.

Looks staged tbh

"It's getting late, I guess I'll see you around" (leave)
"well, have a nice night" (go to another spot in the room)
"(if she seems offended) "sorry to bother you." (different place in the room)

So successful that it took 3 world superpowers to crush one state. So successful that when the rest of the world was in the midst of the great depression, Germany was in an economic boom.

They are gone because the elites of the world (call them what you want; jews, globalists, NWO, it's all the same) were terrified at how well the ideology worked.

As user said you only need 30 seconds to a minute of small talk.

I should correct myself. The National Socialists are not gone. The ones from the 1930s are dead, but the ideology remains strong today

Is this a joke? Sounds incredibly cheezy. Also, if I'm following your plan directly I'll talk to them for 30 seconds before telling them to go somewhere else.

So… do I always have to leave the place? I was thinking more about board game shops to be honest. So I can't exactly leave without being close.

why

Just ask if she has a boyfriend. If she says yes, tell her that he's a lucky guy and that she shouldn't let him forget it (this helps answer the next question of yours). If she doesn't have a boyfriend, you have some choices:

It was a diversion, but I brought it up to make a point. The National Socialists had the most successful society to date, and it's in no small part to how they handled degeneracy. Shaming of casual sex and pornography does wonders.

You don't have to leave the place. you can just say something polite but dismissive and turn your attention elsewhere

not related to thread. PASS

That faggot you're responding to isn't me btw.

this is me

samefag

Bur it is. OP is looking for casual sex thinking it will fill some void in his autistic life, when in reality it just leads further down the path of unhappiness. Making a woman your wife and continuing your heritage is the true path to fulfillment and success in your life.

Can you give me some examples? What's the worst case scenario I can realistically get myself into? Do people pay attention to this stuff? Will I be made fun of?

Holy shit, are you actually a fucking alien? Or an AI or some shit?

I refuse to believe that you've actually had a human interaction before. This is too much

She can get offended by you hitting on her and then go to the cops with her best friend and file a case against you for rape. Happens all the time.

I talk quietly. I don't know if people listen to other people's conversations or not. It's not something I feel comfortable asking someone non-anonymously. I've never intentionally listened to someone's conversation, but I've never done this so maybe this is a special kind of public ridicule.

Do you actually mean that or…
Also I should point out I live in Europe not Shotland.

Yeah sure. It's just a game thots play.

she screams at you in the middle of the library or some place that isn't a party.
generally not if neither of you made a scene
probably not. maybe if you then went on to hit on another girl immediately after. then you look desperate.

It's just that you seem like you've never actually been in a social situation outside of your comfort zone before.

Here's a novel idea: Try practicing small talk with a dude. Yeah, you're not gay (probably) but it would be good practice because there are no strings attached.

You don't, retard

nature intends for retarded spastics like yourself to not breed, and it seems to be working very well.

IT'S JUST TOO BAD NATIONAL SOCIALISM NEVER STOPPED ANYONE FROM ATTACKING RUSSIA IN THE MIDDLE OF WINTER

Wouldn't that be a huge inconvinience to the other dude? Or are people fine with it?
Have you ever been on the recieving end of this? Because I never have and I use public transport. I've never seen it happen either (though I'm not looking for it so maybe I missed it) so I can't imagine it's that common.

Is everyone on public transport just silent around you? The people you may think are friends are often just people engaging in small talk.

You're thinking of the Roman Empire, pleb.

Who the fuck cares if someone experiences 30 seconds of inconvenience?? You should think of yourself and not what other people think of you. That is something that autists struggle to understand about Chads. Chads care ONLY about themselves, and thats why women follow them, because women seek validation. And when Chad doesnt give it to them, because he doesnt give a shit about her or her problems, it drives her fucking mental.

I'm not saying become Chad. But for fuck's sake, stop caring so much about how you are perceived to total fucking strangers

By the way, driving women mental is a good thing in this situation. You're annoying to them in a good way, meaning that they will not be able to stop thinking about why you dont pay attention to them, and it WILL get you into their pants

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I do user. I woudn't like anyone doing something like this to me, I don't want to be mean to others.
It's not that I care about what they think of me, just that I don't want to cause people inconvinience. I don't want to cause trouble.

That sentence is a blatant contradiction. If you care about every random faggot's 30 seconds, you would never have time for anything else. You need to learn to let go

What exactly is with this stigma about representing yourself in court exactly?
Especially if it's somehthing frivolous and there's no evidence, why can't you just come up and say "Look, I didn't rape the bitch, there's no evidence that I raped the bitch. Until we see some evidence this should be open and shut, shouldn't it?"

