Went out and got myself a can of chips, threw the chips away, cleaned out the inside, got a plastic bag in there, used olive oil for lube and fitted in two sponges (one with the rough side and the other with the flat side), made a bigger opening with my fingers and already got half a boner.
I went in and after a few thrusts I felt like I could already cum so I slowed down and enjoyed the ride.
If you niggers haven't tried it yet, go for it, get a pringles can, two sponges, a condom/latex glove or whatever, lube/lubricant and enjoy. It's as close as you can get to the real thing without spending a dime.
Colton Morgan
Whelp, the autism is strong in this one, Obi Wan
Elijah Ramirez
What's so autistic about fucking a can of chips?
Cooper Fisher
Why the fuck didn't you eat the pringles? You didn't have to throw them away.
Matthew Powell
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Kayden Edwards
I needed an empty can, couldn't fuck it with the chips still in.
Nigga, you can't possibly call this autistic but fucking your palm not autistic.
Robert Gray
You didn't have to throw the pringles away ya dingus.
Owen Cook
Oh, right.
Henry Cook
why go to the trouble of getting a pringles can and sponges, when you can just fold a towel instead?
Jaxon Edwards
Or just buy a proper fleshlight you cheap fucks
Oliver Sanders
Why not use this?
Brandon Parker
it would be extremely painful
Jayden Gutierrez
you're a big guy
Brody Long
UUUU
Nathan Smith
just fucking buy one you cheap cunt, they cost fuck all on ebay
William Martin
Nigga, I felt like fucking then and there, didn't have the time to order one.