Biggest regrets greentext stories ill start

Biggest regrets greentext stories ill start

The most beta ive ever been didnt even try to ask her out

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your brother sounds like a cool guy

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God damnit *earlier

You fucked up pretty bad, pictures of naked women are such a rarity these days.

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wat

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Normie, get out

Oh my God OP. Why do you have to open new wounds?

I'll give you the TL;DR of all my infractions because I'm drunk AF and don't care anymore so i'll tell you the very very few of many regrets in life and then a personal blogpost for any faggots who care to learn from my mistakes. INB4 normie

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Story time

Had a huge crush on a girl for several years. My heart physically sped up when i saw her.
I'm not even a total autist, but after that i just isolated myself from everyone and never cared what people thought of me anymore because i had already lost all self-respect
At least i dodged a bullet, even if it hurt to watch.

Never try to impress a female ever

I should probably mention that this wasn't my biggest regret, since i actually knew it was probably good i didn't hook up with her. I still feel very torn though. I could've dressed as an SS officer while she roleplayed a Russian soldier wounded in battle, but that's not going to happen now.

user, why didn't you actually research the translation first? Wtf were you thinking?

I never left… retardation is like that, isn't it, Rin?

It took you ten minutes to read those shit stories. Man you read slow.

>"She's a slut." "She gave blank a hand job!"
> I regret not trying to. I would have been a friend. A real one.

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Do you think she would've given good head?

Great Waifu head

Sure she was supposedly school slut after all.

What is it really like to be effeminate?

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Oh (You)!

I have only posted this only once before. Has any autist actually started spamming it around?

Reading fail.

If your gonna post Disney porn to mock me, you should post the worst one, faggot.

My whole family blames me for it, and even my fathers friends and distant relatives hate me for existing instead of him, and I agree with them.After a year I tried to hang myself, and while choking I remembered how he saved my life, and just couldn't finish it off.

My sister and brother have families now, only I don't have one, ever since that day. And they don't even let me see their kids.

Are all of your biggest regrets seriously all related to fucking and getting your dick sucked? How basic are you?

Hey Chad, not everyone has it that easy

Wew, how does pointing out that missed girl opportunities is not worth feeling regretful over make me a chad?

I have a habit of messing up names, I called Frank Iero 'Frankie Iero' for the longest time infront of her dammit I wanna kms.

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Holy shit user, is that real, or are you yanking my chain?

sorry lad
people like you are the reason I want to start a cult
not just for the sex and money but also I feel the need to share love with people like you
so dejected and alone
you deserve love of some kind, the love another human being could give you
just a hand on your shoulder, or a hug to let you know you are not alone

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Fuck, I read it all and I feel really sorry for you. I can't fucking imagine how horrible it must've been. I wish you all the best.

You should be happy, you saved yourself from a crazy whore.

If this is real. I feel horrivlefor you, I thought my life was miserable. But this.. holy fuck.

I have more but don't remember everyone, I'm akward as a person basically.

there's always tomorrow to look forward to? i wish you better days ahead.

It seemed like a good idea t the time, but now I'm starting to realize he might be an retard.

trying to contain my spaghetti

i still feel like shit about it

said anyone whos ever voted

Thanks for your input, shill.

Sit down, kids. Papa user has a story to tell
FF to summertime, after she had dumped me twice

Dude, she'd easily forgive you, stop feeling so bad, it's selfish. You couldn't have known, thats all there is to it

im glad you didn't kill yourself

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sort yourself out user

If this is true, fuck your family. They can't blame a 12 year old for his dad having a heart attack, that's fucking retarded. Fuck them, fuck them, fuck them. Don't ever listen to them again.

So you fucked a chick and nothing came off it.
Big deal

I can relate to your papa. I have a 14 months old son and I can tell you without a shadow of a doubt that I would walk through hell and damnation for that little boy. If my baby boy was trapped underwater I'd jump in and do anything to get him to safety, even if it would take my life. Trust me user, a good father would gladly die for his child, and he would never want you to take your life.
Would he be alive if you hadn't been trapped? Maybe, but life rarely gives us a choice in these matters. At least find comfort in knowing that if he had to, I bet he'd do it again, just so you could live.