It doesn't matter how good at word play the plaintiff's lawyer is, he can't just make evidence out of thin air with charisma. Any evidence brought forward is subject to inspection.

just be yourself

You watch too much tv

But I don't want people to be troubled, is that too much? It would just feel wrong to cause someone harm like that, even if it's minor, since I went out of my way to do so.

Yes, it really is. No one is going to sit and stir angrily for days about the autist who made small talk for 30 seconds. Most people are fucking retarded and will forget in less time than the conversation between you actually lasted.

LET
GO

The American legal system is a meme, that's why.
It would work in civilised (european) countries
Source: Jury duty.

Literally when has someone defended themselves in court on TV?
This is an idea that I don't even see entertained by the public. It's always assumed that a court case always has lawyers on both sides.

I understand that lawyers are well trained in matters of law as well as public speaking, but you don't need a whole lot of charisma or know a bunch of obscure court cases from memory to say "show me some evidence."

Sure thing, man because she's obviously never going to cheat on you/divorce after she's gotten bored of you 'nice' silly ass.

But that's still mean. I don't want to go out of my way to trouble people.

see

It's your job to choose a quality woman. If you end up being cheated on, the signs were there, and it's your fault for settling. I am prepared for your impotent rage in your response, but it doesn't matter because you know I'm right. Personal responsibility above all.

Fuck off. No one is this socially retarded. Nice bait thread.

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You let the fuck go. Strangers should be seen, not heard. When I'm on public transportation to/from work/chores, the last fucking thing I god damn want is some faggot trying to get to know me. Leave me the absolute fuck alone. I don't act like a fucking busybody and force my conversation onto other people, I expect the same courtesy in return.

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OP here, this.

Yes, caring for random people's feelings that you'll never see again is completely retarded, not even socially. Just plain old retarded.

You'll get over it

Is that shit going to save you from getting skinned when it comes to alimony?

I'll do one better and tell them to fuck off or change seats.

You always meet twice in life, retard. Once on the way up and once on the way down. What goes around comes around.

Do you think rape is okay too? You'll never see them again and they're a stranger!
Seriously where do you draw the line?

Thanks for helping prove my point. That entire interaction is over with a simple "fuck off" and then everyone forgets it even fucking happened

If she violates the prenup, she gets nothing unless you permit it.

There is no interaction. The moment someone I don't know approaches me and attempts to initiate conversation, I brutally cut it off.

You know that's way above simply talking to someone, faggot

Meaning, someone speaks to you, you tell them to fuck off. You have interacted.

Well, not wanting to harm someone IS caring for their feelings so…

SAGE

You may as well have just posted "fart", and nothing else. Your post means nothing.

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pic is you

Not him but the fallacy fallacy is a thing, if you didn't know.

You mean it's a thing used by kikes who have been caught in a logical fallacy so they resort to saying calling out logical fallacies is against the rules? Yeah, I'm familiar.

Not an argument.

:^)

Nice try, but the argument is already over. I won many posts ago

Sounds like you've got it figured out man, just keep it up and one day you'll see someone mentioning you, ONLY THEN,
do you make your move. Make sure you're staring directly at them for a while or else you might miss it.

What are considered "presentable" shoes nowadays anyway? Looking for cheap shit too.

STOP BUMPING THIS THREAD!!!!!!

Why?

Seriously why?

user tell me why!

Because OP is a fag who's never gonna get laid.

/thread.

I believe!!!!!1!

compliment her footwear

If you're fat, bearded, ugly or jobless, you don't stand a chance of getting laid. Here's how getting laid worked for me…

1) I was born attractive.
2) I'm in shape, I exercise.
3) I got a job.
4) I got my own place & car.
5) I'm smooth with the ladies, I know how to talk to them.

If you don't have any of these skills, don't bother.

Read this, figure out the rest
docdro.id/Hk6aIbV

You can be bearded and jobless and get laid. Not sure about fat.

never read it since that guy tried to make money off of normie-tier shit after that.

A lot of women in my area date a lot of smooth-shaved men with jobs. The bearded ones I see are usually jobless and homeless. Employers often don't hire men with beards in this area.

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Whatever matches the rest of your outfit.
women know how much shoes cost. If you get cheap shit, they'll know it

yeezys