ITT: explain your average fapping routine
I'll start:
ITT: explain your average fapping routine
I'll start:
Okay, i searched for instantfap. You got your click and bump. Now fuck off.
Amateur
How can you stand it? All the blood leaving the brain is the only way those terrible fucking things are even watchable.
Does anybody else use Google to search for their porn too?
nothing else to do while cooldow
Use bing you fucking amateur
usually just think about my life, then slit my wrists
I use >>/wx/
On the bright side, my endurance is way better. Instead of just fapping like 20 minutes to porn I go for like 2 hours.
lets be real here, who faps for 20 minutes
usually more
I used to fap for 20 minutes when I was a normalfag with things to do and a girlfriend. I also only did it 2-3 times a week instead of the 5 or so that I do now.
my fapping strategy is to imagine the porn actors as old, diseased, and dead, which they inevitably will be one day
I imagine the camera man, the sound guys, the producers, all kinds of people involved behind the scenes as old, diseased, and dead, which they inevitably will be one day
I imagine all the involved peoples' names, their personal lives, the meals they ate and excreted, their hopes and dreams, their fears and disappointments, their petty squabbles, busy schedules and stresses
then I imagine myself as old, diseased, and dead, which I inevitably will be one day
I think about me and my personal life, the meals I ate and excreted, my hopes and dreams, my fears and disappointments, my petty squabbles, busy schedules and stresses.
I realize that all these things are inconstant
I realize that inconstant things are stressful
I realize that it makes no sense to treat inconstant stressful things as 'This is mine. This is my self. This is what I am'
Discerning thus, I grow disenchanted with these things, disenchanted with fapping, disenchanted with sensual desires, disenchanted with craving.
Disenchanted, I become dispassionate.
Through dispassion, I am fully released.
With full release, there is the knowledge, 'Fully released.'
I discern that 'Birth is ended, the holy life fulfilled, the task done. There is nothing further for this world.'
minimum 3 hours
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You into necrophilia?
Faggot! Your data is probs getting sold to every exisiting company in this world. Use duckduckgo.
itt betafags
Advanced faggot here.
Another technique:
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post pics please, preferably with one of your buttplug tails in
Neck yourself, faggot.
damn what a waste
Usally I start out on 7chan's /sm/ then if nothing catches my attention I go to /shota/ or nifty.org for erotica stories
got anymore?
Addendum:
Sometimes Ill fap to those nudist family photos. And aometimes I'll do sharpie pooper
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op is literally gay end of discussion
why do I keep seeing this thread
because these degenerates have been so brainwashed by pornography they don't even know how to masturbate or need to discuss it with others
then what is the "proper" way too? and by what merit are you the authority on such issues?
I'm not here to teach you how to masturbate, hotwheels.
then stop being and edgy faggot retard
Use a vagina as a fleshlight.
I sense a summerfag
naw I'm just a newfag
>inb4 lurk moar
i have been for a long time now
me too, omg we have so much in common
sarcasm? I can't tell
Welcome to the Internet
Your strategy seems so well thought out but the execution is rubbish.
Please, post again if you still manage to get a boner after 9 take offs in one night.
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I went for 6 hours once..
Dick hurt like a bitch..
Might be bad for my health..
Cause cumming also hurt like a bitch..
i do that like every night
one day i fapped 6 times
You really are a newfag
noop i fapped 13 times in just one day
Show me your cock
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I search for teen feet on YouTube
I used to, but there's too much CP on there now. So much fucking CP…
Bed humping shrinks your penis.
user please stop you're demaging yourself mentally.
lube up. get it really hard by watching pony porn. once you realized I did a pelvic thrust. then I move on over the bestiality porn. I usually get the most excited when I run across a nice clear close up scene of a guy fucking a horses cunt. If i see the guys cock pulsating while inside the horse I usually rewind and try to cum at the same time as the porn.