How old are you now?

God I fucked up back then

>be born as a man in (((modern))) society
Biggest regret.

Is yu fuckin stupid Jonny?
He says her molars have been cuttin up peckars.
Her incisor haz been touchin up circumcisions.
Her bicuspid has been chewing schlongs.
Get the taters out ya ears yeah boy?

Hey that's one of Benji's favorite images. Are you him by chance?

My biggest regret is that I'm a virgin NEET who can't do anything, not even get autismbux
All in all I think I'm doing pretty well compared to this carnival of human tragedy

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I MISSED IT! I MISSED THE CHANGE OF GETTING MY DREAM GIRL! WE WOULD HAVE BEEN SO HAPPY WITH EACH OTHER AND I BLEW IT BECAUSE I'M A TACTLESS ASSHOLE!! AND NOW THEY'RE GETTING MARRIED AND I'LL BE A NO GF NEET ALL MY LIFE!!

You deserve it, you fucking retard.

I would've said that I felt sorry for you, but how the fuck can someone be that retarded.
How couldn't you tell she was being serious due to her facial expressions?

I was drunk. Most of these realizations came afterwards.
I've been running the scenario over and over in my head hundreds of times.

That must've felt like the world tearing apart in front of you, when realising she was actually being serious. Have any pictures of her?

Yeah I have a few. Early phone photos and stuff, but I'd rather not share. Looking at pictures of her makes my brain hurt.

lmao, best post in this thread

Sure, but if you can get over yourself it'd be nice of you to post them.

This is us at a party in highschool.

Damn, she's cute. She looks like someone that's nice to everyone and a happy bubbly girl, but that's just the impression I get of her. Thanks for sharing.

I am sad now.

oh, I know why you were rejected.

and she looks shit too

She really was. Even after she became popular she was never mean to anyone or anything like that. If anything, she would police the other popular girls. She got a lot of shit for it behind her back, but she didn't care.

If you would've read anons post, he got rejected once yes. But she still had feelings for him after all these years. Atleast that's what understood it as

It's a pretty bad picture of her, but It's the only one with us both from that time.
Yeah, I'm not a catch really, but I got rid of the beard after highschool.

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Nigger, just reading your story she seems like a crazy whore with heavy self-esteem issues and an immeasurable sense of entitlement. First, as t(w)eens, she rejects you, gets beaten up by Brads and last time she met you she realized that you're probably the only dumb motherfucker on this god-forsaken earth, who would put up with her. She wasn't a virgin either, let me tell you that; women who get into abusive relationships fuck with their Brads most of the time because they feel like they deserve it to get used like the whores they are.

Now let's look into other factors she behaved like a total bitch:
>ghosts you again and discredits your entire existence just because you didn't reciprocate her sudden change of feelings

The only stupid shit you did was lying, because nobody should lie in private matters, but in this case lying to her resulted in dodging a bullet. She would've sucked all life out of your sorry ass and I'm glad you rejected her. Looking at the pic you posted her physiognomy tells me a lot too: she looks like she deserves the world because she showed some virtues here and there and thinks she's on par with Mother Theresa.

I know, I know, it hurts to get over some whore, especially if you had contact for so long, but you need to sober up and see the bright side of your situation: you are able to attract women, and don't need to put up with this fucking whore ever again (hopefully). Honestly, I'm wondering how you couldn't see this coming despite having had some experience women in the past - it's like you didn't learn anything. You two degenerates deserve each other well, actually. But your subconsciousness knew you should run from her and therefore did the job for you.

You deserved it

My most beta moment in my entire life, and I had plenty of those.

you didn't get sand up your dick did you user

user, please get your life on track. Not for your family, but for yourself and your father's sacrifice. If he were alive he'd know those fucking faggots would be in the wrong, and his saving of you wouldn't have happened otherwise. Please consider… I dunno, *anything*. I'd personally start looking at a church or some education of some sort.