What is the most dangerous thing you have ever done Holla Forums?

I posted in a candlejack thread onc

Datamining.

I let Dsynomia remain Board Volunteer.

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your mom without a condom

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I went on blacked.com

reddit to back

sorry wrong version

gave a truthful answer in datamining thread

barebacked image boards

DERP

DATAMINING DOESN'T EXIST THIS POSTER IS LYING

I've been on Tumblr

Me and a friend climbed up on a crane which we later were told was 100 meters high, it was night and we didnt really see the actual height from the ground. As we went up there we stayed 10 minutes up there and then climbed down.
As we made the first step on ground someone was behind us with a flashlight and we instantly began to run. He chased us for some time and then we run on a tiny ledge, about 20cm/6inches, a wall to our right in an insane tempo, left beside us 5m below was a street with traffic going on, this ledge was around 7 meters long and the secruity guy wasnt following us on that ledge because he was simplay too big so we could him hear screaming in his radio that they shall block the entrance. We knew the big construction site and left over a fence at another place.

I try to live withour killing myself.

I once posted in a thread on Holla Forums.

Mommy was very proud of me.

Is barebacking Tibetan pantaloon worship boards really dangerous?

Took off my helmet at the surface of Venera. I fell to my back. I flailed my arms to block winds so I would not be worn away. I was unconscious during seconds. I lost a lot of brain. A giant ship descended over me to protect me from the winds. I was complete body by regrowth of missing body technology.

I almost overdosed on a combination of ketamine, xtc, cocaine, wed and copious amounts of alcohol

I ate too much grated carrots and almost fucking chocked on in.

I ate at Denny's once.

Lurking on the Chans

I know this thread isn't supposed to be serious, but I once showed child porn to my 10 year old sister

What did she think of it?

what she thought about it?

She said that children having sex looked weird to her and the only thing she actually enjoyed was the Siberian Mouse stuff.

I fart in crowded elevators

put a loaded gun in my mouth and pulled the trigger. was a dud bullet, or those cat's cradle threads were true.

Once I asked if Candlejack was tr

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I smoked a cigarette once.

Drove over 80 mph down busy NY streets at age 14 with no prior experience behind the wheel with 3 other people in the car

i open twitter through TOR.

Tried to off myself(arterial cut, just knicked it enough for constant blood loss but not death in minutes) but the paramedics got called. Was fine with them until two cops showed up. I freaked out thinking they were taking me to jail for life so I took a gun from them and tried to shoot myself in the head. No experience with guns and just couldn't get the safety off. Jumped up on a counter and the other cop tried to taze me but I batted the wires out of the air. After that 4 more cops showed up guns drawn (still had the gun in my hand).

They realized I only wanted to kill myself so talked me out of it. Went to the hospital under police escort and they stayed with me until I was admitted to the psych ward. They were bros (original two), I apologized and they told me they'd rather wait there than deal with assholes. Also asked how the hell I could pull off all of that without any training. We talked about weapons and they gave me advice on good firearms for first time shooters (but laughed and said now you have to wait a while).

All in all, lucky to be alive, a month in the mental ward was kind of fun until the end where meds started working.

I saw a Cheese Pizza.

Let myself get caught as part of a master plan.

Mixed K2 and marijuana.

I forgot the name of it. I have no life. I have no fun. Nothing entertains me. I'm such a boring loser

So I bought a few pills of drugs and I was supposed to inhale the vapors of said drugs after I burned them on some tin foil and I was supposed to get stupidly super high. The addiction rate of this drug is supposed to be like 90% or some shit

I found out about it from a documentary and that night I went to go buy some.

So I buy some, get me some McDonald's, and plan my night accordingly cuz I'm about to get fucked up. In the back of my head I was hoping I'd get addicted and sell my house for more drug money and have to start sucking some dick under a freeway and my whole family would cry and ask me to get help and I'd go through therapy. The whole nine yards. I just WANTED something exciting to happen in my life

So I did twice the "normal" amount. Hoping to get super addicted. Smoked it. Snorted it. Inhaled the vapors. Nothing. Nothing at all
FUCKING NOTHING!!
I mean I got a bit of a headache. My body felt numb. But nothing that I'd say felt "good" or "good enough" to ever want to do this stupid shit again. And I spent my fucking money

THAT was the stupidest shit i've ever done
Guess I just don't have an addcitive personality

I've never done a drug and though

Drugs are pretty shit to me. All of them

You don't have to be a drug addict in order to suck dick under a freeway user. If that's what you want to do you can just go do it.

I once felt up two hebes

i have not constructed additional pylons

I realise that by putting my name forward as a candidate as your new board Mod, I am leaving myself open to a lot of negativity.